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ReadaDream:
Brethren

We now have a low mileage Civic in the house.

No worry me and bazoo1 go reason your mata.
Low mileage civic

What of lemon leaking air-polluting low mileage civic.

Tell the guy say make e sell am by Bajaj keke.
Or buy original civic wey dey use original coolant from dru.

Felicity0001:
Always snap results of your scan each you scan ur car... Some mechanics like oluwaseunla will send the results to your phone, radautoworks will either email to you or print in paper for you but all this road side people won't I wonder what's in their brain.

Can imagine, you should pay again to get the result he didn't provide for you so what did you pay for b4?

That was how one wanted to run me street when I first discovered the AC fault in my car, he charged 20k for workmanship and after the work the problem was still there and he expected me to pay him complete money I look am laugh if na the time men where still boys I for even collect back the 10k I already gave to him... Thank God for oluwaseunla that came to my rescue else I would have fallen into the pit my senseless enemies like p, d, n, c and a few others dug for me but God pass them. I no call anybody name

Make I clear the name for una.

P na pearl aka bolt staff and defender
D na dru aka oga civic fleet wey no fit drive
C na cheerful aka ant driver with cut and paste dashboard using molue and always on vacation.
N na northchicken but i no understand how this one and Feli get beef because the guy is cool.

Omo i don make enemies already , i can see armor tankers at my window

I just dey cruise oh, make una no think say i mean am, na fun i dey look for.

But why nobody dey beef bazoo1, even when na troublesome noicemaker

Modified: i wan beg now,
U don see 2 sniper for my side.
Pls someone help me with that zenit bank staff wey dey beg Fayose meme .
I dey on my knees

Kingdemu:
If you can not afford the simplest routine maintenance for a car, then you have no business owning one. It's the bitter truth bro. Kindly sell it, get a Bajaj motorcycle and live happily ever after.

Why u wicket ?

See as u just throw hammer into his pot of soup.
Haba,
Answer his questions first,
Then tell him pros and cons.
U can then suggest, Suzuki or keke Bajaj.
U wan make person cry

davit:
Ah, well baba Olowo Na correct man o. He dey eye my rider yesterday o. Give her hin number. But forgot to call the lady. He called me back later that I should inform the lady to call him. Lady said she wasn't interested.

Na so i call baba today. He didn't even allow me talk. Next thing is send your account number for the balance. Na so baba wire me 10k again.

In short the money in total covered all other expenses I incurred before though other drivers. Some even ran away, like the okada man that broke my headlamp.
Na this kind man suppose dey jam person o.

Baba tell me say na Corolla e jam, i say make u settle u well,
If to say na camry,
I say make im check the milage,
If e too high, i tell am.say make e jam the car again commot 500 h give ,
I no no say na davit i think say na baz001.
No vex, bazoo1 go soon tell him jam story tomorrow because e no give me freon

Meanwhile davit, i tell babaolowo say make e send 8k to u, but u say na 10k im do.
Pls send the extra 2k to my akant,.na 8 i say baba give u.
Baba and me na we own our biz.

I dey wait oh or just buy freon, give Feli e go deliver an to me

[quote author=BAZ001 post=107502188]Are you sure you were not blocked by Uber 5yrs ago ?
Or na one Hoodlum spirit invade ur account and dropped your ratings to 4.35 from 4.85 that spirit no sabi load and offload bags.

But you self get bad mouth ehhh
Which one be ....baz & other noise markers.
Well done just continue

But bazoo1 , u be noice maker na soory no(v)ice na, aka lazy driver

The guy take style abuse u , u still dey reply.
No be u call am ikejaman wey no dey answer im original name.

But bazoo1, u no try oh,
U use gif to cheerfully chase ant-working (hardworking)drivers from this forum meanwhile u dey declare surge trips every day,

That's why i send that babaolowo make u jam u give half repair money,
Abi na wrong person babaolowo jam,

I forget oh,
I say make e jam camry e go ham Corolla.
Na mistake,
We still dey come for u.

