₦airaland Forum

I am a Nigerian senator


I earn
$70,731 per month.
Additional benefits
$1,900 monthly sitting allowance ( 32 hrs monthly)
$488,000 annually constituency project.




I am not a senator but u can ask Shehu Sani or Akpabio Goodwill for confirmation

kaysy:
The bank is STERLING BANK and the account name reads KOGI STATE SALARY BAIL OUT ACCOUNT

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No wonder isl****c bank abi alternative bank has been the chorus. Dem wan usw that bank , dem go kill that bank
Anyone that even think this one called Gyb should be a local govt ward chairman is not okay upstairs.
This administration is as disastrous as volcano.
N35B in deed. Abi is it for another rail? Cos everything is rail rail rail esp from Niger

kanuisagoat:
Partners in the house, how do you handle rentals from a driver who was unable to work because he was blocked by bolt.

The way I see it, getting blocked for whatever reason is totally avoidable and in my opinion, you have to be really careless to get blocked for whatever reason at all.

The driver wants me to waive payment for the day he was blocked and I have refused. Am I being harsh?

PS: The agreement does not say anything about being blocked.

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Payment for the day?
Is it not to deliver per week?
Are all the apps blocked.
I don't understand what he is asking for oh.
He should use the period to rest and strategize or do whatever repairs he needs to do.

A very immature thing to do.
He couldn't even campaign with employment, food, etc then bring this unneeded vax as an addition.

Of course he is a Nigerian politician so he does things without thoughts

hardex10:
Thanks for your advice sir I work Monday to Saturday but my boss too dey quick vex small thing e don vex and that thing dey make me fill bad like if I dey do ulber I will not face that and I can work anytime I wish and rest anytime I wish

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Bro,
It depends on what you do na that will make ur boss vex,
If u get rental , hope u know u indirectly have a boss too.
Hope u will not default payment , rough-handle his vehicle and show dishonest behavior and u expect him not to vex.

You will work harder in this uber thing, customers will also be there to test ur temperaments,
Decide the lesser devil

Injected into Niger economy via bandits
(Both criminal and non criminal bandits)
please,
Don't mistake it for Nigeria economy.

Only this year, I have heard or read news from this same NNPC has defied logic.
Today they have made profit for the first time
Tomorrow they have made losses
Next tomorrow under receovery
The day after the next subsidy
After that refinery is undergoing turn around maintenance
Then you hear not one drip of oil has been refined.
Thereafter oil is discovered in sokoto,
Pls when will you guys start refining and selling crude oil which was the major purpose you were created.

Pathetic

People disposable income are dwindling.
The economy is shrinking.
Business are closing
People are being kidnapped
Food cost are escalating
And we are here praising Mozart painting.

This is not sane at all

deedee44:
Increase your budget to 1.2m sir

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Depending on how good the condition of car
But I'm still short of that amount u quoted but should be end of Jan

macrodata:
Like I said, you're simply buying and selling currencies. Simple trade. It becomes laundering when you influence a third party to carry on the transaction. Banks frown at it, regulators frown at it. All the same, God bless your hustle. All in all. it'll be safer to use friends you're familiar with and avoid $100 limit cards. go for the big cards with higher limits so you can use few people. Managing lots of people with small amounts of card limit is stressful. You get?

Alternatively, you can look into gift card arbitrage. Do your research, the profit you make for each transaction is higher than regular arbitrage. Please no one should contact me for this. I don't have a handy guide or video to refer you to. I'm an extremely busy person who has no time to reply unofficial email.

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No sir.
Money laundering stems from illegal source of wealth.
The word is to "conceal" illegal wealth.
Even genuine transaction can look like money laundering untill source of wealth is proven.
If he can explain his source of income and its not illegal. It might not be "ethical" does not make it illegal.
Hence if u open a shell account for ur company is Bahamas for example, it is not illegal if ur company is doing a legal business ( companies does this for hedge funds in instances where they make good profit during certain period and they don't want to mismanage the excess funds) despite the fact that people also store illegal wealth there.

Remember David Cameron had this issue.
However as u have rightly said, crypto in Nigeria is termed " illegal " but to the world as large it is not.
So that may be the issue here.
Sir assuming you have 50,000 usd to pay to ur dorm account.
I can tell u , you will be advised to split into max if 10,000 usd a piece of 5 deposit. Or 5000 usd a piece of 10 deposit.
I may just put my family members names as depositors.
Nothing illegal there.
I do understand ur view point but Nigeria has seen almost everything as money laundering.

modupemomo:
Gazzuzz, I really appreciate you for your exceptional service today. Thanks for helping me fix my car free of charge, calling me and sending your very pleasant driver to pick up the Lexus and drop it off after assessment with repairs.

