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I like the story.
He is right about justice, fairness, equality or is it equity he meant.
Because low rank should not be made equal with high rank as far as rules are followed

A thousand likes.
Any southerner that votes for a norther is foolish.
Any southerner who gets the president jobs and does not use his office to favor the south is also foolish no matter how many times a mallam Na'abba is given the microphone to talk the normal divided talk for the north

DOTian:
After cornering every single important position in the land? The president, the Chief justice of the supreme court, the Senate president, in a multi nation country like Nigeria? Including the lopsided domination of federal courts including the appeal Court? After cornering all juicy positions in the oil an gas sector without having a single functional oil well in the north? After creating a North East commission to appropriate almost 5% of our total VAT remittance?

After dominating the Army, The Navy, The Air Force, The police, The immigration, The customs and diplomatic corps with all northern appointments? After securing all viable and "juicy" ministries? After your billion dollars gas pipelines to the north into Niger republic with power stations at Abuja, Kaduna and Kano? After dry seaports here and there and modern highways here and there? After all the "rail revolution" in the north? Should I continue?

After all these in less that 6 years, Someone from the north opens his gutter mouth and claims that Buhari is not doing enough for the north! And he's being entertained by the press! Obviously, these guys take us as fools! They don't rate Southerners. As far as they are concerned, we exist for their pleasure. Because if they do believe they are dealing with fellow human beings, this kind of revolting outbursts won't ever be made by a northerner, after all the evil unleashed on this country by Buhari, just to please the north..

Shot fired. Another side war may begin depending on where allied forces pitch their tent

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Who is intelligent?

Person wey dull pass anything wey you know.

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This your question will cause war.
You are inviting Baz001 into world war3 again?
Pls just believe in your dashboard,
The money is probably still stuck somewhere in the app, it will arrive to ur account soon.
U may contact bolt to hasten it

Lekki or epe branch office only.

Yeah i know what i just did there,
I am only trying to catch cruise oh,
E no mean anything oh,
I am on the fence , but i can't resist to take a kinda dig....no offense intended

Hope i am safe oh? Hiroshima comes to mind

VaselineCrew:
I can see money on my dashboard but no money in my account



All this driving sha, yet account balance is not moving or is moving backwards.

Is it because I’m buying all these small chops and coke

Haba!

Sometimes I look at my dashboard and ask “where is the money?”

Hi,

Pls how do I change my filters.

donfortune48:
This A/C issue confuses me sometimes.
Cos I've used my car for almost 3yrs now and no A/c technician have ever come close to my car.

I've never topped my Gas before nor change any a/c component before, yet my a/c is still performing far better than most cars I've checked their's.

I don't know the cost of a/c gas nor any other a/c component; except the filter. And I change my filter by myself almost every 3/4months and that's all.

I do that anytime I notice that my car is not cooling as it should. I'll either clean the filter or change it if it's too dirty. It's only 1k.

Thanks sir,
U mentioned interest rate and inflation rate,
Pls what is the correct monetary application that a CBN governor should take between inflation rate and interest rate inorder to avoid further inflation according to time tested sound economic principle.(this is available in almost all good macroeconomics textbook

AntiWailer:
Nobody expected Naira to rise just by shutting AbokiFX down. If you believed that, you are either ignorant, mischievous or just a victim of picking common thoughts on the street.

For Naira to rise, we need to manufacture and export. Reduce imports drastically and reduce our reliance on dollars then the basic Economics of Demand and Supply will kick in on the price.

The problem AbokiFX bring is speculation issues. it is one of the problems and others would be tackled accordingly. There are about 7 other reasons to be tackled.
1. Inflation rate.
2. Interest rate.
3. trade balance.
4. Government debt
5. Terms of trade
6. Political and stability of performance.
7. Recession
8. Speculations.