Myrealself:
Yes I'm open to it. Drop your WhatsApp number on dappyadex4sci@yahoo.com

Sent u a mail "NL"

Kbs468:
Arsenal player of the month for October is no other than Aaron Ramsdale Aaron Ramsdale

The guy deserve it.
I want him to keep shouting on any defender that slack for 20 seconds.
The guy na agbero like Lehman.
I want at least 17 clean sheets from him this season.
I like his determination and decision-making.
I pray he succeed.

Baz001,
See make allied forces no reason ur matter o,
The play play u do fit make them arrange u for ur low lemonade Camry,

U no dey tire,
No be cheerful teach u defensive driving,
Yet u still dey find im trouble,

We go reason ur matter oh,

Ok if u think say na lie, gimme ur bolt id, i was book u ride on soji tomorrow, na long trip oh,
When we get to 3MB, i go show u, na u go take leg go, maybe Felicity go fit carry u when he drop troublesome rider for 3MB.

Take ur time oh but where my freon sef

BAZ001:
Learn defensive driving una no go hear.
Thank God you got little change
You wonder why I don’t have down time ?
I do defensive driving

Ikejaman I called you with your moniker you still no answer me.

Abeg when is the right time to rob aboniki on your car ? Immediately after scratch or anytime?

Gentlelife50:
My fellow pilots in the house this lady needs our help, what is the best advice u can give her if it were u
I am a lady aged 26, and my husband is 34. I left my husband with the maid and our baby at home. After driving for just about 2km from home, my car engine started to over heat. So I had to return and get the other car. When I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid. I Don't know what to do. Pliz help me.

Dr. Mapulanga's reply.

Over heating of the engine after such a short distance can be caused by problems associated with the radiator. You need to check the oil and water levels in your engine before you start your journey. You must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid such problems in future.

Dear madam,
This things are rational and normal.
The same way you drove a car for short distance and it overheated,
You left the car and went for another car.
Is like when your husband needs to drive you (have sex ) but (you overreact, nag and complain ) you are overheating and claim sex twice a month (2km) is enough.
Your husband will leave you and go and take another car (the maid).
As Dr Mapulanga advised, ensure regular servicing (sex) to avoid same occurrence in the future.

@gentlelife50, if this advice meet u well, u know what to do

Is like u are married,
The op is on half chance,
Op start drinking beer or plenty water and take alternative route with many stops on your way home.
Op, kobojunkie says you should manage eating from used pot and plate like that (implied).
U have mature oh.

oldienavie:
You dont seem to understand what the OP has gotten himself into.
The wife has moved out of their room and is threatening divorce just because he corrected her, that woman does not seem like someone that you can reason with.

For a lady to threaten her husband with divorce shows such a lady does not even value the marriage, a marriage of just 3 months...
Op don enter one chance.

I hope u are a man,
I am not sure u know the way family tie responsibility and a man with a wrapper that cannot be broken.
By the time the woman change it for you and still be crying tears when people gather, even you will doubt the story u said initially, (responsible married men understand what i am talking about).

Op, may God be with you

Double0h7:
I would go crazy and put every dish in the bin. Then I'd buy myself 1 of everything I need and I would lock it up so the pig can't use it. I would bin every cleaning product or tools since the pig doesn't use it anyway. Next I would sell the washing machine and take my clothes to a laundromat and pay someone to wash MY clothes only. I would cut off all financial assistance and wait for the pig to divorce itself and leave my house.

Op, you need to switch it for this lady because she has taken your kindness for weakness. No need for violence just take away your love and responsibility. Pay the rent and nothing else. If she doesn't find sense then that's her problem. She will leave and divorce herself. You were not put in this world to suffer!

Ma'am

U will be surprised until u hear it from a man's mouth(but men will hardly tell). Because women can do such just to prove a point.

