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* Stimulation
According to Dennis Prager, “The power of the visual to excite men has no analogue in women.”

* They just can't help it!
It takes enormous amounts of willpower for a man not to look at a woman's assets.

* Beach Trouble
Men just have to stare. Even though it's the main reason for vacationing couples to argue. Though, this applies in area where there are beaches.

* Short memory
But, even if their life depended on it, after a couple of hours men can't remember what the lady they stared at looked like. Because their attention is drawn to the ASSet..and they stare again.

* Insecurity
The problem arises when the female is threatened by her partner looking at others.

* Comparing
She thinks he's comparing and might leave her for the other woman..heheh!

* She is hotter than me
Sometimes men find them hotter, sometimes they don't. It's irrelevant. But you're the one he chose. The others are just "a visual entertainment."

* Other women
Mostly, men find other women attractive simply because they are “other women.”

* He wants you
Prager insists that the man you're with wants you. It's just that men are programmed to want endless variety due to evolution, and are not comparing women, nor are they dissatisfied with their current situations.

Add yours...bashers, derailers and Co. You are welcome.

menesheh:
Ok.

They preach to ceiling.

Whatever!

Your opinion does not matter.

menesheh:
Funny them.

God's ear is so tiny

No..they dont preach to God ok

EroticAngelina:
I dnt understand... explain

This babe where u go hide sef?

Two days

somethings are just wrongly used sha!

doublewisdom:
#1. Not paying their way in.

Yes! Another good observation and they seems to misbehave the most when they get there.

funlord:


WTF?

Enhen!

donholy28:
Screaming extremely loud like someone about to experience a plane crash...when an artiste steps on stage...damn my ear drums hurt

And the worse part is that their BF might be there watching too..mehn! I will elbow your jaw to compose yourself if i was your BF..dafuk you trynna do, screaming another guys name is not allowed in our relationship.

Tapout:
omo see picking of offence o





the kind things people dey take personal these days dey mad me

Not offence per say..just showing concern

Besides if we dont care who will?

meimoks:

Abudu2000:
op if I catch you ehhhh!!

Wat I doo ?

Tallesty1:
People who mind their business live long life.

Did you mean to say "people that care very much?"

I was watching entertainment news on TV with a couple of friends and it got to a part where Tuface was on stage performing and a girl who probably was as drunk as a skunk, dragged herself on the stage and started hugging him and even took off her shirt . What is actually wrong with Naija babes at concerts?

How do you expect your boyfriend to feel watching his girlfriend on national TV jumping around Tuface on stage like a chimpanzee wearing just a bra and with boobs wobbling from side to side? Well, Tu-baba surely didn’t mind. He probably would have grabbed at those bouncy boobs if it wasn’t a concert. Twale Baba!!!
Here are some of the annoying things Naija babes do at concerts.

* Taking pictures the entire show: I get it. You want to show all your friends on Facebook and Twitter that you were at the concert. Fine. Take a photo. Take five if you want. But please, don’t take 1000! You always manage to hold your camera right in my line of sight.

* Checking Facebook, Twitter and Instagram every couple of minute Unless you’re a surgeon who’s expecting an emergency call or message, everything can wait. Live in the moment. Enjoy the show. You paid gate fee to be here. You can tweet your friends when you get home.

* Incessantly talking to your friends: You might not like whatever song is playing. You may be bored with the show in general. You may have been dragged here by your boyfriend against your will. But you’ve been talking all through the entire show, and I can hear everything you are saying. It’s driving me crazy. Please shut the hell up! I can’t tell you how many shows I attend where the girls in front of me are yelling in each other’s ear the entire night. Not only is my sightline blocked when their cheap wigs or weave-on come together, but I can hear their gossip.

* Yelling out requests: ‘Yaaay, I want Styl-plus to play “Imagine That”’. Hey girls, imagine if you shut up and stop screaming in my ear; most of the time, the song list is pre-determined, and they can’t even hear you from up there. They’re going to play what they’re going to play. Just go along for the ride. Damn it!

* Yelling out the names of the artiste on stage: This is another level of irritation. This has never been funny. Maybe it was cool in the 80s. Now, it’s just madness.

* Pushing your way to the front: If a concert is general admission, the people in front earned their spots. They got there early and laid claim to their space. The people all the way in front might have even spent all day waiting by the doors, so when the show begins and you shove your way to the front, you’re being a huge distraction. Don’t do that.

