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Debbywills:
Damn!!!!

I like ur personal text plus u look familiar

1bkaye:
This list is invalid without asssss

U got assss?

mymoneygrows:
The last i checked, d thread was about females body parts not attitudes

The act or attitude as u may call it comes from the mind, the mind is induced by some chemical components in the brain, the brain is an organ in the body, dead brain cells act inappropriate, In summary we dont like dead brained females. Are u clear now?

Or should I expatiate

KingCheezyPuff:
I know ya'all do.Just thought ya',all had yer focus on parts mainly.
A woman's front(breast) an back(butt)

I think those are just a plus to everything else

Dudeweedlmao:
Maybe for kids, but for grown men, they pay attention to the faintest details
From the curvature of her cupids bow (upper lip) , to the mound of venus (you know what i mean ), or even the depth of her mid-back. How can a kid know all this?

I know am a kid...but kontinu

Marley01:
I didn't see Booty! That list is padded..

what is booty?...coz we soldiers only know "booty" as seized goods or valuables during war

KingCheezyPuff:
No,not what I think,what you as man think.
I thought ya'll only saw 2 parts of a womans body as delightful.

What two parts?

mymoneygrows:
There is nothing a man doesn't lyk in a woman

We dont like the send me recharge card types...no no no!

FreeBSD:
What I like:

- Legs (Long and sexy. Not fat)

- Portable Breast (Not slippers and not bag of beans)

- Hair (Not brazzilian. Natural long )

- PUSSAY (Shaved and fresh. Not smelly)

U mean u like shaved and fresh pvssy cat

I like cats too..i have a pet cat named Jessey...no wait you were not talking about cats are u?

Luckygurl:
You heard C cup is the best
Where there are D and E cups

Ahhhh..so e don turn mercerdis benz wey get up to D and E class abi ?

KingCheezyPuff:
Hmmm.This is a nice piece
It's something we don't usually get ta hear/see.

Vizkiz call Lasitcla this need more comments !
An he like you so he might actually come.

We men have other definition for sexiness u know!

I dont know if this thread is in the permanent site. Emmmmm! Lalastic

Oyind17:
The place wey resemble head

Which other place resemble head pass head?

KashyBaby:
Mmmmmm....juz passing...



I rest my comment for now

Passing to where?

Adasun:
*whisper to his ear and knock him* u be bad boy oo

*dodges knock and runs away*

kendiddy:
The affor mentioned are just "jara" the main thing is paramount and can't bargained for any other

Errr! Can u elaborate on the bold?

Oyind17:
na the only place una like be that.

Pls which one is the forbidden place na? U need to tell me

vizkiz:
eyes mehn!

Some girls have "furck me" eyes

While some have "give us the ring our precious" eyes

Yea..the eyes is another part

Oyind17:
What of the forbidden area

There is no forbidden part

#1. Feet

Men love well kept feet, and painted toe nails. In fact, some men have a foot fetish.

#2. Back

A sexy back can make a man weak. That's why they love low cut back on dresses..though not that much

#3. Stomach

Men love a nicely toned tummy, especially when it's peaking out of a girl's jeans...pot belly girls are completely turn off.

#4. Hair

A man finds it sexy when a woman has luxurious locks, and he loves running his fingers through it...all those girls that like cutting their hair should take note..and pls no Brazilian or Peruvian hairs.

#5. Smile

Though not really a body part but can also be classified under lips. A beautiful smile will capture a man's heart any time..o yes! Always put a little smile on those beautiful faces..it works for us

#6. Lips

A woman can get her way when she pouts because men love a woman's lips...Angelina Jolly for example a little puffy lips is a turn on.

#7. Breast

And no surprise the last but not the least... men love a woman's breasts...i heard C-cup is the best? Anyways! NL romancelanders know exactly the perfect ones.

You can now tell us the part u find sexiest in a female.

Junior66:
we are confused. What is a party please

Read it again!

Cutehector:
Oh u meean a threeesome.. wooow..

Yea..the mods passed the thread through PG...making some words loose meaning.

It has been re-edited.

A woman who is deeply regretting what she has found herself into is asking for help after many years of engaging in threes@me with her married husband and another married woman in Lagos.

Dear Readers,

Please, I have been so worried and scared of my marriage. This thing started back then in school. My room mate and I were good friends and my boyfriend in school use to have threes@me with the two of us, and even when my room mate married before me, she usually comes and have threes@me with us. The husband doesn’t know.

Honestly we were doing it and never saw reasons to stop. Me and my boyfriend now got married three years ago, but with no child yet, and we have been doing the same party.

I am bi-sexual and I am about leaving for USA to do my Masters in July and asking my husband how he will cope in my absence, he told me my friend will keep him company.

