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sodiqyinka:
Posting don dey fall in ooo. A friend to a friend is posted to Sokoto, the other one Anambra. Mean while, they all runz Gidi ooo. Olorun jowo oooo *heart seriously beating*

Are you serious?

navistar:
Keep calm.. u r escalating issues. Take the high road sir. sabiguy na correct person, I'm sure you guys would b buds soonest

Seriously? I will break a stone with an egg before that will happen.

navistar:
Being a graduate doesn't mean being a graduate of anger/emotional management. You could help to quench the squabble btw warring parties by being diplomatic or further aggravate the Situation by tagging total emotional control as a key requisite to Graduates.

Please, as far as I can tell, there are no warring parties here, just a guy seeking attention by throwing tantrums.

taiwoliu:
So I saw ds, hp we won't v any1 among us lyk ds by Nov 2015

Graduate, over!

trendiitee:
Apy sunday ooooo.. Sabiguy and macmilla,, if una kill each oda 2day ehnnn........ Make I no say d tin wey dey my mind as I jst cum bak frm chrch...

But why una 2 like wahala like dis,,una no dey tire Chaiiiii....

Sweetheart, abeg wetin you carry for mind come back from church?

What could be funnier?

fulfillment2020:
Too many kids in the house throwing tantrums and abuses all the time. Once i get my posting, I will know i won't have any info to seek from here again, I will be off the thread. Nonsense

My brother, you are not far from the truth.

sabiguy:
Your doltish, lethargic and hebetudinous mind must be making you feel cool. R.e.t.a.r.d.e.d fellow

My dear, you are just a kid.

And please, stop using 3 words that mean virtually the same thing in a sentence. It only means you are trying to get attention and doesn't tell good of a full grown man.

sabiguy:
Don't feel happy yet. You caught the attention of the "eagle eye". You r on a watchlist! Na u dey send person comot for nairaland abi? Clap for urself

Uuuuuuuuuuuuhh! I'm scared.

#nonsense

GAZZUZZ:
Replace Vtec its in the picture above, that's why your car is not reving past 3000rpm
Replace both oxygen sensors (this will fix the fuel consumption) also give me a specific code for your transaxle malfunction.

If you fix all these you are almost done.

I fixed my vtec solenoid, it was a connection problem. My car can now rev to 5000 on Park. I was told this normal on Park. I hope that's true.
The scan results yielded 2nd clutch pressure switch malfunction which was later discovered that it was not plugged. It was plugged back and code dissappeared.
The codes I still have now are
P0325: Knock sensor malfunction
P0135: Primary heated O2 sensor
P0141: Secondary heated O2 sensor
P1751: mechanical problem in Hydraulic system
Any advice on these?
I observed that my car makes about 3 failed attempts to upshift to Gr 2 when cold but runs seamlessly when hot. Could this be due to wrong ATF fluid? And can it be remedied?

trendiitee:
hahahahahahahaha. Mo mo,, ur own sef pass hawdi's own..

No be small thing o. I reserve my comments.

Kennycyphers:
OK. well done Great Lion. How was Ur house manship

Cool. Stressful but cool.

sojiboy:
say make I asleep small and to wake 1000page is over! Shai eee Shai eee! Deariz God ooo

This page 1000 that you are sharing.

trendiitee:
u too lik wahala,,hian!!!! ... I'm suspectin u re related to sabiguy.. U sure say una 2 no b brothers

My dear, I'm not Sabiguy. I only attack ppl who attack others or ppl who seek unnecessary attention.
@ ur profile pic, You look very cute, anyway.

Kennycyphers:
OK.


you graduated from UNEC right?

Yeah. Medicine, '012

Phateamah:
Wow! So many pages to read in 30 minutes... Macmilla u r a criminal mastermind, dotman d valedictorian lol n ol d class 1000pg grads y'all r sighted.
Waiting 4 the 1111 page grads.

