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Celebrities / Re: “My Mother Used To Have Many Boyfriends" - Bobrisky (Video) by mach98(m): 12:58pm On Oct 07, 2019
Tekashi 6ix9ine, stop snitching. Smh, people these days undecided
Car Talk / Re: Driver Calls 911 While Going 100mph After His BMW X5's Throttle Gets Stuck by mach98(m): 10:10pm On Feb 21, 2018
He should thank his stars the road was good. Imagine that thing happening on Lagos-Ibadan expressway cry

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Crime / Re: Army Arrests Man For Impersonating A Navy Commodore by mach98(m): 4:18am On Feb 03, 2018
Jerrypolo:
Went for a whole commodore!!!!
Some people get mind undecided
Family / Re: Zimbabwean Man Catches His Wife & Her 'Uncle' In Bed, Attempts Suicide by mach98(m): 3:39pm On Jan 27, 2018
Booked....
Car Talk / Re: Wow! These Are The World’s Top 10 Fastest Cars by mach98(m): 8:22pm On Jan 20, 2018
We use the metric system here not imperial. How the hell am I supposed to know what 225mph to kph is? sad
Car Talk / Re: Next-gen 16gb GDDR6 RAM Chips For Graphics Cards !! by mach98(m): 8:17pm On Jan 20, 2018
Oga are you sure you're in the right section? undecided
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy And Asa Asika Loved Up On A Beach In South Africa by mach98(m): 4:47pm On Jan 18, 2018
Asa Asika sounds like a famous female actress. If you know, you know cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Klintoncod Celebrates Son, Noah Cod's 4th Birthday With Amazing Prayers by mach98(m): 2:41pm On Jan 12, 2018
Toyindiva:
oh sorry didn't see the name

good
Celebrities / Re: Klintoncod Celebrates Son, Noah Cod's 4th Birthday With Amazing Prayers by mach98(m): 5:58pm On Jan 11, 2018
Toyindiva:
i dnt know wat you mean though if it is a good compliment tankx anyways, if it is a bad one na you sabi

Arent you supposed to tell that to the guy who sent the compliment not me
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Use "Don't Put Your Eggs In One Basket" To Cheat? by mach98(m): 5:56pm On Jan 11, 2018
Female Solipsism at its height
Car Talk / Re: Watch BMW's Car-To-Car Refueling During M5 8Hr Drift Setting 2 New World Records by mach98(m): 7:33am On Jan 10, 2018
Innoson will soon attempt theirs grin

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Celebrities / Re: Klintoncod Celebrates Son, Noah Cod's 4th Birthday With Amazing Prayers by mach98(m): 12:28am On Jan 10, 2018
Toyindiva:
meaning??

Probably complimenting you
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu & Daughter, Imade Adeleke Step Out In Style For Davido's Concert by mach98(m): 7:53am On Dec 29, 2017
Taopheequat:
. is it your tittle or answering? If you want too do the neccesary. is it your tittle or answering? If you want too do the neccesary

I am not understanding this your mention undecided
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu & Daughter, Imade Adeleke Step Out In Style For Davido's Concert by mach98(m): 7:48am On Dec 29, 2017
Taopheequat:
. is it your tittle or answering? If you want too do the neccesary. is it your tittle or answering? If you want too do the neccesary

Sister, I am not understanding your reply undecided
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu & Daughter, Imade Adeleke Step Out In Style For Davido's Concert by mach98(m): 5:49pm On Dec 28, 2017
I just gbadun 2Baba's shiny head as usual grin
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Arrested By Police In Kogi & Weapons Recovered (Photos) by mach98(m): 9:11pm On Dec 27, 2017
NwaChibuzor419:
Kogi state is unarguably the deadliest state in Nigeria. Home to bandits, marauders, kidnappers and rapist. Its even reflected in their products lile Dino Melaye and co ad they seem not to change. Afterall, a wise man called Malcom once said To have once been a criminal is no disgrace. To remain a criminal is the disgrace.

Secondly, those kalahnikovs and uzis are still safe in the hands of those criminals than our law enforcement agencies.


