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Phones › Re: Checkout Images Of The Currently TRENDING "COCO-HANDSET".(PHOTOS) by macho44(op): 3:59pm On Jul 28, 2016
stchinedu:
Yeah undecided
The OP just 'saw' it and shared with us...

You 'saw' it and kept mute.

So...don't come to his thread to form 'Google'


Over sabi undecided
May the CUP of your blessings never run DRY! this is my prayer for you. no mind pple wey dey form I too Sabi.
Sports › Joseph Yobo Named As NPFL Ambassador By FIFA President Gianni Infantino(pics) by macho44(op): 1:07am On Jul 27, 2016
Former Super Eagles Captain, 'Joseph Yobo' was unveiled as the global ambassador of the NPFL 'Nigerian Premier Football League" on Monday in Abuja,
by FIFA's president Mr Gianni Infantino who is on a two days working visit to Nigeria


Joseph Yobo, who spread the news across to his fans via his Twitter handle, said,;

“Honored to be unveiled @LMCNPFL Ambassador by @FIFA President Gianni Infantino. We must develop our Local League.”

This new development is indeed a positive one, as the (LMC) The League Management Company would tap into the wealth of experience and connections of the erstwhile Super Eagles and Everton FC Skipper to promote the local league and make it more appealing for corporate sponsorship through rebranding.

It would be re-called that Joseph Yobo represented the Super Eagles at (3) FIFA World Cups and six African Cup of Nations tournaments (leading the team to win the 2013 edition of the tournament held in South Africa), before announcing his retirement after the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil. making him the highest ever capped player to play for the national team with a record breaking 101 appearances in the national colors.

Read more @ Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/joseph-yobo-unveiled-as-npfl.html

Phones › Checkout Images Of The Currently TRENDING "COCO-HANDSET".(PHOTOS) by macho44(op): 12:24am On Jul 27, 2016
The MyCocoPhone which is currently trending among notable fashion icons and celebrities around the world, has finally arrived the shores of Nigeria.
MyCocoPhone is a retro, trendy and fashionable handset, which is compatible across all devices, and you can connect it directly to your Smartphone or Ipad.

Some of the features which makes this "Sleeky" device a must have, include;

1 Easy connectivity to your PC for a Skype call.
2 Made of rubber finish, with a luxurious and soft touch paint treatment.
3 This handset is the perfect mix between classic and contemporary styles
4 You can use it at home or at the office, this handset improves call comfort, in addition to having a high quality speaker and microphone.
5 Eliminates over 95% of emitted phone radiation during phone calls.
6 Excellent speaker quality and microphone.
7 Smart 'Pick Up" and "Hang Up" button.

Trust our Nigerian people, they would abuse this CoCoPhone same way they abused "Selfie Sticks" grin grin grin grin grin grin
Read more @ Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/checkout-images-of-trending-mycoco-phone.html

Romance › Re: Does The Shape Of The Male Sex Organ Determines Sexual Performance? by macho44(op): 9:05am On Jul 26, 2016
crotonite:
Mine is hook shaped. any daring lady that can try me here? and i will pull out her womb with my hook grin grin
Bros u want to commit "Womb-Cide"?
Romance › Re: Does The Shape Of The Male Sex Organ Determines Sexual Performance? by macho44(op): 9:02am On Jul 26, 2016
GoldenJAT:
people go just sidon 4 their mud kitchen de carry out 1 mumu survey 4 their head... no b only hooked shape.. upper cut shape... na d best
Which wan do you carry na?
Romance › Re: Does The Shape Of The Male Sex Organ Determines Sexual Performance? by macho44(op): 9:00am On Jul 26, 2016
christinnah:
hhhmmm....
Christinnah! why are u hmmmmming?
Romance › Re: Does The Shape Of The Male Sex Organ Determines Sexual Performance? by macho44(op): 3:55am On Jul 26, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Hahahahaha... Definitely.. Juz like when u buy a gadget grin need to test it and set it up...
That's what'sUP! wink
Romance › Re: Does The Shape Of The Male Sex Organ Determines Sexual Performance? by macho44(op): 3:37am On Jul 26, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin


