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Maglorix:
Lol ...... how should I reply her?

Better respect urself and type Amen.

Lolaabokoku:
Oya come †̥♥ my house,, eat in and take away.. meat dey yafuyafu

Abeg, where ur house dey?

FIGARO00:
baba why now, haba.

You have to say where you are so I will know how far it is from me.

lilEmir3:
My porn will be so real

Hehehehe. Guys are not smiling

divinehand2003:
Lol
U be baby?

Every man is a baby.

Lolaabokoku:
I'm not α bros plss

Nne, no vex, biko. This talk about ram everywhere is really affecting me I need some meet.

CaraJewel:
Hahahaha.u jxt made my day.funny u

Happy to have put a smile on someone's face today.

divinehand2003:
What do u need the nipples or tip for?

Bros, a breast is nothing without the nipple. Wetin u go go suck naah?

Lolaabokoku:
Waiting patiently.... When its 20k lemme knw,,, where's blackberry today Vanity upon vanity!!

Bros check out my signature. If u do well, maybe u will afford it sooner than 20k. maybe at 50k.

deturla:
A 300 level sociology student of the University of Ilorin UNILORIN, Abolarin Akin Jephtaph, has written to his school management and requested forhis withdrawal. According to the letter he sent to the school authorities, he said his results were fake and as such is not deem to remain within the four walls of the institution.

He is now a born again Christian and would need to make restitution. hence his letter of withdrawal.

It's been drawing a lot of reactions online. What do you guys think?

www.deedeesblog.com

Hehehehe

RobinRay:
MahaNakhon is a luxury mixed-use skyscraper located in theSilom/Sathon central business district of Bangkok, Thailand and was opened in late August 2016. Designed to fit into the Thai landscape with a unique pixelated facade, it features the unconventional appearance of a glass curtain walled square tower with a cuboid-surfaced spiral cut into the side of the building. Following transfer of the first residential units in April 2016, it has been recognized as the tallest building in Thailand on 4 May by CTBUH at 314.2 metres (1,031 ft), with 77 floors featuring hotel, retail and residences, 200 units of The Ritz-Carlton Residences, Bangkok inside the building are priced between around US$1,100,000 to US$17,000,000, making it one of the most expensive condominiums in Bangkok.


The tower's design assumes the shape of a square prism with the appearance of a rough spiral with cuboidal surfaces cut into the side of the building. The building features a pixilated ribbon that swirls around the exterior, peeling back its surface layer to expose an inner layer (while also creating balconies with sweeping views of the city). This ribbon prevents the tower from overpowering the city that surrounds it, allowing the structure to, in a sense, dissolve into the landscape below. The glass walls are divided horizontally and vertically, adding to the building's "pixelated" appearance. Its height, 314 metres (1,030 ft), with 77 floors, now makes it the tallest building in Thailand by structural height, surpassing Baiyoke Tower II's record of 304 metres (997 ft), and at the time of completion in 2016, making it the 88th tallest building in the world.

In English, please.

onomesandra:
Atlanta elementary school teacher is blowing up on instagram.... people are calling her the "Sexiest Teacher In America"

A Fourth grade teacher from Atlanta is making national news headlines. The teacher, who goes by the name “Paris Monroe” on the Gram is being hailed as the SEXIEST TEACHER in America.

Miss Monroe has been posting inspirational CLASSY pics on social media for a few years, but recently she’s gotten a number of high profile followers – including celebrities and rappers.
to see more photos visit:http://onomenews..com.ng/2016/09/photos-checkout-sexiest-teacher-in.html

This makes no sense

EpicMaurice:
The iphone9 will be invincible so you'll have to buy iphone9 special googles of 250k so you can see your phone

Liar! The price is 780k. I saw it on their site.

holluikon:
I guess one will need to buy a detachable i-screen for iPhone 8 to display

No, bro. I contacted them yesterday and they said they are coming up with a retina implants for their next phone cos it will not have a physical screen. The phone will link up with the implant and generate a signal to ur brain just like ur con and rod cells. Ur brain will interpret it as a screen.

By d time they get to iPhone 12, there will be no phone, but a chip will be implanted into ur brain. The chip will generate visual signals to ur brain making u see a very beautiful phone dt is not actually there. As u operate d "virtual" phone in ur hand, the chip will process the information and even make calls from ur brain. Imagine having a computer with internet access in ur brain.

Glory12345:
Actually this is my first post on nairaland,I'm a comment reader and a post reader and I have observed how people do things here and I feel I should share my story,please don't criticise me or anything, I just need your help or advise,and please do read carefully to understand,and i am also sorry if i dont type this well,i'm not much of a writer.Thanks in advance
.......

Although we aren't kids,but I'm just troubled because I love him a lot and I don't know what to do.

I'm a loner right now

[size=28pt]LIAR![/size]

Watching in 3D

adeoyun:
Just heard that imo state governor Rochas okorocha is dead, is it true?

I wish

Can it fly for 500k?

benega:
Haha 4 dis recession period, anybody wey fit raise 20k go first secure him bag of rice . I phone korr

Dey dia naah.
No money, no money, cue still never disappear from ATM machine.
No money, no money, person just buy G-wagon.
No money, no money, beer parlour and orishirishi joints are still in business.
Naija will always flex joor.

Can remember when I would give anything just to hold dt phone in my hands

Adonbilivit

GAZZUZZ:
Based on the location, I will inspect this vehicle for free for any interested buyer. Contact me on 08033910382

That's my boss.

Anyone with 2002 Honda accord v6 manual?

infolekan:
Would it not be better to keep quiet if you're not buying. This is a 14 year old car and you're still complaining about the check engine. Even cars less than 3 years old already have the check engine light on.

It was just an innocent comment.
Piece of advice : Don't tell off ppl like dt when selling stuff. You never know who will eventually buy it.

As for the check engine, you are very wrong to attribute it to the manufacturing year of a car. Ask Gazzuzz here on nairaland and he will put u through. If ur car drives well, which I think is d case, then it might just be the oxygen sensor that is tripping the check engine light. O2 sensor is the commonest cause of check engine light in Nigerian cars (even d new ones as u mentioned), yet it is d easiest and cheapest to repair.
BTW, what's the location of the car?

Meehn! This ride don travel o. Kai! 265k mileage?
And plz can u rectify the engine problems triggering that check engine light?
Not a bad ride shaah, but price is on d highway side in this Buhari regime. I hope d ride is worth it.

Nice ride. So unfortunate I'm late.

wolzbanks:
call 08033998513 for more info.cheers

Sorry, I can't do that. If u can't put an asking price here, then keep ur car.

WeNoGoDie:
Why not simply sell the car buy anyone else you choose. The car normally sells fast.

Was about typing this same thing. But then, a buyer might not be easy to come by, considering the economic status of this country.
So I suggest u make both options open, i.e, for sale or swap.

How much?