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LWKMD............Your own don finish!!!!!




















Wait oh!!!!!!!! Seems I had an unprotected sex last month..................I don die.................#Runs outta thread to ask the girl of any shiiiii#

Receive comfort from above IJN!

Please explain to me if you understood what she meant, I can't afford to read it again for the 10th time, coz I see no sense in it.................Nonsense!!!

How could this be a hit? For me, it'z a big miss

I fell into the trap of cultists (Aye frat) juz some couple of weeks back, we juz had a minor argument while playing soccer n the next tin? My friend's n My asses were been tracked.........I had to run home for my dear life, I somehow got the guys line and I begged him like my life was on the line (wasn't it?), they got hold of my friend and almost beat him to death, he also had to run home n immediately his dad told him he's schl is over, he was their main target tho' coz he was the one who ignorantly asked their number 2 "who u be gan?", took a stick n wanted to hit him, I got into my own mess by juz ranting normally now, like guys no go won do like hen now, we "gaz" rough am like guy to guy package nooooorni tho' I neva knew the guy was a cultist. Miraculously, I n the guy's gurlfriend are in the same department but unfortunately the gurl also didn't know his guy waz a cultist, so what do I do?. Well, miraculosly again, while I was home the guy went to his gurlfriend's house, browsed thru her pictures n he saw a pic which his gurlfriend n I took t'geda, immediately he asked who I was n d gurl explained to him, that was wht saved my ass from being beaten mercilessly. On coming back to schl 3 days later (mind u, I was so scared n so sick back home that I couldn't even eat nor read for my exam), I was meant to take a route but for fear of being seen by him, I took anoda route n guess what? I bumped into him and his gangs just at a corner, I swear down I couldn't run back, na in diz guy juz call me beg me say make I nor vex say hin no knw say me n hin gurl b good friends..........................What am I trying to say? Cultists are so wicked, just don't fall into their traps and the worse tin, u don't even know who is who, since then, I learnt how to shut my mouth. Again please nairalanders, help tell ur friends and your younger ones in school, tell them to never fall into the trap of cultists, it could spell the end of their lives

Nnnnnnnnna..................For this kind school eh, people wey go know book go still know book.............Part of them go come rule over people wey go private eh

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

This guy just broke the record of likes I've ever seen on nairaland..........Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I hate Nigerians women...yall.are ugly"








I hate her English.......It's so sick!!!










And by the ways, what tha bleep is she smoking? Does she tink she's beautiful? Her boyfriend must av done a great job in putting that "u're so beautiful baeby" line into her head to convince her she's beautiful..........She sucks!!!

damton:
Some people will take selfies even inside the grave. And the caption will be like CHILLING 6FEET. BELOW IN AN EBONY CASKET

You killed me with lafta bro.........Like seriously

ivyy:
Pointless asking a bunch of strangers to advice you on stuffs like this. I mean cmon we don't know these girls personally. You know what you want. Figure it out.

It'd actually mean NLs are senseless if u n I are the only persons with this POV.........Tanx for typing wht I'd av typed, u saved me my time

Richie0974:
For real, which Mod moved this to fp. I've seen this picture for as long as I can remember and am sure most nlers have too. So how's it worth the front page

Don't be selfish bro.........So b'cz u've seen it, others needn't see it.........I just saw it

Any candidate writing HND exam into Physics with Electronics option? Holla at me on 08134691372 or what's app me on same number.

Bleep the lady!!!!! Well, tho' am not proud to say this but at least I wonna say it so e'rybody can know Universities are really overrated......The first JAMB I did, I got 231, post jamb I got 60 but no admission and thank God I was wise enough to go to the poly ryt from then. The second one I did, I scored 256, post utme 72 yet no admission (for medicine) where others who scored 55, even 38 were offered admission into medicine, what's the point?? Many of us that were admitted into the poly fared better than those admitted into the uni in JAMB n PUTME........Now am furthering with my HND (Physics Electronics) coz now I really realize dat universities are really overrated. And to those Uni graduates ranting 'bou English, Bleep y'all coz I've seen students whose English is very whack but guess what, they're super brilliant. I don't discriminate but if need be, I do. Ryt here in poly, we do our projects ourselves n guess what tha Bleep, we also defend it in front of external, I mean external invigilators from any part of Nigeria...........I hate to say this; unis are for fashion, few students are serious there while polys, permit me to say, are for serious minded folks, not all of us tho' but I think the percentage here is greater than the uni........Don't even mention unis whr poly graduates are (as far as it's science which is practical oriented) coz some of us are better than many of them.........Plus this last thing pls, as a University Physics Electronics graduate who CAN NOT point a diode in the midst of various electronics component, says he's never seen it, WTF??!!!!! what tha hell can u say about that it's really discouraging coz am sure no poly student will say dat coz he won't even make it past the first semester of the first year if he/she doesn't know it........All said, we're one, bring us the theories (paper works) n let's turn them into life (machines), it's complementary........I love both but we're better @FEDPOLYILARO

Quadrescent:
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Wow!!! U narrowly made FP

The picture is as whack as ur English!!!

