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Nairaland / General / Re: Welcome To 2014 by lyfe(m): 12:05am On Jan 01, 2014
خدا را شکر، من در سال 2014

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Romance / Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by lyfe(m): 5:27pm On Dec 31, 2013
Many hypocrites will the deny that great feeling that comes with scratching sunthing.
Romance / Re: Why Do Ugly Girls Marry Every Saturday? And The Pretty Ones Do Ashebi? by lyfe(m): 2:41pm On Dec 31, 2013
Still searching for Mr perfect that will sweep them off their feet. Don't wanna compromise on their preset standard of marriable men.
Romance / Re: 99% Of Nigerian Girls In 21st Century Suffer From Low Self- Esteem. by lyfe(m): 2:38pm On Dec 31, 2013
Nope 99% is a ridiculous stat.
Romance / Re: Check This Out: What Could This Guy Be Doing? by lyfe(m): 2:30pm On Dec 31, 2013
slap1: Scanning for virus...
No checking the LAN cable.
Music/Radio / Re: Music Game: Quote My Line And Tell Me Which Song Its From! by lyfe(m): 2:04pm On Dec 31, 2013
"Abeg na who get this car LA 771"
Music/Radio / Re: Harrysong – Mandela(official Video) by lyfe(m): 1:34am On Dec 31, 2013
So na you be Harrysongs what a name for a singer that sings songs

You were watching Soundcity then you saw a breaking news and switched to CNN to confirm the demise of Papa Africa. Then you started crying cry (lies).

Nice song tho.no hating I would still give you 4 ****.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x74bY8brHXM
Music/Radio / Re: Music Producer ID Cabasa Ordained A Pastor by lyfe(m): 1:14am On Dec 31, 2013
Noted. The ministry is growing
Music/Radio / Re: Notjustok.com Music App Now On Android :o by lyfe(m): 1:12am On Dec 31, 2013
Let's encourage our own pple.

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Music/Radio / Re: Usher Raymond's Discography by lyfe(m): 1:10am On Dec 31, 2013
You make me wanna leave the one I'm with and start...

You gat it bad.

You don't have to call.

Etc.
Romance / Re: Post Pictures Of "Black Skinned" Beauties.(From Africa) by lyfe(m): 1:28am On Dec 30, 2013
That Mondi chic sha, I know where to find you just wondering why you still haven't posted that letter.
Romance / Re: Check This Out: What Could This Guy Be Doing? by lyfe(m): 1:04am On Dec 30, 2013
He is licking plate.
Health / Re: Good News For Diabetics: Pharmacists Converts Insulin Into Tablet Form by lyfe(m): 12:14am On Dec 30, 2013
Not only for stomach acid. But also for conveniency and to sustainably release the active ingredient in drug over time which will not necessitate the need to take a medication over an over again to complete a dosage regime. I am just passing this as another story with no concrete evidence just as we hear different news about cure for HIV everyday with nothing in market.
Health / Re: INSOMNIA: I Can't Sleep. Help Pls by lyfe(m): 6:10pm On Dec 29, 2013
Ladies suffer this condition more. More than 80% of my female friends complain bitterly about this. Notwithstanding, the posters above me gave good suggestions. Be fearless, worry less about tomorrow. I at times worry myself even over nothing, but I try to get my 8hrs sleep on daily basis.

Worry is always the reason for this condition, forget about tomorrow even if the future seems bleak and uncertain.

Have a good bed hygiene: clear your bed off clothes, laptop and other belongings you do not need.

Read something before you go to bed, like a boring magazine or novel.

Turn off the lights

Lastly, close your eyes before you sleep.
Health / Re: Good News For Diabetics: Pharmacists Converts Insulin Into Tablet Form by lyfe(m): 5:28pm On Dec 29, 2013
Well nothing is impossible as far as science and technology is concerned, but insulin is administered subcutaneously and absorbed in the body through that route only because of its fragile nature. Even if it enteric coated the potency of the drug will be lost before it gets to the site where it is needed.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Face Of Nairaland by lyfe(m): 5:05pm On Dec 29, 2013
OP, you will smell yourself today you berra bring down those pix. This ain't instagram.
Romance / Re: Weird Ways To Attract Without Stress!!! by lyfe(m): 2:30pm On Dec 29, 2013
This is so true. I notice ignoring them works like charm, You will be passed as a nuisance over time if you are around them all the time.


