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Foreign Affairs / Re: USA Shuts Down North Korea's Internet After Sony Hack by lyfe(m): 12:34pm On Dec 23, 2014
Adex097:

Hahaha....buh Nairaland was shot in the head few months ago. Well he survived the attack anyway.

I know right, Mr Seun is about to regain from the loss grin
Romance / Re: She Lost It All Because Of Greed.. !!!!! by lyfe(m): 5:02am On Dec 23, 2014
I don't want to go name calling. If there's any modicum of truth in the above then poster is the problem not the girl. Even if you are Dangote's son, or you running scam, 100k is enough to buy a plot of land in Ikire and she swallowed it at one sitting.

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Politics / Re: Academic Documents Written By Goodluck Jonathan In 1985, At UniPort by lyfe(m): 4:40am On Dec 23, 2014
This is getting interested grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: USA Shuts Down North Korea's Internet After Sony Hack by lyfe(m): 1:39am On Dec 23, 2014
World war III will be fought on the internet grin, but don't let it get to Nairaland. Mr Seun be on guard.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Boyfriend Before The End Of This Year by lyfe(m): 5:07pm On Dec 11, 2014
ireneony:
First of all, holier than thou keep off. I really need a boyfriend before the end of this end. Last year new eve I celebrated it alone, but this year I can'tcheesy
here are my kind of taste in man;
caring
must have pink lips
handsome
fat accounts
tall
confident
smart
caramel skin tone
must have six packs
faithful
shy but bold
God fearing
a giver
humble
respectful


NO INSULT

....


Only you want this from just one person? Anyways you gat me but I won't be available till next November. Can you wait?
Romance / Re: Ladies What Numbers Do You Choose? by lyfe(m): 2:53am On Dec 11, 2014
No brainer

Good looking -- $2
Faithful--------------$1
Good job------------$1

And collect $1 change
Music/Radio / Re: Nicki Minaj Vs. Iggy Azalea...who Is Bigger Right Now? by lyfe(m): 1:25pm On Dec 10, 2014
Jregz:

another of those 'I only listen to songs made in the 90s' dude on nairaland...mtcheew,you for just leave the thread un-replied...


As it stands,Nicki is better but iggy is a big pain in that her big axx (grin grin),recently I've been listening to more of iggy's song than nicki's... Black widow is a fucking cool song and WORK (she spitted some real shit) was actually the song that made me start digging up her archives.
Iggy's gon be in the female rap game for a very long time but second to nicki, Nicki has just gone too far for her to catch-up with.




Don't make me laugh. None of her songs is worthy to be referred to as a rap music.
Celebrities / Re: Tuface Idibia As Father Christmas-Photo by lyfe(m): 12:42pm On Dec 10, 2014
Father of all nation photoshopped into Santa's costume. wink. Whoever did that did a poor job.
Education / Re: 4 YEARS WITHOUT GF by lyfe(m): 3:49am On Dec 10, 2014
nfjfuf:

Have been doing Yahoo 4 the past 5years now, ordinary 100Naira slippers I never collect, itz not that I don't have laptop o, I have 2 laptops.
[url=fcaradog..com]The 1st Laptop na JOMI(#10,000) while the 2nd 1 na TOKUN(#15,000), I fit charge the 2 laptops for 17days make dey no full...I don taya, I no even know when MAGA go pay....Or should I quit?...Please I need yours advice!!![/url]

Keep spamming
Education / Re: PICTURE: Student Of The Week by lyfe(m): 3:45am On Dec 10, 2014
simplemach:
Is she bent or what? Abi na the pishur posing?
Lol student of the week really.
Romance / Re: Just For You. by lyfe(m): 3:38am On Dec 10, 2014
We only speak French in Paris and English in Nairaland. Tu Comphren?
Romance / Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Blogger (website Owner) by lyfe(m): 3:33am On Dec 10, 2014
dechandel:
Ok
Seun do the needful. And marry Ikeji

Me and Bishop Osewa had a secret talk already. He is going celibate permanently [size=5pt]( I beg of you don't let Seun hear ooo)[/size]

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Black Women Don’t Date Whitemen by lyfe(m): 3:13am On Dec 10, 2014
White men don't approach them because their attitude stink and I know black girls have a thing for white bros. They are the least loved female sets of all the races.
Romance / Re: Ten Signs That A Man Needs To Be Cheated On by lyfe(m): 2:45am On Dec 10, 2014
As far as cheating game is concerned within marital grids, women will be the one to bear the brunt if things fall apart.