If you observe the list closely you will discover that the Govt's failure is responsible for majority of them and that is why there is no hope anytime soon. The decision which is a right decision no doubt, at best took care of only item 8. the 7 other monsters must be dealt with.

Many people asked several questions around where AbokiFX get their data from. There was no sensible answer.

Also a lot of people rely on AbokiFX to make decisions on how much they will buy or sell their dollars so let us take an example.

If AbokiFX continues operations and all of a sudden post #750 to 1 dollar (recall we don't have any logic behind the price they post), thousands of people who use AbokiFX to av an idea of how much they will sell will definitely not sell at 450 right ?

Even if people say they are mad, they will not sell cos they believed if AbokiFX says 750, it is likely close. The refusal to sell automatically impacts supply while the demand for dollars keep going up, price will definitely rise at a rate not steady.


Please note that this is highly intellectual. I will try and reply every mention.

If u don't understand, I can forgive you but if your response is only insult because it is too much for your capacity to think, i can also forgive you but will likely ignore you.

I agree it is not every time posts would be interesting like Squid Game or Tonto Dike vs Kpopo.

I give up on this thread.

*Enters thread*
*Leaves thread*

denobaba:
I wish you luck, bro. Sail thee well, may common sense be there for you
when the storms come hitting. Enjoy!

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My brother, his only grace is if he gets a woman that is very very understanding.
Woman that prefer to never apologize and believe their decision is the best even when they are not contributing any penny to that decision.
Woman to beg u?
Na only if one pastor is there,
They can do it for show
U get home,
They will change it for u.
They can even tell people you wanted to do party, even when na she bring up the idea, who go believe you?
Brother, make e sail the sea,

gerizzim:
Hy friends, I just stumbled into alliance limited Investment. Does anybody know about such investmnt.? If it's real

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Sir,
I got a beep from you.
You can send me an email.

Yeah thanks
But my wife does not really know how to manage money.
I tried to teach her but with no result as far as family contribution is concerned.
I have been sending her money every Monday morning for the past 5 years as way to help.
I also set her up with a business.(its like the money went down the drain)
Brother,
Sometimes life throws a spin.
I would have gone far if she got.
My brother, the hustle and her recent behavior affected my health,
I have decided to slow down and spend money my health,(its not that bad but i can feel my health is no longer the same.
This money should have channelled for another investment stream even though small or used for other expenses
So health is wealth.
Life can throw a spin like i said earlier
But in all i thank God

ActuaRise696969:
Great.

It is stage by stage, and you are doing far better than those who did not have this planning template. After marriage, there should be family office structure in place, even if you are not building inheritance and structuring your Trust for your heirs, the family office can basically be for planning and discussions with your wife. Basic issues like allocation of resources for upkeep, making upfront payments of home management works well.

It is best to budget home management and allocate the resources to the wife to handle that, but to give peace of mind, ensure that 2yrs allowance for home keeping goes to the wife and factor in inflation and bank charges and set it aside robustly to ensure there is no dis-harmonry at the home front. Do same with children education even when they are not yet grown, such that such Fund can be hedged for productivity. Never invest family financials on basic projects that is sure to earn less than 100$ or become refunded instantly.

All these become known at mature age, hence the need wait to the age where you understand responsibility and financials and in this part of the world, it is mostly at mid30s and 40s.

You are doing well.

EyeTaspirant:
Have you read "the manipulated man? “

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Sir, do u have the e-book ?

ActuaRise696969:
Work hard in your youth and build investment portfolios with passive income. Retire in your 40s and get married then while your businesses and investment finance the home and your hubbies.

When you retire in your 40s you can afford to have your PA handle your phones. If no one gets you directly their wahala will not reach you.

Sir, what u said is true,
I did all that from the very day i got a job in a well paying company.
But as the economy's for worse after the OBJ era , i lost my job some years after,
Of course i had a lot of cash but having it is different from getting the best out of it.