Also, Try not to be too courteous and nice to women they know being nice is good, but that does not rock their boat. For example, if you mistakenly step on a girl don't go begging saying I am so sorry, I am very sorry. Instead, just make a light gesture to show you didn't intend to do that and walk on.
Romance / Re: My Family Wants Me To breakup with My Fiancee For A Wealthy Older Woman by lyfe(m): 11:05pm On Dec 28, 2013
Kk
Romance / Re: If Your Crush Did It Without Your Consent by lyfe(m): 9:29pm On Dec 28, 2013
As much as I consider it a reportable crime, I wouldn't report my sweetest Mondi as I understand body wants what it wants without concrete reasons.
Romance / Re: A Sequel To The Thread "Is Someone Having Sex With My Girlfriend" by lyfe(m): 7:08pm On Dec 28, 2013
If you are still waiting for a reply you are on a long lonnnggggggggggggg thing.
Food / Re: Photo Of A Baker Sleeping On Piles Of "Agege Bread" by lyfe(m): 12:07am On Dec 19, 2013
Mattress of life
Romance / Re: Guys Is It Possible To Remember All The Girls You Have Had Sêx With by lyfe(m): 3:58pm On Dec 16, 2013
There is an app to keep track of the number of girls you have had it off with. Wobbish keep shooting your viable offsprings away. Small time you will know what I mean. Happy fvckinSpree
Travel / Re: Deciding To Stay Or Leave Nigeria - Questions To Ask Yourself by lyfe(m): 12:38am On Dec 15, 2013
Thought provoking post. #Onpoint.
Celebrities / Re: Unknown Facts About Some Nigerian Celebrities by lyfe(m): 12:02am On Dec 05, 2013
testarossa: do you know that all the continents end with the same letter they start with.
AfricA
AmericA
AustraliA
AsiA
EuropE...

Did you know America is not a Continent
Career / Re: Has Your Boss In The Office Ever Approached You? by lyfe(m): 10:56pm On Dec 03, 2013
Tomoarika: I think dis shd be in Romance Section.

I was a Corper serving in a Bank. She was transferred to my Branch and I was to work directly under her. We hit it off after a while although she was somewhat strict and aloof at first.
She was hot, pretty, very smart, early to mid thirties (bt in great shape like a twenty year old), sassy and stylish... I mean what's not to like! I discovered we had a lot in common and we even had the same Alma Mata!
I would return to the office after CDS every week and she would ask me to buy something for her when coming.
We talked a lot, abt our Uni days and how our social lives were back then (mine was pretty much non-existent and she always teased me abt it).

One day after the close of business with just the two of us in the office (my work desk and hers at abt 45 degress apart facing each) she walked over to my desk, eyes shining radiantly, her face all smiles. I thought to myself, could dis be happening? Was it going to happen right there and then? All sorts of thoughts going through my mind. I was going to get it!

That's when she approached me and said....

To be continued. (Battery Low)

Oga where u dey? You berra appear back now.
Autos / Re: Lexus ES 350 For Sale At A Giveaway Price! by lyfe(m): 11:24pm On Dec 02, 2013
dirtymoney: Nice ride
Nice house

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TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Movie Mistakes by lyfe(m): 2:29pm On Nov 29, 2013
A.jeez:
3rd to comment
Fail!!!

Babalawo needs Jesus, and haven't you heard that ifa deity also shouts Hallelujah.
TV/Movies / Re: Kate Henshaw Embarrassed A Contestant In Nigeria Got Talent Audition (Video) by lyfe(m): 1:29pm On Nov 28, 2013
He made history though, no two people ever walked away from the set in the history of Nigeria's got talent.
Politics / Re: Trainee Plane Crashed In Ilorin During Routine Exercise by lyfe(m): 1:18pm On Nov 26, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: JOKE OF THE WEEK!
Stella Oduah responsible for Trainee Plane Crash in Ilorin
Last Bullet:
This woman don suffer abuse. She's on top of the list of the most insulted Nija celebs in 2013.

Celeb?
Health / Re: Causes And Treatment Of Body Odour by lyfe(m): 9:53pm On Nov 23, 2013
ayobase: Body odour is just like cancer, HIV and the likes of terminal diseases.

Na only those who get money fit maintain am..simple!

Just make sure that ur new born baby is instantly bathed thoroughly after birth......some body odour na die (the GIDI GANs)....You go even dey SEE the odour under those perfumes worn!

Is that really true? I heard if new born babies don't get bathed on time they develop a lifetime body odor. I know some peeps who are like this, you can smell them from miles away.

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Literature / Re: Life On The Run: Season 5. Life In Amsterdam. by lyfe(m): 3:36pm On Nov 23, 2013
Finally
Celebrities / Is Kanye West Having Intimacy With Kim Kardashian In Bound 2 Video by lyfe(m): 12:04pm On Nov 21, 2013
Just saw this video and I just couldn't but ponder on what is happening in the music industry.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAtAM7vtgc

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