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Romance / Re: Why Should I Get Married? by lyfe(m): 11:45pm On Dec 09, 2014
Waiting... Seems you have something worthy to share.
Music/Radio / Re: Nicki Minaj Vs. Iggy Azalea...who Is Bigger Right Now? by lyfe(m): 9:04am On Dec 09, 2014
Nah I don't think so. Both sing crap and Iggy is just talentless and her career will soon spiral down with time.
Music/Radio / Re: Is The Song "You Raise Me Up" By Westlife Gospel Or Blues by lyfe(m): 8:43am On Dec 09, 2014
I've always wondered too, my brother has the song in his collection of gospel songs. Typical Christian tune, but nothing like Jesus or God in the lyrics.
Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Photos: Daniel Wilson & Wife Celebrate Wedding Anniversary by lyfe(m): 11:34pm On Dec 08, 2014
farano:
I don't know them
That's because you are new school.
Romance / Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by lyfe(m): 1:24am On Dec 06, 2014
sexynabila:
let me open d show
Your head is there!
Romance / Re: How To Know 'runs Girls' by lyfe(m): 4:54pm On Nov 30, 2014
I'm into modeling and make up/over. That's how we know advanced runs girls in France.

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Health / Re: Critical Analysis Of 'ponmo' By University Students by lyfe(m): 6:42am On Nov 22, 2014
MissMeiya:


Lol so sorry. I know I've done it more than once.

On the plus side, kpomo for you!


... is kpomo slang for something? Because if it is, that's totally NOT what I meant.

I'm into other kinds of animal protein other than kpomo. Merci beaucoup for the offer.
Health / Re: Critical Analysis Of 'ponmo' By University Students by lyfe(m): 7:01am On Nov 18, 2014
MissMeiya:
Kpomo fo lyfe

You are calling someone's handle.
Education / Re: Former Miss UNILAG, Kessiana Salubi Dies At 34 by lyfe(m): 11:21am On Nov 13, 2014
Rest In Peace...
Romance / Re: White Girls Are Far Better Than Nigerian Girls by lyfe(m): 10:31pm On Oct 26, 2014
Cannot but just laff. Nigerian girls are no saints white gals are no better.

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Shares Adorable Picture Of Aliona & His Son, Andre by lyfe(m): 12:15pm On Oct 12, 2014
richardjemedafe1:
Enter into His gates with thanksgiving, And into His
courts with praise. Be thankful to Him, and bless
His name. Psalm 100:4






Mr banner note:u ban me unfairly for 3yrs without letting me know my offense but I want to let u know that u are a dumb assholes.......







U banned me but within 10minute I created a new acc.............


U can go ahead to ban me again assholes.....but I want to let u know that if u ban me again for saying my mind this site will be hacked. and u and seun will never retrieve it again.if u think that this is an empty trait then dare it and see.....



#ANGRY


Everyone who liked this post get ready to be banned!
Religion / Re: Send In Your Prayer Request And Watch God Act. by lyfe(m): 1:36am On Oct 05, 2014
My hopes, dreams and aspirations shall come to fruition effortlessly, sooner than expected with blessings that can not be concealed from people.

Success and breakthrough in whatever I lay my hands on from now on. Lord I pray.
Religion / Re: Difficult Bible Questions by lyfe(m): 1:33am On Oct 05, 2014
Did Jesus have siblings?

Were there other people co-habiting on earth in the days of Adam and Eve. How did the multiplication occur without incest.
Webmasters / Re: Excuses Why You Haven’t Get Started Or Making Money With Your Online Business by lyfe(m): 1:24am On Oct 05, 2014
Scams come with different formats. I am an analyst in this regard. Those of you dropping your contacts be ready to buy manual and start receiving junk messages in your mailbox.

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Jokes Etc / Re: These Signs Made Me Laugh. by lyfe(m): 12:59am On Sep 28, 2014
Perfectly timed

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Music/Radio / Re: Make More Cash by lyfe(m): 12:47pm On Sep 20, 2014
Humblebloke: Òbo,.,.

grin onisokuso
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid – Ayo (album Review) by lyfe(m): 12:42pm On Sep 20, 2014
He is above the pass mark -}four stars ****. Btw, anyone with dl link abeg?

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