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Politics / Re: My Visit To Chinua Achebe's Residential House Ogidi, Anambra State(video&photos) by macho44(m): 5:14pm On Jun 09
Ola9ja23:
Bitter Obituarists celebrating a man that struggled all his live to achieve what Wole Soyinka achieved yet he couldn't


I wish I can abuse him they way IPOBidients attack others but I'm from a sophisticated region where custom doesn't permit us
DJ! Abeg play DogEatDog by OdumoduBlvck for this BINGO. PAINMENT is his middle name grin

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Sports / Re: DNA Test Reveals Kayode Olarenwaju Is Not The Father Of His 3 Children by macho44(m): 3:08pm On May 25
turmacs:
shebi as the guy has successfully scattered the marriage now he is happy? Look at how he just scattered the years upon years of happiness and love they've shared together, just because of ordinance DNA test, shior 😒.. I wonder the kind of weak men we have nowadays.
You be BASTARD

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Properties / Re: 'Yahoo Boys Are The Cause Of Rent Hike In Ikorodu, Bogije, Lakowe, Mowe' by macho44(m): 12:30pm On May 25
SoNature:
Yahoo boys have kept many highbrow businesses growing in Nigeria and those businesses pay taxes to the government. Yahoo-Yahoo is the reason why we don't have violent crimes in Southern Nigeria like Northern Nigeria.

Yes, yahoo has its negative impact, but I cannot be quick to criticise them because they live in a country where their leaders have failed them. It takes a lot of discipline and rectitude to live in Nigeria and not get involved in crime.
What is BAD, Is BAD. No dey sugercoat RUBBISH just to make CRIME seem legit.

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Romance / Re: Why You Should Never Date A NIGERIAN Lady by macho44(m): 9:37pm On May 18
ForValour:
Should I date Togolese then
South African ladies preferably
Romance / Why You Should Never Date A NIGERIAN Lady by macho44(m): 7:54pm On May 18
Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "R@pe".
29th day= Police case.

Story end

Romance / Re: Wife At Home Vs Side Chick: Compare And Contrast? (photo) by macho44(m): 2:22pm On May 17
PerfectStranger:

Yeah they're good at that coz they know they don't have the physique. If they had booties, trust me they'll be witches, let's tell ourselves the truth grin
The TRUTH sef dey very BITTER grin
Business / Re: Naira Declines To N1,510, N1,466.31 At Parallel, Official Markets by macho44(m): 6:33am On May 12
stuffs2002:

You are INCONSEQUENTIAL, abeg go siddon for gutter.












Nigeria is going through a challenging time and OBIDIENTS are happy.

I have never voted in Nigeria but that is going to change with the way OBIDIENTS have been attacking Nigeria, I will vigorously campaign against Peter Obi in any elections he presents himself. You can not be enemy of Nigeria and still want to rule Nigeria.


That Is a promise I have made

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Crime / Re: ARTMA Official Shot Dead After He Stopped A Toyota Sienna With Tinted Glasses by macho44(m): 1:38pm On Apr 18
Richtaiwo:
I'm igbo from Anambra. We don't bother ourselves with reports like this because we already know what to do. Na to just blame Tinubu and praise Peter Obi, then everything go dey normal. If we like, sometimes, na to just call Nigeria zoo and blame yoruba or fulani, we are satisfied.
You just dey EMBARRASS your entire LINEAGE. Very mumu somebody grin
Business / Re: Have Prices Of Commodities Reduced In Your Area? by macho44(m): 9:13pm On Apr 07
CandidAdmin:


Wetin happen?
Check the attached pic

Business / Re: Have Prices Of Commodities Reduced In Your Area? by macho44(m): 9:11pm On Apr 07
zeenaman:
Nothing has changed here.
Viva bar soap is still 500 against 350 around January.

Sachet water reduced from 20 quantity per bag to sixteen and the price also increased from 200 to 300. It hasn't gone back to normal.

