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Not making FP

Yuck not waiting for update

خدا را شکر، من در سال 2014

Many hypocrites will the deny that great feeling that comes with scratching sunthing.

Still searching for Mr perfect that will sweep them off their feet. Don't wanna compromise on their preset standard of marriable men.

Nope 99% is a ridiculous stat.

slap1: Scanning for virus...

No checking the LAN cable.

"Abeg na who get this car LA 771"

So na you be Harrysongs what a name for a singer that sings songs

You were watching Soundcity then you saw a breaking news and switched to CNN to confirm the demise of Papa Africa. Then you started crying (lies).

Nice song tho.no hating I would still give you 4 ****.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x74bY8brHXM

Noted. The ministry is growing

Let's encourage our own pple.

You make me wanna leave the one I'm with and start...

You gat it bad.

You don't have to call.

Etc.

That Mondi chic sha, I know where to find you just wondering why you still haven't posted that letter.

He is licking plate.

Not only for stomach acid. But also for conveniency and to sustainably release the active ingredient in drug over time which will not necessitate the need to take a medication over an over again to complete a dosage regime. I am just passing this as another story with no concrete evidence just as we hear different news about cure for HIV everyday with nothing in market.

Ladies suffer this condition more. More than 80% of my female friends complain bitterly about this. Notwithstanding, the posters above me gave good suggestions. Be fearless, worry less about tomorrow. I at times worry myself even over nothing, but I try to get my 8hrs sleep on daily basis.

Worry is always the reason for this condition, forget about tomorrow even if the future seems bleak and uncertain.

Have a good bed hygiene: clear your bed off clothes, laptop and other belongings you do not need.

Read something before you go to bed, like a boring magazine or novel.

Turn off the lights

Lastly, close your eyes before you sleep.

Well nothing is impossible as far as science and technology is concerned, but insulin is administered subcutaneously and absorbed in the body through that route only because of its fragile nature. Even if it enteric coated the potency of the drug will be lost before it gets to the site where it is needed.

OP, you will smell yourself today you berra bring down those pix. This ain't instagram.

This is so true. I notice ignoring them works like charm, You will be passed as a nuisance over time if you are around them all the time.


Also, Try not to be too courteous and nice to women they know being nice is good, but that does not rock their boat. For example, if you mistakenly step on a girl don't go begging saying I am so sorry, I am very sorry. Instead, just make a light gesture to show you didn't intend to do that and walk on.

Kk

As much as I consider it a reportable crime, I wouldn't report my sweetest Mondi as I understand body wants what it wants without concrete reasons.

If you are still waiting for a reply you are on a long lonnnggggggggggggg thing.

Mattress of life

There is an app to keep track of the number of girls you have had it off with. Wobbish keep shooting your viable offsprings away. Small time you will know what I mean. Happy fvckinSpree

Thought provoking post. #Onpoint.

testarossa: do you know that all the continents end with the same letter they start with.
AfricA
AmericA
AustraliA
AsiA
EuropE...

Did you know America is not a Continent

Tomoarika: I think dis shd be in Romance Section.

I was a Corper serving in a Bank. She was transferred to my Branch and I was to work directly under her. We hit it off after a while although she was somewhat strict and aloof at first.
She was hot, pretty, very smart, early to mid thirties (bt in great shape like a twenty year old), sassy and stylish... I mean what's not to like! I discovered we had a lot in common and we even had the same Alma Mata!
I would return to the office after CDS every week and she would ask me to buy something for her when coming.
We talked a lot, abt our Uni days and how our social lives were back then (mine was pretty much non-existent and she always teased me abt it).

One day after the close of business with just the two of us in the office (my work desk and hers at abt 45 degress apart facing each) she walked over to my desk, eyes shining radiantly, her face all smiles. I thought to myself, could dis be happening? Was it going to happen right there and then? All sorts of thoughts going through my mind. I was going to get it!

That's when she approached me and said....

To be continued. (Battery Low)

Oga where u dey? You berra appear back now.

dirtymoney: Nice ride

Nice house

A.jeez:
3rd to comment

Fail!!!

Babalawo needs Jesus, and haven't you heard that ifa deity also shouts Hallelujah.

He made history though, no two people ever walked away from the set in the history of Nigeria's got talent.

Okiki_Oluwa: JOKE OF THE WEEK!
Stella Oduah responsible for Trainee Plane Crash in Ilorin
Last Bullet:
This woman don suffer abuse. She's on top of the list of the most insulted Nija celebs in 2013.

Celeb?

ayobase: Body odour is just like cancer, HIV and the likes of terminal diseases.

Na only those who get money fit maintain am..simple!

Just make sure that ur new born baby is instantly bathed thoroughly after birth......some body odour na die (the GIDI GANs)....You go even dey SEE the odour under those perfumes worn!

Is that really true? I heard if new born babies don't get bathed on time they develop a lifetime body odor. I know some peeps who are like this, you can smell them from miles away.