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YOU ARE SUCH A BIG LIAR. IT HAPPENED TO A GIRL CALLED STEPHANIE. IT IS A BB SCREENSHOT THAT HAS BEEN GOING ROUND. I HAVE. IT AS MY DP. [color=#000099]

lol. Girl u wicked o

dabrake: Just like one who was chatting and smiling while I was talking only for her to pop up with the question while still facing her bb: can you please come again? I acted as though I wanted to ease myself, went to pay for my meal and I left her there stylishly to pay for hers.. About 80mins later, I got a 4-page sms from her . . .

Correct Guy! Typical of wat I'll do if I were in ur shoes.

k10: what about private universities, is there any cut-off ?

their cut-off is scoring not less than 4million in J.A.M.B (Joint Admissions via Money Board)

mattaz: U get luck say u no get lyk my papa by nw ur teeth 4 don pull!!!

hehehehehe. D guy vex 4 me shaa. Since then i no dey do april fool for my house again.

Where is seun ooooo. U beta explain dis thread b4 u go lose ur customers finish. I just noticed dat d recent posts tokin bout u being so selfish for changing d theme just because it affected ur eyes were made after u must hav changed d April fool theme back to dis one. So many of dem who must hav logged in after u changed bak to dis theme didnt c d blue background theme, therefore they think d theme u said u changed because of eye problem is d old NL-1 theme! Wat I'm sayin is dey think u changed from d old NL-1 theme to dis present one just because it affected ur eyes and not minding wat d site users wuld think or want. Beta explain ursef.

[quote author=high-chief]Mine was during my university days, told my room mate on the 31 march night that a guy owing him about 15k came looking for him ready to pay, that he should come very early in the morning for the money, as early as 6am I rushed to his girl friend's house after he has gone to collect the money and told her that the police and SS guys came to carry her man for some runs like that, the poor girl jumped out with only her night wear I had to remind her to pick her wrapper, I then told her to go and call our other friends living close by to come and assist us with the bail, she ran off and woke about four of our guys and also called her cousin sis they all gathered in front of our house meanwhile I called my roomate on his cell screaming "ol boy your babe oooo see blood every where just dey come" he turned around took a drop and rushed back to the house, all this time a reasonble crowed has gathered in front of my house every one of them visible worried, as for me I just pretented to be making contacts with the police , suddenly the vihecle carrying my roommate stopped in front of the house, he rushed out running towards his girl, she embraced him and started crying ,he also had tears in his eye asking her what happened, every body was talking all at once when a shouted APRIL FOOL! Oo boy see blows , they chased me down the street if it was not my area people would have thouhgt I was a common theif, I had to keep shouting as I was running for cover.. Boy it so funny[/quote]hahahahaha, guy u bad! This one na 2-in-1.

timpaker: mine was a day when my 6months old girlfriend told me she's a month pregnant, even when i knew i've not done anything explicit ( just d usual kizzing and carezzing) with her. High blood pressure almost killed me for that long 20mins, she got me thinking 'how manage'? She just stood there face down, while deep thought envoloped me. I finally resorted to been a father after considering a name for the baby. Untill she told me it was april fool and started laughing.
I finally broke up with her for playing with my emotions 2days later.

Seriously?? U broke up just because of dat?? Na wa oo.

ochuko eja: I can never forget wat I did to my roommate 2 years back, I went to a lab to get a report sheet, filled it like I did a blood test n was 2 months pregnant. I left it on d table wit a suicide note dat I could not bear d shame to my parents so I was goin to kill myself. When she called me I was cryin dat I'm about to jump a bridge. Well I dint sleep in d room for a week nd she dint talk to me for a month. Buh till tomoro dat prank is a classic cos I had d whole hostel searchin

Lol. Wicked

baconline: 5 years ago ,i told my boss that d office had burnt down,he shouted,cut d phone and called d other directors and MD.got into his car and started racing to d office.i called him back a few minutes later not knowing d magnitude of blood pressure i had raised up.almost got a query for it

U were lucky.

[quote author=life_style]And what did you aunty say when she discovered it was April fool ?[/quote]lol. She warned me seriously, saying dat I almost gave her HBP. Dat i shuldnt try such thing with her again.

Raxxye: Oga, so u spend an average of 30mins, then off u go to bank to collect the proceeds from Nairaland, while dedicated guys and ladies stay on for hours, helping out, answering questions and making the site rich and interesting. Yet u don‘t care about their opinions. I don‘t know how to describe u, man. U simply....

Well, I dont want 2 biliv he actually spends dat amount of time on his site. Mayb dat ws just just a lie to make d April fool joke believable or add salt to it.

Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place:

Me: Aunty good morning

My Aunty: good mornin

Me: Aunty I'v been tryin to reach my Mum n Dad since ystday all to no avail. Rite now I am @d EFCC office in Trans-amadi PH where I am being held for money laundry.

My Aunty: What! Jesus! Are u ok? What happened?

Me: I was @ d bank ystday to withdraw money dat my dad snt me d previous day, d cashier on chekin my account balance screamed, I asked him wat d problem was but he didnt say anything to me, he just asked me to wait, then he left and came bak with d branch manager som minutes later. The manager called me into his office and asked me wat I do for a living, I told him dat I ws a student. He then asked me wat 20Billion naira ws doin in my account. Since i sincerely knew nth bout d money I told him dat I had no idea how d money got there.

My Aunty: Jesus! Jesus!

Me: After a while they allowed me to withdraw d 3k I came for and as I was bout leaving d bank premises, a white bus arrived, with police men escorting d bus, I ws asked to enter d bus. I asked wat d matter ws, without anoda word they pushed me inside d bus and took me straight to EFCC office @trans-amadi.

