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FoodRe: How Much Is This Loaf Of Bread In Your Area? (pix) by macho44(m): 9:27pm On Feb 12, 2024
Savedday2:
The army should shoot at sight anyone/group constituting nuisance anywhere in the country in the name of protest or complaining or hunger.

Am of the opinion that we all unite and vote in the most incompetent candidate in the next election. This is so that, the price of fuel should be increased to let say 10k per liter and dollar 16k per dollar. By such all the weak will die off.

Then the remaining people alive will understand that hunger know no tribe nor religion.

With this Nigeria will be one of the best place to be.
With your FULL Chest, you took your time and TYPED this thrash☹️
Next time, if you don't have anything meaningful to say or contribute, just read and digest.
TravelRe: Video Of The GUO Bus Attacked Along Lagos-Benin Road, All Passengers Kidnapped by macho44(m): 9:47pm On Feb 10, 2024
yarimo:
Labour party supporters will blame APC for this
Despicable MONGREL
PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliot Shares Perfumes & Books To His Constituency, Nigerians Reacts by macho44(m): 9:53pm On Feb 02, 2024
immortalcrown:
Tacha dey there?
She dey
TravelRe: Which Country Can I Relocate To With 5 Million Naira? by macho44(m): 8:33pm On Jan 30, 2024
UcheKingsley1:
Canada... Easy peasy via going for convention event 3-4 months visa...I'm currently on it. My Elder brother is leaving next week. My eldest sister is there. Weather na school oo or events or business or visit visa all na japa. 5m is too much. If you add your flight ticket 1.6m ( proof of fund arrangement. that's when you arrive at 5m.
I fit buzz you on this bro?
CrimeRe: Undergraduate Slaughtered Girlfriend For Seizing His Phone In Ogun by macho44(m): 4:01pm On Jan 30, 2024
BadNews:
Source: https://tribuneonlineng.com/how-undergraduate-slaughtered-girlfriend-for-seizing-his-phone/
The name of the school is POGIL College Of Health Technology, and this story is an entirely different version of what TRANSPIRED.
HealthRe: Why Do Bricklayers, Bike Riders, Butchers, Agbero And Drivers Love This Thing? by macho44(m): 6:16pm On Jan 29, 2024
Hardunmhi:
yanyanyanyanyanyan
You are talking nonsense , nah una type Dey no Dey drink ogogoro but una Dey drink am untop Herb[color=#006600][/color]
What’s the difference 😂
I dey go tell una matron for Yaba Left say u don escape from your ward again.

See as you just open mouth waaaaaa begin cap rubbish ☹️
HealthRe: Why Do Bricklayers, Bike Riders, Butchers, Agbero And Drivers Love This Thing? by macho44(m): 5:09pm On Jan 29, 2024
immortalcrown:
It is affordable.
Affordable POISON
RomanceRe: 'This Guy Tricked Me From Calabar To Umuahia, Slept With Me And Ran Away' – Lady by macho44(m): 7:21pm On Jan 23, 2024
Wawelexy:
This isn't funny but I find myself laughing..... Make una no dey visit guys you don't know but una no go gree hear word... Thank God he didn't even kill and harvest your organ... But normally sha, na God go punish that guy for anywhere wey him dey grin
Na lie abeg, God no dey judge case like that. Make she go CRY her CRY
FamilyRe: How Do You Cope, Divorced And Separated Men by macho44(m): 9:06pm On Jan 22, 2024
pocohantas:
When we tell you to fight for your marriages, you won't listen. A man that is not ready to endure has no business getting married. Go learn from your fathers how to endure. That is why marriages of old lasted.
Common sense truly isn't common. Did you fucking read what he wrote?
PoliticsRe: Akpabio: I Appointed Antai Into NDDC Board Because Antai Doesn't Eat Alone. by macho44(m): 8:42pm On Jan 22, 2024
nnachukz:
Even Tinubu doesn't eat alone.
Na SHAREFUL-Giver😄
RomanceCandid Advice For Single Ladies Searching For A Life Partner by macho44(op): 8:17am On Jan 20, 2024
In case you don't know, Moses Bliss wife-to-be is a Ghanaian pastor based in Europe.

They met on Instagram, and that was the first time they chatted, and from being a friend to now his wife to be.

Moses Bliss couldn't have been attracted by her natural looks alone, but by the way Maria carries herself on her Instagram page. What she posts, and what posts she reacts to.

You may not be aware, but men tends to look out for things like this in a woman.

Not just your look alone will attract a man to you.

What other beautiful qualities do you have.

Even as a guy, some ladies know what they want in a guy. They know the type of men they move towards.

And they know the type of posts, that poses a red flag to them.

So when saying God When, look at yourself too.

You're not just single. Somethings are responsible.

RomanceBest Sleeping Habits For Married Couples by macho44(op): 9:18am On Jan 19, 2024
Twenty tips that will spice your marital life, heighten the excitement and keep the KONJI you have for your partner on a different level.

