₦airaland Forum

I was thinking you had fair skin, which was why you were mistaken for Igbo since such mistakes are common, but you have dark skin and now I agree with your confusion.

Is this even surprising? Especially when an actual convict like Orji Kalu is hustling for Senate Presidency or is it Akpabio that has both Governorship and ministerial corruption allegations following him.

108 goals and 5 conceded goals in 23 matches. The last time I saw this score sheet was when I played Real Football 2015 on Pro difficulty. Congrats to the most overpowered team in Spanish female football.

I will call them Alhaji Musa and Alhaja(Mrs) Yemisi Mohammed.

Who forgets to flush the toilet? This makes me doubt if she wiped her nyash after the act or that water is far from the toilet and she was in a rush to leave.

Soludo is barely a year in office but they are already seeing him as a bad example. The projects he inaugurated not long ago are yet to be completed but people are already describing his governorship in poor terms. Yes, Soludo showed proud and selfish vibes during this election, but don't let those sentiments blind you from his present and future works in the Anambra state.

Please which African country has the best and safest election process? Let me japa there in the future before I am able to afford Canada or U.K. Nigeria's electoral process is deteriorating and it's giving me headache. I fear I may not have the feeling of being in a functional democracy for a while in this country, I am sure another African country can give me the feeling of being in a working democracy.

I noticed that Vivour-Rhodes is too intelligent, visionary and too clean politically that the even negative comments under his posts are best described as either useless talk, cheap propaganda, people trying to lie to themselves and those people that want Sanwo-Olu no matter what. Permit me to say, but if Peter Obi is an Elijah, Rhodes-Vivour is an Elisha with double anointing.

When simp gains courage and backslides again. Seriously if she didn't tell him that she would come with her entourage beforehand then his actions are justified.

Buhari: When asked by Trump "Why are you killing Christians", Buhari waves the largely one sided massacres of indigenes in Christian majority Middle Belt areas as herdsmen/farmers clashes happening since the times of his fathers.
Atiku: Got pressured to delete a tweet condemning the blasphemy killing of the girl, Deborah Samuel in Sokoto
Tinubu: Ignoring the Muslim-Muslim ticket, When the largely one sided killings of South Westerners by Fulani herdsmen began, Tinubu simply called for peace, it was Sunday Igboho and then Akeredolu and Chief Olu Falae that recognized the seriousness of the situation and helped establish Amotekun.

So I was on Twitter for a while and I realized that the markets Obi visited were some of the most popular and most productive markets in Lagos with a high trader population and why should one be surprised that it has a majority Igbo population since Igbos are very hardworking and ambitious traders and most likely to crowd and compete for where there is a high demand for the product. Don't take somebody that mocked the TBS crowd only to make the market visit a tribal issue because of the great crowd there, seriously.

Did anybody notice that Obi campaign travels seems to be the most energetic and tireless? We may take this for granted but don't forget we have a President who rather prefers to go abroad to attend one obscure conference than personally look into unfortunate events happening in his own country with his V.P. being assigned as chief condolence visitor. I see that Obi definitely has the energy and dedication.

Seun Kuti reminds me of Deju Adejianyu. Their mission is to plant apathy in logical-minded people while zombies and bigots win the day. If you have a candidate even if na Sowore, say it or keep quiet if you don't, not attempting to twist people's thinking to the advantage of zombies and bigots who don't need to think critically before making a choice. We nearly had the devil and deep blue sea in the beginning, but I can see that some people aren't happy we have better options, thus their mission to bring apathy.

Change the topic to how to insult people's intelligence. With an average family unit of four people, with high food prices, both fuel and transport hikes,how about fuel for generator and gas for cooking, you think N20000 is enough. Miscellaneous expenses is now a luxury. Spits! Don't dare generalize it, specify that this advice is for single people and not everybody.

Japa if majority country people still no get basic sense in this election.

People that want pussy normally hire hook up girls or go the brothel houses. If you want relationship-related pussy, long distance relationship is a no-no, don't you have friendly girls and green lighters near you that you believe are not celibates although you have to wait for mutual feelings to properly develop. How about dating apps that can filter locations.

Deja Vu 3? Another excerpt from the Business day 2015 article on Buhari regarding his 1980s military regime : "..change in the colours of the Naira to arrest illegal currency dealings as well as establish CBN’s control over the amount of money in circulation."
The full link of the Business Day article on Buhari's past regime https://businessday.ng/features/article/buhari-changing-times-old-strategies/

Deja Vu 1: Banning a present resource despite not having enough of the new proposed resource. Example the blockage of foreign rice importation despite local rice production not yet having mechanisms for optimum supply. This is the similar situation with the new naira notes now.
Deja Vu 2: Unbearable Queues for an easy to get resource eg.ATM dispensed naira reminiscent of Buhari 80's regime where citizens queued to get simple resources. Example, an excerpt from a Business Day 2015 article : "...and there were general shortages of basic commodities like rice, milk, sugar, etc and the helpless masses had to queue endlessly to get to these items."
Who would have imagined abnormally large queues at ATM stands with people wasting hours of productive time just to get their money.

