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Forum GamesRe: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by macgozy(m): 5:46pm On Feb 15, 2008
I am feeling hot in my underpants, I feel like having SEX and painting the whole room with my juice
EducationRe: Abu Zaria 2007/2008 Admission by macgozy(m): 5:25pm On Feb 15, 2008
EducationRe: Please All Nairalanders Come To My Rescue by macgozy(m): 5:11pm On Feb 15, 2008
We still awaits the outcome of the unpublished result for 07/08 academic year for the aforementioned institution. but i gathered this recently from a close source that the result will be out by end of this month (February 2008)

Lets keep our fingers crossed.

ciao
Romance101 Inexpensive Ways To Say “i Love You” by macgozy(op): 7:01pm On Feb 14, 2008
Hi all, here are some few tips on making your relationship a cynosure of all

1. Write your lover an original, romantic poem (no matter how bad or sappy it is!)
2. Give your lover a romantic massage
3. Take an evening to learn all about your lover’s hobby or unique interest
4. Prepare a romantic meal for your lover (even if you’re a lousy cook)
5. Rent a romantic movie to watch with your lover (An Affair to Remember and Casablanca are great!)
6. Make a list for your lover of your ten favorite romantic memories of the time you’ve spent together
7. Tell your lover how much you enjoy waking up to them in the morning as soon as you wake up
8. Buy flowers for your lover’s mother to thank her for bringing such a special person into the world
9. Wash the dishes by hand with your lover, even if you have a dishwasher
10. Bring your lover romantic flowers at least once a week
11. Take your lover to a free museum or art exhibit
12. Make a romantic picture frame for your lover with your favorite photo of you together
13. Brag to your friends or family about how much you adore your lover
14. Make dinner for your lover’s family to get to know them better
15. Offer to give your lover a haircut (but only if you know what you’re doing!)
16. Buy the sappiest, cheapest greeting card you can find and add your own special romantic message
17. Make giving your lover a hug your first priority when you get home from work
18. Tell your lover that your relationship is your number one priority
19. Ask your lover to teach you how to make their favorite meal
20. Take your lover to a romantic park to push them on a swing
21. Save the ticket stubs from every date you go on with your lover
22. Take your lover on a romantic ferris wheel ride
23. Clean your lover’s car for them
24. Write your lover a “101 reasons why I love you” list
25. Kiss your lover on the cheek every day
26. Make a scrapbook full of pictures showing your lover as a kid growing up and give it to them as a present
27. Buy your lover an inexpensive box of candy to share together (not just for Valentine’s Day!)
28. Build a romantic sandcastle together with your lover at the beach
29. Take your lover back to the place where you went on your first date together
30. Give your lover a romantic thank-you note for all of the happiness they bring you
31. Learn how to sew and surprise your lover by fixing a ripped article of clothing for them
32. Email or scribble down a snippet from a romantic poem for your lover
33. Whisper secret romantic words in your lover’s ear, even when you are alone together
34. Put together a romantic photo album of pictures of you and your lover
35. Put a smiling picture of your lover on your car’s dashboard
36. Take your lover on a romantic afternoon hike or walk
37. Have flowers delivered to your lover at home or work
38. Read romantic love poems to your lover and laugh together at how sappy it is
39. Try to knit your lover a horrible, romantic winter hat, sweater or gloves
40. Mail your lover a card or letter expressing your love, even if you live together
41. Put a gentle arm around your lover’s shoulders when walking together
42. Make your lover a romantic calendar with a different picture of you together for each month
43. Watch a romantic movie together and make a bowl of popcorn for you to share
44. Take your lover on a romantic drive in a rich part of town to look at houses together
45. Buy an inexpensive bottle of wine for you and your lover to share
46. Say “I’m proud of you” to your lover
47. Paint a picture for your lover, no matter how awful your painting skills
