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iLegend:
Cool. Please help me delete some parts of your quotes. Delete the part two; I'll post it later thanks.

Done

Okay..but too many average beauty queens.

thank God dey didnt lynch him

Okay

Funny

Op you need to be objective.

Too bad..the security is Benue is quite appaling.

iLegend:
[MEN] MUST READ: How to chat with a girl/woman and get her hooked

Is your chat boring and mundane?

PLEASE STOP READING.
This is too long for you, it's not for everyone, it's only for those who want to improve the way they chat with women. PLEASE STOP.

You can never regret the content of this gibberish, but I'm happy most of you won't read it. Let the knowledge be only for a few.

Psychology of a Woman with a Whatsapp or Any Chat Apps on Her Phone.

The reason why a girl chats dirty with one guy and chats clean with another guy is caused by the guy.
Re-read that line again (slooowly and allooooow it to siiiiiiiiink in youuuuuuuur braiiiiiiin).

When a girl notices you see her as a good girl, she'll act as a good girl towards you, either online or offline.
(If you belong here, you're in trouble. Talking about sex with her will get her angry).

When a girl notices you see her as a bad girl she'll act as a naughty girl towards you, be it online or offline.
(If you belong here, you're in good shape. Talking about sex with her will get her hot and ho.rny).

So, men are the cause why women chat the way they chat with them online and offline.

Any man who chats clean and nice with a woman is a boring chat(ter). PERIOD.

Any man who chats dirty and humorously with a woman is a fun chat(ter). PERIOD.

Assume every girl is a naughty girl and chat humorously naughty with them and you'll be surprised. I promise.

If you've been chatting a boring chat changing to this style over night will be surprising to her. Some girls will be shocked, while others will be wowed. Start slow and take one step at a time for the boring chatters. If she's a new bae, then fire down. First impression matters.

Are you tired of read? Then quit for your own good.
(C ya head u wan finish everything - baddo).

Listen guys, I'll post some of my chats with women and I'll explain how women select who to chat with. Women don't ignore my messages, they anticipate my replies which I never do and if I try to reply it'll be after some minutes, hours, a day or a month; sometimes a year. The lucky ones, I reply them almost immediately; but only if I'm free.

The games they play on men need to be reversed. When you have a lot of women to chat with and they enjoy your conversation you won't be fixated on a girl's reply. You're too busy to even remember she exist.

Solution to this problems

There are only 3 good girls/women left in this world and they are your mother, your blood sisters and Keyshia Cole.

Despite how churchistic a girl is, remember she's a naughty girl. Don't EVER be deceived. The only difference is she's more decent and more reserved, but her heart/mind is naughty; all she needs is a good-bad guy who'll trigger her instinct in secret — as long as nobody knows about it. Your phone and fingers can do the magic.

Starting from today see every girl as a naughty girl waiting for a naughty boy to activate her naughtiness.

When you have these mindsets women will always reply your messages.

Note: You'll come in contact with girls that don't believe this sh!t, but deep down this sh!t is real. Her inhibition is just too much and can be annihilated by a real man.

Boring Chat VS Interesting Chat

The rule here is use sexual+misinterpretation+humors [S+M+H]. Look for a key word in her message or speech to trigger the sexual humor, then turn it upside down. Make no sense out of it, but it'll make sense to her.

Remember Rule 1. Never give a woman a direct answer, except it's a capital NO.

(These replies will sound very childish to some men/women. It works in practical, but looks stupid when teaching them. Whatever works, works. It doesn't matter how it sounds).

Let's Get Started

She: Hi
You: Hi or Hello or Hey [boring]
You: Sorry, do you mean Hi-tension pole? [fun] or
You: No, I'm not Hi(gh), I don't drink. [fun] ) (it doesn't matter if you drink or not).

She: Where are you (now)?
You: I'm in the house or... [boring]
You: I'm in Boko Haram's camp; we're doing a training there. Are you coming? [fun]

She: How was your day?
You: Fine [boring]
You: Day break? C'mon can't do it till day break na! U want make my strength finish? [fun] or
You: My day has broken. Please help me fix it. [fun]
You: (My day don break — abeg come patch am for me). [fun]

She: How was your night?
You: Fine or Cool or Wonderful etc [boring]
You: I'm not wearing any 'night gown.' I'm nakèd. You too like night, u be witch. [fun]
You: Night? My night is wearing a gown [fun].

She: What are you doing?
You: I'm sleeping, eating etc [boring]
You: I'm doing a goat [fun]
You: I'm doing drugs [fun]
You: I'm doing it from behind [fun]
You: I'm doing exactly what I did by this time last week [fun]. Do you remember?

She: What do you do for a living?
You: I'm into business or [boring]
You: I do hiring and firing [fun]
You: I do Boko Haram's recruitment; I know you want to join [fun]
You: I do dogs, I do pussy (I mean that small animal), but most times it depends on my mood. [fun]

She: How's your family?
You: Fine [boring]
You: Amily? No, she's not my house help [fun]

She: Where have you been.
You: Sorry, I have not being around [borong]
You: I've been to hell and back [fun]
You: Bean? No, I like beans gimme rice [fun]

She: What's your name?
You: My name is iLegend [boring]
You: I lost my name during Nigerian/Biafran war. I'll soon get a new one. What's yours? [fun]

She: Are you sleeping?
You: No, I'm not [boring]
You: No, I'm snoring [fun]
You: No, I'm dreaming [fun]
You: No, I'm dancing shoki wanna join? [fun]

Note: After these childish chat techniques you should chat some boring chats, then bring in the childish chat again, especially when she's asking you a question you don't want to answer.

During bed time ask her if she's alone? If yes, ask: Bae, I khow the color of the pant your wearing, but I won't tell you before you think I'm a juju priest. She'll insist you tell her, then you say, naughty girl, "you're not wearing any panties." Then, change the topic or ask: Bae, 'morrow bring all your dirty undies I'll wash them for you; I just bought a washing machine. Oh! Wait: which is your favorite color? Don't tell me it pink o!? Else I'll spank ya ass.

Send all the questions woman ask you while chatting or during oral conversation and I'll show you how to reply them in a fun way. You already know the boring ways.

The End

—iLegend.

A crate of origin for u

This is serious...Lol and funny too.

Ok

Happy new month
Kachisbarbie

Kenonze

Michella

And one I can't remember her handle now.

Happy new month Nairaland ...

And people keep saying "I stand with incompetence" okay o

She should just exercise. I'm sure she's an angel that's too big to fly.

For those that rejoice @ the seemingly weak disposition of the military,note that once any group over powers the military it sends a bad signal to more internal and external aggressors who will come to plunder further..... Better support law and order for your own good .

Okay

Damn...hope there us a remedy for it?

Just imagine

Another one ;P

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Maxi112:
too long

Learn to read ...

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ArmedRobber:
Out of 9 people killed

2 of ur flat-head brothers were among casualty.

Of all the monikers available..you chose that? Smh

Nice one

Hit is Heazy

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druboon404:
I voted for Buhari a fulani man, I can't remember voting for merlin or a miracle worker. So I never expected Merlin's magic or miracles to happen, I voted for change and not magic.16 years misrule can not be repaired in 1 year so Nigerians let's be patient....... #IStandWithBuhari#
let the haters and Wailers continue wailing pdp 16 yrs of looting and misrule they are looking for APC magician to fix it in a year. Yeye

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