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Rochas Okorocha, 8/10

Fashola Raji/Tinubu, 4/10

Other thieves less than 3/10.

Them no teach you how to summarise a story.I cant read all but the girl Bleep up just move on with your life.One thing I learnt just of recent was that if you are ready to marry,dont dat a girl less than 24yrs.Any girl above that will jump at the offer.

Just heard the news now on AIT,he confess that he was behind numerous text messages sent to some governors and OBJ.I wonder why they didnt mention the names of the senators.More clarification pls.

very good one,good thinking.

check their names on mtn website.

Thanks guys

Any solution

Ive never heard of such a case like this before.A jambite scored above 200 in his UTME and beat the cut off with a margin of 4 marks.
His name was not in the first and second batch of admitted student.The reason given at the admin department of the school was that he made a mistake in typing his surname by puting a SPACE in between the first two letters of his surname while filling the jamb registration form online.The school is Adekunle Ajasin university.I ve not heard of such case before in my life.
Could there be any solution couse the guy and his parent are EMOTIONALLY down right now.

A new student of Adekunle Ajasin University approached me and inquire about available scholarship which I don't know much about.If anyone has detailed info about this,it will be highly appreciated.

To my greatest surprise,i bought a recharge card of 2k to subscribe to social BIS plan on etisalatAfter many failed attempts,i decide to call customer car.The guy told me that tour 9630 is not included in their BIS plan.Guys i just want to know if anybody has a similar experience.

A case study

My comonth is nothing to write home about.Mine will expire tomorrow and I will definately switch to other network cos it is nothing but a total waste of money.The 3g service is very poor to connection na wahala.I reside in lagos.

The sunshine state,with a population of 3,441,024 and a land mass of 15,500 km2.We are the largest producer of Cocoa in Nigeria,the largest producer of timber,one of the oil producing state.We have the largest deposite of Bitumen in Africa.With the bitumen we can take care of western Nigeria (in view).Idanre hill is a very good torist centre which attract people all over the world.
Ondo state the sunshine state,the most peaceful state in Nigeria.

how true is this

In the book of man city chapter 6vs1,Fargusson wept,

Guys we can do this,I'm seriously annoyed with this development from afenifere.Sincerely speaking,we may have a problem if Nigeria eventually break up if we still see them as our leaders.

Yoruba guys let's do something,let's open up a new website that represent the true yorubas and probably promote Fedrick Fashehun and name him the new yoruba leader.I guess he's d only elderly yoruba that's we can call our leader not all these hungry men.

God forbid these shameless old for nothing are not representing yoruba but they ar representing there families.They're hungry men looking for what to eat. Believe me,they're damn broke.

Na wa oo

I subscribe to COMONTH,the service was so bad that i hardly use it during the day.I have more than 2G data left and less than a week to xpire.

Yoruba for sure.(ai beru agba ni o je aye ogun,elegbe moni mo beru agba ooo)

this joke funny die

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to the Institute of mental health.He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain, As he couldn't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem, No wonder you are destined to be a truck driver, "

Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the Institute of mental health.?"

Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy, Not STUPID !"

can someone confirm this.

kenx1:
Col, Gadhafi and Libya
1.There was no electricity bill in Libya; electricity was free for all its citizens
2. There was no interest on loans, banks in Libya are state-owned and loans given to all its citizens at 0% interest by law
3. Home considered a human right in Libya –Gaddafi vowed that his parents would not get a house until everyone in Libya had a home. Gaddafi’s father has died while him, his wife and his mother are still living in a tent
4. All newly weds in Libya receive $60,000 Dinar (US$50,000) by the government to buy their first apartment so to help start up the family
5. Education and medical treatments are free in Libya. Before Gaddafi only 25% of Libyans are literate. Today the figure is 83%
6. Should Libyans want to take up farming career, they would receive farming land, a farming house, equipments, seeds and livestock to kick-start their farms –all for free
7. If Libyans cannot find the education or medical facilities they need in Libya, the government funds them to go abroad for it – not only free but they get US$2,300/mth accommodation and car allowance
8. In Libyan, if a Libyan buys a car, the government subsidized 50% of the price
9. The price of petrol in Libya is $0.14 (N22) per litre
10. Libya has no external debt and its reserves amount to $150 billion – now frozen globally
11. If a Libyan is unable to get employment after graduation the state would pay the average salary of the profession as if he or she is employed until employment is found.
12. A portion of Libyan oil sale is, credited directly to the bank accounts of all Libyan citizens
13. A mother who gave birth to a child receive US$5,000
14. Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project, known as the Great Man-Made River project, to make water readily available throughout the desert country
So What's the Problem with Libyans? The long rule? Wetin?! Abeg, he needs to rule Nigeria for 500yrs! Pls we need Gaddafi o !

1544: Reuters is reporting that one of its contacts has seen a video of Col Gaddafi's son Mutassim lying on a bed and covered in blood, but alive.

1544: Reuters is reporting that one of its contacts has seen a video of Col Gaddafi's son Mutassim lying on a bed and covered in blood, but alive.

Live update from BBC

1535: Al-Jazeera is reporting that Col Gaddafi's body has been placed in a mosque in Misrata.

suwe in NDLEA toilet

The government behave as if they were not aware of this uprising.Jonathan is not saying anything now oooo.

The world is going to an end,even joke sef don dey end.Ppl just open their mouth and release poo n call it joke.

You be confirmed mumu sorry nunu