₦airaland Forum

temitope27:
Why can't you call IPOB terrorist to come and save u

Rydermaverick:
Guy man I no go lie you ehnn..naija tire me oo..
Wetin dey really go on for this country na?

Rydermaverick:
Does "Fulani herdsmen" want to take over land that ain't theirs?

RichDad1:
Where’s ESN? They’re busy kidnapping and stealing biscuits.

Parada:
This happens when a tribe is powered by hate n bigotry.

adamsmith914:
Useless Ipobian Terrorists.

Jessepaid:
Hehehe....


I went to the market yesterday with some friends to pick a few things...


While we were there we noticed a nice boutique selling nice shirts..


We were intrigued and went in to window shop..


We were greeted by the shops attendant a northerner who surprisingly spoke better Igbo than me...


We were all joking and haggling for discounts..


The attendant was laughing and enjoying our Jokes and all...


Maybe he was enjoying himself too much he didn't hear a car pull up on the other side of the road and a man yelling his name repeatedly....


When he finally heard it he ran to the road...


The man in the Corolla was shouting at him... "Are you stupid? Are you mad? Something is wrong with you"


Where is you oga? The man quizzed him...



He travelled sir.. the attendant politely replied him...



The guys with me were also irritated by this behavior so we decided to give the man a taste of his own medicine...



So we told him that he should stop doing shakara with Toyota Corolla and go buy Benz...


Also told him to never try to intimidate a fellow man hustling to eat...


He told us that we are Corpers and we should be careful with what we say to him...


We told him to fvck off which he did..


After he left we asked the attendant why the man had the audacity to speak to him in that manner?

Or did he not appreciate the fact that he was cajoling us to buy some shirt and move his oga's business forward?


He said that the man in the Corolla was his oga's pastor...


We all laughed...


Glad we taught that man a lesson..


Maybe he was more interested in making sure that one of the sources for monthly tithes does not dry up

luminouz:
Hello Men!!!

Today was another test and reiterated what I already knew. Women are there only to enjoy your sweat, just at the finishing line to kiss the winners and discard the losers. The only one you have is yourself and you must train yourself to be damn strong and self-reliant. No woman has got your back except you.

I tested two women today who according to them are good women and would do anything to help me out. I carry out these tests or vettings to gauge the emotional and mental capacities of women by forcing them into 'action', not words. The test was simple. Told them I am stranded and need 1k to sort myself out. These two work and obviously have money. Guess their replies? One who is a foreigner told me she lost her ATM (despite working in a bank). The other heard my request and switched off her phone. Turned it on just now to tell me that network was bad, so she couldn't reach out to me(She works with MTN).

In the same vein, I tested 5 of my guy dudes(all redpillers) and all of them came through with 5k each. Sent their money back with 'Thank yous'. I sent screenshots of my guys' alert to the two women with the caption ' Test failed'. These two women are looking for husbands and swore to me that they will take care of me. Like I said, it's what a woman does that counts, not what she says.
The foreigner has promised to make it up to me by spending the weekend to 'fuq my brains out'. Apparently, my life is worth just some rounds of Doggystyle. I have blocked her line.


Redpill tells you the cold hard truth. It's left for you to swallow and imbibe it. If I were kidnapped today, none of these 'i love you Lumi' babes would give a damn if my neck was slit,if they won't send 1k to my captors.

#youareallyougotmudafvvker#

Qasak:
Yesterday I was at a Bukka to get food. There was a heavy queue guys struggling for there turn and all of a sudden this to girls entered and the men just started giving free validation by drooling over her . Shit was ridiculous. Even the food sellers was praising her beauty and asking about her hair and all. Men I firmly but calmly told the food seller that I was there before those girls and should be served first. The girls noticing their charm no reach my side kept mute. I was served my take away food. I entered into my car and zoomed off.
The way most guys put women on a high pedestal is ridiculous.

yahmohy27:
Most of these ipob guys will die with pains in mind for not being able to rule Nigeria.
This is their major reason for hatred

Vinnie2000:
Hmmm..
Really?
1. Where they Black?
2. Were they Born in or did they serve in Africa before being appointed Pope?

because I can't trust a Black African as Pope! We are very Corrupt, Nasty and Wicked..

vanbonattel:
Otito diri Jesu

vedaxcool:
How is your boycott going? How do you feel after killing all those innocent people to intimidate FG and still elections went through? You killed people in vain; cownu is going to stand trial while remaining in prison.

Carchoice:
I do Khudalini. Not sure if I got the spelling. Sexual urge is actually a ball of energy concentrated on the groin area. When you think of sex, nude woman, porn, anything sex related, the energy in your body and particularly from your brain shift all its focus on the groin area which is the penis, this is why the penis starts getting hard when we think of anything sensual because thinking of sex means you want to have sex and satisfy the body, your body automatically shifts the energy to the area where it’s needed to satisfy the urge hence the penis getting erected from your perverted thoughts.

I practice Khudalini to draw all the energy from my groin area up my spine back to my brain. If you are good with the meditation, you can actually feel the energy buzz inside you when it travels from the groin area through the spine back to the brain. The feeling is orgasm on its own. You’ll hardly have sexual thoughts after. The more you do it, the more you feel a buzzing sound of energy wave in your head. Focus is top notch. You get more aggressive too. That’s what I’m facing right now.


My research to know how to manage sexual urge lead me to this practice after several months. And it turned out Jesus Christ practiced this same energy control meditation. There’s a lot the Bible didn’t tell about Jesus.

To move your leg requires energy, to move your hand requires energy, to lift a heavy object requires energy too. You shift energy to any area of the body where you want to perform an action, same goes for sex. It is not only blood and vein that makes your dLck hard, the energy that makes you stand and function as human is the same energy that goes into sex, you control this energy. It obeys you, not the other way round.

My plan is to go for a good meditation class in China or India hopefully before the end of next year.

Also I’m still find it hard to understand how the matrix we are in really works. Since I have been trying to avoid sex and retain my semen, I started getting lots of sex invites, even from ladies I never expected from. Just like something or someone somewhere is aware of your new journey of self control and trying to send agents to break you.

KiNg0G:
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OG You see a ceiling fan, they are three " blades" right?

* the one in the middle is the woman

* The one at the back is the man that loves the woman (he's chasing)

* The one in front is the man that the woman loves.
(Shes chasing)




Turn the switch on, you ought to get the scenario.




#streetdrills