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I just had half a bottle of Ebele and i feel really clueless

Chai!!!! Just take a look at sifi, uld know the bro is not MADE at all. He isnt even as fresh as he were back in d days.

We never heard any news of them buying a buggati, bently, rolls royce, 2015 land crusier, range rover or even toyota Camry like their counterparts are doing now.

Meanwhile, this are the guys that made good music. olufunmi, runaway,imagin that, pour your wine.......
Just shows how publicity has changed the music industry and how youths only wanna buy CDs with debased

Lyrics and naked women in it, with stupid slangs.

RicKyRichards:
I like Nneka123 's legs better.

Lol. Whos this girl ur always professing ur crush on sef.


Btw. Mochedda to amber rose anytime anyday, as long as the later is fake!!

ozoigbondu:
Make i go buy am i hope as i eat it the goodluck following joe around will follow me nothing else

GEJ till 2019
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Jona feb14 you must be my val

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toshodei:
@Rockyfancino it depends on 1 thing. Do u plan on going in business alone? Or with partners?

1. (If alone), as per this is the election season, I will use N1900 to N2000 to buy a website domain and thus I have about N38,000 left.

2. Out of that N38,000 I will keep N8,000 for my food, which will leave me with N30,000. Take out another N10,000 for data plan/usage. So u have N20,000 left. (Put this somewhere safe).

3. With the N8,000 I have for feeding and a website domain (that I just bought), and having a data plan/usage that will last for a while with N10,000 I will create a website domain (and if possible a mobile app) to display politician news in about 1-2 weeks. . Like real thorough news with something different/creative. Not just copy and paste like these other sites. The site doesn't have to be advanced. It can be beginner web design/development stuff but make it special, like make it a website that can be used offline and online. So like whenever someone goes to the website it is cached on to their device (so that these people can use it offline). Also make it possible that people can shared these pages offline as well.

4. After plastering ads and making the website look beautiful, I will create about 10,000 different accounts on Nairaland. I will market my website like hell on Nairaland and other.

5. While this is going on, I will take the remaining N20,000 and divide it into 4 ways (i.e. N5,000 each).

6. I will use the 1st N5,000 for plantain business.

7. Another N5,000 for pure water business, which will then leave me with N10,000.

8. Out of that N10,000, I will set aside N2,000 and go to all these dumpsters and trash places and get used electronic devices, fix them up and sell.

9. With the last N8,000, I will set aside N3,000 for laundry business.

10. Wih the last N5,000 I will keep for emergency or miscellaneous causes.

You sound enterprising and a hard worker. But let me tell u d basic truth,
You are very very unrealistic!!!!

3000 for laundry business? Yeah right!!!

MRLINGTON:
Lol..coca cola has been adding people's name to their bottles nd I jes saw this photo that says 'share a coke with Pepsi' nd I was wondering is Pepsi is somebody's name

They shared a coke with me too. As a boss na

Light skinned ladies are the best.(check out that radiance lasun!!) Especially those with impeccable dress sense n lovely physique.
Preetiest yoruba actress!!

Its the camera man. The way the picture was snaped, it brought Out her back n tommy

mikeansy:
Soludo needs to calm down and move on

In whose interest is this fight?

I know that GEJ mistreated Soludo in Anambra politics but there is ni need for this madness

Buhari Presidency is not in anyone interest

You call this madness? I dont care if no one wins the election. This kinda debate to me is even more important than the election debate of GeJ n GMB.

This will be a very very educative debate. Two acclaimed economic warlords going head to head.

Airforce1:
lol
I club and go shows... so I dey see dis guy's wella

For ur mind. Clubs are not for light skinned

Airforce1:
dont argue with me next time boy

Hehehhe, na that eye ring. I misplaced dem jareh, no dey feel like say u dey sleep n wake with them oga.

yemicoal:
dude that's b-red

Really? Abi i dey see double?

Even from the way chyna looks uld know everything about her, including her smile is pure n applied surgery.

Airforce1:
sorry but I know him as B'red

No vex,, na me do mistake. Its B,red

Airforce1:
B'red never ceases to amuse me

Chei

Thats shino Rambo. Hes always shuffed below.

So buhari isnt a chicken afterall, he was just smart to know how some wanted to end his ambition with questions aiye.