But life can throw a spin such that even though u will survive, it was that investment that i fell back on,
I even did my Master's with it and still had it going

I took a fairly low paying job because of my family which i wouldn't ordinary do.(by my standard)
I was lucky while doing this job,
I got a very good side gig that lasted for about 2 years.( I invested almost 80% of it-i even tried learning french when the money kept coming
Trust me, i know all about investment,
That's my specialty (if u are to grade me).
As at now, i have 4 sources of income.
A family member just made it 5 sources.
But expenses are rising.
Then u need a supportive wife.
My goal was to retire at 46/47 yrs old.
But sometimes u have to adapt ur goal.
I am still many years from that age but i wish i had more to make me want to retire early.
In all i thank God

tosaino95:
You're right about stress and hell on earth women give men these days but about the Facebook it depend on which parent take care of child very well in my case i will give my mom 470K and dad 30K because my mom took 90% of growing expenses while she force my dad to give her money for me.

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I will give my dad 270 and my mum 230.
I still love my mum more, but I appreciate my dad better now.
The only issue is it is my mum that can still be going to the bank.
Her strength is 101%

LIVINGICON:
This is very important.
My father is in his 70s now and still going strong because my mother no dey disturb am with unnecessary wahala. He tells me all the time, if he is come to this world again 1 billion times, na my mama him go still marry.

During his youthful days, he adopted a healthy lifestyle. Him dey work o but when him wan relax, him dey relax reach ground with my mama.

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Ur mama get sense,

My mum to did all the hardwork to make my dad ok.
My dad is close to 80 years.
As at 3 years ago my dad was still walking fast,
It was the start of covid year of inactivity that made him slow down and look his age, else he was so so active in church.
He's picking up again

All of una,
Una like fight
Imagine if na political party una dey,
E go hilarious pass fuji house of commotion and where instead of the senate mase to be stolen (aka chuba okadigbo to village) it will be broken into 2 which each faction using half mase to summon senate meeting.
Make una continue.

To the guy that said he wanted to buy civic2007 or Toyota yaris 2009.
If its a personal car, i will advise u to buy yaris,
But if u want to give out on rental i will advise Civic ceteris paribus.

Judolisco:
Military success indeed... dis year alone bandits have abducted over a thousand kids and went to our military university to abduct officers... Ur praise singing journalists might have been kidnapped

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Haha kidnapped praise singing journalist.
Below the belt

iamoyindamola:
That is why I agreed with mourinho when he called him specialist in failure

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No sir, i can't agree with morinho.

Yes Wenger was frugal with money.
He is an economist.
He won the the EPL unbeaten.
But Wenger had his weakness,
Morinho also has his.

Wenger increased the value of Arsenal FC using the least means more than any other manager i know.
He has now left the club.
Let us focus on the new manager/leadership.
Wenger was at par with Alex Ferguson (a bit less during his reigning years)

My brother,
That's what some women do,
I am now learning my lesson.
My aunt who is a widow lost her husband when he their kid was 10 yrs told me categorically that i should take care of my self, go to cinema , do Friday night out even if its alone (when my other was behaving somehow) and go for medical check-up.
That my aunt her husband was a pastor of Foursquare church in Jos.

Taywon:
I lost my dad last year (age 62) as a result of sickness ... A very hard working man (an accountant).... His whole body system short down .... Am still not happy about his departure.

This was a man i had great plans for.

My mum complicated the whole issue cause she wasn't a caring type.