Nextime bfore I date a guy.... I shud ask him abt his shape and size tongue


But hopefully they won't reply me "come and check for urself sha " grin
HABA! before buying a product, u need to inspect and if possible, TEST it as well b4 making payment grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Does The Shape Of The Male Sex Organ Determines Sexual Performance? by macho44(op): 3:31am On Jul 26, 2016
LOL! Over to you ladies, na una go fit answer this question wella-wella, "She who receives the KOBOKO, knows where it STINGS" grin grin grin grin. Read more @ http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/does-shape-of-male-sex-organ-influence.html
Romance › Does The Shape Of The Male Sex Organ Determines Sexual Performance? by macho44(op): 3:29am On Jul 26, 2016
The male sexual organ, "PE_NIS" comes in various shapes, sizes, textures and characteristics. There has been a long held notion that the "SHAPE"
of a man's organ is a determinant factor as to how well his sexual performance can be objectively measured!

However, according to Dr James McShane. director of reproductive health at John Hopkins School Of Medicine;

"The ability of a man to sexually please his partner is not dependent on the shape of his manhood, as every healthy male has the ability to please his partner regardless of the shape of his organ"

There are four basic shapes of the male organ, and each has the potential to make sexual intimacy with a partner a wonderful experience. Highlighted below, is a detailed explanation of the basic features and descriptions of the different shapes of the male sex organ;

THICK

Some men have a private part that has a wide circumference. A thick manhood might not be long in length. However, most men think that this is the ideal shape, but the truth is, some women might get become afraid at the sight of a THICK manhood thinking that it might hurt. The best aspect about this shape is that it can completely fill a woman’s space, thereby increasing sensitivity on her delicate areas inside her Vagina.
It is important that men with this kind of Tool make effort to enable a loving environment for his partner, and he must also make sure that she feels comfortable before having intercourse to prevent bruises.

SMALL SIZED

Some men may feel embarrassed to have a smaller manhood, but they have no reason to feel this way. A man can please his partner in more inventive ways and positions, and many women report that size does not determine how much they enjoy closeness with a loved one.
Another benefit of this size and shape is the fact that he and his partner must be closer together during the physical act of lovemaking. This can make the moment much more loving. A thinner member can be exciting as well, as long as both partners choose a position that creates as much friction as possible while still feeling good for both of them.

CURVED

The Curved manhood is very common among men with longer manhood.Typically, a male long organ this shape will curve upward at an angle of about ten degrees or curved to the right or left. If the man is standing upright, this type of private part will point toward the ceiling, and some would say that it has the shape of BANANA. This can create a pleasing angle during intimacy, and can make the sexual act a whole lot easier to carry out while maintaining a standing position.

HOOK-SHAPED

A woman can enjoy intimacy with her partner if his manhood points downward, like a HOOK! A hook-shaped manhood is quite uncommon, unlike the type that curves upward,instead it curves downward.

There are several positions that work very well with this shape, and a couple can work together to discover the best ways to be close. It is important to remember that if his private area points too sharply downward, it can be a syptom of Peyronie’s disease. This condition occurs when scar tissue develops inside of the manhood as a result of a small tear. Men with Peyronie’s disease may feel discomfort or even pain when having Sexual inter-course, and they may be more prone to urinary problems as well.
Extensively, this article has proven that a man can certainly please his partner sexually, irrespective of the shape of his manhood as the appearance of a male sexual organ cannot determine it's level of performance, it shape or size don't matter, what's important is the skill and expertise of the TOOL bearer!
Read more @ Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/does-shape-of-male-sex-organ-influence.html

Car Talk › Re: Abandoned Bentley Gt Spotted In Lagos (pic) by macho44(m): 6:48am On Jul 25, 2016
buharisbae:
Yeah work hard and pray also