Why can't Nigerian states have more of this half loaf than no loaf at all. These governor's were clearly corrupt. Akpabio dipped his hands in state treasury while Ganduje was receiving bribes and kickbacks from contractors yet they transformed their states. Why is Abia state cursed with governors that don't even make an effort but steal everything. God's own state indeed! Just a random thought.

Ka3na Sha. While I admire her determination to stay relevant, especially since she was left BbNaija house early, the fact remains that she has been an insufferably desperate clout chaser ever since she left the BbNaija house.

Confront her, threaten her and figure out if she deposited STDs or tried the pregnancy trap. Dude was drugged and didn't even get to enjoy the sex. Seriously, despite all the horney men around, some girls still rape, haba!

When BBNaija Titan was announced to be during election season, I was mad, it is not necessarily a distraction, although I hate the fact it topped #ObiChattamHouse on Twitter due to the combined strength of NGA and SA Twitter and the fact it disenfranchised at least 10 Nigerians even though that number if very much insignificant. When I first heard about the timing of the new season, I decided to stay away from it till after elections. School life and politics is enough on my plate. But with the entrance of SA guys I expect it to be more raunchy since SA has lesser sexual hypocrites than Nigerians.

Moral lesson: If naija guys no work for you, try another country

According the Merriam-Webster dictionary, hullabaloo is an informal word that refers to a loud, continued noise or mixture of noises. Above is one of the different meanings of hullabaloo. I am suspecting that this was what Tinubu was trying to say or meant in that viral video. Let me rephrase part of his statement: "...a townhall different from balabloo bloo blu bulaba.” vs "...a townhall different from hullabaloo (noise making).”

Congrats to the wife. We are talking about how married woman find it hard to leave their abusive marriages, but it seems the event planner has taken away the wife's problem and dilemma. The event planner should enjoy the man while it lasts because she will be the next victim of his unfaithful and abusive behaviours.

Colored hair that girls with short hair dey use take cope is what this guy is dissing. Haba Doctor!

4) I fear newer graduates of UNN may have the wrong notion that Obi's certificate is fake due to some changes made over the years by the university on how their certificates appear which I will show:
-The Honours are now handwritten as seen in 2014 copy compared to the 1984,1986 and 1999 certificates.
-The letter 'D' and the numbers are now spaced as seen in 2014 copy compared to 1986 and 1999 copies.
-The word font which is Gothic style were typed in the empty fields on the 1984,1986 and 1999 copies, but in the 2014 copy, the empty fields were written on by hand.

FUTURE ISSUES:
The argument about Obi's certificate not having a stamp which seems peculiar to UNN certificates since the school only uses an uncoloured seal implies that if someone should release a photocopy of his certificate, some ignorant outsiders may see it as fake since the seal doesn't appear on a photocopied copy since these outsiders expect to see some stamp.Thus it may not be until the person releases his original that they will believe him. Obi may not be the last UNN graduate politician to face this.

So I am going to breakdown four UNN certificates to show that argument of Peter Obi's certificate being fake is baseless.
Note: I am using the years they graduated to identify the respective certificates to ease identification

1)On the issue of UNN Certificates issued on Saturday:
The 1984,1986 and 1999 certificates were issued on Saturday. UNN is known to do convocations on Saturday (to allow parents and well wishers attend), which is probably why it is dated Saturday

2)On the issue of original stamps:
The 2014 certificate which is the only original copy here (1999 certificate is a coloured photocopy) is seen to not only have an uncolored background decoration, but also has an uncolored seal at the bottom (UNN don't do stamps, they use seals), if you compare to other certificates, you can see the background decoration and seal don't appear when the certificate is photocopied.

3)On the issue of the number at the top right corner, you can see the letter 'D' and the numbers aren't spaced in the 1984 and 1999 certificate, but were spaced in the 2014 copy, indicating UNN made little changes with time, unfortunately it is faded in the 1986 copy.
Also the argument that the number indicates a person's position among the many students that have graduated from the school over the years doesn't hold water comparing the 1984,1999 and 2014 copies especially since it is a popular university established since 1960.

Even the MFM church and its members that seriously hates witchcraft will never physically assault anyone, they only believe in spiritual warfare using the theory about not fighting against flesh and blood but against principalities and powers. It's spiritual illiteracy and barbarism that cause this.

It is good that UAE has better employee rights compared to their Arab neighbors.

Ganduje that supports blasphemy law (that has affected Christians in recent times) and allows Kano Hisbah to destroy alcohol in the Sabo Quarters where Christian are known to reside has no moral right to speak on this issue

Why is it anytime they are talking about morality, it always have to do with sex and indecent dressing. Even corrupt politicians are talking about morality, I wonder if they don't see bribe taking, extortion and theft of public fund as lack of morals and indiscipline too.