He even left his Toyota Sienna for me to do school runs and the children were saying I should trade my Lexus for the Sienna �

I only paid for the pick up and drop off and Gazzuzz gave me a discount on it when I asked. I wasnt expecting this at all when I woke up today worrying about how to ensure the car is back to shape.

Gazzuzz can be really nice and funny too �

Cheers to your continuous genius towards bringing cost-effective, efficient and humane services to Nairaland drivers. �

All this shalaye free advert,

Hope when e reach my turn, e go be like this ; D

deedee44:
You can get good manual for this price, sound automatic will be slightly higher.
I can help you find, which do you prefer?

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Automatic.
Its for ehailing.

Jpolgar:
World Leaders: Seems no one is scared of covid anymore

WHO: We just discovered a new variant.

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Then they will want to make some killings somewhere wither by poisoning or gas and blame it on covid -omicaron(new variant)

Jodera:
Hmm.... Valid enough
I pray Arteta improves on his tactics against Liverpool and man city.

We have man u tomorrow, I just hope he goes for the win and don't give them too much respect

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That is his problem.
Always allowing the opponents too much respect or space.
If he doesn't start laca and Martinelli tomorrow,i hope he will not be talking press conference.

Jodera:
Lol.. The way Liverpool will prepare against arsenal or Chelsea is different from the way they'll prepare against say crystal palace or Watford. I'm still saying it, bone to bone, this present arsenal no be Liverpool mate. Arnold said that the way they ran and pressed against arsenal, they've not done that in the league to any team this season. That's to tell you how they mean us that night..

Lemme just ask you: who would be your starting 11 if you wanna play against Liverpool?

As for the bolded, you're really funny

Oga for Liverpool,
It's not only the starting 11 but formation and tactics.
We were to play.
a back 3
With partey pairing with amn.

with wing back of taveres and pepe/saka

The front 3 should be 2 striker auba and Martinelli troubling the full backs.(which is the major Liverpool strength.
Take out the full backs u will have their midfield going to support them.
The 10 role could be laca or ESR depending on tye reading of the game.
At substitute, bring pepe and any speed demon or saka.
With direct instructions to trouble their full backs.
We draw or lose by not more than 2-0

Ok na.
Make dem drop laca na,
We go see.
Shebi we saw the impact he had since crystal palace,
In Aston villa, did laca score no,
However villa couldn't even have a short on target,
Immediately laca was off, dem dey press us , same with lichester city,
The issue arsenal had is that the chance created were usually wasted by Auba making us uneasy.
With laca chances ar always created but Auba did not out them away
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Needed
Kia rio
Naija used.
2007 to 2010
Engine, transmission and AC should be working.
Depending on checks
Budget 700k to 1M.

Location: Lagos or ibadan

When you have lost humanity.
As a growing young adults, she would never have done this.
I wish we all could be little children again.
Omicron in deed.
As deadly as they claimed it is, The US just said there will be no lockdown.

Another sold lie


Why not fair access to employment.
Why not fair access to food
Why not fair access to shelter.

So you can vax the whole planet but you cannot feed the starving.

mejai:
Gentlelife50, BAZ001, Felicity001 and co... A new hoodlum in town

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No sir
The moral of the story is
Bolt was mentioned in the essay. In Bolt calculation.
2, that there is surge from 1.4 to 1.6 even at Lekki.

Uber was never mentioned.

Sixty sense now says always drive on bolt.

I'm outta here

Why not donate 600 million Yen.
And 400 million Yen from other sources.
Why must it be vaccines.

This is the time to build Martinelli as a CF.
He has it.
The issue here is to bring him about 20 mins left but change to accommodate a 2 striker in the setup. Until he matures to hold his own.

Any body that doubts Martinelli as CF , there u have it.
How MA put Martinelli on RW is amazing and wasting his talent.
The guy is a pure striker, the kind of laturo to lukaku combo with Martinelli playing laturo.
Abeg they should not waste this guy talent on either RW or LW , play him as a CF

This looks like Super story but let me just continue to read to th end.

20mins a round

Pearl1910:
Bolt has blocked them bad Riders , they are now using Uber that doesn't care for Drivers anymore.

