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2SWT:
See who

You still dey ask me.

Kenturkey048:
na wetin man pass through ooh brother .....most times we do things for LOVE...I no regret am..atleast I get wetin to tell my children say I do for love..

abi na love make you stupid at times.

This is mission impossible guy.

0209804370 GT Bank. Thanks in advance.

Chukapage:
Mine was in ss3 oo ,There was this girl I liked then ,so I decided to shoot my shot as a novice who was ignorant of his own naivety considering the fact that I was one of the biggest boys in class having girls BUT this particular one I really liked her.
So I called her we talked normal ,we kept talking well for like a week then I made the GREATEST MISTAKE ever I told her "I LOVE You" chai! That is were I bleeped up eeeeh! This girl seeing that I have fallen for her yakata considering my big boy status in class started feeling funky behaving anyhow and she collaborated with other girls in class then who were crushing on me seriously so my people see ALLIED subtle scorning ,to her it was fun to the other girls they were acting out of the usual girl jealousy.
By then I really liked this girl so the mumu button even without being pressed started working ,My people ,It was Valentine's day ,so she send she wanted us to go out ,Omo I lied to my father before hand that We need 7k for Waec stuffs and registration ,You know the usual whining of parents now.
So the day came I took her out ,I have already planned that Las Las she go confirm my status as the "biggest boy in class with too much swagger" we reached there my people I spent the whole 7k there ooo , no kiss no nothing I wasn't expecting any sef. Omo the next day castings come dey sup every were sey "Jennifer chop me 7k" chai! I was down eeeeh that shit really got to me DEEP upon that when I confronted her ,she shouted at me on top of but luckily we were alone.
So that heartbreak too much I managed to keep my cool and act as if nothing happened deep down I was dying ,I couldn't even tell my close cartel men then because is was the "TOUGH guy they looked up to me for Orientation" about getting girls so crying to them or telling them would hurt my status .So I took it all alone ooo even that very weekend my mother complained that I looked sickly and pale I told her it was malaria.
Then that weekend I tried calling that girl and even sending her messages ,she no reply me ooo at that juncture I remembered who I was after all the most respected Guy in SS3 ,imagine being rubbished by a girl chai! I had to give myself sense by force, so I stopped calling .
Monday I came to school acted normal ,the girl thought I would come to her as usual ,I just maintained it was hard ooo but with the guys around I never went to her , Gradually days and weeks passed at that juncture I was getting over her becoming cold at heart towards her ,she noticed it and then started doing "notice me" for me I no even send her by then I was now rolling with one other very beautiful and most intelligent girl then in our own class the girl had been crushing on me since but I no send her but I just started liking her.
When trying to get my attention failed she became more desperate eeeh meanwhile some of those her friends were even writing me letters secretly ooo I was just chopping them one by one on a low-key. But that Jennifer in particular I just went cold towards her to the point she was my practical mate in chemistry for the first time I looked her in the eye my heart didn't beat. She sef saw the coldness in my eyes .
The next day very early in the morning she wrote me a letter kept it in my desk before I even came to school telling me she wants us to talk by then my main babe started noticing her strange over niceness to me and Drew the battle line . So during sports we met babe went down on her knees begging me crying but deep down I now saw her as a piece of shit a prey to my coming mental and emotional torture the most wicked and brutal it all. I gave her very wicked conditions she desperately accepted lmao at that juncture she signed up for the most brutal and wicked EMOTIONAL and Mental torture which lasted for 2years even after we left secondary School.
Till today that girl still sticks around she always like " Chuka you are the most wicked guy I have ever meet and will ever meet you destroyed my heart and distabilized my Emotions at a very young stage" according to her even till today the effect of those psychological torture affects her relationships till date. But I don't care she should have left me entirely when she broke my heart then but NO her want for CONQUEST and COMPETITION drove her into my doom dimension . We are still friends though but she still likes me even though she hates me ,I don't even know sef .
NOTE: The worst thing that can happen to any man is trying to use money to get a lady , BELIEVE me you have just opened the doors of all kinds of Evil and Manipulations. Don't show your spending power If she go leave she go leave if she go stay she go stay NEVER try to impress with money NEVER! *Redpills*.

You be real guy.

Kenturkey048:
Everybody don mumu one way or the other..I travelled all the way from Lagos to ogoja to make up with a girlfriend that was already fuc*king someone else..menh...if I remember that stuff till date na laff I go just dey laff ..what if to say i get accident die for road...wetin I for yan baba God.

Guy you no go kill me with laugh
even spit fall out of my mouth.

2SWT:
You have to pay registration fee na, Nigerian babes aren't cheap

If you don't pay it in form of house rent, you have to buy a phone or just something significant

See them

Two combo baddest Join.