Diaper went from 2300 to 3k.

150 CL ever water bottle of groundnut oil went from 1800 to 3k, and it's still there.

Nothing has changed. Ibadan traders are the most wicked and merciless I've seen
Not just IBADAN traders, the Average NIGERIAN is wicked, greedy and selfish.
Any small opportunity, they'll always seize to INFLICT needless pain.
This is "Price Gouging" in it's crudest form. We deserve the type of leaders that we have.

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Business / Re: Have Prices Of Commodities Reduced In Your Area? by macho44(m): 9:08pm On Apr 07
CandidAdmin:


You're right!!!

Bag of rice also has come down. From 86k to 78k 4 my area.

4 me, it's still not a thing of joy.
Olohun!
NIGERIAN's are very WICKED.

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic & Her Husband, Anosike Doing The Trending Pluto Dance (Video) by macho44(m): 9:06pm On Apr 07
EreluRoz:
May this their marriage last amen.

I don't trust this man, he will like playing games as I'm seeing him so.
You just dey contradict yourself.
Beta go marry, before MENOPAUSE choke you 😁.

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Religion / Re: I Used ‘abidoshaker’ To Bring Down Dollar — Prophet Odumeje by macho44(m): 9:09am On Mar 27
id4sho:
Credits to Jagaban and economic team for dealing with economic saboteurs
Stop capping RUBBISH.
The current naira to dollar rate is still a far cry from what your Jagaban & his confused lot met it. It's far worse. He fabricated this mess, and only a shameless person like you will praise him for his mediocre performance so far.
The prize of virtually everything has quadrupled and you're here disgracing yourself. A dog to it's vomit grin grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Bobrisky Celebrates "Best Dressed Female" Win With Gospel Dance And Money Spray by macho44(m): 10:34pm On Mar 25
Toluabigr8:
This is an insult to iyaibe,jennyclay, pocohantas abi wetin Dem dey call their name, and other feminist on this forum,ontop all your shakara na man wey dey pose as woman dey win una for competition grin
Just Negodu IBERIBE 😅
A former man, outshining all the feminist's on Seun's platform 😅😅😅

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Music/Radio / Re: Kcee Ft. One Republic - Ojapiano Remix (Official Video) by macho44(m): 10:44pm On Mar 23
RecentHistory:
If you like, feature Queen Elizabeth. If you know you want to ever be considered for Grammys, go and start learning Yoruba language.

In Naija music, if you don't understand Yoruba language, you can never enter top 5. Never.

Your level of IDIOCY is second to none.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by macho44(m): 10:07pm On Mar 19
Philipgarza31:
I recently returned from the phone market, and the price of a phone that was previously 45k has increased to 100k. I simply took note of every trader's strategy by staring into their eyes. If I go on, someone will accuse me of being a tribalist, but ever since their candidate lost, they have vowed to charge three times as much for anything you purchase from them. They know themselves, so I did not call names now.
This isn't about TRIBE. The average NIGERIAN has WICKEDNESS in his or her DNA.
It runs in our BLOOD.
Using Cement as a case study, the raw materials for its production are all sourced locally, it has no business with the exchange rate, yet the price was TRIPLED.
I don taya to even talk sef, Aboki wey dey sell Orange for me 6 for 200 naira, say na 3 for 200 naira now😅😅.
Since then I no dey even follow am talk again.
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by macho44(m): 9:48pm On Mar 19
Akerewe:


Guy u r absolutely right, just this past weekend I was at oshodi to buy a BOX LUDO GAME, a guy from a particular tribe in nigeria called it #6,500 and later said it's #5,000 last. I step forward and could u believe that I bought the same BOX LUDO at ₦2,500 at the 3rd shop in the same complex. Some pple are mad in this country especially in this era of price instability
Truth is, this isn't about tribe. The average Nigerian is WICKED, GREEDY & SELF-CENTERED!
The level of price-gouging that we've witnessed in the last two months has been nothing short of ACRIMONIOUS! It's CRIMINAL.
Even Aboki wey dey sell Orange sef don tear eye😅😅😅.