My Aunty: (Panicking) Jesus! Jesus! So wat r dey saying now?

Me: They said they would transfer me to their headquarters in Abuja 2moro. Just help me and see if u can reach my dad or my mum, and hlp me convey d msg.

My Aunty: (Still in shock and panicking seriously) Ok Ok I will, chai! Wat sort of rubbish is dis now(almost crying now).

Me: Aunty dont worry evrything will b alrite, they said my time is up. Bye.

After a while my dad called me with serious vexing. He already knew wat I ws of capable of doin on April fool day,as he had once alredy been my victim. Lol

Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place:

Me: Aunty good morning

My Aunty: good mornin

Me: Aunty I'v been tryin to reach my Mum n Dad since ystday all to no avail. Rite now I am @d EFCC office in Trans-amadi PH where I am being held for money laundry.

My Aunty: What! Jesus! Are u ok? What happened?

Me: I was @ d bank ystday to withdraw money dat my dad snt me d previous day, d cashier on chekin my account balance screamed, I asked him wat d problem was but he didnt say anything to me, he just asked me to wait, then he left and came bak with d branch manager som minutes later. The manager called me into his office and asked me wat I do for a living, I told him dat I ws a student. He then asked me wat 20Billion naira ws doin in my account. Since i sincerely knew nth bout d money I told him dat I had no idea how d money got there.

My Aunty: Jesus! Jesus!

Me: After a while they allowed me to withdraw d 3k I came for and as I was bout leaving d bank premises, a white bus arrived, with police men escorting d bus, I ws asked to enter d bus. I asked wat d matter ws, without anoda word they pushed me inside d bus and took me straight to EFCC office @trans-amadi.

My Aunty: (Panicking) Jesus! Jesus! So wat r dey saying now?

Me: They said they would transfer me to their headquarters in Abuja 2moro. Just help me and see if u can reach my dad or my mum, and hlp me convey d msg.

My Aunty: (Still in shock and panicking seriously) Ok Ok I will, chai! Wat sort of rubbish is dis now(almost crying now).

Me: Aunty dont worry evrything will b alrite, they said my time is up. Bye.

After a while my dad called me with serious vexing. He already knew wat I ws of capable of doin on April fool day,as he had once alredy been my victim. Lol

A.P.R.I.L F.O.O.L!

U suppose knw say na April Fool naa.

Som ppl too dey take things serious oo! Immediately I clicked on NL bookmark n saw d theme I knew twas A.P.R.I.L F.O.O.L!

[quote author=Engr. Chris]Why is that his case of racism have not been settled england FA went and give him a player manager while not them coach of England team, if is Suarez they will give 8 match band without looking back. That shows England FA racism fight are not real, it only work against foriegners. If not they could have not delay his judgement, no even talk about the time he betray his teammate by taking bridge ex girl friend.[/quote]hahahahahahahahaha, so ppl can really b dis gullible? Upon say dey don tell u say na April fool u still dey ginger like dis? Chai!

Som ppl too dey take things serious oo! Immediately I clicked on NL bookmark n saw d theme I knew twas APRIL FOOL!

A huge loss for Villa.

I am amazed @ how ppl go off pointing accusing fingers immediately. I hv just one question- Do u think d Lagosian traders, or pharmacists or watever, dat go to onitsha n Aba to buy d drugs dont know they r sub-standard? Its evrybody's fault n not just d manufacturers.

Wow! And i thought they were joking.

nijanigga: Stupid people.Many of you don't know that they carry juju on thier bodies,no better ways to hide them than to wear those african clothes.
There is nothing wrong with adoring yourself in african attaire,but atleast once in a while try English men dress too.We tend to give more time to wearing clothes,than working for our people.

Are u serious? So y shuld they try English men dress once in a while?? Do d English men try ours once a while? Please b serious!

I dont think they r telling us d full story, sth must b missing somwhere. Its either dis ws a suicide, murder, or d man was blind!

crusifis: i did my nysc at akwaibom, ikotekpene to be precise. yes, he is building very good roads, but for no reason, u will see a good road leading to no where, no houses, schools or anythinh, but road go just dey, make e be say e dey. i think roads should be built where they have economic value, the same way peter obi is doing

Hahaha. Guy u wicked o. "Road leading to nowhere"

MeGaStReEt: Andrea Stramaccioni the fifth coach since Mou' left. And I think RDM is the 6th Chelsea coach since Mou' left too... That guy must possess special powers

True Talk! He leaves a big big pair of shoes dat no ones feet can fit in.lol

lilkech: We go 2 church 2 worship and praise God.

The only gadgets allowed are supposed to be musical based

lets not allow the western world lead us into blind sin

I dont even know wat to say. Now Its right to use musical instruments but not E-bible?(Hypocritical). So d musical instruments were sent to us from heaven by God right? Not 4rm d western world right? Hmm, do u knw there was a time dat using musical instruments in d church were perceived as sin too??

senben: Using Ur fone bible during de service may not be a sin but it could be a source of distraction because calls,text or chats could make U lose focus in de process of the service...

u can always switch to Offline mode!

oiseworld: so what next afta knowing

So I'll stab d pesn,hehehehehe. Just kidding. But seriously dats a huge misrepresentation! Someone dat saw d title but didnt hv time to read d article will probably go bout spreading falsehood.

ZUBY77: so you are saying that c3 is such a bad phone?

I'm not saying it is a bad fone, when compared to other phones in its league it might b fairly good, but goin by d title of the thread,plus d OP mentioning his budget range, I really dont c any reason y C3 shuld b mentioned here.

Please I'd like to know hu titled dis thread

Dem neva tok d truth. Dis sounds more like arson to me.