This my friend is married and living with her husband, though we live in the same city, Lagos, I don’t really know how to stop all these.

These days I don’t even enjoy or join in the threes@me any more, since two weeks now he told me how he will cope in my absence, I have not had $ex.

My friend came and I told her am not in the mood and she went home. My friend has a son for her husband. It is a shameful story but it’s true. It took me great courage to speak up, I am deeply sorry please, don’t see me as a filthy person please. I just want a solution to my problems.

How do I stop these? All I need is honest advice.

From anonymous worried woman.

So here is her story!

Years back when I was in Uni, I had this boyfriend. He was in Lagos while I was schooling in Edo so you could call it a long distance relationship. Anyway, this guy was so adorable, so caring, so nice ati be be lo. If I said jump, he’d ask ‘Baby, how high do you want me to jump? Are you sure I shouldn’t fly too?” I’m kidding but you know what I mean. He was a perfect boyfriend. He made me feel so good and secure. He gave me a key to his place. Whenever I was coming back from school, he’d pick me up. He was my driver around town. He’d escort me to the salon and sit patiently while I made my hair. Very correct guy.

So, there was a time we had this cultist wahala in school so I decided to come home while they settled their nonsense, person cannot come and die by stray bullet. Anyway, I didn’t inform my boo so he wasn’t expecting me. I wanted to surprise him. I got to Lagos, took a cab to his house and opened the door. Immediately I got in, I saw this sisi coming out of the kitchen wearing his shirt and boxers. I just smiled inside me. She was startled. Before she could open her mouth, I seized the narrative.

“Who are you and where’s my brother? Isn’t he back from work?”
She was startled. “Ah. You’re Ayo’s sister? Welcome aunty. Welcome” She knelt down, greeted me and took my bag.
“He’s not yet back ma. Come and sit down. What would you drink?”
I was amused. Here I was barely 20, and a girl clearly older than I was was genuflecting and greeting me with respect because I was in my ‘brother’s’ house. I decided I liked this respect of a thing and wanted to see how far I could take it. Let’s just say I kinda overdid it.

I sat down, put my legs up and started ordering “my prospective sister-in-law” upandan. What did you cook?
She cooked jollof rice and served me like a queen. With chicken, turkey and dodo put on a tray. She knelt down while giving me the food. I ate till my tummy almost burst. That was the sweetest jollof I’ve ever eaten. The best jollof rice ever. I can’t get over how sweet it was.

She brought a pillow for me to adjust my back. She brought the remote control closer to me. She brought me water. I sent her to buy me stout. She went over and beyond to make me comfortable. I liked her already.
While I was sending her upandan, I’d throw her small compliments like “my brother must really like you” “you’re the first girl I’ve seen here” “you’re our wife o” And she’d giggle and blush and do more to please me.
She must have asked me “Aunty, do you want me to do anything else for you?” like 50 times.

After eating delicious jollof rice to my fill, I settled down to watch TV. I still kept on sending my ‘sister in law’ though. Open my bag. Bring out that charger. Charge my phone. Take out the clothes in that bag. Put them in this other bag. She was a dutiful little worker. Bless her.

Shortly after 7pm, our ‘boyfriend” came back…though I mean by now he was my brother. Immediately he got in and saw me, he was shocked opening his mouth and closing it like a fish. I jumped up and called my new ‘sister-in-law’. “Your darling is back o. Thank you for taking care of me. I’d be going home now”. Then I turned to my brother and wagged my finger in his face “This girl is a good girl. You better treat
her right”. Then I turned back to my sister-in-law, “If he misbehaves, let me know”. She knelt down and thanked me again. I was happy. This respect thing is heady stuff o.

She collected my number and I told my brother to pick my bags and drop me home.
He picked up my bags and we went out into the car. He still hadn’t uttered a word. We got into the car and he started apologising. He was sorry. She meant nothing. He met her at the club. He wasn’t expecting me blah blah blah. I didn’t even answer him. I didn’t have his time. I was too busy thinking about that sweet jollof rice. I was regretting why I didn’t tell her to pack me a bowl of it to eat at home. We got to my house and I got down, I didn’t even look back at him or wave bye.

That jollof rice was sweet ehn.

22 jump street...true love kor lie hate ni!

Nice!

.. make I collect two plots keep first, if I finish cook my beans I go check back.

chubbyswit:
u can get your life partner from anywhere. The most important thing is to be very wise and careful

That was why I ask must it be on NL?

Crush kor crush ni

ireneony:
you said it yourself. ...Any man that calls ladies ho£ is childish and not worth complimenting even crushing on. My dear pls move on, there are other guys here who are mature n I suggest u choose from them.

Must it be on nairaland?....so this is where people get their life spouse abi?