Same thing happened during the Covid 19 lockdown period. Greedy folks just increased price of food items for nothing.
It's not about tribe, WICKEDNESS dey our DNA, it's part of who we are. Na still same people go run to mosque on Friday and Church on Sunday dey deceive themselves.

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Celebrities / Re: Touching Story Of Soty Horsfall Who Sang "Malaria" by macho44(m): 11:45pm On Mar 11
thesicilian:

No be my fault bro, condom don cost
At least if I can't afford NAN all of us will drink akamu. Or very smooth garri
Na my account number I suppose drop for you
Nothing is too big grin
More ERECTION to your Preek 🤝
Celebrities / Re: Touching Story Of Soty Horsfall Who Sang "Malaria" by macho44(m): 7:28pm On Mar 11
thesicilian:

We're all passing through a lot sir. Me self get 9 children. Should I drop my number for you?
Abeg drop your address sef make We come arrest you. For this TINUBULATION period, only you born 9 pikins!
You be confirm "KNACKERMURA"!
Mr AmuNike🤝

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Business / Re: Folorunsho Alakija And Her Husband, Modupe Separate After 30 Years Of Marriage by macho44(m): 8:47pm On Mar 10
Domaining101:
Who knows, this one might be the next to die in helicopter crash like that Wigwe and his wife and son 😂 After all the enjoyment, traveling all over the world, flying jets and helicopter up and down, eating chicken and turkey, drinking juice, shebi e don end? I Heard it was even cardboard they use in bringing their smelling dead bodies back from Ablord 😂 When the fools where alive, you'll never see them doing anything for poor people, there own na to dey send their children go abroad go school, MIT, Cambridge, Oxford, as if na their kind dey go all those kind schools with their empty brain, while our own for here wey sabi book pass them 1000 times dey on strike, let them go and die abeg. How i wish they did open coffin the way they did for tb Joshua, i would have loved to see how their burnt and disfigured bodies would look like, make i laugh small and see weda all the enjoyment and millions go still dey show for their dead body😂 rubbish

How i wish God can take elumelu and that his three daughters next, i go too happy like mad
You're VILE, Disgusting & Evil.
Properties / Re: Houses Demolished In Eti-osa As Lagos Gov't Cracks Down On Illegal Structures by macho44(m): 10:49pm On Mar 09
YorubaNiBaba:
Destroy anything destroyable, any bastard wey dey complain should go to his/her c*rsed region and build anyhow
I'm Certain you've never owned a single brick in your entire life.

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Politics / Re: The Crowd Stopped MC For Skipping Peter Obi's Name At Wigwe's Wake Keep by macho44(m): 1:09pm On Mar 09
nnaetobi:
Grace ana ama aka
Nwannem!
Tell dem, dem no know cheesy

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Politics / Re: Food Looting: Police, NEMA Tighten Security At Warehouses, Malls by macho44(m): 4:39pm On Mar 07
Asonaijaaso:


I actually commend Tinubu for doing those 2 things.
Meanwhile the other guy you mentioned is a political Neophyte.
He governed Anambra so well, he moved to Lagos after his tenure, just like his Godfather who moved to Dubai.
Are you for real?
Food / Re: See The Fish I Bought for ₦‎5,000 by macho44(m): 6:38pm On Mar 06
Abbeytoy:


Yes. I do
It's 👇
"Yes, I Did"
Not 👇
"Yes. I do"🤗
Autos / Re: Pricelist Of Tokunbo Cars In Lagos - March 2024 by macho44(m): 2:39pm On Mar 04
Saturnalia:
Na wa oooo.

2010 Lexus RX350 for 19.5 Million Naira?

2014 Toyota Highlander for 27 Million Naira?

Yes, the economy is biting hard . Is that why you should be selling “auctioned” SALVAGED and FLOODED vehicles for the price of Clean Titles?

