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RingRoadMafia:
O.G I dey loyal!

My Able Colleague, May Your Days Be Long In The Land Of The Living 🙏

RingRoadMafia:
Emmanuel Okose AKA Soul-E Baba.

Gen Z kids won't know him...

18 comments and not single person knows that this Pastor once had a smash hit song with 2Baba and another one with Wizkid. Yes, THE Grammy Award winning Big Wiz!

18 comments and not a single person knows that this guy used to be married to his sugar mommy whom he ripped off and used the proceeds of the funds to set up a church.

This goes to show the age spectrum of the people here and why one shouldn't engage just about anyone in a discussion or an argument here.

Soul E may be a real man of God, a scammer, or a false prophet. But that doesn't take away the fact that this guy right here is Nigerian Music Royalty.

Go to YouTube and stream "Soul E Baba Dey Here", see for yourself.

U sef too dey in a hurry to type.
Remember 2face's "E Be Like Say", Soul'E did the intro

Oh my God, oh, oh, oh
E be like say dey wan' tell us wetin we never hear before
2Baba dey here plus Soul-E Baba dey here
Zapadapadap, dapadap de dapadap
Da dapadap de, da dapadap de

DemonAngel:
2-1 win to nigeria.
Mainly because i dont know anyone in that saudi team

Dem be UNKNOWN GunMen?

KnowledgePower7:
Omo there was this babe that I kissed at my friends birthday party based on truth or dare. She was so impressed with my kissing skills that she told her bestie that I'm a very good kisser. That her bestie sef sexy pass her

After a couple mins go by as I don move on dey with my niggas dey gist then this same chick just come tap me say she wan see me. We come go balcony then she no waste time we begin small talk then kiss again.

This time it was more hotter and sloppy with tongues . Omo she got so honry

Then her bestie come open the balcony door and me and the girl codedly act like say nothing happened. Her bestie look me come smile ike say she catch us..she know wetin be dey sup.

The girl now excuses herself and goes back to the party. Next thing I know, that her bestie comes back to the balcony, close the door and tells me that she heard I'm a great kisser...
I laugh...she no waste time she go straight to the point
Omo naso I kiss her bestie
Lord have mercy!!! Her bestie Sabi kiss I swear my prick wan burst out my jeans...
This girl tongue was long, clean, sloppy juicy and thick😋

Brooo, the other girl then came back open balcony door and saw her bestie kissing with me. I codedly act like say nothing happened.
Although I can see her face looking angry
She then called her bestie that their taxi is waiting outside

Shame no even gree me collect their numbers
Omo as the 2 girls comot, next thing I saw from the balcony both of them arguing and yelling at each other downstairs because of me..

I have more kiss experience and trust me if you kiss a girl good. Her pussy will be all wet and ready for some warm penetration.


Edit:

I understand why people will find it hard to believe my story. They say it's fiction it's not real, it's a movie..
Just because your life is boring as hell
And you haven't had luck with women
Doesn't mean my own life should be boring.

I no blame una...infact I pity una

My senior colleague, no mind them. Na pepper body dey worry Dem. I believe you die!
You na legend for KISSING.
I remember when I dey win award for KISSING, anywhere i go, ladies go dey Hala say👇
Na you we know, We Love You!
The outpour of emotion then dey make me weak for my knees, all because say I dey "Kiss their souls away".
E get one particular gal that year, I kiss am sote she begin cry, I ask am wetin happen , she say " E dey sweet am reach down under".

If I've made you laugh out your sorrow away today, abeg check my siggy🙏. Help my ministry grow.

Myer:
It's okay in your house. And it's some times okay even in a public place depending on the situation.

But when it's done out of vanity or to pepper some people, then she has issues, one of which is self esteem.

It is what it is 🥴

greenermodels:
where do you take them to then?

Na Hotel or his Bedroom

Onogiede:
Na my name sack😃😃same state but different L.G.A, me and Chris Oyakhilome same village, same street,.ee no easy ooh.

My Senior Colleague ✊
After BobRisky, na you we know 😁

Bliss52:
Toh toh wey dey carry pikin.. which kin suffer toh toh won suffer, when na you go still pay

Justice For "Toh Toh", Toh Toh Lives Matters Too🙏

Lilchilz:
Do you think this deal will favor me and my family ? 🤔

Are you related to Osimhen?

Bliss52:




If you like call him simp... He told you fact that most mothers won't tell their Son about their Dad



.

If you like no hustle, na ur "Toh-Toh" go bear the BRUNT🙂

clockwisereport:
E bido siwe, O na-aso

Darling Darling 😁😁

Zonefree:
A house help that treats Oga better than the wife is worth sharing the gbola with.

A house help will cook for your husband, serve him, wash his clothes, clean his shoes, sweep his bedroom, dress his bed and you think Oga is foolish not to compensate her with his gbola in a magnificent way

Men are naturally benevolent. No sane man should allow his wife stops him from finding the love of his life.

