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Celebrities › Re: Zimbabwean Man Beats Up Two White South African Policemen (PHOTOS). by macho44(op): 10:08pm On Jul 03, 2016
charix:
[img]http://www.gbam.tv/sites/default/files/zenith_1.png[/img]

If you do anyhow I'd bring out cane to flog out your lying ways. Ewu. Can't even back down when caught in a lie.
Address your PAPA in that manner, that's if u have one.
Fashion › Re: Hushpuppi Buys 6 Pairs Of Shoes For 2miilion Naira by macho44(m): 8:08pm On Jul 03, 2016
Godfullsam:
A pair costs 333.333 thousand naira.
That is my house rent for one year....
Chai!
Bros all wallets are not the same oooo.
Celebrities › Re: Zimbabwean Man Beats Up Two White South African Policemen (PHOTOS). by macho44(op): 7:59pm On Jul 03, 2016
charix:
I came looking for photos. I only saw one photo and probably a made up story. My friend, take your time and start dey look face when finding who to waste their precious time.
your mouth, your problem. abeg manage your so-called precious time effectively, nobody forced you to view this thread.
Celebrities › Re: Zimbabwean Man Beats Up Two White South African Policemen (PHOTOS). by macho44(op): 6:07pm On Jul 03, 2016
This Zimbabwean man seriously got no chill, imagine taking facing off with law enforcement agents! if to say na 9ja his name na sorry ooo grin grin grin grin grin. Abeg see more hilarious pics of the crazy scenario;
http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/zinbabwean-man-beats-up-two-white-south.html
Celebrities › Zimbabwean Man Beats Up Two White South African Policemen (PHOTOS). by macho44(op): 6:04pm On Jul 03, 2016
According to a Gossipmirrors reader who sent in this photo from Capetown, South Africa, this incident occurred around midday on Saturday,
July 2nd during a protest by angry Zimbabwean nationals over undue intimidation and harrassments by Locals.

According to our source, the protest was going on peacefully until a group of 'Over-zealous' white policemen took it up upon themselves to disperse the protesters with water canons and tear gas, this did not go down well with some of the Zimbabwean protesters as they resisted.

However among the protesters was this visibly angry man who dared the policemen to do their worst and challenged them to a 'Fist-Fight' and surprisingly he took them to the cleaners, flooring them up in the process without stress.
Read more@;
Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/zinbabwean-man-beats-up-two-white-south.html

Celebrities › Re: Donald Trump Threatens To Deal With Jacob Zuma For Flirting With His Wife. by macho44(op): 4:25pm On Jul 03, 2016
cruzita:
the fool has spoken
Like he always does grin grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Man Chops Off Hands Of Teenager Who Raped His Daughter. by macho44(op): 2:57pm On Jul 03, 2016
kenrish2:
just blame buhari
Wetin concern BUHARI for dis matter?
Celebrities › Re: Donald Trump Threatens To Deal With Jacob Zuma For Flirting With His Wife. by macho44(op): 2:19pm On Jul 03, 2016
kingsman66:
I hate trump die
why?
Celebrities › Re: Donald Trump Threatens To Deal With Jacob Zuma For Flirting With His Wife. by macho44(op): 2:11pm On Jul 03, 2016
kingsman66:
this trump self.........who do you even think you are?
Na King Kong
Celebrities › Donald Trump Threatens To Deal With Jacob Zuma For Flirting With His Wife. by macho44(op): 2:04pm On Jul 03, 2016
US Presidential aspirant and billionaire business mogul "Donald Trump" has put taken a swipe at South African President "Jacob Zuma" , over allegations of flirting with his
wife, vowing to deal with him ruthlessly when he becomes President.
Donald Trump is accusing the South African president of flirting with his wife "Melania Trump" via Skype. Mr Trump also claimed he is in possession of the emails that came from President Zuma’s official mailing address.

However, President Zuma has debunked the allegations leveled against him by Donald Trump, saying Melania Trump is just a friend and a sister;

”Just because I have many wives Mr Trump is now feeling insecure”,said President Zuma added.