That's how I carried one on Indriver on Monday night, she said her friend just introduced her to Indriver that it's Uber she uses but cos it was past twelve she needed an alternative. Got to her destination, she did transfer, I saw her debit but didnt take note of the amount. When she went inside I got my alert of 1k instead of 2,700. I called her back she no pick, I reported her to Indrive immediately, I was so pissed, I was determined to get this girl. I came back to d hotel and parked beside d gate. Infact I was ready to stay there till morning just to confront her. After about 20mins she came back out to look for taxis outside d hotel cos Indriver had blocked her. Immediately she saw me, she felt like disappearing or entering d ground I told her u sent me 1k and refused to pick my calls and she was blabbing that it was a mistake etc "why didn't u pick my calls" she said she was busy when she went inside. Okay "why didn't u call me back when u finished ur rounds?" She say make I forget that one she go complete my money, can I take her back. I asked her complete my money first, and that her return journey is 5k.
She started begging that I reduce d fare, its too much, it's late, she can't get cab etc
Finally, on our way she told me that's how other drivers will be threatening/insulting her, that she doesn't like threats that she has d mind to send d money later when she has but once threat and insult comes in or Bolt blocks her, she doesn't bother to send d money again. That she has 3lines Bolt has blocked all. That this Indriver she will register with another sim. I was like, If I knew this is d kind of person u r, I 4 no carry u...u for find ur way home by urself. I took her through where there is police, incase she carry drugs or weed, make they arrest am. But she lie give police say she get pant and menstrual pad inside d bag that he can't search her bag that's how she escaped.

So Bolt is weeding them out, am just surprised Uber has drastically changed for worse because of desperation to keep Riders.

In as much as L. Mohd dismissal if the report is short sighted, there are too many disprecancies in that report using fictitious victiim names or previously dead victims( if what was leaked is actually the report).
There are a lot of mismatch. I don't know what the purpose is for.
However, it is certain some sort of clash took place that day.

Someone asked for 60 amp device and u sent 45 amp and told him they are out of 60amp and u expect him to take this rubbish.
Supposing u sent an item to someone for an agreed 60k and he sent u 45k and tells u the item is not worth 60k.
Will u take it like that.
Pls fraud has many faces, its not only when you abscond with someone money but also when u cheat someone what is supposed to be theirs.

I hope u know u have sowed a seed here and when u will harvest it, it will come with interest.

Barbiturate:
I was really pissed

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Baba its likely it's a woman.
I can bet 95%.

Baba no vex.
I go call u later today.. don't ask me how how i get ur number

Modified: just saying so that he knows there is a number showing. I have no reason to call

How much red flag do you want to see during courtship.
Except maybe laziness and anger and maybe lying. She would put a good behavior all through
You aren't likely to detect any red flag.
Bro, that's what women do,(short memory and worshipper of money forming holy)
Even when i lost my job, abt 10 yrs go she took a teaching job while i was still paying her salary of abt 20-30k evry month back then, she still treated me badly.
When i got a job later,
I stayed away from the house for 3 months Dec to feb. She was now asking me why i was not coming home.
Things aren't too well in Nigeria economically so you would see many homes experiencing such

Chai.
Bill gates thinking
"I should have used crabs � to do this depopulation thingy."

uzohrome:
I have 2009 of it, no noise emission. 1.2M

Everything intact and ac chilling and factory fitted. First body and never painted.

1.2M

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Is this still available?

Really there was no need to mention Tinubu as far as this report is concerned.
If she was talking about his presidential ambition, that would have been ok.
The issue here is Lagos State and endsare report.

What exactly is she having issue with as per the report, that would have also been okay.

BAZ001:
Bros, i will like to ask, in all the drivers forums and groups you belong to have you seen any driver (one single driver ) gross 1M monthly from September- 1M, October- 1M
& November too?

With your experience bros is there a strategy to make 1M gross this November or December?

I need the strategy plsssss mbok, because I want 1M to welcome me with open arms.

U still they resurrect this matter.
I pity u.
On day you will get surge back to back only to get home and see someone at ur doorstep with police baton aski.ng for bazoo1 and the person will say he is an Uber driver. I won't tell u his name.
Go and do ur research

Felicity0001:
That 2.2 will get you a Mercedes Benz C180. C200 or C230 1.8L, the fuel [b]economy is superb even better than the Corolla... [/b]Yes you heard me right. Talk of prestige, talk of confidence, performance, elegance, speed, weight, power, talk of rugedity, durability... You have peace of mind parking it any where without being vandalize, security is top notch. What else would you need in a car? Is it sound? Room space? Interior beauty? What else...

I bought fuel 2k at MRS filling station Ojota, drove down to pick up a client Obalende then took the parents and daughter to convenant university in Ota, the Sun was so hot that very day so I'd to turn on AC then slept while they spent about 2hrs settling the girl. Still got back to Obalende yet my 2k fuel had not entered reverse. All along AC was running.

Parts are not expensive like many Nigerians think, ground clearance is great even with the bad roads ive been to I'd not had any serious challenge.

What else? Make una try dey think outside the box oh.

As u dey reference Corolla everytime,
May be na corolla be the car.

Na thief thief be the issue na,

Airplane crash no mean say we no go fly again