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Romance / Re: Am I Just Stupid Or She's Playing Hard To Get? by LuUmBiOn2(m): 5:08pm On Feb 13, 2012
Girls and unrealistic fantasies. hmm embarassed
Romance / Re: Am I Just Stupid Or She's Playing Hard To Get? by LuUmBiOn2(m): 3:10am On Feb 12, 2012
@op
See, there you have it. She's come back for you. I'm certain of that, she'll surely come back.
Romance / Re: Your Marital Status? by LuUmBiOn2(m): 3:38pm On Aug 07, 2007
yeah men, engaged to the balls, to the balls men

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Romance / Re: Indecent Proposal by LuUmBiOn2(m): 3:28pm On Aug 07, 2007
left or right, up or down, south or north, from whatever view you are looking at it, ladies are bitches

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Music/Radio / Re: Akon 'Apologises' In New Song! by LuUmBiOn2(m): 12:43pm On Aug 07, 2007
Akon is Akon (a black rapper), he's rich, famous, an ex-convict and a black. offcourse any mistake on his part will definately be magnified by those broke ass white media assholes. Thats that,

Anyway, a dog is a man's best and a bitch is a bitch for life. i'm outta here


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Jokes Etc / Re: Before And After Marriage by LuUmBiOn2(m): 11:58am On Aug 07, 2007
, and this is some funny shit.

But it aint always like that!


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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Writes Semester Exam. Saying "I Am Not A Special Student" by LuUmBiOn2(m): 10:01am On Aug 07, 2007
I reserve my comments for a time undated but meanwhile, lets relax, keep our legs crossed and see what happens next,
, Obasanjo, , Nigeria, , NEWS


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Romance / Re: Your Marital Status? by LuUmBiOn2(m): 10:50am On Aug 06, 2007
@ topic

Single, not searching but still nutting buts!
Romance / Re: Guys Are Disturbing Me by LuUmBiOn2(m): 10:43am On Aug 06, 2007
Just allow them have a taste of you, after which you'll choose the one you'll want to 'yarn your church mind'.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat? by LuUmBiOn2(m): 3:08pm On Aug 03, 2007
@Rhino

When i say cheating is Natural, I mean thats the way we guys are configured from the creator. It was in the new testament, when christ came that he modified it, but hey, he modified the law, and not the human body. Cant say more than that for the sake of some peeps on nairaland.
So cuz, its just natural to cheat on your woman.
Romance / Re: What Is It With Older Women? by LuUmBiOn2(m): 2:14pm On Aug 03, 2007
@topic

You're not alone dude, but i can't remember dating those in the 30's. Anyway older ladies are great and they sure know how to serve without hiding the ball,



, but man, like osegwu stressed, we need to taste, have a feel of these them 'juicy cute-asses', you know,
It aint as if they're better or firmer though, but just for the records cuz, just for the records.


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Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat? by LuUmBiOn2(m): 2:38pm On Aug 02, 2007
there is only one reason why we and always will cheat,








ITS NATURAL!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by LuUmBiOn2(m): 12:15pm On Jul 31, 2007
September 31,
Romance / Re: There by LuUmBiOn2(m): 12:05pm On Jul 20, 2007
all b i t c h es are the same. take heart dude, keep your love-vendor hand strong.
Politics / Re: 1998 Obasanjo Worths N20,000, Today He Worth N180 Billion ! by LuUmBiOn2(m): 6:54pm On Jul 14, 2007
Make una free this old man. Majority of us would do the same.

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Politics / Re: 1998 Obasanjo Worths N20,000, Today He Worth N180 Billion ! by LuUmBiOn2(m): 6:51pm On Jul 14, 2007
Make una free this old man. Majority of us would do the same.

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Crime / Re: This Section Is Going To Be Merged With The Recycle Bin by LuUmBiOn2(m): 11:32pm On Jun 29, 2007
Seun! Relax jo.
Crime / Re: This Section Is Going To Be Merged With The Recycle Bin by LuUmBiOn2(m): 11:31pm On Jun 29, 2007
Seun! Relax jo.
Romance / Re: Why are Men not Crazy about Tall Girls? by LuUmBiOn2(m): 5:06pm On Jun 21, 2007
@ laide o

okay, is it that guys dont ask u out so as a result you dont have a boyfriend or this is just all about what you've noticed?
why, cause i might just have sumtin for u.


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Romance / Re: Guys! how do u tell a lady you love her? by LuUmBiOn2(m): 2:22am On Jun 06, 2007
I'm Damn serious. Thats the (my) way.

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Romance / Re: Guys! how do u tell a lady you love her? by LuUmBiOn2(m): 12:11am On Jun 06, 2007
It'll be easier to tell her after sex. So try FUCKing her first b4 telling her you love her. But, unfortunately there will be no need to let your feelings known to her after sex, except you want her as your baby mother. Thats my way.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Girls Prefer Tall Guys? by LuUmBiOn2(m): 2:50pm On Jun 05, 2007
@topic
because they want a tall (long) dickK.
Romance / Re: Virgin At 35! A Curse Or A Pride by LuUmBiOn2(m): 2:46pm On Jun 05, 2007
Virgin fire! At 35, the pussy go automatically disvirgin itself na, aba. The inside go don dey rotten sef, obezz, this one na tory oh.

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