48. Write a letter to the editor of your local paper thanking your lover for everything they do for you
49. Breath on your lover’s hands to warm them when it’s cold outside
50. Make your lover a romantic CD of songs that are special to you
51. Pack a special, romantic picnic for your lover
52. Take your lover out to try one of your favorite hobbies or sports–or try theirs!
53. Tell your lover how much your first kiss or date meant to you
54. Use romantic text messages to send your lover love letters on their cell phone
55. Start a romantic blog for your lover with pictures and posts about your relationship
56. Express your love on a mirror or window by writing with a bar of soap (don’t worry, it washes off!)
57. Romantically kiss each of your lover’s fingertips, one after another
58. Learn how to play a song for your lover on a musical instrument, then surprise them with a romantic impromptu performance
59. Surprise your lover with lunch at work
60. Surprise your lover with romantic rose petals on the pillows at bedtime
61. Cut out small hearts from construction paper and leave them in places where your lover will find them
62. Email your lover to let them know you are thinking of them during the day
63. Plant flowers in your lover’s yard or in a windowsill planter
64. Draw a romantic, funny cartoon for your lover expressing your love (the worse the drawing the better!)
65. Learn how to give your lover an amateur manicure
66. Sing a romantic karaoke song for your lover the next time you go to a bar together
67. Have a romantic dinner waiting for your lover after work
68. Light romantic candles for your lover at dinner, bedtime or when sitting around
69. Learn how say “I love you” in a different language to surprise your lover
70. Send a romantic e-card to your lover’s email inbox
71. Shovel the driveway for your lover after a snowstorm
72. Surprise your lover by changing the oil in their car or rotating their tires
73. Ask your lover’s family about any special ideas for making them happier
74. Offer to paint your lover’s nails (if a woman) or to help him shave (if a man)
75. Bake your lover a cake and write a special romantic message in frosting
76. Play romantic music while eating together or spending time together
77. Cook for your lover in a way you’ve never tried before, like grilling outside
78. Ask your lover to dance with you to a romantic song while your are alone together
79. Take your lover for a romantic bike ride
80. Use creative romantic words other than “I love you” to tell your lover how you feel
81. Rake the yard or mow the lawn for your lover
82. Instead of store-bought flowers, make a romantic bouquet of wildflowers for your lover
83. Make your lover homemade candy instead of buying
84. Take turns reading to each other from a favorite novel or book
85. Buy a book of romantic art and ask your lover to look at it with you
86. Make a scrapbook of all the romantic notes and cards you’ve received from your lover
87. Take your lover sledding on a snow day (it’s not just for kids!)
88. Make plans with your lover for exciting and fun weekend dates for the rest of the month
89. Try an exciting new recreational activity with your lover that neither of you have done before
90. Call in sick to work on your anniversary every year just to spend romantic time with your lover
91. Find out your lover’s favorite drink and become a master at making it
92. Make a list with your lover of all the wonderful things you have in common
93. Go to the fair with your lover and win them a stuffed animal (whether you’re a man or a woman!)
94. Call your lover during the work day to tell them you were thinking of them
95. Put time and thought into making homemade jewelry for your lover (but don’t forget to buy the real stuff occasionally!)
96. Ask your lover for a picture of them to carry in your wallet or purse
97. Try baking a romantic batch of cookies or cupcakes for you lover
98. Sneak out to get ice cream to share with your lover
99. Take your lover to garage sales or flea markets to shop together for things you both enjoy
100. Play a competitive game with your lover, whether physical or non-physical, and don’t be afraid to lose
101. Make your own list of 101 new ways to be romantic with your lover
Romance101 Inexpensive Ways To Say “i Love You” by macgozy(op): 6:39pm On Feb 14, 2008
1. Write your lover an original, romantic poem (no matter how bad or sappy it is!)
2. Give your lover a romantic massage