Baba no Uzi there, just assault rifles
Jokes Etc / Re: Finally! The Reason For The Scarcity Of Fuel Revealed LOL by mach98(m): 12:03am On Dec 26, 2017
I just weak... shocked
Car Talk / Re: Ford Mustang 5.0 GT Vs Dodge Challenger SRT 6.1 Hemi - Who's Your Winner? by mach98(m): 8:34am On Dec 20, 2017
nurey:


Most percentage of the time, engine displacement doesnt matter, no be by V12 biturbo nah, what am saying is both cars get to 62mph in 4.5seconds, the dodge should even have an advantage with its 6.1L HEMI (Except all that na initial gra gra grin)

The bottom line is i dont care whether the ford has carbon fibre chasis, brembo brakes etc according to the data sheet, both engines would get to 100km/h @ same time and the challenger would start dusting the ford @ the 265mph mark. Its a straight line race, i expected no winner

You also have to consider the drivers too
Politics / Re: Buhari And Atiku Fans Wear Customized Tops (Photos) by mach98(m): 3:41pm On Dec 18, 2017
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Una don start again angry undecided
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Rocks Michael Jackson's Outfit To Xmas Party - Pictures by mach98(m): 2:03pm On Dec 18, 2017
Why the man come resemble Samuel L Jackson with his dressing grin

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Crime / Re: Ada Onyejike Ananaba Arrested For Enslaving 10 Year Old Girl by mach98(m): 10:12pm On Dec 07, 2017
Irony nla
Health / Re: Plus-Sized Yoga Instructor Shows Off Her Flexibility In Semi Nude Photos by mach98(m): 6:27pm On Dec 05, 2017
BabaIjebuXL:


There is nothing ugly about her, she is thick and sexy.

Oga there is a difference between thick and fat and this lady is just plain fat. No need to start denying the obvious
Business / Re: UBA Emerges First Nigerian Bank To Win African Bank Of The Year Award by mach98(m): 8:11am On Dec 01, 2017
UBA as in Upping Blood Pressure for Africans. That useless bank that can disappoint. Imagine someone transferring money to you and receiving it a week later. Shege! angry
Fashion / Re: Ladies, What Do You Think About Chokers? by mach98(m): 9:17pm On Nov 29, 2017
I love ladies wearing chokers. Brings out the dom in me wink
Celebrities / Re: Efe Looks Like Headies Award - Female Fan (Video, Photos) by mach98(m): 3:49pm On Nov 28, 2017
But why are people like this? Headies Award!

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Sports / Re: FIFA Ranking; Nigeria Fall Three Spots In Africa by mach98(m): 7:30pm On Nov 19, 2017
SmartchoiceNGR:
Who cares? After thrashing Argentina like an orphan... Making mincemeat of Cameroon.. And entering the world cup 2018 in a grand style... Fifa can go to blazes with their irrelevant ranking.

Guy your head dey there grin
Politics / Re: Are Fula People Superior To Other West Africa. by mach98(m): 8:43pm On Nov 10, 2017
Berber genes ko Barber jeans ni
Education / Re: OAU Student Set To Break 28 Year-old Record by mach98(m): 9:39am On Oct 23, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

How is that an achievement.

Graduating from Medicine at 28years?
Nonsense.
Enough of all these medicority


My cousin did her housemanship at 23.
And she graduated with distinction too....
No hype, no noise. Just silently challenging the norm.

This is what happens when people fail to read an article properly. They said she broke 28 year record not that she's 28 years old when she did it. Please read responsibly next time
Education / Re: BREAKING! UMYUK Lost A ‘beautiful’ Student To Snake Bite by mach98(m): 3:53am On Oct 18, 2017
Rid the world of the serpents!!! angry
Romance / Re: 'I Curved Him For 4 Years, Dated His Bestfriend & Brother. Had A Baby 4 His Cuz by mach98(m): 9:54pm On Oct 14, 2017
EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
cc - filani (come and see another blue pill beta male)

That guy is worse than a beta male. He's real omega level male cause no beta will try that
Family / Re: Is It Right For A Married Woman To Be a Close Friend With Single Guy? by mach98(m): 9:30am On Oct 01, 2017
Papiikush:
She'bout to cum on that dick.

Jumping around your bed going crazy for that dick.

Nigga if you moving, she out of state too for that dick grin

She will cry for that dick... Cuz you've got her thinking "God I am alive for that dick" grin


Those words reminded me of what Robert Freeman in The Boondocks told Tom concerning pretty boy Flizzy cheesy
Health / Re: Civil Servant Killed By Thunder In Oro, Kwara (Photos) by mach98(m): 1:22am On Sep 24, 2017
MISSCONGENIALITY:
my mum too narrowedly escaped being strucked by lightenening when she was a kid. She said when the rain was about to stop and she step out to move, lightening strucked and the tree caught fire and started burning.
She would always remind me of the story so that I will stay indoors during rain cos it was fun playing in the rain as a child

Just imagine ordinary shock from socket compared to a billion joules from lightning. Its enough to warrant staying indoors

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