My brother,
I too late have learnt my lesson,
I have decided to take care of my self do what i can do but will not go further once i see the remainder can't take care of my need.
Many ungrateful women abound.

murphyibiam15:
I'm trying to encourage our men here to take good care of their health, physically and mentally.
It's not like women don't have theirs but those of the men are very much noticeable in the sense that it takes a toll on their physical and mental health.
(1)I entered lagos two weeks ago and I needed to take uber, this uber driver as I can guess will be bw his 50s and 60s.He needed to send money to his wife (3k)but somehow he couldn't do transfer since he was driving me but I helped him with my bank app while he gave me cash. Do you know after transferring the money his wife was ungrateful and demanded he returns home immediately (that was around 8pm).Now,the man started complaining to me how whether he brings money or not how his wife keeps complaining and he said he's pitying Nigerian men who are getting married to strange women and giving birth without knowing what they're going into. He looked stressed out and trying to make ends meet but yet his wife added more burden, not just financially but mentally. So tell me how this kind of stressed man won't die out so sooner than later. He was lucky somehow that one of his children got a scholarship to study in India.

(2)I attended a friend's wedding and to my utmost shock both fathers of the celebrants are late. Only their moms are still alive while other relatives represented their fathers. So I was wondering how their moms are still alive while their fathers are late.
Some may say men marry younger women that's why they die out but from the mothers of those celebrants they're not up to 60 years, so how much age difference that will make the two men be late?

Im saying this because I have noticed lots of people esp men are passing through a lot of stress, please men don't allow your wives, siblings or anything infact to overstress you to the point of dying out in time. We men aren't super beings, try to take things easy.

Just my 2cents, bye.

Hello house,
I am applying for a PNP but my IELTS band is 7 but i had 5.5 in listening .
After concluding my EE application, its says ineligible in my EE profile which i want to use for the PNP.
Pls is there anything I'm not getting right?
Or am i below par

Below the belt but the last sentence has the truth therein.

Modified:
Baz001, gentlelife50 & donfortune48,
U guys are something else.

U even said u needed to buy side-mirror.

Pls what of side-chick,. Any hope for us.?

BAZ001:
How easy it is to drive till 12am on friday and continue by 4:30am on Saturday?
Compared to office work ? Discourage dem ?

90% of people here including you knows that I drive odd hours
Very early in the morning [/b]and [b]very late in the night. Cause I can’t be dragging with traffic, Lastma, police, hot sun during the day except there is surge.

I can’t be revolutionized by seeing only figures.
How easy it is to net 100k week in week out easily without break down? Revolution leader broke down and was pained, dashboards froze.
He can’t show empty dashboard

Point proven you can’t predict or consistently earn a figure in this hustle. There are good days and low days.

Pls lets be civilzed na.
Felicity,
Haba
Let's not get accustomed to using foul language. Abeg
Cheerfulgiver, Baz001, Felicity
This banter is getting out of hand.
I want to appeal to you all to pls let it lie,
It's possible you are catching cruise but what we read here potrays something more toxic.
Pls if there's a urge to comment let's use word that are not demeaning.
I beg
I beg
I beg

ObaIgwe1:
It was all politics though. In fairness to Usmanov, he was really interested in taking over Arsenal, but many of the then big shareholders did not like him, after Usmanov got up to 30% and wanted a takeover, other main shareholders plotted him out by selling to Kroenke instead, which ended making Kroenke the biggest shareholder...even at that Usmanov refused to sell to Kroenke for another 6 years... prolly hoping Kroenke will give up or lose interest in Arsenal.

But like you, I don't want Usmanov, I don't want Kroenke or Er or Dangote.... I want an oil rich billionaire who wouldn't feel any sense of loss if few billions go down the drain for the love of a club he loves. I want an owner that will call the best players in the world and ask them to name their price to come and play for his club...Only Arabs making money from unending wells of oil can do that... I don't know any real businessman that will do that; neither Elon Musk nor Jeff Bezos will.

So give me a sugar daddy from an oil rich Arab nation, then I will campaign for him.

Your last sentence,. hmmm....u should not be a lady oh,
U go just dey commit all manners

Crvrider:
Post dashboard pics, baz for like check something. He probably wants to know if you will be qualified for vacation next year.

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You want to add petrol to something they are using kerosene to burn.
You and tunlapapa have now been given supporting actors roles in this world war 3 comedy.