3. Take an evening to learn all about your lover’s hobby or unique interest

4. Prepare a romantic meal for your lover (even if you’re a lousy cook)

5. Rent a romantic movie to watch with your lover (An Affair to Remember and Casablanca are great!)

6. Make a list for your lover of your ten favorite romantic memories of the time you’ve spent together

7. Tell your lover how much you enjoy waking up to them in the morning as soon as you wake up

8. Buy flowers for your lover’s mother to thank her for bringing such a special person into the world

9. Wash the dishes by hand with your lover, even if you have a dishwasher

10. Bring your lover romantic flowers at least once a week

11. Take your lover to a free museum or art exhibit

12. Make a romantic picture frame for your lover with your favorite photo of you together

13. Brag to your friends or family about how much you adore your lover

14. Make dinner for your lover’s family to get to know them better

15. Offer to give your lover a haircut (but only if you know what you’re doing!)

16. Buy the sappiest, cheapest greeting card you can find and add your own special romantic message

17. Make giving your lover a hug your first priority when you get home from work

18. Tell your lover that your relationship is your number one priority

19. Ask your lover to teach you how to make their favorite meal

20. Take your lover to a romantic park to push them on a swing

21. Save the ticket stubs from every date you go on with your lover

22. Take your lover on a romantic ferris wheel ride

23. Clean your lover’s car for them

24. Write your lover a “101 reasons why I love you” list

25. Kiss your lover on the cheek every day

26. Make a scrapbook full of pictures showing your lover as a kid growing up and give it to them as a present

27. Buy your lover an inexpensive box of candy to share together (not just for Valentine’s Day!)

28. Build a romantic sandcastle together with your lover at the beach

29. Take your lover back to the place where you went on your first date together

30. Give your lover a romantic thank-you note for all of the happiness they bring you

31. Learn how to sew and surprise your lover by fixing a ripped article of clothing for them

32. Email or scribble down a snippet from a romantic poem for your lover

33. Whisper secret romantic words in your lover’s ear, even when you are alone together

34. Put together a romantic photo album of pictures of you and your lover

35. Put a smiling picture of your lover on your car’s dashboard

36. Take your lover on a romantic afternoon hike or walk

37. Have flowers delivered to your lover at home or work

38. Read romantic love poems to your lover and laugh together at how sappy it is

39. Try to knit your lover a horrible, romantic winter hat, sweater or gloves

40. Mail your lover a card or letter expressing your love, even if you live together

41. Put a gentle arm around your lover’s shoulders when walking together

42. Make your lover a romantic calendar with a different picture of you together for each month

43. Watch a romantic movie together and make a bowl of popcorn for you to share

44. Take your lover on a romantic drive in a rich part of town to look at houses together

45. Buy an inexpensive bottle of wine for you and your lover to share

46. Say “I’m proud of you” to your lover

47. Paint a picture for your lover, no matter how awful your painting skills

48. Write a letter to the editor of your local paper thanking your lover for everything they do for you

49. Breath on your lover’s hands to warm them when it’s cold outside

50. Make your lover a romantic CD of songs that are special to you

51. Pack a special, romantic picnic for your lover

52. Take your lover out to try one of your favorite hobbies or sports–or try theirs!

53. Tell your lover how much your first kiss or date meant to you

54. Use romantic text messages to send your lover love letters on their cell phone

55. Start a romantic blog for your lover with pictures and posts about your relationship

56. Express your love on a mirror or window by writing with a bar of soap (don’t worry, it washes off!)

57. Romantically kiss each of your lover’s fingertips, one after another

58. Learn how to play a song for your lover on a musical instrument, then surprise them with a romantic impromptu performance