Na this kind love dey sweet for body.

Jimmyson:
I cheated on my real girlfriend of 2 years relationship and she in turn cheated on me. We both cheated on each other countless times. But we are happy together and getting married soon. The devil you know is better than the angle you're yet to meet. Cheating is nothing when you're not legally married to her or him. She or he is at liberty to have sex with anyone until you get married. Thereafter, if anyone cheats, it is a different thing... What is the assurance or guarantee that the man in question may not hurt the girl in future. Both men and women are not to be trusted until you are legally married. You don't have any right over a girl simply because she accepted to go into relationship with you until you're legally married. Exercising right over a girl you're not legally married to is foolishness. If you love the girl, there is no need to have sex with her until you are legally married. Both of you are already cheating... she still loves you!

What all this nonsense.

chibu4u2:
Reminds me of the movie "friends with benefit" that almost all the important scenes were cast on top of bed.
Good for wizkid sha.

That movie bad gan.

flexxyworld:
You go dey alright laslas. Smiles. nice write up anyways

you sabi Jare

Blackivy29:
I dont believe in love at first sight but hope you both meet

such is a life and things happen is different ways so you don't to believe whether at first sight,second, third,fourth, fifth at last one day you will fall in love after when you have sight tired.
okay.

Martinez39:
A pretty face is not necessarily a pretty heart.

abi na most ugly face get good heart but we are blind by beautiful girls to see them and the word ( pretty) is for every girls.

Never go back to your Vomit.

Saw This Girl This afternoon like some minutes ago
She put on native clothe both top and down are Ankara very beautiful in it, no make up still pretty plus
she is slim, brown skin colour my colour too.
she come out from no where like when sun set out in the morning to bright day,
We seal our eyes into each other faces like we are already in love.
She walk in my front so simple and like model while watch on like it's an angel coming down from heaven.
I hope what my instinct is telling me about you is going to be true therefore i might not waste my time make you mine.
love you
adore you
respect you
cherish you
before i forget
sex you also.

I wanted to shoot my immediately but it doesn't look alright first time to see you.
I pray to see you again soonest.

My Message to my unknown beloved.
wherever you are now.
there is this guy wishing you are his own forever.
wind of love blow us into each other.

NB: When we finally see and if there is any chance of relationship don't do like other naija girl cos you look decent i don't expect it from.
and don't think of taking my love for granted because you will regret your action.

Cc

seun
ubunja
HARDDON
Martinez39
kingkakaone
Blackivy29
Alexaonfleek

Love is not a scam People are the scammers that scam people deceive other with love.
Questions
is God love a scam to you Is your mother love a scam to you.

How Can I Unsee This Pls

Marry at your Own Peril This Is Danger Warning Ahead.

Blackivy29:
You are hardly online any more, you're busy?

Yea some kind of with work sha.

Blackivy29:
dont worry dear. I wont. longest time

it better you don't.
same here,you don't even ask of person.

Blackivy29:
Fake story but if not
Ubunja did nothing. If you guys had a perfect relationship and your bf implemented ubunja's principles for those that dont then he cannot comprehend and aint worth it.
Let him go red. Alphafemales aint intimidated. Once you join us and go black, you'll never go back.

lol you really surprised me at this your age you are practicing what is not good for you.

Alexaonfleek:
serious

Are you doubting me.

Alexaonfleek:
u can say that again

but you need to try me. you will be blow out of your mind.

Biglittlelois:
I don't think so too, if your thought process about women is that we are only created for sex, so arguing with you is obviously not worth it.

WTF among every words i type is only sex you grabbed
look here am not saying women are create because of sex Ok.
what am saying is ladies have to know guys want more than sex how hard is that you can't understand that.

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This Funny to me i just don't know why

Alexaonfleek:
hehe I've not had a bad kissing experience before.

that guy must be The Goodest and baddest.

iPhoneRepairer:
It's not really about having tattoos or being a rapper. It's like a lifestyle or like a way of life. I've listened to some of his songs as well so i can verify

Is your type that say olamide is a bad person.
and You don't have the right to judge any person.
judge yourself before you judge another person.

Alexaonfleek:
nothing ooo just greeting u

nothing do you. share your kiss experience na.

Biglittlelois:
Like I said, the MAY makes it a probability, so I'll just ignore the last part of your rant.

You called that a rant.
I don't think it will be worthy arguing with you.
if that is what you can think of.

Biglittlelois:
True, but it may be her excuse.

That stupid.
I do have an Ex whose always make an excuses whenever i invite her to my place.
She do think am wanting sex from her but she got it all wrong.
there was a lady who always want to come to my place but i denied her.
it high time you ladies should know not all guys want sex from you and even if some want what the big deal there.
why God Create them for us.