It is all well and good.
Dear op, pls confirm if your wife is normal, though i don't know which
machine can test for that.
If she is, pls put your foot down(advise already given above by a woman )
But if she is not, pls just know u are in "deep shit" , anything that comes to ur mind if you have ever enter gutter/shit before, pls do oh,

Where i am now, two women (nurse and patient) are shouting in a hospital over
who to serve first,

Me that i am in serious pain, i just kept quiet hoping a "normal " person can attend to us
(The woman shouting was the first to come, i was the 4th, she nurse is attending to someone that came in third and claim she is right.
All the men here have kept quiet. (Everyone came with at least a child except me).

ImaIma1:
I doubt that a normal human being will cook with a dirty pot. If she does that, the op should know he is deep shiit.

He needs to be firm and let her get responsible. He's not helping her if he keeps doing it. He also needs to report her to her family.

He should report her to her mum, and quietly invite her mum to the house on one of those days when his wife has accumulated plates,etc. It will cause quarrel o,but she will get small sense.

When u ask him to put his foot down,
By the time the woman is cooking with unwashed pot,
It will lead to quarrel, and if care is not taken one small slap she will blow it out of proportion,
That is woman for you.

Dear OP bro, me i cannot advise you,

because women matter is something i do not understand

ImaIma1:
You need to stop cleaning up after her/cleaning up for her. When next she washes and leaves the clothes for you to dry, close your eyes to it and leave it there. Let the sink pile up to the brim with plates. Wash only what you intend to use.

It's just that you don't eat outside. I would have suggested that you eat before you get home, so that you don't have to do the cooking.

You have made her relax from doing those things because you keep doing them. You have to put your foot down. And when next she threatens divorce, tell her to go. Let her go and open her mouth to tell her family the reason for the divorce.

Just know that you caused all these things happening because you condoned it.

Bro, u still reside in ibadan?

Kind of bored,
Maybe we can link up for outings if you are open to it

Myrealself:
I took a lot of character from my dad that I don't like about myself. I have come to realize that marriage is not for me. I see the way my mum and dad acts towards each other, and I don't like it.

If it happens that I never get married, what is the implication of that for me? Although I might have a child with a woman I love, but marriage is out of it.

I need different perspective on the matter from matured people.

Most tall ladies are rude and their attitude is very poor especially if they are beautiful.
Most times, they are turnoffs and they marry late(relatively).

BlueRayDick:
Iamoyindamola I come in peace

.
U guys will not kill mustafi,
Mustafi was making an analogy to the ref of what happened at a just taken incident.
He wasn't marking the ref.
John Terry marked his team mate of which the incident led to a goal

Sir, nothing mischievous to say,
The CBN i knew times back provided framework for monetary policies execution and allowed the private banks and n collaboration with the ministry in charge to handle it while providing regulatory oversight over the matter specifically in the financing aspect.
And it worked if u look at the Soludo era.
Nipost who is a govt owned establishment in the area of mail and package delivery wanted to be both a regulator and player in this same industry, is like a referee also owning a football team of which it wants to officiate a match.
It can never be without bias and that is not a level playing field.
But then seems you have mentioned,
Let's us see how far.
We remember air Nigeria what they said it would do and what it is today. It doesn't even exist anymore despite the fanfare.
Hey I am not a basher I am just a logical thinker who knows no sides .

Good morning sir

Difrent:
Either you are uninformed or mischievous.... CBN is simply fulfilling one of its duties with those schemes abi where is the support going to come from if not a government financial agency through relevant agencies connected to each scheme .
NIRSAL you are even talking about is owned by the CBN and its a vehicle to encourage banks to give agricultural loans...and as another strategy created the NIRSAL MFB in collaboration with NIPOST

CBN this
CBN that.
Is CBN now in charge of fiscal policy execution rather than it's monetary role regulatory function.
Abi isn't it called central bank or is it central company?

What is the role of ministry of trade, investment,
What's the role of ministry of agriculture
What is the role of commercial bank in performing their duty of financial services to companies.
Why is CBN lending directly to individual entities?,(not as per this particular scenario)

Are we not planning on running a private-led economy.