No worry, when the cars spend 3years for your car lots and you no see any customer patronize you, Na you and your family members go dey drive the cars.
The AVERAGE NIGERIAN is naturally WICKED grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Bwala: I'll Keep Attacking Peter Obi As Long As Obidients Continue Cyberbulling by macho44(m): 10:08pm On Feb 21
arantess:

😆
In his shallow mind, he was making sense, with his disjointed grammar and poor spellings
No mind the mumu. Na Shaved Ape
Politics / Re: Bwala: I'll Keep Attacking Peter Obi As Long As Obidients Continue Cyberbulling by macho44(m): 4:09pm On Feb 21
EmperorCaesar:
cheesy cheesy

Attack them bro...and its not even as if they are that smart to troll one with intelligible comments, they are only good at spewing very nonsence and badly-placed unreasonable shits

The number of dullards in this group is an eye-opener that we have more Low IQ individuals in Nigeria than in any other African country cheesy cheesy cheesy

Behind those who believes that Dragons one existed, those who thinks "Mami-water" and ghosts are real, those who believes in Santa claus, Obidients have a firm stand cheesy cheesy cheesy
Coming from a supposedly SMART indvidual, You've just EMBARRASSED yourself with your "DIS-JOINTED" grammar. Ogbeni, dapada and go back to your evening lesson. Before you ridicule others, do well to ensure you're PERFECT.

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Politics / Re: Hardship: APC Workers Mull Protest by macho44(m): 2:51pm On Feb 20
Ogiame:
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Make dem go CHOP statistics












Hahahahahaha, please take a look at the above statement. grin

See ehn, E better make person born Thief than to born MUMU. (especially the one wey grow up to support APC)

The statement from Felix Morka tells you that they don't care about their supporters, infact, they see them as Maàlu. What they care about is using them as slaves to win elections and not their welfare.


If you are here still supporting APC, kai..... I don't know what to tell you. grin
Politics / Re: Nigerians Being Flogged To Get Free Bread & Yam In Lagos (Video) by macho44(m): 11:27am On Feb 20
tucky200:
Tribalism at its peak
SHUT your DIRTYMOUTH Up!
Y'all will never LEARN.

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Politics / Re: Stop Being Heartless, Fix The Economy, Leave Business Owners Alone – Obi To FG by macho44(m): 9:17pm On Feb 17
Kushites:
So Peter Obi, in your IPOB head, it is okay for businesses to hoard food items in large warehouses to create artificial scarcity leading to high prices?

Govt should just fold its arms as that happens?

This man actually WANTS this hardship to continue, because he sees that as favouring him politically.

Deep down he does NOT want things to get better in Nigeria.

He’s a complete idiot with absolutely no credibility whatsoever.
If you don't know what to say, SHUT-UP!
You're a MONUMENTAL Disgrace. People like you deserve to be LOCKED in a pit toilet for spewing thrash.
Tueh🤢🤮🤮🤮

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Son-in-law Ojo As Managing Director Of FHA by macho44(m): 10:20pm On Feb 15
WorldRichest:


He has given them plenty things. If you show face next election, what happened to those that showed face during last election will happen to you.
You'll get what's coming for you. MONGREL!

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Food / Re: How Much Is This Loaf Of Bread In Your Area? (pix) by macho44(m): 9:27pm On Feb 12
Savedday2:
The army should shoot at sight anyone/group constituting nuisance anywhere in the country in the name of protest or complaining or hunger.

Am of the opinion that we all unite and vote in the most incompetent candidate in the next election. This is so that, the price of fuel should be increased to let say 10k per liter and dollar 16k per dollar. By such all the weak will die off.

Then the remaining people alive will understand that hunger know no tribe nor religion.

With this Nigeria will be one of the best place to be.
With your FULL Chest, you took your time and TYPED this thrash☹️
Next time, if you don't have anything meaningful to say or contribute, just read and digest.

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