ThothHermes:
Argument ensued in primary school class one day and everyone was just saying different things. I wasn't sure so I went home to ask my mum. She told me it was from the head.
Did not even think she could be telling something untrue. Went to school the next day and announced my new discovery.
Everyone was just looking at me like a mumu. Mind you na me dey carry first for the class so I was expected to know. Whenever I remember that confusion wey my mama put me I just dey laugh.

. you've made my day with dat ur new discovery

lefulefu:
some guys still believe that wen u use money or gifts to entice a lady that u like that automatically she will fall for u. If a lady isnt attracted to u weda u buy her the world or u take her on an expensive trip she will still not be attracted to u. If she's not into u then she's just not into u. No be by force.

True talk my broda. .

May God heal ur wounds

God will heal you in JESUS NAME! ! AMEN.

Newboss:

Why would a full grown man slap an adult?

I hope the slap was enough to tell the man never to be the first to go physical

In fact, if I were the dad, I would get her a nice gift for showing me that she can stand up for herself against any fūcking man

Africa is filled with stupid men, don't be a part of them That he gave birth to her doesn't mean he owns her

may your child slap you. .

Xaos:
What did her Dad do?
Interested to know her reason.

I said her reasons was as f*** as her. dat her dad was shouting at her and he slapped her and she return the slap.

nmanma1:
She get mind ooo, one day she go slap ur parents too.

Asin ehh

I'm really confused. . i don't know what to really do. my babe told me that she slapped her dad. . i was shocked and confused. what on earth will ur dad do to you dat will make u slap him. her reasons was as f*** as her. i have tried talking sense to her which mad her cry bitterly. . i told her to go kneel down and beg her dad. . but she won't agree to dat. gosh i even told her is even better u cheat on me than raising ur hand on any of ur parent. gosh.

I laugh when i see some women claim to be fiminist. see the reason why it won't work
THEY ARE NOT READY TO SPLIT THE BILLS : for the married ones there wives wants to share the house chores with their husbands, wants the man to wash dishes..carry the baby when crying and sweep the house for them. but they don't wanna split the bills when it arrives, it now becomes the man's responsiblity to pay the Nepa bills, house rent, school fees, feeding money and you even cloth the so called feminist.
take the slay ones out for a date, they'll start telling you how a man will never control and ride them, they will even go to the extent of telling you how they will never cook for their man if he is hungry let him go to the kitchen and cook it . after runing their mouth when the bill comes they will start pressing their phones. smh. .

Maduawuchukwu:
Bro I know how you feel. Peeps here insulting you have likely had life easy so can't relate. Just soldier on. It will get better and all the challenges will seem like distant memory soon.

Thanks alot . .God bless

Agboki:
My broda if u hear my story u go 4get suicide ,I write jamb pass 6tyms intact I don even lost count,sote dem dey call me proff 4 hood,na small remain jamb 4 send me fr3 form yet I no consider suicide,dis 1 na small 4 my tori ooh,bt now na me dey get joy 2 empower youths!learn skill as u dey write jamb use ur skill dey hold body 1st!

Thanks bro

Pray for me friends. am always a strong guy but now. so many bad things have happend to me but i always have a way to finness it . but this one is killing me slowly i can't bottle it up again. got addmision into uni (uniport) last year 2017\2018 after 5yrs of trying. mum got critically ill at the same time, we're two boys , my senior brother is not doing well finacially. so i have to put all my savings up for mum to survive. i couldn't even hold the addmission . out of ecitment i told many people of it. but the kept seeing me when am suppose to be in school .they started saying whole lot of nonsense about it . they throw jab at me when i pass . tho i retook jamb and my score was encouraging and my post umte score was also good, am happy mum survived the illness and i have saved some money again. but what if i don't get addmmited this year . i told some people that i deferred last yrs own and dat i'll be starting by novermber this year. if i don't get it this year i think am dead. pray for me .

Have you ever dated someone you had crush on for a long time? what does it feel like? did it worth it ? lets hear your experince .

AdaAde:
Go and pay her bride price first.
They don use sex swear for this generation ni
Every single problem in relationships excluding marriage, is always related to sex.
I've come to realize the honor in virginity. Apart from that it protects one from unnecessary fear of diseases and unwanted pregnancies, it gives one common sense that is not common.

In summary, op doesn't have sense.

As if you're a virgin. .

IamPlato:
...


Which Kind Useless Banger soup. I Hate That Soup.



Why Not Egusi Soup With Fufu

Why Not Ogbono Soup with Fufu

Why Not Better Togo Beans And Fresh Bread (if She Does This For Me, she Has Successfully Locked My Sense in Her Life)

GUY I NA EBE AKWA IRI?

This one is trying to be the yoruba's nnamdi kalu, una no get sun(son) so u can't rise. smh

Una clean shaa, but dat ur glasses make u be like juu man. .

just love the new slang trending now. (na dem the rush us) . if u get wetin the rush you feel free to add yours. . keep the fun going. WE wey live for GEHTTO na MOSQUITO de rush US. .

izzou:
How can the question be giving you sleepless nights?

You no get better things to worry about?

Naa ehh, the thing tire me o

The way we use to play even on the road. .

3millionia:
i must buy motor this year, no be play





I must buy motorrr

AMEN TO THAT PRAYER

Yeah , have been looking for addmission for 5yrs . . got it last year at uniport second list, but family problem came 4rm nowhere .i couldn't go again. i wanted to kill my self then. . am okay now . . am still looking for addmission again . . irony of life. Is still painful till now.

bro just allow your guy catch fun. . is not even a big deal as long as he keeps ur house neat after the match. this na normal guys stuff na . . you sef you never carry woman go ur guy place before? go and learn guy code. is important .

She have been giving you green light. you should have naild her on that birthday party. . don't chat her again , she expects you to walk up to her and talk. you resorting to chating her via fb gonna give her the impression that you don't have balls to say ur mind. . go and tell her that you have two balls in between . . unless you're shy.

IntrovertedK:
and nobody will tell you to delete it after three days you take it my sister. Me and calls, we are so totally worlds apart. I don't know how to make/answer calls. Generally i have problem relating with people. Like i don't like getting closer to people. So the best i always do is to try and make peopls day and be there for humanity sake. After that, we are so done. I'm like so outta this world. Don't know if there's another like me on earth though. I feel so wierd even to myself.

Aunty nobody cares. .

Headlesschicken:
All dix small kids,what more can I tell u than to go and read yuh books,so u can become somebody in life..

Dangote

MissRaine69:
If you find yourself comparing you clearly made an error somewhere

Story , you neva compare them before?

UyaiIncomparabl:
You tell us first.

MY current bae. you nko?

We all at some point in time compare our ex and our current babes . who do you think is better. your ex or your now chick?

BIGVAJINA:
I was with my new guy at the beach last week
he is very funny so he kept cracking me
unfortunately at one of the jokes i couldnt control myself and let out a loud fart

it was really smelling i must admit
people at the beach even thought maybe a dead fish had been washed ashore

he was moody throughout until later he dropped me at my residence
since then he doesnt call and return my calls

please what should i do since i really love him and dont want to lose him
i have been apologizing but he has even blocked me on all social media platforms

please help

Hahahaha you really when muder him with that fart. . thats a muder case.

MissRaine69:
Where you a virgin to feel so disappointed about someone else not being a virgin?
So she lied get over it!

Atleast i never lied about being one here. and i never asked her if she was. i hate lies