Very soon, people making Pam slippers will be walking into CBN for financial services instead of commercial or microfinance banks.
I hope CBN will not be overwhelmed.

Toor

I just learnt that a government created NISRAL and NISRAL microfinance bank as same plan but seperate entities.
Pls why wouldn't there be confusion?

uptimum123:
Without infrastructural development there will be no human development.

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Sir, in truth, it's the other way round.

People create things from what nature has made available.

I hope all these collapses are not government generated setups.
Its very possible just as Corona can be imposed on us.

mejai:
Na itire road Mobil station be this. And the guy wey they handle der ( oil and alignment) na sheriff be him name abi? One day we go drink beer.

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Call me too .

Buy me malt abd soya milk.

Buy extra beer give baz001 to keep for cheerfulgiver for tutoring him how to make 1M during ember month.

Baz001 suppose even do giveaway,
U been dey post profitable trips for sometime.

Pls i need freon oh, free one or if baz001 never use am finish, gimme make i add for my gas.
If u want to service ur fire extinguisher, you can hola me unfortunately i only go to Lagos on weekends

CSTR2:
Na today?

When I was in school, I borrowed the laptop of a very devout female medical student in her final year.

I don't know how I mistakenly browsed to one folder that she hid somewhere.

It was a mistake.
What I saw was not what I expected.

The anal porn videos there reach 100.

I did not tell her till today.

Porn in laptop does not mean she is sleeping around oh,
She may be self-servicing.
And need it to get high.

But then sex is a mysterious thing, a lot of ladies don't know how to handle it well.
Guys too

The ref bottled it.
It happened in the last match.
Now happened again.
See comment

But again
Someone in your govt circle said not all bandits are criminals.

Please u guys should agree so that we can write the real definition of bandits in this administration's dictionary.

N-o-n-s-e-n-s-e and bandits

Solidkay:
This generation has rebranded every thing bad to something that soothes them,
Stealing to being smart
Prostitution to hook up
Cyber crime to Yahoo
Laziness to I can't kill myself
Fish brain to school nah scam
The list is endless
Feel free to add yours

Even from Facebook to Meta

GetMeRight:
NNPC want to fix roads? Their own refineries, they couldn't fix for over 20 years.

Misplaced priorities
No vision
No hindsight

U see am ba.
How can nnpc be fixing road which she wasn't created for.
It is a bastardization of education for this to be taking place.
While they are at it. Ministry of education should be clearing goods at the port.

chloride6:
Since all agencies of the FG are the same as the FG, why don't we allow the Ministry of Health undertake the transmission and distribution of electricity in Nigeria?

We are not asking the right quest.
So NNPC has left her primary duty of the business of refining and exporting fuel to now getting contract for road; of which nnpc has stakes in Dangote;of which Dangote has been fixing road too.
Men our nation has no bearing.
Its better we close all these ministries and MDA etc and just open one that will handle everything in Nigeria including constructing train and rail to Niger.

For the past ,7 months since April oil has risen from ,60 usd to 84usd.
Nigeria Brent crude is 85 usd . Yet we are in a comatose state.
I hope we can see that high price of Oil is not the reason for economic mishaps or bouyancy
Rather a poorly intellctial policy without knowledge of how an economy works.


See price today

This news is just too funny for me to laugh.

21 million jobs by 2025.

Pls help us specify which kind of job because i am not sure u can "create" 210 jobs by 2023 with the way things are.
While u are it,,
Pls check unemployment statistics from the last time u entered till now and help us interpret.

Oga o

Felicity,
Hope u dey save enough money to register with CAC and open a ride sharing company.
To block u on all the app including gmap they hungry me......haha..wheel spanner

U too like trouble, u and baz001.
Mejaj it seem them don baptize u....U don join them..make allied forces no come for u, make u dey fine where to run

Gentlelife50:
Yes ooo, the thread is too dry.