Donald Trump seems to have a penchant for taking swipes at African leaders, he is no stranger to controversial statements, his recent rants comes after he branded Zimbabwean President "Robert Mugabe" to be an "ALIEN" and and also threatening to lock up Ugandan President "Yoweri Museveni" in prison once he becomes President.
Read more juicy details@;
Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/i-will-deal-with-jacob-zuma-if-i-become.html

Nairaland General › Re: Thousands Of Dogs Rescued From The Chinese Dog Eating Festival*graphic Photos* by macho44(op): 1:15am On Jul 02, 2016
ever811:
can any body mention one animal,insect or reptiles that chines don't eat? which kind people be this self?. no wander obasanjo and Adams oshomole will win the most handsome man award in China without stress...
talahi walahi, you talk true joooor.
Nairaland General › Re: Thousands Of Dogs Rescued From The Chinese Dog Eating Festival*graphic Photos* by macho44(op): 12:58am On Jul 02, 2016
I bet Chinese people have some ancestral history with people from a certain "C" tribe in Nigeria afteral they both begin with the letter 'C' grin grin grin grin grin
See more BONE CHILLING photos of the rescued Dogs who were saved from ending up inside pots of soup below;
http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/female-volunteers-rescue-thousands-of.html
Nairaland General › Thousands Of Dogs Rescued From The Chinese Dog Eating Festival*graphic Photos* by macho44(op): 12:54am On Jul 02, 2016
Respite came for over 1000 Dogs who were being prepared to be slaughtered and eaten at the annual "Yulin Dog Meat Festival" held in China.

Two British female volunteers nicknamed the 'Angels of Yulin' helped to save the helpless dogs from certain slaughter at China’s sickening Yulin Dog Meat Festival. The pair won a last-minute stay of execution for the dogs and whisked them away to the safety of animal shelters in a commando like rescue operation.

The animal lovers wept as they were allowed into the slaughter house where already "dead and dogs in critical conditions" lay inside rusty cages alongside terrified dogs , most of them pets stolen off the streets.

All the Dog's at the site were kept for slaughter, to be cooked and eaten at the annual "10 Day Yulin Dog Meat Festival" in China

Dogs were destined to be killed so they could be cooked and eaten at the annual 10 day Yulin Festival, in China.

Na wa ooooo, i used to think only people from a certain tribe in the south south part of Nigeria were in love with 404 Meat. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/female-volunteers-rescue-thousands-of.html

Romance › Re: Is It Necessary To Keep In Touch With Your Ex's After Breakup?? by macho44(m): 5:27pm On Jul 01, 2016
TrapQueen77:
His king Kong u say? Too many king kongs everywhere. He's not the only one cool
King Kong pass King Kong oooo!
TV/Movies › Re: Chiwetalu Agu Grabs Actress' Boobs In Location Photos Of "A Village In Africa" by macho44(m): 5:23pm On Jul 01, 2016
Kolababe:
Nollywood is again here to court controversy! Here is veteran actor Chiwetalu Agu grabbing the boobs of this actress. on location of a movie titled "A Village In Africa" ". There have been reports of sex at movie location in the past which Nollywood stars alwaus deny, the question now is, "if they can comfortably be in this position with each other live, can't sex easily happen "?

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/chiwetalu-agu-touches-actress-unclad.html
Hmmmmm! no wonder d man just dey invent different yama-yama talk , after eating those actresses " Bukata-Bukata" behind the scenes he go come dey fantasize begin yan jargons for us.
http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/06/mcdonalds-employee-admits-to.html?m=1
Romance › Re: Is It Necessary To Keep In Touch With Your Ex's After Breakup?? by macho44(m): 5:19pm On Jul 01, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Keeping in touch with Ur ex it's like walking back n' forth on the same block. I don't do that. I was born to be a traveler. I don't stay in one place once I'm done wink
what if you no fit to forget his "King-Kong"?

http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/06/mcdonalds-employee-admits-to.html?m=1
Romance › Re: Is It Necessary To Keep In Touch With Your Ex's After Breakup?? by macho44(m): 5:18pm On Jul 01, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
While we were discussing recently at a meeting, I made a statement "I don't have an Ex, once we breakup' I delete your chapter".

I didn't even finish the statement, people especially ladies came for my head.. Making me want to ask, "Is keeping in Touch with Ex's necessary?