The time u are using to post all these online attack messages , you would have used to rest or continue your driving hustle,

This venture is a waste of thoughtfulness.

benuejosh:
When Buhari is done with the rail construction, most of this petroleum products will be transported by rail to reduce their road activities. 60% of spoilt roads are caused by this guys.

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That is what you think.
When the time come,
Maybe non-criminal bandits will be transported.
I'm just joking with you oh. Na play

Felicity you bought a car if you are enjoying the car, you have nothing to explain to anybody. Where RHD converted or not,
Don't allow anyone to soil ur enjoyment,
Leave the explanation for auto-mechanics during car troubleshooting

End of....

Felicity001:
Mr Man stop saying things you nothing about please. 40% cars in nigeria are originally RHD even the once that were converted to LHD by some quack like that of the case of ur friend hasn't lost control on highway let alone the one done by an engineer with experience of over 20yrs in the job.

Steering rack being welded... Lol... C as u just make me laugh like mumu dis kind night... Can one weld cast? Or Don't you know most car component are cast. Oga follow who know road u no gree. Even b4 ur brother innosin started building cars many Nigerians in the east and north have been building cars let alone to convert ordinary RHD to LHD.

What are they changing? Only steering rack, evaporator and dashboard? How is that a rocket science? Don't people change steering rack on their car due to leakage? So what's strange about changing steering rack again. Oga stop talking ignorantly talk like one that is expose and educated biko.

Don't people change dahboard? Or you haven't seen car owners change evaporator b4 for their cars? So why are you talking like these things are rocket science.

What wiring are you talking about here? Haven't you seen a car gone through total re-wiring due to fire accident or something else? Besides, there is no need for rewiring even because electrical wiring is already designed with extra length should one needs extension. So all that is needed is just to re-sucket back to its normal position simple!

When ever you're in the country let me know I'll take you around so dealer's stands and car owner's lots to identify a converted car then you'll see how clueless you'll become

Even some cars you guys ship into Nigeria are converted, oyinbo do it as well, convention is a common thing all over the World because right road driving is more common in the world than left road driving but if they don't tell you, you won't know?

Somebody that usually upgrade and convert hybrid cars to petrol na ordinary change of dashboard, rack and evaporator go come be problem to am. Oga abeg pack well if you need contact let me know I'll freely connect you not trying to get it through the back door

You and I know very well Nigerians are talented people (you excluded because you're not a Nigerian you know that) but one bad and foolish government are the problem.

So stop spreading lies and falsehood around, ask questions if you're not clear about something. You write a book doesn't mean I must agree to everything you say.

mostob:
He is not a CF.

Msrtinelli is a CF.

That is where he thrives.
Go and look at his goals

Whenever i am bored & i need some comedy, i just come to this thread,

Lead actors
BAZ001, Felicity001, dru23,

Support actors, pearl1910, cheerfulgiver, vicdon, davit, IFEBARBIE

Late appearance, IFSHR, izzou,

Disappearing act,
Madam.radu, angryigbodon, blackbishop

Just reading on the sidelines.

Modified: and gentlelife50 as another supporting actor

Saved a million jobs,
While over 20% lost their jobs in 2020 alone and unemployment at an all-time high of over 33%
That means you saved almost every body's job or nobody's job.
People who lost their jobs probably died of bokojaram or herdsmen
Hence underreported.
Sone are still loosing their jobs like to farmers.

Statistics now has many brothers of different parents

Help2020:
You could have used the opportunity to educated the public,but you choose to be unfortunate.

A thousand likes on the educate part

Dear gazzuzz & other auto gees,
I noticed my car door lock does not respond to my key remote unless the car has been sitting under a hot afternoon sun for a while
This has been happening for sometime.
I felt the battery in the key is weak or near dead
I just fixed a fresh key remote battery and problem still persist.
Pls what can i lookout for to solve this.

Pls any useful input is welcomed