You look cute. I pray they send you to Delta.

khordistic:
go 2 hell joor, seems u'r too old to know waht d wrd 'fun' means, nd who d Bleep said u'r cute??!

No direct insults, bro. Polite insults are accepted, anyway.

Dminister:
its d privilege they have for free entry and free exit d reason why they type tenaciously as those who don't have a re-think when they want to address adults.. sometimes I jux wonder if they think this place is meant for those who are still sucking their mother's breasts.we are educated adults and they should put this into consideration weneva they are coming here to type tete a tete statements intended to cavort quarrels in this forum..becos nairaland is free entry and free exit should not make one to feel possessive of the right to insult peeps here.. Let's behave ourselves!!!

Jeez! Educated adults you say. May I ask what is 'educated' about this writeup of yours? Is it the punctuation? Is it the concord?

Educated indeed. Mtcheeeew

Cutehector4u:
bros na wa for u.... U just dnt hav anythn meaningful to say dis mornin....its just a username ok...,i can use any username i want to,,, jeez....

Frustration must be killing you right now.

Cutehector4u:
ur very sick....

Someone wants to start a fight with me. Hahaha! Lwkmd, rotf.
Bros, you no reach.

Cutehector4u:
So are we suppsoed to give the 1000th commenter an award? And if so what will d nam of the awwrd be? An award of total joblessness

When a full blown man starts calling himself "cute", I smell "G" around the corner.

Cutehector4u:
So are we suppsoed to give the 1000th commenter an award? And if so what will d nam of the awwrd be? An award of total joblessness

Now, you are just being jealous.

Enangson:
FOR THE RECORD'S

PAGE 1000 LASTED FOR JUST 2 minutes

first post: 9:30am by Dotman10

Last post: 9:32am by Sodiqyinka

I'm guessing the shortest ever.

Those who were mentioned on the famous page 1000

Macmilla (2*)
Mspee
Taiye4christ
Oyeludef
Zicky
Titiluvly
AmegoA

You guys are worth mentioning too.

CONGRATULATIONS

Deehvahrzz:
Oya take Dis sloppy kiss den. Haba how guy go offer u kiss. Plus u never can tell. Mite just be d best kiss ooo

If dt is your picture on your profile, then my jaw don drop so tee I don get fracture of the jaw. You look cute.

Enangson:
THE LUCKY ONES ON PAGE 1000


Dotman10
thinkr
zicky (2*)
usherseun
oyeludef (3*)
horlawoomey
navistar (2*)
fashoo2010
nnamdin
mimiy05
dania30
mogenerous
jacob05
anugod (2*)
amegoa
jimzy4u
syahboy
Enangson (humble self)
macmilla
taiye4christ
sodiqyinka (2*)
deehvahrzz
mspee
eramate
dozzynet.



FOR BEING PART OF HISTORY, YOU SHALL ALL BE POSTED TO YOUR LUCKY STATES.

It's not fair! You didn't consider people that were mentioned on the page. Don't you think they are also part of history?

navistar:
Well played.. I have lost this battle!!

At least, you live to fight another day.

zicky:
I am use to calling my younger Bros cow wen he do naughty things, maybe I got carried away cos I wanted to make the 1000th page

No hard feelings, man. Though I will advise you don't use it on someone else.

Deehvahrzz:
Oya take Dis sloppy kiss den. Haba how guy go offer u kiss. Plus u never can tell. Mite just be d best kiss ooo

I de tellsssss you. Mpppptttttttttttppppppppwuahhhhhhh

Claroo:
Page 2000 no fit happen,i doubt ham

With ppl like me still around, you never can tell.

niceeric:
i'll be sure about that before I put it up as a post here if I were you

Just saw your profile and I'm sorry I called you "dear". Bros, you be better DUDE.

Isryl02:
e pain me o
U get space dere wey u wan sell bro? Even if na lease

Nothing for you. Wait for page 2000. Jeeez! Will that ever come