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ollah1: @foxybrown. Am sure your boss isn't on NL and if he is, am sure he doesn't know your handle else....

Even if his boss doesnt knw his username, on seeing d post he shuld knw dat it is all bout him. Unless he is dumber dan we all thought! IMO, d poster is taking a very huge risk with dis post. He culd hav put his jab on d line with dis.

Seems to me those shoutin racism dont even know half d players in dat list, cos if they did they would notice d 6 black players alredy there and 1 on stand-by.

Lord help me, d doc dat ws interviewed said 'we r hopin dat by nxt week THINGS WILL PICK UP' Put in other words: "we r hopin dat by nxt week MORE LAGOSIANS WILL FALL SICK" Na wa ooo.

emmy11: guyz.............. Its called sturtaring nt stammering

See dis olodo wey dey feel like James Bond. Guy when dem change am from 'Stuttering' to 'Sturtaring' naa?

so so proud to b a chelsea fan rite now.

pistol: A young man in his prime.
R.i.p.

Fifa should do something about all these sudden deaths.

T.B joshua see wetin u don cause,seeing death everywhere...

Abeg bros how dis one take concern TB Joshua naa?

oloriooko: 1. Friends
2. Becker
3. Just shoot me
4. Frasier

yeah Friends is another hilarious sitcom.

@Charles: pls where can I download d 'Martin' show? I'v seen d Fresh prince

I'v seen 30rock, its good too, but I'v not seen d others, mayb I'll try and see dem too.

Well, I love sitcoms. I always thought 'Two and a Half Men' was the best TV comedy series until I saw 'Modern Family'. 'Modern Family' make me laugh out hard while watching every one of its episodes that by now my Neighbours must think I'm crazy. Its just Legen...WAIT FOR IT.....

Here is a list of my top three:

1. Modern Family.

2. Two and a Half Men.

3. How I Met Your Mother.

Please you can drop urs. Thanks.

Mrs.Chima:
LMAO@men not liking women with make up and weaves.


Uhmm. Why don't people keep it real? Beyonce is known for wearing DEAD PEOPLE'S hair and caked on make up...ALMOST every man on this SITE dreamed of being with Beyonce BUT YET preached about loving a natural looking woman?


Pretentious mofos.

Thank God u said it ursef: "Almost...." which means "not all", and it never occured to u dat mayb those dat said dey dnt like make-ups n artificial hair r NOT in ur "ALMOST" Category.

Na wa ooo, I thought d title of d thread ws "What Was The Longest Distance You Have Driven With A Car?" and not "What Was The Longest Distance You Have Driven AND WITH WHICH Car?"
Some ppl just like showing off unnecessarily.

Capt.Barbosa:
I go with 2 and 9. That was the reason I married my wife, after telling her those secrets, she abide by them and we got married within 3 months of meeting each other.

You took dat out off my mouth! I detest heavy make-up, and love women more in their natural(and unkempt) hair.

Stella Damasus

From Waterside (Ogbor-Hill) to Azikiwe Rd. Very long distance, took like 26hrs.

dalaman: I will burn it.

then I'll burn u!

yuzedo: 1. SCREAM!!!
2. Faint. .
3. Wake Up. .
4. Dance galala (na.ked)
5. Use N29.9m to buy chicken, turkey goat-meat, snail, duck-meat, pepper-soup, nkwobi, ram suya, tozo, etc. .
6. Use the remaining N100,000 to play Baba Ijebu Lotto to win another N30m. .
7. Repeat Steps 1 - 6!

hehehehehehe, u no serious.

NEROSKY: 10 million will be invested in any business of my choice,1.5m 4 education 4.5 for my family(though some kinda frnd maybe included) then 10million will be 4 land nd properties,(includin some kinda material things like laptop nd phone,)4 million will be 4 orphanage...God help to get this,i must spend it prudently..,.

Nna, c as u analyse d thing like say u don alredy get d money.lol

I will buy many many cartons of Bubblegum for RDM, if he wins d UCL for Chelsea.

munaco: to machini atleast u understand wetin the guy they say. yeye man like u. Ur name bi like who dey machine woman and just to impress am say i sabi english. go tell shina peter

com guy (abi girl), no buy beef wey no concern u oo. First of all, I no dey claim say I sabi english. Second of all, strangerf's post was clearly an attack on Nigerians which is not even reasonable, cos I know we r not dumb to the extent of not knowin hw to operate an ATM. Its either He/She is not a Nigerian, or he/she is a Nigerian not staying in Nigeria.

strangerf: Incompetent banks, incompetent costumers. They cant even operate an ordinary ATM. Giant of Africa indeed!