1. Wear something easy to remove, comfortable and sexy. Make the work of your partner easy to peel off your clothes to reveal the naked you. Yummy lingerie, loose boxer. Sleep naked for best results

2. Brush your teeth to encourage kissing

3. Don't carry work to bed

4. Minimize the use of phones or laptops. Your partner needs attention, the bedroom is sacred

5. Move the baby to a separate room (if your finances allow you to and you have a home of more than one bedroom) when the baby is of age. The child might have been conceived in the bedroom but is not meant to live in your bedroom that is an exclusive island for two

6. Gentleman have that one spot besides her lips you kiss each night; whether it's her forehead, fingers, shoulders, back or butt. Lady, stroke him with your gentle touch, your fingers speaking love

7. Make a habit of praising each other's body, it makes you both comfortable and relax. Talk those bedroom matters

8. Pray together before you sleep, and when you wake up

9. Apologize and forgive if any wrong was done during the day. Don't sleep with a grudge or anger

10. Read your partner's body language. If you or your partner desires to make love, then rise to the occasion or wet up to the occasion; whether night or morning glory

11. Have pillow talks, open your heart and lips and talk intimate stuff. Say how you feel; are you troubled, grateful, broken?

12. Cuddle up when you feel sleep is fast approaching, drown into sleep as your bodies intertwine

13. Tell each other how much you mean to each other. Your partner never gets enough of your affirmation

14. Incase one of you farts, laugh about it (some farts are unstoppable)

15. Cover your partner incase you wake up in the middle of the night and find your partner outside the duvet/ blanket

16. Kiss your partner when you come back from peeing in the middle of the night

17. Hold your partner close and pray when your partner wakes up terrified by a nightmare

18. Give a goodnight and goodmorning kiss

19. Spend some few minutes of love in bed even when the alarm wakes you up

20. Carry the love you have for each other even when you leave the bed
FamilyRe: SEE HOW MUCH IT IS TO COLLECT LIST NOW IN MY VILLAGE ABIA by macho44(m): 11:38pm On Jan 06, 2024
macho44:
Person wey I don do small thing for her head? Comrade Haba!
I get hot temper ooo😁
FamilyRe: SEE HOW MUCH IT IS TO COLLECT LIST NOW IN MY VILLAGE ABIA by macho44(m): 11:37pm On Jan 06, 2024
Emmanuel30a:
No! It's you I wants... How much...?
Person wey I don small thing for her head? Comrade Haba!
I get hot temper ooo😁
FamilyRe: SEE HOW MUCH IT IS TO COLLECT LIST NOW IN MY VILLAGE ABIA by macho44(m): 11:35pm On Jan 06, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
My younger sisters fiance went to collect list this December. So before he traveled he asked us to describe how to locate our place or who to call to take him to my father's compound..

My uncle is late but his son's came in for Christmas so we said they'd be around that he should go to them. I no longer have any of their contacts after my old phone packed up. So I couldn't help him with anyones contact. The guy just bravely entered road with the directions we gave him to my maternal grandfathers compound where my uncle ( my mother's only brother )now occupies and he got there 4 days ago and met my uncle who now directed him to my father's compound. ( My Mom and Dad are from the same village.


My uncle was able to get my contact from my sister's finance and then called me yesterday. I asked him if the guy was able to collect the list, he said Yes. He now said they gave it to him at 20k shocked shocked... I say shooo.. is it not too much.. he said he doesn't know and I asked him but your daughter is married now. how much did you charge the man for the list, he now explained that the daughter married a man from our place and they don't usually collect this fees from the son of the soil that it's only outsiders they charge. My sister's finance is from cross River but he speaks Igbo you would think he's a full blooded Igbo guy.


The last time one of my sister's husbands collected list, it was 2k. That was around 2009.
I wonder what the list would look like. Wiil update sha if I see the list.
I'm coming for yours. Your Love Is Looking For My Trouble
HealthRe: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by macho44(m): 11:31pm On Jan 06, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
Yeah.. my twin attested to it that since she started giving birth hers stopped.
I can't give birth now until I'm married so that can't work for now.
Your Love Is Looking For My Trouble.
Let's Get Married ASAP so menstrual pain no go worry you again 😁
TV/MoviesRe: ‘A Tribe Called Judah’ Makes Nollywood History, Surpasses N1 Billion Mark by macho44(m): 10:44pm On Jan 05, 2024
lamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


Omoo and funke called me to come and rap in the film o but i couldn't squeeze time out of my schedule
That thing wey u dey smoke no good for you
FamilyRe: My Younger Brother Is Gay by macho44(m): 12:13pm On Jan 05, 2024
santaclaws:
What steps did you guys take to help him develop masculine traits as a child? You see a boy acting like a little girl, y'all should have made sure he did more manly things like playing sports with males and generally reminding him that he's a boy. You don't allow a boy play with dolls, it's very wrong.