I'm working hard and I'm also topping it with prayer


have a nice day!
Amen. may the good Lord bless your Hustle, double your income and reduce your stress, this is my prayer for you, See you at the top, but make you no forget me ooooo.
Celebrities › Re: Mohammed Ali's SON Abandons Family After Inheriting Ali's Fortune. by macho44(op): 6:46am On Jul 25, 2016
Flexherbal:
Money wey anoda person receive BLOWS for!
Abeg give am your herbal tea make his head correct.
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Is Searching For This Female Mechanic In Abuja by macho44(m): 9:17pm On Jul 24, 2016
toba400:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-obqWDQNjtPI/V5TypNYsLUI/AAAAAAAJ_H4/eGgi8TUuukEb-0FkgVIrWs8eR9uwlXRfgCLcB/s1600/Screenshot_20160724-115234.jpg[/img]


Anyone who knows her should please let her know and tag Paul Okoye. I'm sure he wants to help her ..Amazing!!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIP6rKFAHGz/?hl=en
The Lady Mechanic's name is Blessing Jessica, see the original post about how a spirited Nigerian first discovered her in a Mechanic workshop at a filling station in Abuja http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/meet-blessing-jessicanigerias-first.html?m=1
Celebrities › Re: Mohammed Ali's SON Abandons Family After Inheriting Ali's Fortune. by macho44(op): 7:48pm On Jul 24, 2016
amuokuko:
Nwanne how farhuh
Nwanne ve u noticed that winch no longer give food in our dreams again, Chanji uwa mmebi..
Nwanne hapu ndi Ofe-mmanu, ha ga na ata Suffer till BUHARI ri tuo "Ochi-chi".
Sports › Re: JayJay Okocha With His Son & Daughter At Heathrow Airport by macho44(m): 7:43pm On Jul 24, 2016
cruzita:
And this filled my pot with rice and stew


abegi
Tomato or Banga stew or a HYBRID of both?
Celebrities › Re: See Photos Of The Triplets Who Will Compete At The Rio 2016 Olympics. by macho44(op): 4:23pm On Jul 24, 2016
Mehn, i just dey imagine what it would be like to date any of the sisters! They might even take turns in HANDLING My CANDLE grin grin grin grin grin. See more pics and watch the training videos of the Estonian Triplets @http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/estonian-triplets-set-to-make-history.html
Celebrities › See Photos Of The Triplets Who Will Compete At The Rio 2016 Olympics. by macho44(op):
An unprecedented history will be made at the RIO 2016 Olympic Games when Estonian trio, comprising of "3" Triplets Leila, Liina and Lily Luik cross the start line for the women's marathon event in RIO.


The blond, blue-eyed identical, sisters from the southern Estonian university town of Tartu, now 30 years old, only took up distance running professionally when they were 24.
Liina, who got the sisters to start running, said long-distance running appealed to them more than the highly technical nature of sprinting.

"We have been active since childhood, we love dancing, we love to be active and this pushed us to professional sports," Lily said.

After a couple of years, they realized they were good enough to take part in international competitions. They decided to try for the Olympics, adopting the slogan "Trio to Rio" to give shape to their hopes of all three competing in the Olympics.

"We saw ... after one year we had good results in Estonia and we thought we could achieve something good also outside of Estonia and to do some big competitions like European Championships and the Olympic games," Lily said.


The triplets are believed to be the very first set of identical triplets who would compete against each other at the Olympic level.
In competition, the sisters say they support each other emotionally and even in race tactics, such as taking it in turns to act as wind breakers.
The sisters who live separately back home in Estonia ,have to train apart sometimes. However, they regularly spend winters together at a high-altitude training camp in Kenya, and they obviously appear to enjoy each other's company, chatting away while training. They will all be training in the northern part of Italy from June in preparation for The Rio Olympics proper.

"It is boring to train alone," said Leila.

With the current form of Ethiopian superstar Tiki Gelana, who set the Olympic record of 2 hours, 23 minutes and 7 seconds in London in 2012 and also the silver and bronze medal times, which were 2:23:12 and 2:23:29. The Luik sisters are not favored to end up on the podium at Rio 2016.