Chai, i feel insulted already. You know, anytime some people see me, dey always tell me that its only my wife(wen i get married) that i can only be fat. So this is how my future wife will open thread for me outa confusion.

Welcoming silicon?

Anytime i confirm a celeb's body is made of silicon, i loose intrest damn. Irs like crushing for all those
Statue infront of female boutiques.

Its awesome wen those things are real even if dey not massive.

Lol. Indomie and tin tomatoes for wedding souvenirs. Aswear. Some people do not realize that weddings is one of the best things in life. The quality of ur souveneir adds valour to d wedding. It dosnt have to be expensive

But it definately has to be customized. Years n years it still should remind ur guests of d wedding, n d bedt thing u want them to remember is the content of the wedding.
Music,food, couples entrance, the humour of the MC, all these counts big time.


I make customized wedding souveneirs tho.

https://www.nairaland.com/1987250/import-brand-wedding-souvenirs-too

I still don't get ur drift set. What can be wrong with ur face that u do not see for yourself.

And is the stare a stare of admiration or a stare of disgust( I mean wen people stare at u)

farano:
Fanta face and charcoal legs

I can't see charcoal legs. Her tone is even. Must u diss?


BTW, she looks lovely in that ballerina dress .

XYZ123:
Sai GMB
NIGERIA Needs change

Feb 1 B
Feb 2 U
Feb 3 H
Feb 4 A
Feb 5 R
Feb 6 I
Feb 7 O
Feb 8 S
Feb 9 I
Feb10 N
Feb 11 B
Feb 12 A
Feb 13 J
Feb 14 O

CLASSIC!!!!

Pls, it there going to be mad trafic on ikeja-airport route? I don't wanna die in trafffic today o.

Wherr does it say the niccur is broke? Take note of the word ''launch'' its a new offer
Hes selling at a discount price as against the original price is just a marketing stratedgy not a sign of being broke.

Millions profit on each sale. Odikwa real businessman.

kennygee:
I'll never get why he prefers older women.

But this dosnt relate with the thread.

Anyways, may i check out the video for youtube.

collinsVP:
Am just dumpfunded

Hehehe, u want to steal dumped funds ni?

Am as dumfunded dumbfounded as u o

Aswear d gist dey sweet me. This is one thread i read all comments.

Walahi i thought dos drones are science fictions in movies o. Chai, its worse living in a backward country.

If u dont research, u can never know 1 single thing.

pretydiva:
Is he bleaching

Ur skin can look 100% better than it already is wen u have d kind of money he has/had.

Im not dissing u btw. Im just saying.

Annie idibia is a disgrace joor.

If its an ordinary guy she had seen telling another lady on ''facebook'' that shes pretty, annie would have
Made mountains outa mohills and even broke up with d poor niccur just observing nature.

Now you have a guy who has been consistently cheating on you since hes days in platashaun bois
And uld tell him ''sweety, hope you will not do it again'' up until today. Why cant u just leave the infidel niccur

Hes money n d fame that comes from being mrs idibia isnt something to loose even if he has HIV bah?
Maybe its inferiority complex sef, she no say she no fine say any other celeb nogo look her side.

OBVIOUS UR PASTORS ARE HYPOCRITES, MORE LIKE THE PHARASIS AND SADUCES OF JESUS'S TIME
No pastor will tell me they did not read were jesus rejected all the kingdom of the world from satan.
He saw it as a temptation but ur pastors today, see alignment and affiliation with politicians as oppourtunuties.

Jesus ran away when he was to be made king of the jews, but ur pastors openly show their support for politicians and political officies also vieing for such positions.

Jesus urged his desciples 'be no part of the world just as i am no part of the world' in a symbolic sense telling us to be neutral in the world affairs of which politics is one of it. Yet ur pastors dont.

Religions today are prostituting with politics, very soon politics will bite them back real hard by giving them a very strong STD.

Its a shame the ones u guys see as god on earth is the one that will lead u people to ya doom.
im not here for arguements if thats what ur looking for.

#TeamJustSaying

GuyFawkes:
Lemme know when you are ready to discuss serious issues to move the state forward, I'm not here to discuss Tinubu.

Heheh, i see as u dey give d guy mushin

But by the way, why is jimi agbaje popular at all. What gained him his recognition?

One thing about 2face is that he does not have taste with pretty sophisticated women.
A guy of his status, illd expect he runs other big time hotties.