A nice counter-thread

In this kinda situation, there are two things involved, it's either you (as the teacher) didn't teach him/her very well or you didn't give a hoot maybe he/she understood what you taught him/her or not......

Vivly:
Am i the only one who thinks the postponement is a really bad idea. Because a whole lot could happen in 4 hours.
He should have at least announced 17 states before the break because I wonder how many states he'll get to; what with calling the results of all those minor parties before shifting it to tomorrow due to time.
Point is, Jega, the results should be announced today. Even if we have to stay up till 1:am

And 1 am is t'mao anywayz........Let'z juz wait

Please let'z forget about election talks........Let'z begin to discuss n tell SAI BABA what we want from Him.........And if He falls our hand too, He should wait patiently for this kinda disgrace too........First thing I want Him to do is to intervene in the educational sector; dat'z the future of the nation n then I want Him to invest in technology as Nigeria is way too behind in this sector.......Let'z make our voices heard #BabaNowThatYou'veWon

Acquiredollars:
GEJ wins Enugu:


PDP:553,037
APC:14,157

Buhari wins Jigawa
APC:885,988
PDP:143

Even as an APC fan.......I can say with all mouth wide open that there are irregularities in that result........Anywayz, since the PDPs would also be pulling strings too, no problem............Am happy tho'.........Let's see how the PDP states would overcome the craezily n insanely over populated APC states #FollowingSilently

If there're still no updates from the SE and SS by now, it only means one thing................Super massive rigging is going on which could prolly lead to PDP 100% n APC 0%.............Buh seriously I don't know the APC are so daft to keep releasing the results of their strongholds whereas the PDP are watching in silent fascination (mayb not)...............Is there any sense in what the APC are doing?? Pls can someone juz tell me the APC know what their doing coz I don't think so??

mtimisola:
Negative-Change Agents... Una go cry fire. *It IS OVER FOR the APC*.

Dat sounds more like *Finally APC pulled through*..............Nice one! I owe u a bottle of champagne bro!!!

Dyt:
Mother's love sha
Am proud to be one

Proud to be one? An elephant or a mom? No shit intended, Juz confused

Even if there are riggings anywhere, am not moved.........This is Nigeria n there would definitely be check n balance: if one party riggs at a unit, the other party riggs at another unit........Do people fail to realize this? Both party for me are guilty of rigging but since both are checking n balancing on each other, then no problem (though rigging is very very bad)

mirrorboy:
Sir, do you even know if I voted APC? But the fact is, that is where my families are and I trust that, NOT all your family will vote APC so it's childish calling your people names here. So you are a fool for saying that and I must tell you that you are a bastard.......I'm an APC member but politics apart, my people remains my people.

Thank You Sire...........Am sorry sire!!!

megacity:
Ekiti people are known to be well schooled, how do you expect them to vote a certificateless illiterate?

What What tha Bleep u tryna say sire? Like Fayose is a literate? Goooooooosh!!!

mirrorboy:
I'm sorry sir but your family that voted APC are really mad too for voting for their choice.....For God sake, we all have our choices so why do you want to kill yourself on NL?

You need to visit Yaba left asap cos you're fast loosing it. Bastard!!

Watch Out For Another 16 - 0......But if you're not okay with that, you can go kiss hot pressing iron.

With all due respect, I know u're one of those lazy, jobless, hungry, free food seeking Ekiti bastards!!!!

Shymexx1:
Lmao...I never insulted your people, I just called them by their name. Peep the difference.

In times like this, you have to stand up, be counted, and march with the martians. History will judge ya people.

It seems most of you don't know how grave this is - well, you'll get a clearer picture in the nearest future.

You just can't lead a life dependent on a plate of porridge alone.

Even if u insult us, u've got ur full justification........For the very first time in my life I b'lv Ekiti people are really mad (except for my family coz they voted APC). Am not in Ekiti now neither am I voting at all but I still can't put the madness of Ekiti people t'geda in words.........Must they trade everything (including their glory n destinies) for food It'z so embarrassing considering the "OLD" fact that we were wise.........Anywayz, it'z their problem, am in Ogun state now n am happy for what I've seen n heard so far...........Ekiti (my state) can go to hell for all I care. Bunch of hungry, lazy, free food seeking idiots!!!!

Funpeter:
bobo kan ti wan fi esun ipaniyan kan ni ooooo ati wipe oun ni eniti egbe umbrella fa ka le fun ijide gomina ni oyo oooo

Stop typing in yoruba sire! You really suck at it. Sorry sire!

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Optimistic.......