* Getting so drunk you puke: Girls these days drink like sharks. You see them at Felaberation smoking igbo even more than TerryG. I feel sorry for those who have to clean up the venue after the concerts. I can imagine the types of vomit and stench they have to clean up.

* Loudly complaining after the show because the artiste didn’t play your favourite song: This is actually one of the crazy things we see after each concert. Babes, try to enjoy the show you’re getting as opposed to the one you wish you were seeing. Besides, haven’t you heard “Kukere” and “Shoki” enough?

* Filming the entire show on your mobile phone: This distracts people even worse than taking pictures, and usually results in an equally horrid product. The sad irony is that people tend to film their favourite songs, but the smiles on their faces are gone when all their concentration goes into capturing these moments on film. Next morning, Instagram will be cluttered with crappy cell phone videos of every song from the concert. Stop tagging me to these crappy videos. I was at the concert for Christ sake! You paid good money to see a show, and you’re joylessly watching it through a tiny screen on your mobile phone. It just doesn’t make any sense.

Feel free to add yours

Cc: Etcetera

Op remove Christianity from your so called list..it is not a religion ok!

EggovinMma:
Will go to the back and spread my legs wide open! One leg on top of his, the other on top the ladies seat.

It would also be lovely if i have on a skirt, and candida albacans to spice up the occasion

Bwahahaha...your yeye dey smell reach my koror for here.

ikbnice:
wot if u finished and she tells u she's a witch.

Then you tell her you are a witch hunter.

Empiree:
@underlined, lobatan! Your case is sealed. End Of Discussion!

Is that your escape rout?

Anyway make a reasonable contribution to the topic.

Empiree:
It's not a major sin anyways, so whats your problem?. Who cares if you eat with your left hand. Jut leave Islamic texts alone and focus on yours. You religion makes no reference to it or the likes which means it is not a comprehensive religion.

Get over with

No no no no! You getting it all twisted, we are concern because you fail to see this fables. Is like one mallam gathering some clueless naive aboki in the far eastern hot arabian desert and telling them this tales by moonlight bladadash under a date palm tree..and this is what you call the sunnah of your prophet?

I dont have a religion let alone one that will make this ridiculous assertions.

Ahhhhh!

Empiree:
What does your christian doctrine says about this?. Does it even make sense to you to eat with you left hand, same hand you use to wipe your butt, to pick dirt on the floor etc?.

Get your head out of the 7th century arabian sand my friend! Have you heard of cutlery before?

Plus is your Left hand not part of your body?

Empiree:
Is there anything not beneficial in the post?. Are you so damn concern about copy/paste?. Well, it's not. The links at the bottom are different from the text. The first link is not even have anything to do with Islam. The second link was created by fellow nairaland. None of which is attributed to my post.

Yes, some of my post is mixed up with my understanding and scholarly view as well.

Why does shaytan have to eat in the first place? I guess he wipes with his right hand since he eats with his left hand.

It is very very illogical and stu.pid to say that the left hand is not fit for eating, reasons because you use it to wipe your bum bum..tell me, don't you use this same hand to cook the food you eat and do other personal activities that can only be done with both hands working together?


Does that mean the suppose Shaytan have to till the soil to grow crops and eat to survive like humans do? And still have the time to run the affairs of 7billion people in other to convince them to choose hell.

[s][quote author=Empiree [i]post=36963236]Good job @lexicon.

@paris, you still around?.I thought you reverted to Islam in Abakaliki, no?. Anyways, squatting when urinating is recommended in the Sunnah of Rosul(Allah's Peace and Blessing Be Upon him and his household). It's not a joke.

Standing and Urinating in Islam
First of all, we must remember that our ability to digest food and drink is a great blessing from Allah. We would not be able to survive without a digestive system. However, with every blessing comes a responsibility. Since human waste is classified as impure, Islam teaches us a few rules about how to relieve ourselves with dignity.

There are many Islamic guidelines about how to use the restroom. We will only focus on those that pertain to standing and urinating. This common practice has led to the following unethical practices:

1. Shamelessness. One bad habit that has resulted from using of public urinals is the loss of personal modesty in the restroom. It is very common to see two men using the bathroom while having a conversation at the same time. Had they peeked over just a little they would have be able to see one another’s private parts. This is abhorrent. The Prophet ﷺ (Allah’s peace and blessings be upon him) said,

“Allah detests it when two people relieve themselves uncovered and have a conversation.”