59. Surprise your lover with lunch at work

60. Surprise your lover with romantic rose petals on the pillows at bedtime

61. Cut out small hearts from construction paper and leave them in places where your lover will find them

62. Email your lover to let them know you are thinking of them during the day

63. Plant flowers in your lover’s yard or in a windowsill planter

64. Draw a romantic, funny cartoon for your lover expressing your love (the worse the drawing the better!)

65. Learn how to give your lover an amateur manicure

66. Sing a romantic karaoke song for your lover the next time you go to a bar together

67. Have a romantic dinner waiting for your lover after work

68. Light romantic candles for your lover at dinner, bedtime or when sitting around

69. Learn how say “I love you” in a different language to surprise your lover

70. Send a romantic e-card to your lover’s email inbox

71. Shovel the driveway for your lover after a snowstorm

72. Surprise your lover by changing the oil in their car or rotating their tires

73. Ask your lover’s family about any special ideas for making them happier

74. Offer to paint your lover’s nails (if a woman) or to help him shave (if a man)

75. Bake your lover a cake and write a special romantic message in frosting

76. Play romantic music while eating together or spending time together

77. Cook for your lover in a way you’ve never tried before, like grilling outside

78. Ask your lover to dance with you to a romantic song while your are alone together

79. Take your lover for a romantic bike ride

80. Use creative romantic words other than “I love you” to tell your lover how you feel

81. Rake the yard or mow the lawn for your lover

82. Instead of store-bought flowers, make a romantic bouquet of wildflowers for your lover

83. Make your lover homemade candy instead of buying

84. Take turns reading to each other from a favorite novel or book

85. Buy a book of romantic art and ask your lover to look at it with you

86. Make a scrapbook of all the romantic notes and cards you’ve received from your lover

87. Take your lover sledding on a snow day (it’s not just for kids!)

88. Make plans with your lover for exciting and fun weekend dates for the rest of the month

89. Try an exciting new recreational activity with your lover that neither of you have done before

90. Call in sick to work on your anniversary every year just to spend romantic time with your lover

91. Find out your lover’s favorite drink and become a master at making it

92. Make a list with your lover of all the wonderful things you have in common

93. Go to the fair with your lover and win them a stuffed animal (whether you’re a man or a woman!)

94. Call your lover during the work day to tell them you were thinking of them

95. Put time and thought into making homemade jewelry for your lover (but don’t forget to buy the real stuff occasionally!)

96. Ask your lover for a picture of them to carry in your wallet or purse

97. Try baking a romantic batch of cookies or cupcakes for you lover

98. Sneak out to get ice cream to share with your lover

99. Take your lover to garage sales or flea markets to shop together for things you both enjoy

100. Play a competitive game with your lover, whether physical or non-physical, and don’t be afraid to lose

101. Make your own list of 101 new ways to be romantic with your lover!
pensive Ways to Say “I Love You”
HealthAny Biochemist In Da House? by macgozy(op): 9:11am On Feb 14, 2008
Hi fellas,
Please any Biochemist in the house??

I will be going back for my HND and I need some advice on building a career in the above mentioned field. So I need help on types of books to buy, what and what to expect et al
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Ban Me Before Nairalanders Kill Me With Their Ninglish by macgozy(m): 3:06pm On Feb 08, 2008
rubbermaid or claymaid whatever you think you are or the level of education you've attained in life that does not in any way give you an edge over others. Some in this thread started from the government school and you can attest the level of decay/rot in our educational system. If you do understand the message conveyed then I've communicated.

Secondly, why don't you go yank off the eyes/mouth of Chinese,Japanese/Germans who don't speak english but the level of development in those countries is worth emulating.

it's a free world, there is freedom of expression, use of language et al.

Igbo kwenu!Igbo kwenu!!kwezu nu!!!! I dey hail all of us wey no fit go skool after all inglish no be our language
FamilyRe: Your Career Or Home: Which Comes First? by macgozy(m): 10:44am On Jan 31, 2008
The Home & Work goes hand - in - hand with each other if the party involved deem it fit. If your aunt's home is not in good order there is no way the management of the organisation is she is putting in everyything will promote her or commend her for a higher. Because to be a good manager of human resources in an organisation it requires that you manage your home credibly before any other thing.

So please do tell your aunt that the husband still remains the head and takes every decision for success in the home.
HealthRe: Help Please by macgozy(m): 5:53pm On Jan 29, 2008
Your friend is been trailed by an evil spirit called MARA and he will only be free if he seeks spiritual intervention

Thanks
CultureRe: Say Ur Native Names And Translate Them by macgozy(m): 5:35pm On Jan 29, 2008
Chukwuagoziem , God has blessed me (nice name)
CultureRe: Gwam! Gwam! Gwam! by macgozy(m): 5:14pm On Jan 29, 2008
Otu ibe ji zuru uwa onu bu Onwa
CultureRe: Gwam! Gwam! Gwam! by macgozy(m): 5:13pm On Jan 29, 2008
Otu ibe ji zuru uwa onu bu Onwa
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Test Men? by macgozy(m): 7:24pm On Jan 25, 2008
My girl which we've date for the past 2yrs & 8months told me the relationship was over and that she's in2 another cos she really want to settle down real fast.

Along the line we kept contact she called to tell me that we should get back 2geda and strike off from where we stopped and guess what she said, guess now, huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??


THAT SHE WAS ONLY TESTING ME

Can U Imagine??
RomanceRe: What Attracted You To Your Lover? by macgozy(m): 7:19pm On Jan 25, 2008
Words are really not enough to say what attracted me to my lover,

I would say her sense of maturity, understanding & above all she's such a lively person to be with
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Behaving Funny After Girlfriend Kissed An Ex by macgozy(m): 7:12pm On Jan 25, 2008
I would say that the guy is immature and still a toddler for ranting and what will make him want 2 pull down the roof??

What if she had sex with him??