Or is Break and Quench cheesy the Right way?" grin
if u enjoyed her Bukata-Bukata so much, sure just keep am as "CONJI Releasing Device"
http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/06/mcdonalds-employee-admits-to.html?m=1
Sports › Re: Lovely New Photos Of Amara Kanu by macho44(m): 5:15pm On Jul 01, 2016
HitlerGaddafi:
Mehn that girl on red. She go sweet no be small.
which part of her body go sweet?
http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/06/mcdonalds-employee-admits-to.html?m=1
Romance › Re: Waiter Admits To "EJACULATING" Inside Food. by macho44(op): 11:30am On Jul 01, 2016
LordZero:
freaks everywhere...

some ppl will come and be forming yuck - m gonna puke when in real life they drink n swallow raw jizz..
I dey tell you bro
Romance › Re: Waiter Admits To "EJACULATING" Inside Food. by macho44(op): 11:30am On Jul 01, 2016
TheNextAce:
Look at the face of the dude now. It's obvious he has never gotten laid
effects of acute conji
Crime › Re: Man Chops Off Hands Of Teenager Who Raped His Daughter. by macho44(op): 10:04am On Jul 01, 2016
blacktwist:
don't even know who to blame gan self... is it the 17 yrs old guy that rape an infant? or the man that took law to his hand? or the court who allows the man to drive the victim home knowing that he might be in an aggressive mood?
blame all of em bro.
Crime › Re: Man Chops Off Hands Of Teenager Who Raped His Daughter. by macho44(op): 10:03am On Jul 01, 2016
GAZZUZZ:
the man is wicked, he would have chopped off the preq grin
Bro you got no chill oooo.lol
Crime › Man Chops Off Hands Of Teenager Who Raped His Daughter. by macho44(op): 12:18am On Jul 01, 2016
An Indian father took the law into his own hands by chopping off both hands of a teenager who allegedly raped his baby daughter.


The 17-year-old was accused of molesting the seven-month-old baby in 2014 after the child’s mother allegedly caught the teen in the act.

Just after the teen’s court hearing on April 19, the girl’s father, Parminder Singh, 25, claimed he was going to forgive him and accept an out of court settlement. He offered to drive the boy home to the village where they both live, Kotli Ablu, on his motorbike. Along the way, however, Singh stopped the bike and attacked the teen. He badly beat him up, tied him to a tree and "Chopped" off his hands with a machete. Singh immediately fled the scene, leaving the teen abandoned near a canal in agony.

According to "Swapan Sharma" a senior police officer who spoke to news correspondent on phone;

“Locals alerted police and we rushed to the spot. We picked him up, his hands, and took him to the hospital, There is nothing below the wrists now.”

Sharma also said efforts were being made to locate Singh, who has apparently gone on the run. Eventually after he has been captured, he would be charged with attempted murder.
Read more@;
Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/06/man-cuts-off-hands-of-teenager-who.html

Romance › Waiter Admits To "EJACULATING" Inside Food. by macho44(op): 12:03am On Jul 01, 2016
A McDonald’s employee who admitted to "Ejaculating" in several batches of the companies famed "Big Mac Secret Sauce" since 2014 is
now under arrest.

26 year old Evan Thomas, had been an “Outstanding employee", having received employee of the month award "5 times” according to the management and his co-workers at the Los Angeles, California location. The fact that this happened was a shock to everybody at the restaurant, including the thousands of customers who may have consumed Thomas’ "Semen".

When the community was made aware about this shocking revelation that the "Big Mac" sauce may have been contaminated, several loyal customers stepped forward to express their opinions;

“I’ve been eating at this McDonald’s since I was a kid,” said Lily Rodriguez. “I get a Big Mac at least 3 times per week and Thomas was always so nice. He asked me out a couple times and I almost said yes. I’m so glad I never went out with that freak. To think I’ve been eating his semen… oh my God I think I’m gonna puke.”

“I’ve eaten Big Macs at other locations but I’d always come back to this one,” said Luis Gonzales, another McDonald’s customer. “I don’t know… I thought the Big Macs here just had a special ‘zing’ that I just couldn’t put my finger on. But now that I know I’ve been eating some dudes jizz, I’m gonna find him and crack that punk in his head.”

Several of the customers say they were considering a class action lawsuit, but nothing has been filed as of yet. Thomas was caught by another employee when he exited the bathroom with a cup and was seen adding it to the ‘Secret Sauce’ container. The employee retrieved the ingredients and notified the manager, who then called the police.
When confronted, Thomas admitted he had been “making the sauce more secret than ever” for almost 2 years. Thomas was arrested, booked on several charges and is awaiting his court hearing.