The Prophet ﷺ would take so much care to seclude himself that Al-Mughīrah ibn Shu’bah said, “I was travelling with the Prophet. When he needed to relieve himself, he went far away from me.”


2. Increase in impurity. How many urinals have you ever seen that provide wuḍū’ facilities, water fixtures or even toilet paper? Probably none. This results in people leaving the restroom without an appropriate level of cleanliness or washing their hands. The Prophet ﷺ said,

“When you go to the restroom, take three stones with you to clean yourself. That will suffice.”

Salman al-Fārisī, the Companion from Persia, was told, “Your Prophet has taught you everything, even how to use the bathroom.” He responded, “That is right. He ﷺ told us not to…use our right hand when cleaning and to not use less than three stones to clean ourselves after we finish.”

‘Ā’ishah (ra), the Prophet’s ﷺ wife, said to a group of women, “Tell your husbands to clean themselves with water because I am embarrassed to tell them. This is what the Prophet ﷺ used to do regularly.” Cleaning yourself, with either a solid substance or with water, is so important in Islam that once when the Prophet ﷺ passed by a man’s grave he told Ibn ‘Abbās (ra) that the deceased man is being tortured, but not for a major sin: “He didn’t used to clean himself after urinating.”

3. Disrespect for others. One of the common habits we find in people who regularly use urinals is that they also stand up while using a lavatory. This can result in an unsanitary seat covered with urine and germs. Very few people care to clean the seat, let alone the toilet area after leaving, so, the next person entering has to deal with that disgusting mess. In this regard, the Prophet ﷺ said,

“Beware of the cursed ones.” Some people asked, “Who are the cursed ones?” He replied, “People who relieve themselves in public pathways or in shaded areas.”

Public pathways and shaded areas are two areas where people would be offended from excrement and filth because they use them so often. The same curse would apply to those who leave filth behind for the next person. The curse, in this context, has two meanings: people are cursed by the one who has to deal with the dirt they left behind and they are cursed by Allah for their careless and disgusting habits.

Are there any exceptions?

The Prophet ﷺ always sat down to relieve himself. This is proven by ‘Ā’ishah (ra), who was constantly in his presence. She said, “Don’t believe anyone that tells you the Prophet ﷺ used to stand while urinating. He always used to sit down.” The only person who ever contradicted her statement was Hudhayfah when he said, “The Prophet ﷺ [while traveling] approached a garbage dump and stood while urinating. Then, he called me to bring some water for him, so I did, and he performed wuḍū’.” This is clearly an exception to the rule because the Prophet ﷺ was in a very dirty place. Hudhayfa’s description of the place being a garbage dump reveals to us the context and makes it clear that ‘Ā’isha’s (ra) challenge was referring to people who claimed the Prophet ﷺ did it often as a habit. Her challenge still stands today. When someone tries to misquote the statement of Hudhayfah in order to prove that the Prophet ﷺ used to stand and urinate just as people do today, we should correct it.

What should a Muslim do?

Muslims should try to combat this immorality in their own community by encouraging good standards of hygiene. We live in societies which claim to be clean and advanced, yet their toilets – the most basic of sanitary developments – are among the filthiest in the world. Visit any gas station, high school, theme park, etc. and experience what happens to the restrooms when there is no full time janitor to clean up afterwards.

People of the world still have much to learn from Islam’s frank information on cleanliness. Purity has an environmental impact and is strongly connected to worship; without a clean body, a Muslim cannot pray. It is such an important principle in Islam that the Prophet ﷺ said,

“Cleanliness is half of faith.”

The messenger of Allah ﷺ has taught us certain rules to observe which benefit both society and ourselves. It is up to us to be aware of this guidance, learn it and apply it.


Pee or Urinate in Squatting Posture is Healthier for Men and Women
https://bhls./2011/03/14/it-is-wise-and-healthy-always-pass-urine-peacefully-in-squatting-posture/

A nairaland opened this thread few days ago. This somewhat backs lexcon post
[size=15pt]https://www.nairaland.com/2521177/youve-been-pooping-wrong-way[/size][/quote][/s]

Yubbish copy and paste.

Annunaki:
And the more annoying thing is that they don't use soap when they wash their hands after using the loo. Washing with ordinary water without soap is extremely dirty and unhygienic. Dirty pigs

Some of them use leaves in a condition where water is not available.

So does that mean those that practiced Shii and Suffi are going to be destroyed by Allah?

Am beginning to suspect that Op came to write Post UME in my school.

Came here to spy on those girls that need the V-therapy...dazzal!