Hmmm, never knew 'Customers' is now being spelt as 'Costumers',plz when did they change it? abi na ppl wey dey use costume u dey refer to?

Nope. & I pray God never.

When I saw "No Data Limits", I thought it ws goin to b sth like- subscribe with #1000/#2000/#3000 n browse for a month! Dis offer still has limits, infact plenty plenty limits.

Well, if I had a gun to my Head, I'll choose type number 4.

Ndjones: u withdrew ur mum 200k yesterday being saturday, and deposit it 2day being Sunday. Hmmmm so banks now operate on Sundays. I never knew o

I dont think he used d word- DEPOSITED. Read his post very well.

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YOU ARE SUCH A BIG LIAR. IT HAPPENED TO A GIRL CALLED STEPHANIE. IT IS A BB SCREENSHOT THAT HAS BEEN GOING ROUND. I HAVE. IT AS MY DP. [color=#000099]

lol. Girl u wicked o

dabrake: Just like one who was chatting and smiling while I was talking only for her to pop up with the question while still facing her bb: can you please come again? I acted as though I wanted to ease myself, went to pay for my meal and I left her there stylishly to pay for hers.. About 80mins later, I got a 4-page sms from her . . .

Correct Guy! Typical of wat I'll do if I were in ur shoes.

k10: what about private universities, is there any cut-off ?

their cut-off is scoring not less than 4million in J.A.M.B (Joint Admissions via Money Board)

mattaz: U get luck say u no get lyk my papa by nw ur teeth 4 don pull!!!

hehehehehe. D guy vex 4 me shaa. Since then i no dey do april fool for my house again.

Where is seun ooooo. U beta explain dis thread b4 u go lose ur customers finish. I just noticed dat d recent posts tokin bout u being so selfish for changing d theme just because it affected ur eyes were made after u must hav changed d April fool theme back to dis one. So many of dem who must hav logged in after u changed bak to dis theme didnt c d blue background theme, therefore they think d theme u said u changed because of eye problem is d old NL-1 theme! Wat I'm sayin is dey think u changed from d old NL-1 theme to dis present one just because it affected ur eyes and not minding wat d site users wuld think or want. Beta explain ursef.

high-chief:
Mine was during my university days, told my room mate on the 31 march night that a guy owing him about 15k came looking for him ready to pay, that he should come very early in the morning for the money, as early as 6am I rushed to his girl friend's house after he has gone to collect the money and told her that the police and SS guys came to carry her man for some runs like that, the poor girl jumped out with only her night wear I had to remind her to pick her wrapper, I then told her to go and call our other friends living close by to come and assist us with the bail, she ran off and woke about four of our guys and also called her cousin sis they all gathered in front of our house meanwhile I called my roomate on his cell screaming "ol boy your babe oooo see blood every where just dey come" he turned around took a drop and rushed back to the house, all this time a reasonble crowed has gathered in front of my house every one of them visible worried, as for me I just pretented to be making contacts with the police , suddenly the vihecle carrying my roommate stopped in front of the house, he rushed out running towards his girl, she embraced him and started crying ,he also had tears in his eye asking her what happened, every body was talking all at once when a shouted APRIL FOOL! Oo boy see blows , they chased me down the street if it was not my area people would have thouhgt I was a common theif, I had to keep shouting as I was running for cover.. Boy it so funny

hahahahaha, guy u bad! This one na 2-in-1.

timpaker: mine was a day when my 6months old girlfriend told me she's a month pregnant, even when i knew i've not done anything explicit ( just d usual kizzing and carezzing) with her. High blood pressure almost killed me for that long 20mins, she got me thinking 'how manage'? She just stood there face down, while deep thought envoloped me. I finally resorted to been a father after considering a name for the baby. Untill she told me it was april fool and started laughing.
I finally broke up with her for playing with my emotions 2days later.

Seriously?? U broke up just because of dat?? Na wa oo.