₦airaland Forum

StagethemTVee:
Tiwa won’t like this

make she go Siddon, no be S*x tape we dey talk about for hia😁

whippersnapper:
Death is truly on its trip. No one would have predicted he would die. Death picks people randomly, so live your life to the fullest and most especially be humble. The good ones are going leaving people like Tinubu

You too WISE🤝

siofra:
Awwwn!! So sweet

God when? When will nairaland redpillers take my shame away and make me a woman of honour by marrying me??

I don tire to dey wait.

Even after u don cross MENOPAUSE 🤣🤣

Redhot0007:
Advice To Igbos
Please do not participate in their protest wherever you are across Nigeria. Comply to whatever rule of CBN. Do not allow any protest in alaigbo. Remove yourself from anywhere there's protest. Be guided. Use your sense.

Resist the URGE to play the TRIBAL Card in this issue, na everybody e affect.

Starboytwo:
I received nothing, that’s shocking despite investing so much in love.

Investor Love, Wehdone Sir👏

jaybenugo:
https://instagram.com/stories/portablebaeby/3036750490590720806?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Talent Wise, Portable might not be up there, but MAN sure knows how to stay in the LIMELIGHT, he's good at what he does🤝

justFEARLESS:
Hello Guys

I moved to a new apartment early last month, and everything has been fine; a friendly environment, nice amenities and all, but I have only one problem. In our compound, there is a building in front with three and 2-bedroom flats in front of the building my apartment is behind, and it has two rooms and a parlour self-con.

The issue is that the window of my room is directly opposite the window of the bedroom of the people living in the 2-bedroom flat in the building in front. They get a little bit too excited during sex which is like every day and multiple times during the night: yesterday, I entered the house around 9:30 pm, and I noticed they were at it (This one, they didn't even close their window), They were already done before I slept off like 30 mins later, but they woke me up with their weird noise around 1, and it was on like that for like 1 hour, I managed to sleep, but they started again around 4.....

I don't know if they are married(because they don't wear rings or dress like married people), but they are young and live together; alone, but I can't bear this everyday wailing again. So what do you feel is right? If I tell the landlord to correct them, they will still know I am the one that reported because of the proximity of our apartment, and if I try to reason with the guy, it will be somehow awkward because we are yet to really start greeting ourselves sef.

For the record, I am married and blessed with a child, but my family lives in a different city. I moved here because of a program I am running. I will be spending at least 2 weeks here every month. Our landlord doesn't stay in the same compound but stays on the same street.

Join Them For A ThreeSum🤝

Titan12:
Be like say Good lady no wan good again o 😂

Na Sunday Dagboru Sister she be, no let the moniker fool u. Nothing good about that lady😁

Daniel7543:
Werey ,

u wan take ur share of her KUKUNASE abi

Na SHAREFUL Giver😁😁😁

lhordspy:
These same evil obidient people are in Lagos accussing imaginary thugs of attacking them. A figment of their propaganda imagination.
Thugs accusing thugs.

Obi held meetings with only yiibo celebrities yesterday, no one insult them or print their obituary. But if any Yoruba actor mistakenly endorse Tinubu. The demon in them will come into play and they will go berserk.
Shameless lot.

You just dey CAP THRASH. You don't have any proof that the VIDEO was actually published by an OBIdient.
I don't know what's IN for you with Tinubu's Campaign, but whatever it is, I pray you find PEACE with your conscience.

MatrixCircle:
See anger and bitterness
Just seeing the love on the street of Jagaban's house.

Leave am, na CHEST Pain Go Choke Am

igbotormentor:
God bless jagaban the incoming president of the federal republic of Nigeria

You need JESUS in your LIFE. Suffer never Taya you? How much did you sell your conscience for?

politicoNG:
https://thewhistler.ng/no-sentiments-wike-urges-rivers-voters-to-reject-pdp-presidential-candidate-mocks-ayu/

If PDP has brought us SHAME, Then APC brought us DISASTER

Parachoko:
If you like show him with the super eagle squad of 1994, Peter Obi won't win a single LG in the Presidential Election

Guy, REST🙏

Otitipupa:
In my last thread, I narrated how my Roommate was camping a 14 year old Girl.

https://www.nairaland.com/7523104/roommate-sexually-abusing-14-year

Nairalanders advices me to mind my business and I’m grateful that I did!!!

My roommate informed the girl’s parents over the phone that their daughter was in his house and she is carrying his baby.

The girl’s mother was angry at first and started cursing my roommate. She told him how the girl’s father is sick and how she can’t break the news of the pregnancy to the man.

My Roommate asked for her account number and forwarded 10k for drugs and food. The girl’s mother called back to thank him.

I was surprised when I came back one day after job hunting to see the girl’s mother and younger sister in our room. They said they came to check on the girl.

They have already started calling my roommate “INLAW”. My roommate said he will only pay her brideprice if she delivers a health Baby boy.

The mother went back to the village leaving the younger sister to do house girl.

All I can say is that it is good to MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

I just hope I get a job soon and leave this forsaken place.