It may be a bit late now but there is nothing God cannot do. You all just need to pray for him cos if he's already having gay intercourse, then it's a serious issue... Nevertheless, God can change anyone.
Make dem just SEW his BUM-BUM
CelebritiesRe: Mixed Reaction As Naira Marley And Samlarry Was Having Fun At Lagos Event(video) by macho44(m): 5:39pm On Dec 30, 2023
Nchoje34:
It is better to embrace some certain truth than ignore it in life.
After all the initial gragra from the youth all across the country..... Where dem dey now

The same set of people will still dance to the music of a man that they wanted to prosecute months ago.

It goes to show you that people never truly love him....justiceformohbad was just an emotional exercise triggered by what they perceived.

Watch how people will rush to listen to the two singles released by naira Marley on all streaming platform.

Chop ur money while you are alive oo grin
You literally spoke my mind. I saw the Sam Larry dude at the MMIA Airport yesterday, ya need to see the way those Airport staffs were hailing him. Some even dey RAG am sef 😁😁
PetsPurebreed Eskimo Pups For Sale At Giveaway Price! by macho44(op): 9:50pm On Dec 27, 2023
Adorable 7 Weeks Old Eskimo Pups🐶 Available For Sale @Christmas & New Year Price!

Fully Vaccinated, Pure Breed & You'll Get A Pet Card As Well.

Price Is Pocket Friendly & I Can Deliver To Any Part Of Nigeria.

My DM Is Open, Buy A Dog Today, Don't DELAY ✊It Will Help You Live A Happy & More Fulfilled Life.
😌
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PetsRe: Diary Of My Ibadan Shepherd Dog (rainbow) by macho44(m): 9:48pm On Dec 27, 2023
Mackman665:
Not this though.
EKUKE go everly be Ekuke
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 9-5 Jobs Are Not For Tall People In Nigeria by macho44(m): 11:59am On Dec 26, 2023
Babysho:
It's impossible to get used to this but thank you. I'd like to get the perspective from tall people working in Lagos.
Try dey Siddon for front seat
RomanceRe: What's Your Greatest Achievement In 2023 by macho44(m): 9:32pm On Dec 24, 2023
There's a whole lot to be THANKFUL for.
The gift of life
Good health in mind and body
Family & Friends
Just happy to alive, hale and hearty despite some very testing periods during the outgoing year.
2023 was all about TAKING ACTION & I'm grateful that I did.
Started a personal project "Sports Forum"(check attached image), and I'm going all out to spread the word about it in 2024, God willing 🙏

RomanceRe: If A Married Woman Confides In You by macho44(m): 9:22pm On Dec 22, 2023
Vinnie2000:
She initiated sex and I rebuked her with my 'Rod'. angry wink smiley
She ought to have countered your rod with her STAFF

PoliticsRe: Financial Assistance: LASG Presents Cheques To 103 Indigent Residents by macho44(m): 7:16am On Dec 22, 2023
Very Laudable, Kudos to LASG.
But the beneficiaries in these pictures look VERY WELL FED😃

CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor Jerry Amilo Trends As He Debuts New Look (pic/video) by macho44(m): 7:12am On Dec 22, 2023
missjekyll:
Must be Glutathione. Hope he is wearing sunscreen.
Obviously having a midlife crisis.
Midlife crisis at what age? That Nigga should be approaching 60 by now, if he Neva pass sef

SportsRe: CAF Congratulates Victor Osimhen In Yoruba by macho44(m): 6:22am On Dec 12, 2023
NapoleonHill:
Some people's blood go rush now.
You are a DOG, A Nasty, Dirty Dog.
FamilyRe: Happy Wedding Anniversary To Us!!! by macho44(m): 9:10am On Dec 11, 2023
Miracle4325:
Happy anniversary to you

Meanwhile jeon and co left the group
Jeon no get money, I for manage am.
I don tell am to bring 45Million for my groom fee, she dey price 5million, very broke gal.
FamilyRe: Happy Wedding Anniversary To Us!!! by macho44(m): 9:09am On Dec 11, 2023
RevenuesBoost:
PassiveIncomes

Thanks Baby❣️❣️❣️
I will always love you.

My Messiah
Na ur Husband?
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Did You Realize Your Friend Secretly Hated You by macho44(m): 9:36pm On Dec 04, 2023
Chingyyy878:
A finished man and more
He's more than FINISHED. Odi very EMPTY😁
EducationRe: Historic Ocheja Hostel At Kogi State University, Anyigba, Now A Toilet Ground by macho44(m): 6:55pm On Nov 25, 2023
HealthRe: Milky "Garri" Discharge Help by macho44(m): 1:12pm On Nov 22, 2023
codedgalaxy:
It's not normal cream.
The cream looks dried,
Comes out like particules.
Its not me o, just asking for a friend.
Unsay no be you, and you just dey describe the texture of the Toh-Toh cream, abi u dey watch Dem when Dem dey SAMANKWE?

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