ZoneFree, u just rendered a written version of Terry G's Free Madness

sirqeeboi:
If you go and run test of anything STI STD or swab test and there is nothing in your body they lab will surely say u staph and it is normal to have it, when i was younger moving around lagos all these Oshodi garage etc be advertising drugs for staph i thought it is a dangerous bacterial .buh it is not i was told by two different doctors that if you eat outside u will have and 95% of people have it . most likely they give u anti bacte

The best answer so far. Charlatans and garbage practitioners have milked gullible minded fellows over STAPH.
People like Dr Iguedo Goko Cleanser 🤣

PhatScrotum:
PLOT
Set in 1970s New York City, The Continental explores the origin of the iconic hotel-for-assassins centerpiece of the John Wick universe seen through the eyes and action of a young Winston Scott.

STORY LINE
The Continental explores the origin behind the iconic hotel-for-assassins centerpiece of the John Wick universe through the eyes and actions of a young Winston Scott, as he's dragged into the hell-scape of 1970's New York City to face a past he thought he'd left behind.

Winston charts a deadly course through the hotel's mysterious underworld in a harrowing attempt to seize the hotel where he will eventually take his throne.

Check my siggy to down. load the full seasons in HD quality

Nice review, thanks for sharing

ibechris:
If this is true...na me e go favour it would help me reduce the burden I have on my building.

Godspeed Bro, OLUWA go run am for you, say AMEN 🙏

BoldBrainz:
Dear Tonto Dikeh:

He who comes to equity must do so with clean hands.

You have no iota of moral standing to chastise someone else, mostly on the issue of promiscuity. You're a stark epitome of sexual indecency, a repulsive testament to feminine toxicity and the very representation of condemnable societal immorality.

It beggars laughter that a character of your classification can find words to call a man to societal judgement when your pants are hardly ever sitting on your waist to cover the putrid contents of your never-closing legs.

So on this issue, you're "he" who ought to be stoned, if Tunde Bakare is to be the comparative yardstick.

My Comrade ✊
You're an EMBODIMENT Of Intellectual SAGACITY!
You just "KELT" TonToLet😁

VinnyBaba:
Mtcheeww!😏😕

The ONLY thing good About Muslims is those Yoruba Muslims Girls such as JEMILATU, KAFAYAT, BASIRAT, KUDIRAT, MUNIRAT and all the Rat Girls.😊

They are Sweet to FCVK and are not Materialistic like my South south Babes!🙁🙂

Dem dey DIRTY too

Onucs:
You go cut cane nah

Be like you no wan live long😁😁😁

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


one thing I have noticed about girls wit WAIST BEADS, them de sabi NACK well well!


last month way I go ASHAWOO house, e get one slim fine dark ASHAWOO BANI wey I carry JAZZ in room


As she remove her cloth, her WAIST BEADS just show and the thing come make my PREEK stand like STANDING FAN..


As we begin NACK, this girl use her too legs tie my WAIST.. as I de NACK her NaSo my WAIST de bend go one side..


My PREEK come de bend bend inside her TOTTO..


this girl nearly chop off my PREEK with her TOTTO..


After we NACK finish, na wheelchair them use carry me dat day with the help of some guys around..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Are you PROUD of this THRASH you typed?

MS247:



Let's get some facts clear

1: Your brother owes you nothing , you owe your brother cost of rent and accomodation

2: Your Parents owe you education, shelter and welfare until you are 18, or 21 when you are legally adult

3: If you want your brother to feed you after providing you accomodations, you humbly go to him and plead...

My dear brother, kindly assist me with feeding pending the time I get something doing fetching money and I can contribute to our welfare,

4: whenever you get any Money, try and refill your brothers cooking gas, buy some spaghetti or noddles, or Golden penny Semo, Vegetables Oil and present it to your brother




Now I want you to surprise your brother this Weekend for Saturday morning

Buy

Ugwu #50,
Okro #100
Okporoko #150
Ponmo #200
Ogbono #50
Cray Fish #100
Dry pepper #100
Onions #100
Locust bean #50
Buy Garri #200 or Fufu

That is roughly 1000 Naira

Cook Eba and Okro soup for your brother tomorrow morning and serve him

.

You must be high on "Colors"😁😁😁

joy080:
😂😂 ,,, you're right, there's a time for that but not now

If it turns out that way, just man up, you can do it BRO. I'm rooting for you and your lady

joy080:
Please what could cause the my girlfriend period to be out twice in a month ?

During the first week of this month we had fun, and she took postinor 2 immediately,, at 3 days interval, we had another fun, so as to be safe I told her to take another dosage of postinor 2 again.

I understand that the drug should be taken once a month, but there is no other choice in this case.

she had her period last on the 2nd of this month. Then she called me on the 16th that she saw her period again which last for 2-3 days.

Please is this a sign of pregnancy or the effect of the drug. Cos I only heard that the drug only prolong menstruation.

She did test today, it's negative,, but I felt it's too early to carry out the test, that is why i can't ascertain if it's accurate or not.

Please who have had similar experience before, I need you to clarify me.

I just wanted to be sure that it's not pregnancy.