By contrast, Leila, the oldest of the triplets, has the fastest personal best at 2:37.12, set in Shanghai in 2013. She is followed by Liina, whose personal best is 2 minutes and 30 seconds slower and Lily, the youngest, who is a further 45 seconds back.

When asked about their goals and objectives for the RIO games, All three agreed in unison saying" We want to finish together, to set personal bests and finish with a smile. About the prospects of bringing home an Olympic medal, they responded with;

"It would be great ... it's like our dream, and we know that we have to live in reality. It is very hard to compete against the Kenyan runners. We are not at the same kind of level as they are now, but in two or three years we can do that."

According to "Harry Lemberg", the man who coached the Luik sisters from the beginning,;"Even if the sisters are so identical in appearance, "If all three of them run together, I can easily tell them apart if all three of them run together."

Read more @ Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/estonian-triplets-set-to-make-history.html

Celebrities › Re: Mohammed Ali's SON Abandons Family After Inheriting Ali's Fortune. by macho44(op): 4:13pm On Jul 24, 2016
amuokuko:
Money miss road kinda guy..
Emperor Amu-Okuko grin grin grin
Car Talk › Re: Abandoned Bentley Gt Spotted In Lagos (pic) by macho44(m): 2:52pm On Jul 24, 2016
buharisbae:
My prayer today is that each and every good Nlanders will be able to also dump a Bentley (because we are too rich IJN ) AMEN


click if you believe
Madam Buharisbae, work hard n stop wishful thinking.
Celebrities › Mohammed Ali's SON Abandons Family After Inheriting Ali's Fortune. by macho44(op): 11:26am On Jul 24, 2016
According to reports from a credible source, Late Heavyweight Boxing Champion "Muhammad Ali’s" heirs have avoided a potentially heavyweight scuffle
over his vast $80 million fortune! The late champion's nine children and widow, Lonnie, met in California on June 28 to partition up his estate.

Though the meeting went smoothly, with the boxing legend’s seven daughters, his biological son, "Muhammad Ali Jr"., and his adopted son "Assad Ali" getting an equal share and Lonnie keeping the Ali estate, not everyone may be pleased with the result. Our source further revealed that, 44-year-old Ali Jr. has dumped his wife and their two children and has moved out of Chicago’s tough South Side to a home in a better neighborhood.

“Ali Jr. went to California, and now he’s got some money all of a sudden,” explained the source.
It’s a huge change for Ali Jr., who’d been estranged from his famous father ,who passed away on June 3 at age 74 . For years. For the past decade, he and his family wife, Shaakira and their children, Ameera, 8, and Shakera, 7 — have been relying on food stamps and handouts to get by, insiders said.
While Ali Jr. is moving from Chicago’s blighted West Englewood area to a middle-class neighborhood near Midway Airport, “his wife and children won’t miss out,” insisted the source.
“He gave his wife $75 to buy herself something nice, and bought the kids new shoes. He also wants to set up a trust fund for his kids,” added the source of Ali Jr., who has struggled with marijuana addiction and other issues".

Family members now hope to keep Ali jr. on the straight and narrow, said the source, but Ali Jr. is more focused on starting a business and helping people in the community.

“He wants to do landscaping stuff and help people,” said our mole. “He doesn’t need much. He’s a simple dude”, A close family associate also chipped in.

Read more@ Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/muhammad-alis-heir-abandons-family.html

Celebrities › Re: SERENA WILLIAMS Stuns In Revealing Cleavage PHOTOS! by macho44(op): 9:46am On Jul 24, 2016
charix:
It's her body I want not her face. Sad, her body is perfection but she can't twerk nor dance, even to save her life. She also wears tacky weaves all the time.
Too much BEEF is not good for ya SOUL. Appreciate this African Princess for once!
Crime › Re: Suspected Boko Haram Member Exposed On Facebook(photos) by macho44(op): 1:55pm On Jul 23, 2016
Nne5:
[size=13pt]Op the man refuted these claims[/size]
Pictures dont lie!
Crime › Suspected Boko Haram Member Exposed On Facebook(photos) by macho44(op): 1:01pm On Jul 23, 2016
According to a Facebook user who shared this photo online, The man pictured in the photo is a suspected member of the dreaded terrorist group 'Boko-Haram'.
Information gathered from the Facebook post suggests the Suspected man is from the South-Eastern part of the country and has been a key member of the dreaded terrorist organisation, below is a excerpt from the Facebook post;

