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PhonesRe: BBM Would Be Available On Samsung Galaxy Devices On September 19th For 3 Months by lyfe(m): 10:10pm On Sep 16, 2013
Why is this news available only .ng website. It is not credible if not on other international sites.
PropertiesRe: Things You Should Know Before Becoming A Landlord by lyfe(m): 4:21pm On Sep 16, 2013
It is hard to truly define what a landlord does because a landlord does so many different things. You must be able to adapt to these different roles to have a successful career as a landlord. Here are some examples of the roles a landlord plays:

Realtor
Salesperson
Detective
Negotiator
Debt Collector
Repairman
Therapist/Counselor
Supervisor/Watchdog

So true! My landlord was all above, even a sex therapist to that Corper chic from Edo who chose to pay her rent with her body, while we hustled hard to avoid world war III from Mr debt collector.
PoliticsRe: Mimiko Declares 7-Days Of Mourning For Agagu by lyfe(m): 1:05am On Sep 16, 2013
Musiwa how va? You don't post map again you have graduated to aerial photograph missed you though.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Employment Test: 1+1=? Justify Your Assertion by lyfe(m): 10:21pm On Sep 15, 2013
searay: @bolded,
yourPapa + your Mama= 3. Papa, Mama and You.
No no no my friend. Your above theory does not hold if some factors are present at standard temperature and pressure e.g. if yourPapa is sterile or is using protection (condom) or your Mama is on contraceptives the answer will not be 3.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Employment Test: 1+1=? Justify Your Assertion by lyfe(m):
According to my primary school teacher (-1 + 1) is impossible, but (1+1) one plus one

In Arithmetics 1+1 = 2
In bedmatics 1+ 1= 1
In business 1+1= 11 ......Ask Dangote.
In election rigging 1+1= 11,100 votes ....Ask PDP.
RomanceRe: Do Such Girls Really EXIST? by lyfe(m): 4:19pm On Sep 12, 2013
4C2215131: The person you seek has not been created.
Is that a BB PIN or NL handle?
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by lyfe(m): 12:48pm On Sep 10, 2013
Page 94 and I am still on twenri somfin.
Music/RadioRe: Amamas,wizkid,olamide,asa,2face,davido And Dbanj I RIP by lyfe(m): 12:57pm On Sep 07, 2013
You try small. You need encouragement,but don't trample on the names you mentioned in d topic line.
Music/RadioRe: Are You A Fan Of Dare Melody? by lyfe(m): 2:05am On Sep 07, 2013
Thread reawaken after 7 years
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were To Have Only One Sense Organ Of The Five by lyfe(m):
Excelboi: It has to be the nose cos without it you wont even live to use your eyes as you wont be able to breath. It has to be btw the eyes and the nose.
When talking about sense of organ, it means the physical part of our body we use in interpreting either smell, sound, touch, light or colours. Breathing is not sensing, eyes are not for crying. The ultimate function of nose is not really to breathe, at least in not in terms of sensing we can breathe through mouth and ears.
TravelRe: "I Will Tear And Burn My Nigerian Passport, Once I Become Canadian" - Nigerian by lyfe(m): 8:59pm On Aug 24, 2013
Haha Sagamite how va now, na brute force you use finish that idiot.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria - From A British Expatriate's Viewpoint by lyfe(m):
Couldn't falter a thing in the write up.
bigx: Advertising is a big industry in Lagos, although the most common thing you see advertised is advertising space...
The space above is for advert do contact me.
TravelRe: "I Will Tear And Burn My Nigerian Passport, Once I Become Canadian" - Nigerian by lyfe(m): 8:20pm On Aug 24, 2013
You can never feel her pain unless you are an international student abroad that has a family earning a meager salary back home.


I know someone who had to rain curse in their voice mail before they sent back his passport after 2 months.
RomanceRe: Secrets About Girls And How Our Mind Works!! by lyfe(m): 6:16pm On Aug 24, 2013
The OP is a thinker and a realist I was enjoying your post prior to the arrival of the we-are-big-girls thread derailers who started pouring chaffs to the thread when they noticed you are exposing their overpriced panties.