Please I only need a positive contribution and not insult. Tnx

You're not too young to father a child, start saving up for Pampers & Baby Food

MzansiCoolio:
Fixed!

Do you find Lux hot 🔥?

😂

He's the ugliest DUCKLING I've ever seen, very synonymous with Men from SA, that's why Mzansi women would KILL just to have a taste of NIGERIAN GBOLA😁😁👐

gaby:
What Super Eagles is he striking for?

Super Eagles Of LAFIA

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HonNL:
SOURCE

My Fiancee just dey make Obodo Naijiriya proud, 9ja koni baje ooo🙏

olisefom:
Sycophants says it happen everywhere

No fear, call their names

KingLennon:
Comrade, take it easy

My senior colleague, are you pondering what I'm pondering 😁😁😁

Why is Anambra state SYNONYMOUS with Gullies , Death Traps & Erosions?

iammo:
Solar is the kind of prayer offered five times mostly in mosques

Dua is a kind of prayers you recite anywhere , you can recite Dua for different purposes

Alcohol doesn't stop your Dua

Solar or Salat?

UnconventionalT:
Copied

"I am a Nigerian student living in Scotland, A Nigerian Christian guy got in touch with me via WhatsApp and asked for a relationship, saying he got my number off a church whatsapp group that I haven't been to for almost a year now. He said he's prayed about me and God has told him we are good to go. He is a student too.
I was single at the time and haven't been with a Christian brother before, so I decided to give it a chance. It's roughly 2 months and I am at the point where I want to quit.

We got talking on the platform and also through calls, about a week into our relationship/talking stage he asked me to come to his place and cook for him so he can have enough food for the coming week. I was surprised because we hadn't even seen each other at that at time. I told him I cannot, he made a big deal out of it and said stuff like it's not a big deal for me to do that as his wife to be. We got over that and arranged to see for the first time, he suggested my house and I said I don't feel comfortable with either of us seeing for the first time in our houses and we finally concluded on a Bugger King outlet which isn't far from my house. This didn't go well with him tho.

We met for the first time and talked, after that he said he wanted to know my place as it isn't far from Burger King. He came to my place and stayed in my bed till around past 10pm, he tried touching and kissing, I told him I wasn't comfortable and he needed to leave because of time. He got annoyed said his intentions was to stay over at my place, he already told his housemate he isn't coming back home and it's so late now to go back. I told him I cannot allow him sleep at my house for the first time we're meeting, I have a small single bed and you intentionally didn't even say you'd sleep over before. He grudgingly left and dropped 3 packs of youghurt and a bag of unfried chips which I later discovered where all expired at the time he dropped them.

I told him about it and he made a mess out of the situation. He attends a pentecostal church and critisizes other churches, he doesn't really believe in adult taking responsibility for their actions as the devil is most likely responsible for everything, we simply have to pray against the devil.
He's asked for sex multiple times in less than 1 month, I stopped talking to him one time for about 2 weeks and we picked up again. He said he doesn't have to penetrate, we can do every other things to satisfy our flesh. He said doing all that with him is the proof of my love for him which I have strongly disagreed. Sex isn't a prove of love, we are adults and can have protected sex with anyone without loving them.
The only single thing I enjoy about him is that we communicate well, he talks a lot too and that makes our communication half argument, he finds fault in any little thing and blows it out of proportion. I have told him I don't have strength for argument in marriage since we won't be arguing over minute things that get him pissed off now.

Both of us have been getting multiple 12 hours night shifts from work and two nights ago, he asked me what he was going to eat when he gets home the following morning, I knew he was up to something. I told him I can't say, we don't live together and I don't know what you currently have at home. I suggested he buys bread on his way back home. He then asked me to cook for him to eat the following morning, I sincerely let him know I have no soup or stew myself. His response changed and he later called me on same subject, citing how I don't care enough about him to be concerned about how he is gonna eat since he's been working few nights now, he compared himself to a married man that always brings food to work at his workplace. Even gave the guy his phone to talk to me, that one too said I should do things in my power to make my man happy.

I tried to make him understand he isn't married and it might be difficult to enjoy what his married frnd is enjoying. Youve never bought me foodstuff, you haven't worked before and sent me 50 pounds or less for groceries, we are both working night shifts and I sort my own food, why are you angry I can't make out time out of my rest period to come cook at your house to stuck your fridge?

I have been in relationship where I cooked, I personally enjoy cooking, but I have never been with a man that feels to entitled to me doing that for him. He says I'm supposed to be the one cooking for him. He also believes in women abroad sharing bills, but he is too traditional to share house chores"

That's A "Man-Child" you're hanging out with, he fit NAG you to depression if you eventually end up together.
When it comes to choosing a life partner, never settle for LESS, unless LESS becomes best. Good luck with your ManChild😁

Bahamas95:
Even if it's a vintage car I won't waste my money on it because it's too small and ugly.


I can't live in a tight house not to talk of a car, I prefer my things spacious.

In Terry G's Voice 👇
A'iye Pogan== Enough Space