1. He is a Christian,
2. He is an Igbo from Owerri,
3. He is a member of Boko Haram fighting to install "Shariah",
4. He rode bus from Maiduguri to Owerri.
May all enemies of Islam & Nigeria as a Country be defeated, disgraced, humiliated and destroyed in the near future in the mighty name of Allah!!!
Say Aameem!"
Read more @ Source: http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/suspected-boko-haram-member-exposed-on.html

Celebrities › Re: SERENA WILLIAMS Stuns In Revealing Cleavage PHOTOS! by macho44(op): 12:12pm On Jul 23, 2016
Serena Williams, I know u LOVETH me like say tomorrow no dey, just say the word and pay my "Groom Fee" make our Romance begin, even Romeo n Juliet Dia own go be "Child's Play" compared to Our own. grin grin grin grin grin

See more Extraaaaaa Hotttttt cleavage photos of Serena SEXY Williams @http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/serena-williams-stuns-in-revealing.html#more
Celebrities › SERENA WILLIAMS Stuns In Revealing Cleavage PHOTOS! by macho44(op): 12:09pm On Jul 23, 2016
22 time Grand Slam winner, "Serena Williams" took time out to give her fans an unexpected glimpse of her bedside routine.


The 34 year old Wimbledon champion shared a sexy selfie pose of herself in a lacy lingerie while still under purple patches. Serena Williams, spotted minimal makeup in the snapshot, which she captioned with several heart emojis only adding a hint of color to the photo in the form of a red hot manicure.

The tennis superstar appears to be enjoying some much-deserved time off after taking home her 22nd Grand Slam title earlier this month. And while she has been testing out a few playful Snapchat filters with pals, the glamorous tennis star also flaunted her fit figure to her over 3.7 million Instagram followers.

I bet this PIC got a few dudes DROOLING!!!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Read more @ Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/serena-williams-stuns-in-revealing.html#more

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor FLOGS Congregation Member During Service To Demonstrate Bible Verse(pics) by macho44(op): 11:58am On Jul 23, 2016
Ebayray:
angry My parents have not finished whipping me, iss now one yeye pastor dat will now whip me , abi?!.
MTSCHEEW
Always Obey Thy Pastor, to prevent "Holy Thrashing" grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor FLOGS Congregation Member During Service To Demonstrate Bible Verse(pics) by macho44(op): 11:56am On Jul 23, 2016
9ja people and Church sef, even if Pastor ask us to swallow GRENADE we go willingly swallow pass more than required, Na we go church pass and na we sin pass grin grin grin grin. See more hilarious photos of Pastor Bolaji Idowu as he take dey use "Holy KOBOKO" thrash his congregation member @http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/pastor-flogs-congregation-member-during_23.html grin cheesy wink smiley undecided
Christianity Etc › Pastor FLOGS Congregation Member During Service To Demonstrate Bible Verse(pics) by macho44(op): 11:51am On Jul 23, 2016
A Pastor of The Harvesters International Christian center (HICC), Pastor Bolaji Idowu caused a major stir recently during one of the
Church's service, by 'Ass Whipping' a congregation member in a bid to interpret a bible verse.

The Pastor made use of a rather strange method to demonstrate the scriptures while preaching his sermon titled "Is God Angry At Me".
One of the congregation member volunteered himself to be 'Ass Whipped' in order to illustrate punishment for the sin committed by the erring son in the bible. As seen in the photos,The Pastor gave him a few good strokes as the rest of the congregation watched in amazement.

