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*Donnie McClurkin - Only you are Holy

*Casting Crowns - And now my life song sings (I can play dis song all day long!)

*Donnie McClurkin - I will sing

*Darwin Hobbs - In Humble Adoration

*CFNI - Without You.(Lavish album)

@those complaining, just so u know, d NPL has a set of laid down rules guiding it. If a club fails to honour 2 consecutive games, they shal b expelled, and the results of their games, both played and unplayed, shall b canceled! Is it that difficult to understand?? They didnt make d rule ystday just to award d title to Pillars.

comechop: Quite amazing how daft we nigerians can be at times.

Go read up on some chelsea forums and check out the guy's worth to the chelsea team. He performs his duties excellently as a holding midfielder. Thats his job. Yes he occasionally goes forward and one can see that he has quite the excellent passing IQ going forward, but he choses to remain back because that is he duty. Who is going to give the defenders support when frankie lampard is ALWAYS running to the box everytime chelsea has the ball?

Haters will hate sha o - thats what we do best in Nigeria. He's accomplished more and earns more than most of you that are bashing him.

seriously? Earns more than most of dem? They born dem well make any of dem dey earn more dan mikel. The last time I checked Mikel earns £80,000 WEEKLY!!!

Nice tips.

oluchikeh: i really dont know how much ZIB currently paysbut i am with DB and can authoritatively give u the figures for an entry level staff
Gross per annum used to be N2.796m broken down into

Mnthly = N75k
quaterly = N244k
rent advance at the beginnng of the year = N240k

this has now been increased to
monthly 103
quaterly above 300
the rent advance and leave has also been reveiwed, i dont have the exact figures i really dont know

check ur figures properly, cos u cant get 2.796mill from d breakdown u gave.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Is that a football or a soccer ball?[/quote]So u think america is where the world ends right? FYI, there are 195 other countries, and they can call it whatever they like.

aglomar: if 4 example i need light during mid9t, na 2 wake up bgin play ball. gr8 invention sha.

U could always bounce the ball instead. I even think it wil b beta than kicking it around.

ZUBY77: One problem with Chelsea fans here is that each time you critisize their team, they curse and rant and curse like 8 graders. No wonder most of their fans are Okada riders and barrow pushers who only hear about their beloved team from from Arsenal and Man U fans.

After u will accuse som white ppl of being racists. We dont discriminate dude, we accept all color and profession.

ollah1: @foxybrown. Am sure your boss isn't on NL and if he is, am sure he doesn't know your handle else....

Even if his boss doesnt knw his username, on seeing d post he shuld knw dat it is all bout him. Unless he is dumber dan we all thought! IMO, d poster is taking a very huge risk with dis post. He culd hav put his jab on d line with dis.

Seems to me those shoutin racism dont even know half d players in dat list, cos if they did they would notice d 6 black players alredy there and 1 on stand-by.

Lord help me, d doc dat ws interviewed said 'we r hopin dat by nxt week THINGS WILL PICK UP' Put in other words: "we r hopin dat by nxt week MORE LAGOSIANS WILL FALL SICK" Na wa ooo.

emmy11: guyz.............. Its called sturtaring nt stammering

See dis olodo wey dey feel like James Bond. Guy when dem change am from 'Stuttering' to 'Sturtaring' naa?

so so proud to b a chelsea fan rite now.

pistol: A young man in his prime.
R.i.p.

Fifa should do something about all these sudden deaths.

T.B joshua see wetin u don cause,seeing death everywhere...

Abeg bros how dis one take concern TB Joshua naa?

oloriooko: 1. Friends
2. Becker
3. Just shoot me
4. Frasier

yeah Friends is another hilarious sitcom.

@Charles: pls where can I download d 'Martin' show? I'v seen d Fresh prince

I'v seen 30rock, its good too, but I'v not seen d others, mayb I'll try and see dem too.

Well, I love sitcoms. I always thought 'Two and a Half Men' was the best TV comedy series until I saw 'Modern Family'. 'Modern Family' make me laugh out hard while watching every one of its episodes that by now my Neighbours must think I'm crazy. Its just Legen...WAIT FOR IT.....

Here is a list of my top three:

1. Modern Family.

2. Two and a Half Men.

3. How I Met Your Mother.

Please you can drop urs. Thanks.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]LMAO@men not liking women with make up and weaves.


Uhmm. Why don't people keep it real? Beyonce is known for wearing DEAD PEOPLE'S hair and caked on make up...ALMOST every man on this SITE dreamed of being with Beyonce BUT YET preached about loving a natural looking woman?


Pretentious mofos.[/quote]Thank God u said it ursef: "Almost...." which means "not all", and it never occured to u dat mayb those dat said dey dnt like make-ups n artificial hair r NOT in ur "ALMOST" Category.

Na wa ooo, I thought d title of d thread ws "What Was The Longest Distance You Have Driven With A Car?" and not "What Was The Longest Distance You Have Driven AND WITH WHICH Car?"
Some ppl just like showing off unnecessarily.

[quote author=Capt.Barbosa]I go with 2 and 9. That was the reason I married my wife, after telling her those secrets, she abide by them and we got married within 3 months of meeting each other.[/quote]You took dat out off my mouth! I detest heavy make-up, and love women more in their natural(and unkempt) hair.

Stella Damasus

From Waterside (Ogbor-Hill) to Azikiwe Rd. Very long distance, took like 26hrs.

dalaman: I will burn it.

then I'll burn u!

yuzedo: 1. SCREAM!!!
2. Faint. .
3. Wake Up. .
4. Dance galala (na.ked)
5. Use N29.9m to buy chicken, turkey goat-meat, snail, duck-meat, pepper-soup, nkwobi, ram suya, tozo, etc. .
6. Use the remaining N100,000 to play Baba Ijebu Lotto to win another N30m. .
7. Repeat Steps 1 - 6!

hehehehehehe, u no serious.

NEROSKY: 10 million will be invested in any business of my choice,1.5m 4 education 4.5 for my family(though some kinda frnd maybe included) then 10million will be 4 land nd properties,(includin some kinda material things like laptop nd phone,)4 million will be 4 orphanage...God help to get this,i must spend it prudently..,.

Nna, c as u analyse d thing like say u don alredy get d money.lol

I will buy many many cartons of Bubblegum for RDM, if he wins d UCL for Chelsea.

munaco: to machini atleast u understand wetin the guy they say. yeye man like u. Ur name bi like who dey machine woman and just to impress am say i sabi english. go tell shina peter

com guy (abi girl), no buy beef wey no concern u oo. First of all, I no dey claim say I sabi english. Second of all, strangerf's post was clearly an attack on Nigerians which is not even reasonable, cos I know we r not dumb to the extent of not knowin hw to operate an ATM. Its either He/She is not a Nigerian, or he/she is a Nigerian not staying in Nigeria.

strangerf: Incompetent banks, incompetent costumers. They cant even operate an ordinary ATM. Giant of Africa indeed!

Hmmm, never knew 'Customers' is now being spelt as 'Costumers',plz when did they change it? abi na ppl wey dey use costume u dey refer to?

Nope. & I pray God never.

When I saw "No Data Limits", I thought it ws goin to b sth like- subscribe with #1000/#2000/#3000 n browse for a month! Dis offer still has limits, infact plenty plenty limits.

Well, if I had a gun to my Head, I'll choose type number 4.