We guys/boiz/men known you haven't really said anything new. You are just being real to admit that is the way majority of girls, ladies, and women alike think. We see this as a validation to what we know and suspected. Please don't let these I-am-different-kind-of-bietches derail this thread.

We want to hear more. Meanwhile, can I take a peep at your dairy hun?
RomanceRe: Difference Btw Foreign Advice And Naijaadvice. by lyfe(m): 12:29pm On Aug 23, 2013
First to comment
Music/RadioRe: Hot Naija R&B Song by lyfe(m): 12:19pm On Aug 23, 2013
Nice one
Music/RadioRe: NEW VIDEO; Lady Gaga Applause by lyfe(m): 5:30am On Aug 23, 2013
She is officially sick. Not suitable for family viewing.
Music/RadioRe: Starboy Caro VS Wizkid Jaiye Jaiye by lyfe(m): 5:01am On Aug 23, 2013
Noticed that too especially the intro. Evidently, Wizkid is talented, but he is right at the top and diminishing by the day. With recycled beats and rhymes.
Christianity EtcRe: Wearing Jewelries Takes One To Hell? by lyfe(m): 4:00pm On Aug 18, 2013
What about men using earrings? What about people using toothpick as accessory like dis man below? Where is he heading to?

Music/RadioPasuma Ft Celeine Dion by lyfe(op):
Just my imagination...
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Loved Someone Who Didn't Love You Back ? by lyfe(m): 3:59am On Aug 11, 2013
Such is lyfe.
Music/RadioRe: Samklef – Prayer Of Life (amin) [khona Cover] by lyfe(m): 3:13am On Aug 11, 2013
Nice song [size=4pt]I will download later.[/size]
PoliticsA Week Old Taiwan Defence Minister Resigns Over Plagiarism Accusation. by lyfe(op): 2:48am On Aug 07, 2013
Taiwan's scholar-turned defence minister resigned Tuesday after he was accused of plagiarism, less than a week after taking office to replace his predecessor who also stepped down.

Andrew Yang was promoted last week from deputy minister after his boss, Kao Hua-chu, had to resign over the death of a young conscript in an alleged military abuse case that has sparked outrage across the island.

The surprise resignation came after Kuan Pi-ling, a legislator from the major opposition Democratic Progressive Party, accused him of plagiarism over an article published in a book in 2007.

Kuan claimed the article, an analysis on the People's Liberation Army which had both Yang and a friend's name on it, plagiarised material from a Chinese mainland magazine.

"I didn't know that he (his friend) had plagiarised much from an article printed in a mainland magazine," Yang told reporters in a late night press conference.

"This was my personal error. I want to apologise," Yang added, refusing to take any further queries from reporters.

Yang said he told President Ma Ying-jeou and Premier Jiang Yi-huah that he was resigning because "my personal error has undermined the government's and the military's honor when the government and the military are facing huge challenges".

Li Jia-fei, spokeswoman for President Ma Ying-jeou, said the resignation had been approved.

Only nine days earlier Yang's predecessor Kao Hua-chu stepped down after the death of corporal Hung Chung-chiu triggered two massive demonstrations in Taipei.

An investigation by military prosecutors found Hung died of heatstroke on July 4, just three days before the end of his compulsory year-long military service.

His family said he was forced to do excessive exercise as punishment for taking a smartphone onto his army base.

Hung's family said he was repeatedly refused water during the punishment despite being close to collapse, and that he had previously filed complaints about other abuse meted out by his superiors.

Yang, who did not come from Taiwan's military ranks and was an academic at Sun Yat-sen University in Kaohsiung before he joined the government, had won praise for his patient and humble approach to those protesting over Hung's death.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/08/06/taiwan-defence-minister-quits-after-plagiarism-allegation/ <========So as to avoid plagiarism
RomanceRe: What Women Really Want by lyfe(m): 4:36pm On Aug 05, 2013
1. Do they think you're good looking
2. Are you good in bed
3. Do you have money

I concur on 1 and 3, but 2 not all women need that and majority can live with a man who is like tomato on bed.

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