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shoms231:
Baba, just take heart and take the 'borehole' as fate

Truths22:
Oga u be virgin? Or you think say to be virgin easy?

Darkseid:
The first time I had sleep paralysis, I thought I had gone to the great beyond. I could swear that I heard demons discussing my matter, it was scary as fvck.
These days, anytime I experience sleep paralysis, I'll just relax and wait for it to end.

hotwax:
Recently, I have been seeing topic on how Doga is evil, detrimental to health and immoral e.t.c.
Do not see my post as counter thread but reality and experience of a Vaseline crew member.

This act has saved me embarrassment and imprisonment times without numbers.

1. Let me start from today. I masturbated while at work today around 12:00’oclock. My GF has been out of town to school for the past 3 months and I have been feeling like pounding a girl.

There is this beautiful married lady working as Admin staff in my office. We share the same office room. She is so cute with big boobs and back..She put on a cleavage bearing jacket today. Anytime I see those pawpaws, I feel like pouncing on her. I was so close raping her today because there was no way I could have approached a married woman for sex. Even if she agrees, it’s a no no to me. I saved myself embarrassment.

What did I do? I just went to the toilet and Jack off. Now I am feeling cool and concentrated. She is even with me now as I speak…those pawpaws are meaningless to me now. I saved myself from embarrasement

2. Sometimes ago, this girl agreed to visit me, despite chatting dirty on whatsap for months, she didn’t allow me penetrate her. I tried all I could but made sure not to rape her. She closed her legs. It came to a point when she told me she was gonna shout. I had no choice. I left her, went to my rest room and jack off. She was surprized my dick went down..I stopped disturbing her. I could have raped a girl. I saved myself from drama and negative publicity.

3. Early this year, I was so sexually pressed that I made arrangement with a Unilag runs girl and agreed to pay her 20k. 1 hour to her coming to my apartment, my senses just came back. I said to myself, so I am going to waste my 20k just to pump out sperm? I just switched of my phone so she wont be able to reach me. I put on my laptop, connected it to internet..connected my browser to a goodie site with my body lotion and jack all day. I saved 20k

MrBrownJay1:
just be yourself and
DONT do what you are not willing/prepare to do (just to be on the babe good side)
DONT try to impress her with money or any BS

UDbester:
DOs: make sure you go out with plenty money
DONTs: frolicking: remove every idea of it from your freaking brain

sisisioge:


Biko don't beat her. Just collect your phone back ni or break the screen mistakenly.

sisisioge:


Biko don't beat her. Just collect your phone back ni or break the screen mistakenly.

Innobee99:
Guyz, pls I knw this might sound nasty but I just need ur candid opinion if paying my ex back this way will be good.

To cut the long story short, I met this lady 2015 and everything was going on smoothly until it turned out sour. Before I asked her out, I asked if she was in any relationship but she said no and that gave me a go ahead cuz I hate sharing my lady with any one. I always try my best financially to assist any lady am dating.

WHERE THE PROBLEM BEGAN!

Last year, I told her about the Nigeria Navy form and was happy and told me to apply for her which I did. But few days later she came with some credentials of a guy which she claimed was her cousin brother that I should help him apply too. At first I was suspicious of the whole play but still applied for the guy.

Two weeks later, I got to knw that the said guy was her boyfriend. I was damn mad but she denied and told me I like suspecting her.
Cuz of the love I had for her I let go of the past and we continued. Last year I bought Jamb form for her and she later ended up in one Poly here. Before she went, I bought Her a new phone, paid part of her bills and 10k for some stuffs. When she got to school, her attitude changed she started sending me unsolicited text messages like I fink I make her break up with her boyfriend? That she just played me. I later got a text from the said guy that he was using his babe as bait to get money from whenever they are broke.

I was mad. Haven't been myself all this while and find it difficult to luv any lady at the moment.
I resulted in begging her to tell her am sorry for everything but my plan is to lure her here to my place give her the beating of her life and get my phone back. That's what I can do to make me happy.

Do you think I am right or should let go?
Your advice pls cuz she's coming tomorrow evening.....Thanks

Mariinee:
With your psychologically imbalanced self, just don't wake and stab the poor girl to death one day. I wonder what girl would hang out with a mentally-challenged fellow gan? Smh.

Mariinee:
With your psychologically imbalanced self, just don't wake and stab the poor girl to death one day. I wonder what girl would hang out with a mentally-challenged fellow gan? Smh.

IamD18:
If this news is legit, then Cee-c deserves some accolades.

What she saw when seated, Alex couldn't see it while standing.

Moral lesson; Don't ever come between two partners who v'got bond to share, rather try your possible best to bring them together.

Immoral lesson; When a man is dating a lady he isn't inlove with, he should make sure he utilizes his opportunity to scatters her anus, kpekus and boobs. While the lady should make sure she digs and chop him till he goes dry.


Ikpu Alex biara board, but ikpu Cee-c ekweghi abia board Tobi chena oga justu racha ikpu Cee-c like dat

Cee-c hearing/reading this news will be like......

IamD18:
If this news is legit, then Cee-c deserves some accolades.

What she saw when seated, Alex couldn't see it while standing.

Moral lesson; Don't ever come between two partners who v'got bond to share, rather try your possible best to bring them together.

Immoral lesson; When a man is dating a lady he isn't inlove with, he should make sure he utilizes his opportunity to scatters her anus, kpekus and boobs. While the lady should make sure she digs and chop him till he goes dry.


Ikpu Alex biara board, but ikpu Cee-c ekweghi abia board Tobi chena oga justu racha ikpu Cee-c like dat

Cee-c hearing/reading this news will be like......

tgmservice:
all girls i have been with always claim they have once been raped

YOUNGELDER1:
Yes she can have psychological traumas from her past .
I had an ex who’ve been into similar situation not only does she get dry in the middle of Love making sometimes she just get scared.

Here’s what i did
make her feel relaxed,don’t be too eager to penetrate & don’t be too hard and rough with her.
And lastly insist on her been incharge.
Ask her to dictate the whole love making session,maybe missionary position does trigger her pass memory so ask what style or position? Like she been on top.
Most times my ex was always on top and it works for me.

TheUpsetGirl:
come and taste mine baby, you'll never return to that chick if you taste mine

bayocanny post= una no get transformer 4una area? 66494280:
Nonsense!!!

I dey vex tonight