Your Roommate Wife mama don bring your own WIFE come for you, equation balanced. Na so two sisters take find Husband

Omo!
Shey na LONG THROAT Or HUNGER Dey Worry Am?😁😁😁🤣

VinnyBaba:
69, Favour for Favour!

Make sure she does NOT mess in ur Face Sha.

Before you give anybody HEAD, ensure you've done every necessary medical checks.

igbotormentor:
God bless jagaban the incoming president of the federal republic of Nigeria

In your DREAMS, Keep On Dreaming 😁😁😁😁😁😁

kaylardz:
And this man continue spending money on fruitless campaigns, knowing fully well that he's going nowhere.

Says who?

babyfaceafrica:
It's everywhere, it will improve as rain falls.. Na naija way

U know this .
Once Kainji Dam full, NEPA go dey show us LOVE

Reinamaria:
I doubt there's such thing as substandard coke.
Unless theirs have extra caffeine in it, which will not be good.

The Quality of what's obtainable here is in stark contrast of what's available in The United States.

sircatherine45:
Sure, wicked bastards who want to impose a sick Chimpanzee as 001 of WAG.

May the gods forbid his ambitions.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen

Hendrixky:
Nigerians see politicians corruptnes as a problem

But see theirs as normal thing

How can a pos agent give out 10k and collect 3k as charges

The average NIGERIAN is indeed WICKED

PlayMaker14:
Na to "Addsense" for this forum I dey do like you. 😁😄

Ma Niggy , Happy Sunday

PlayMaker14:
Then no need bringing it here.

Advice that person in your DM...

PlayMaker, u sef too dey play. U like QUARREL pass fight

naijainstinct:
Earlier this week, someone wrote here on Nairaland that "Nigerians don't hate corruption, we only hate when we are not the ones directly perpetrating it".

That said, politicians are corrupt, bankers are corrupt, civil/public servants are corrupt, security agencies are corrupt, political appointees are corrupt, oil marketers are corrupt, business men are corrupt, etc.

Let's talk about the petty traders, artisans and self-employed like the POS operators, anyone wants to rip everyone else off at any given opportunity. We complain about corruption but we also aid and abet corruption.

Today, it's the bankers and POS operators smiling and having a field day, tomorrow is for the oil marketers and the black marketers, next tomorrow is for the immigration officers and their street agents who will rip you off before you can get an international passport, the next day is for public servants who are always seeking ways to siphon public funds or are lackadaisical in service delivery because they believe they are more important than the general public whom they are meant to serve. The next day is for the police, military and paramilitary agencies who are either trying to extort the average Nigerian through bribery, colluding with oil vandals and/or criminals to loot the nation's resources, requesting for "mobilization fees" before helping to apprehend a criminal, pursue justice or even attend to a petition. Then the politicians will form an unholy alliance with the public servants to divert public funds, fund terrorism, banditry and criminality for their selfish interests and personal aggrandizement.

Another day is for the religious leaders, another for the petty traders. Even the corporate businesses like the telcos and the banking institutions are systematically stealing from their customers through hidden, ridiculous and frivolous charges.

As far as Nigeria is concerned, it's a dog-eat-dog society. Actually, it's the way the world is wired but for the fact that some countries have managed to instill discipline by force or by setting in place active systems to curtail human greed. But here, nobody cares. It is a nation of impunity.

To conclude, let me borrow someone's analogy about Nigeria. Nigeria is like a fan whose oscillator (mechanism of even wealth distribution) is broken and therefore cannot offer air (equal opportunities) to everyone except those who manage to stand in front of it (the politicians, the corrupt public servants, the greedy businessmen and contractors, the shady security officials, opportunists and beneficiaries of terrorism, banditry and sundry crimes). Instead of us to all come together and find a way to fix this fan's oscillator, we are all struggling to get in front of this fan.

I have stopped praying for Nigeria. Nigeria will be better and great if we all allow it to.

This is clearly my opinion. I did not quote anybody nor oppose anyone. If you are benefitting from the systemic corruption and therefore think you can quote me to share a nonsense contrary opinion, GOD WILL PUNISH YOU!!!!!!

God bless you for speaking nothing but the TRUTH, may your days be LONG, say "AMEN"

KingKO22:
This is reason why they dont want Asiwaju to win bcs he will expose all the accomplices that work with BH and IPOB



Asiwaju is the only pragmatic and competent leader that can defeat insurgency and militants in Nigeria

Can an UNFIT man pilot the affairs of a SINKING Ship?

Maynman:
Are you not a result of an animalistic spermatozoa?
What does that make you?

An Animal I guess

tenpipsperday:
Sorry bro that prayer won't work becuase LALA is snake himself. Please no tell anybody say I tell you o

Shey na Anaconda abi na COBRA?

StrongAlphMale:
Mine Even showed that the site has banned me from accessing it before it started showing this again. I think Seu*n needs to do something about this.

It's nothing to be worried about. He probably enabled Cloudflare on the domain

BeanX:
My guy dey fear make Bob no target him yansh.
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As in Ehn!
He go loot the guy bum-bum in a wotoporious manner