After the drama, Pastor Bolaji Idowu pointed out that the erring son was completely free and could not be punished anymore as the other person had taken his place. The man of God further explained in his sermon which focused on opening the eyes of believers to the simple truth that God cannot be mad at them, by saying that;

“As believers which we are, we are hid in Christ and since God is pleased with Christ he is pleased with us too as joint heirs of Christ. Therefore, when we err or do wrong, God isn’t mad at us, he is only angry at the Sin".

Read more @ Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/pastor-flogs-congregation-member-during_23.html

Crime › Re: This Man Died Inside A Taxi In Ilorin This Morning, Let's Always Prepare (photo) by macho44(m): 11:09am On Jul 23, 2016
tomax026:
Hello my people, This day 23/7, has always bn a memorable day for me cos its my birthday..Oya wish me Happy Birthday first before you continue reading...

But today I took my precious mum to the park, but when I was coming back, I met people gathered,so It was when I parked that I was told a man boarded a taxi at dangotte area of ilorin, he sat at d front seat, and he died before getting to Offa garage junction, its just like 5mins drive that the man died... It was so sad, when people called d last calls on his phone, we learnt he was going with them to a ceremony..They later came... But what made me to be sadder was that, when d man gashed, and showing the sign of last breath,the taxi driver packed, even he didn't park well, and he ran out of d vehicle, told d people around, and he took a bike to a police station..its sad, the fear of police trouble made him not to take d man to the hospital, even people who gathered with the man's friends cant act because of police fear, we waited for close to 2hrs before police came, took picture, and take him away... in all, pls we must change our laws in Nigeria,must people fear police than d life of a dying people..people don't want to help to avoid police wahala .instead of hospital, is police station..even the man may not have died if timely taken to the hospital..its seems is heart attack sha, but may God save us as numerous people are battling with various health challenges,,we even learnt the man shows no sign of illness this early morning...Death can come anytime. Let's do good all the time...

This dent my birthday, but God must be praised in all things... MOD help celebrate my birthday by moving this to front page.. Thanks
A host of factors could be responsible for his sudden death! "High Blood Pressure" if not well taken care of is a SILENT KILLER! RIP To the DEAD, May his soul Find Eternal rest in the Bossom of the Most high GOD.
Celebrities › Re: Checkout How This Illegal Mexican Immigrant Attempted To Enter AMERICA!(PHOTOS) by macho44(op): 12:14am On Jul 23, 2016
Ighoga898:
are Benin boys not naija boys as well.. u should've used naija boys instead of Benin boys.. citizens of Nigeria always looking 4 one way or d other to start tribal war since 1960.
No vex IPA! i apologize to all em EDO Brothers! wink wink wink wink
Celebrities › Re: Checkout How This Illegal Mexican Immigrant Attempted To Enter AMERICA!(PHOTOS) by macho44(op): 11:35pm On Jul 22, 2016
Mehn so this thing wey dey happen with BINI boys for Libya dey happen for mexico sef grin grin grin grin well, man must survive, too much suffering in d land. See more humorous photos of the failed 'CROSSING ATTEMPT' @ http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/immigrant-attachs-himself-into-vehicle.html
Celebrities › Checkout How This Illegal Mexican Immigrant Attempted To Enter AMERICA!(PHOTOS) by macho44(op): 11:33pm On Jul 22, 2016
According to a GossipMirrors reader who sent in this story, A Mexican national "Ignacio Ramiro Fuentes" was discovered by US immigration officials "sewn into the passenger seat of a vehicle in his failed attempt to illegally enter the US".

The illegal immigrant, Ramiro 40 was stopped at the "San Ysidro", California, border crossing. by eagle eyed Immigration officers who spotted his eyelids "Twitching" on a passenger seat. According to reports from US Immigration Department, the incident was part of a negative trend of undocumented immigrants who forcefully cram themselves into dangerous and potentially harmful compartments in attempts to enter the country illegally.

Read more @ Source:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/immigrant-attachs-himself-into-vehicle.html

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