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Oga Bitty abeg una, thread it gently with my mondi.


Guys Beware! Packaging of the highest order. You will be disappointed if you open that cheap skin tight fabric. That booty is laced with stretch marks and filled with faeces.

As if Google Translator was used to translate from Swahili to English.

ogugua88: It really isn't. Just a bunch of generalizations and people looking for relationships in the wrong places/with the wrong people.

Well, you are a lady and you will never know how it feels not to be you. Thank God for your own case sis.

confirmed25: mr lyfe I see your profile that there is some gf in your life and there is another one on the bus you are considering. I know beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder but are these girls in the category of girls I painted. They might be decent but have those other flaws I mentioned.haha

I know bro, I am also at that stage to get serious. We all want that beautiful, smart, amiable lady as a partner. But this type seems to be a scare commodity here. I have since lowered my standards to compromise on the physical looks and concentrate more on personality.


I have been eyed many times and made passes at, but no one fine chic(my taste) has ever looked my side except old women already knocking menopausal door.

I hope things will work out fine for you sha, Going to Nigeria to get bride is costly and time consuming considering paperworks and filings and there's no guarantee that the Naija chic won't turn out to be "Mzdopeswaggzchic" when she steps her feet on Obamaland.

Mrs.Chima:
Email.

Creepy. I did that to one Trinidadian chic she pretended she didn't see my mail till today Oloriburuku omo.

I only like to smell my fart.

If you like her let her know. I don't think it's against the law. Zero your mind off sex if you like her. Meanwhile, * in wizkid's voice don't let her fada know take it gently low key

Same thing here in Canada. The situation is becoming hopeless, even the so called Nigerian girls want something more and not people like you. God will help you, you will find one and you will see what I'm talking about.

Nothing, I repeat nothing, like perfect lady. That fine chic you think is all that will either snore like a moving light-train or have halitosis or be dirty or have epilepsy in her gene or something that will scare you out of relationship if you eventually find one.


learn to cut your expectations; look beyond the superficial things. that's what I'm training my brain to do right now.

koolet: Culd remember me dreamt peeing by the road side..so ill confortably ease maself cos i do enjoy the urinating.. But unfortunately ill just wake up to see ma Bed soaked wit my own@

Guilty too

Wizkid is arguably the youngest most talented artist from Nigeria that is well respected and recognized not only in Africa, but all over the world.

He came to limelight with his "Holla at your Boy" video and he has since remained at the centre stage with different songs, collabos, shows and so on. Lately, I have come to notice a sharp decline in the quality of music he graces.

Many low quality tracks are now being over-hyped by the media and music station thereby forcing the music in our ears. Some blunders are now even noticeable even to a deaf man. Just last week was I was listening to Bad girl - Jesse Jagz with Wizkid (himself) and there was this part that went : "Baby girl call me jailer 'cos I'm a prisoner of love".
Jailer is not the prisoner. The prisoner and prison warder are two separate entities and it doesn't make sense to assume both roles at a time. ......"Call me tailor I will mend your broken heart" Tailors sew cloth. Anybody can mend / patch cloth. He could have twisted the line to something like call me mr Carpenter/ Mr Fix-it I will mend that broken heart or something like that.

Many other glaring flops that I can't recollect at the moment.

My Advice:
He should take it slow; take a short vacation from music scene and let people miss you. Creating absence makes people appreciate you more. He should learn from Akon, Akon was voicing every song with no break and he naturally faded away with time.

He should go for an artist development training course to enhance what he is lacking. A-list international artists do this, Rihanna was trained by Neyo to improve herself.

He should consider taking more protein to up that height before it remains permanent and start strategizing on a name change to something more mature.

Still your number 1 fan.

Noted. Many errors in lyrics.

Nice video. let this man be. Una no dey wash adult moving? You shouldn't be in this section if you are born again to start with and you don't need to be reminded that almost all artists do this.

dedifferrence: Obviously written by an economist

Was just going to say that. Life itself is about economizing erything.

I know cheating is cheating. Which one would you rather if you were to be faced with any of the above.

Would you prefer your partner cheat on you with the same sex or opposite sex.

Which one of these would devastate you more:

Guys

A). You decided to visit your partner unannounced and you caught her kissing and smooching her girlfriend she introduced to you.


B). You caught her pants down, on top ( doing reverse texascowgirl) of a guy, her neighbor she once told you was bothering her.

C). Cheating on you with another guy, The nice "Uncle" she introduced you to has his middle finger is between her legs while they are both half unclad.

Ladies

D). Your boyfriend humping his teenage housemaid that calls you aunty and treats you with courtesy each time you visit your bf.

E). You bashed into your boyfriend's room to surprise him only to see a man screwing him from the backside while they are sweating and moaning like a mad cow with Ebola virus.

I would be dazed if any of the above happens, but I would prefer (A) Lady doing lady seem kinda cool with me. I think I would survive the thought of my girlfriend cheating on me with a girl.

What about you Ladies and Men/Guys out there?

BabaAlabi: Physically- Bo.obs and Butt (Nothing is too big). She must not be too beautiful(e no mean say she go worwor sha). I have discovered that no matter how pretty a girl is or how sexy she is, I am turned off if she is too loud. I hate girls who talk too much, those kind of girls that know most of the guys in that area or whose phones are ringing constantly. Sometimes bad character kills the vibe.

We are on the same page.

I like quiet, gentle girls who like reading novels, not extremely burifu or hogly. Fresh silky skin is a Huge turn on.

the legend: Beauty is not wholly dependent on physical looks. it begins from the inside (your mindset & character).
Change your thought pattern towards yourself and watch your self esteem rise and bring out your beauty.

Beware Lies lies lies to make you (ugly people) feel good.

This man won 181 million dollars in lottery and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.

Don't give up on love.

I grew up watching many Nollywood movies both Igbo and Yoruba films and I see many people referring to a "big man" as Chief , usually rich people with big body and big belly. I still remember Sheef Koko, sheef Kanran, Adebayo Salami and Peter Edochie playing "Chief"

So, in reality what do I need to do or have to become a chief? Does it happen in reality anymore or only in movies?

One thing is that I am slim and I have no pot belly do I qualify to be a Chief?[center][/center]

Kudos to the presenters, other "presentees" and the camera that they maintained their composure and did not break out in laugh while he was unleashing those odoriferous thalidomic grammar.

I hope you have your lexicon beside you.

Warning! Viewers discretion is advised: beware your ribs might get cracked.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1bt-GyxiYI#at=125




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfJYujalllM

So Dbanj just dey make mouth, if this is true, she needs to be redisVee.

Personally P Square rock the Jackson's boat.

Apple are known to produce products with superior quality and sleek designs, but always at a pocket drilling cost. Ever wondered if they produce pure water?

Is the malodorous excrescence in Rivers state,cascadingly oozing out from erebus Dame,all about the satiation of a megalomaniacal presidential termagant?Let someone please assist me in whispering to the Dame that Alagamus Paret,Ai Ai Num,Ai Ai Num Cest Daret,Opotere Alagamus....


Obahiaghon Patrick, 2013.

No job I repeat No job except bl°w job is enjoyable