He probably would have bursted in2 tiny bubbles
RomanceRe: Ladies Would This Make You Mad? by macgozy(m): 7:05pm On Jan 25, 2008
I think it's total disrespect to the feminine gender and disrespect for fiddling with her natural endowment when she is in d middle of something serious.
RomanceRe: What Do Women Want? by macgozy(m): 6:46pm On Jan 25, 2008
Human wants are insatiable, but on a very concrete note: Women wants exceeds that which a mere mortal son of ADAM could provide.

Mich hw U dey??
SportsRe: Ghana 2008 Match: Nigeria Vs Mali by macgozy(m): 5:43pm On Jan 24, 2008
Nigeria 2 - Mali 1

wish the chicken eagles luck
PoliticsRe: Igbinedion: Edo State Indigenes, "Shame On You"! by macgozy(m): 1:35pm On Jan 24, 2008
@ mailmal: No one is interested in reading your biography. Mich' was only trying to get back @ You if You so claim to be a 5L student, rubbish was the only english word in your dictinary? try to be civil my dear.

Igbinedion is and will continue to be regarded as an insensible person who alot of people stole the mandate to make him the executive guvnor to beta the lot of many but all he cud do was siphon funds allocated to the state. let all Nigerian rise up and say no to corruption so as to move this country forward.

thanks
EducationAhmadu Bello University Zaria 07/08 Admission List by macgozy(op): 1:14pm On Jan 24, 2008
What's the recent updates on Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria in respect to their 2007/2008 Admission. Please give me an update
TravelRe: Passengers Exchange Blows In Moving Airplane by macgozy(m): 11:33am On Jan 24, 2008
This shows the level of indiscipline in our society today where morals have long been thrown into the gabbage can. It should be a norm that b4 any passenger boards an airplane all electronic/electromagnetic gadgets should be turned off and if probably be enacted into the constitution.

The culprit should be made to pay a fine or remanded in prison custody to serve as a deterrant to other.

Gaskiya!!! ko ba haka ne??
RomanceRe: Which Is More Embarassing For Ladies? by macgozy(m): 11:45am On Jan 22, 2008
they are both embarassing most esp when there is nothing intimate btw the two parties involved.
PhonesWhat Is The Plan Of Federal Government On Network Failure? by macgozy(op): 11:10am On Jan 22, 2008
THE SPATE AT WHICH TELECOMM NETWORK PROVIDERS DISAPPOINT THEIR CUSTOMERS HERE IN NIGERIA IS VERY FRUSTRATING. PLEASE WHAT IS NCC & FEDERAL GOVERNMENT PLANNING TO CURB THIS MENACE
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Uba Traning School by macgozy(m): 10:53am On Jan 22, 2008
a friend once said that it depends solely on the location or region like training for fresher's from  North Region ended last week saturday in Kano (UBA training school Post Office Rd). A txt was sent to notify them
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Uba Traning School by macgozy(m): 10:52am On Jan 22, 2008
a friend once said that it depends solely on the location or region like training for fresher's from North Region ended last week saturday in Kano (UBA training school Post Office Rd). A txt was sent to notify them
FamilyRe: How Necessary Is Marriage? by macgozy(m): 5:12pm On Jan 21, 2008
Marriage is a sacred institution that needs 2 to make it work and seek the favour of God
NYSCRe: NYSC: Now Your Suffering Continues by macgozy(m): 1:31pm On Jan 18, 2008
I would want to counter your saying that NYSC means Now Your Struggle Continues why can we African's especially Nigerians be OPTIMISTIC for once in our life?? To coin it I'd say NYSC mean Now Your Success Continues it depends on your personality and faith towards a positive end. If it's really that rough can't U try and make it an intresting episode?? Life can't be a bed of roses we really have to make things work out there for all corp members since we all come from different background, beliefs, perseption and all that.

NOW YOUR SUCCESS CONTINUES IS THE NEW ACRONYM FOR NYSC
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Vacancy Vacancy Vacancy Vacancy by macgozy(m): 4:39pm On Jan 17, 2008
@ Kateflow, here is my CV 4 ur scrutiny. Live in the creeks in the Niger Delta Region, hijack planes, cars, swindle, defraud words are really inadequate. Latest on my achievements is the scam between Siemens and top niaja politician, pipeline blast e.t.c.

So can we kick it off from herehuhhuhhuhhuh shocked

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