So far, over 3,000 people have undergone health screenings concerned about contracting diseases. However, Thomas offered a voluntary blood panel screening exam which came up negative for any contractible disease.
Weird stuff's do happen for real! Always be mindful of what you eat outside your home, you never know what type of "Secret Sauce" was used to prepare it.
Read more@;
Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/06/mcdonalds-employee-admits-to.html

Romance › See How Women Beg This Man To Donate His "SPERM" To Them For Free! by macho44(op):
Ever heard of the Serial Sperm Donor? Blue eyed "Ari Nagel"! Well, this popular 41 year old Professor with Jewish ancestry is in the news again
, making headlines for the singular act that brought him fame "SPERM DONATION"

The serial sperm donor who has famously Sired 22 babies from his loins all thanks to his proclivity towards making sperm donations to single women and lesbians who desire to have children ha seen his popularity soar in astronomical proportions now that news of his precious seed has spread round the globe.

Earlier this month, Ari Nagel caused an uproar when he announced on his Facebook profile that he was making plans to visit Africa (South Africa& Zimbabwe) precisely which led to a wild scramble by hundreds of women across the two countries who want some of his seed, flooding his inbox with paternity pleas. According to one of the women who craves for the Sperm donor's seed, she said;

“He’s handsome, he’s a genius. I’d be proud to have my child say Ari is his father.”

The man, Ari Nagel, also known as the "Sperminator" donates his SEED either by Masturbating in public bathrooms or by mating with his Donees. According to him, he prefers Masturbating cuz "It's better when it's fresh".

Ari Nagel, further stated that he feels accomplished seeing how happy the kids and their moms are" even if he's almost been bankrupted by requests from for child support from some of his precious SEED recipients. When asked about the growing number of SEED requests he's been receiving, he said;

"I'm not going to turn down any of my fans who request to have my precious SEED, I will do my possible best and try to help which ever way i can".


However, it's important to note that only 1 out of the 22 kids which Ari Nagel has been credited with being responsible for their paternity is from his wife and her position on her husband's soaring popularity hasn't been disclosed yet.
One Word for this man pleaseeeeeeeee! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
See more photos about the 'SPERMINATOR" @;
Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/06/the-return-of-serial-sperm-donor-ari.html

Celebrities › Re: Robert Mugabe Is An ALIEN Says "Donald Trump." by macho44(op): 10:43am On Jun 29, 2016
dacovajnr:
Waiting for Pa Mugabe to take action grin
Like Seriously, I trust Pa Mugabe, he go finish Oga Trump.
Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Men Have Bigger JOYSTICKS Than Southafrican Men-"kelly Khumalo" by macho44(op): 6:44am On Jun 29, 2016
Lesbiangalr:
Lmfao my bukata bukata grin grin well to be honest I think I would prefer the butterflies from the Kinshasha kingdom...
mmmmmm! nothing compares with the penetration of REAL BANANA!
Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Men Have Bigger JOYSTICKS Than Southafrican Men-"kelly Khumalo" by macho44(op): 6:43am On Jun 29, 2016
BeastAmbition:
To do what exactly? - to come there to make money or to come and become a sexgod that will tutor your men the act of sexual intercourse
The Choice is yours bro.
Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Men Have Bigger JOYSTICKS Than Southafrican Men-"kelly Khumalo" by macho44(op): 6:42am On Jun 29, 2016
BeastAmbition:
Why i stated fact? i stated it because it is a fact - 94% of southy women are sex maniac
Speaking from Experience?
Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Men Have Bigger JOYSTICKS Than Southafrican Men-"kelly Khumalo" by macho44(op): 1:33am On Jun 29, 2016
Lesbiangalr:
No I want my butterfly in one piece embarassed
Fear not, your "Bukata-Bukata" would survive the LONGTHROWS from The KINSHASHA warlords.
Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Men Have Bigger JOYSTICKS Than Southafrican Men-"kelly Khumalo" by macho44(op): 1:30am On Jun 29, 2016
BeastAmbition:
This is not a news, we all know all southy women are accustomed to d!ck, they are habitual d!ck fuker, it's their daily food, they can never survive without it but most of there men are weak and sterile
Bro! Strong MEN like you are needed in SouthAfrica ooooo.
Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Men Have Bigger JOYSTICKS Than Southafrican Men-"kelly Khumalo" by macho44(op): 1:28am On Jun 29, 2016
Lesbiangalr:
From what I hear Ghanaian dk is better but Congo dk is the best lipsrsealed
Have you handled a CANDLE from CONGO before?

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