₦airaland Forum

Like Seriously,
Enforcement attacks in Ebonyi on Tuesday
Enforcement attacks in Enugu on Wednesday
Ekpa's allowed break on Thursday
Enforcement attacks in Anambra on Friday
Who is next?

Ever since, JAMB started using CBT for the UTME exams, I noticed that students that take the first two days of the exam end up as sacrificial lambs to variety of technical hitches. A typical example: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/595130-2023-utme-jamb-reschedules-exam-for-candidates-over-technical-hitches.html.
This is despite the fact that JAMB conducts a mock exam which should have exposed all the problems with their system for correction ahead of the main exam.
These particular set of affected students are mostly science students and the very intelligent students among them are more likely to apply for competitive courses in very competitive universities because they think they are up to the challenge.
Unfortunately, some of these intelligent student get "jammed" by JAMB and their hopes of getting admitted to competitive universities dwindle. I remember my first UTME score was 222. I wrote on the first day of
the exam and they actually added 40marks that year for students that took first two days of the exam due to technical hitches(2016). I didn't get admission that year. My WAEC wiped my tears as I got one of the best results in my school. The next year,I wrote on the second day of the exam and got 298 and post-UTME 294. So what I am saying is Mmesoma(who has been confirmed to be academically intelligent) could have been lucky if she tried next year just like I was, rather than complicating her situation (if she actually falsified her result). Yes, the pressure to succeed as an intelligent student your parents see you as is there but there is still the WAEC SSCE exam result to make them proud of.

He should ignore her and focus on the person that accepted him with no issues (his present gf). Because even if he gets the miss friendzone she might end up comparing him to her numerous exes so no need to part of her stupid game

Is it not in this same country that an anonymous male on Twitter will gift a random girl hundreds of thousands of naira just because she is beautiful? It is as simple as one having more than enough money to spend.

Not exactly right or wrong, just a heads up. Like if you can't handle her bringing her 3kids to their date will you be able to handle her 3 kids in the relationship? Although consent before bringing extras to a date is very important to avoid misunderstandings like this though.

I was thinking you had fair skin, which was why you were mistaken for Igbo since such mistakes are common, but you have dark skin and now I agree with your confusion.

Is this even surprising? Especially when an actual convict like Orji Kalu is hustling for Senate Presidency or is it Akpabio that has both Governorship and ministerial corruption allegations following him.

108 goals and 5 conceded goals in 23 matches. The last time I saw this score sheet was when I played Real Football 2015 on Pro difficulty. Congrats to the most overpowered team in Spanish female football.

I will call them Alhaji Musa and Alhaja(Mrs) Yemisi Mohammed.

Who forgets to flush the toilet? This makes me doubt if she wiped her nyash after the act or that water is far from the toilet and she was in a rush to leave.

Soludo is barely a year in office but they are already seeing him as a bad example. The projects he inaugurated not long ago are yet to be completed but people are already describing his governorship in poor terms. Yes, Soludo showed proud and selfish vibes during this election, but don't let those sentiments blind you from his present and future works in the Anambra state.

Please which African country has the best and safest election process? Let me japa there in the future before I am able to afford Canada or U.K. Nigeria's electoral process is deteriorating and it's giving me headache. I fear I may not have the feeling of being in a functional democracy for a while in this country, I am sure another African country can give me the feeling of being in a working democracy.

I noticed that Vivour-Rhodes is too intelligent, visionary and too clean politically that the even negative comments under his posts are best described as either useless talk, cheap propaganda, people trying to lie to themselves and those people that want Sanwo-Olu no matter what. Permit me to say, but if Peter Obi is an Elijah, Rhodes-Vivour is an Elisha with double anointing.

When simp gains courage and backslides again. Seriously if she didn't tell him that she would come with her entourage beforehand then his actions are justified.

Buhari: When asked by Trump "Why are you killing Christians", Buhari waves the largely one sided massacres of indigenes in Christian majority Middle Belt areas as herdsmen/farmers clashes happening since the times of his fathers.
Atiku: Got pressured to delete a tweet condemning the blasphemy killing of the girl, Deborah Samuel in Sokoto
Tinubu: Ignoring the Muslim-Muslim ticket, When the largely one sided killings of South Westerners by Fulani herdsmen began, Tinubu simply called for peace, it was Sunday Igboho and then Akeredolu and Chief Olu Falae that recognized the seriousness of the situation and helped establish Amotekun.

So I was on Twitter for a while and I realized that the markets Obi visited were some of the most popular and most productive markets in Lagos with a high trader population and why should one be surprised that it has a majority Igbo population since Igbos are very hardworking and ambitious traders and most likely to crowd and compete for where there is a high demand for the product. Don't take somebody that mocked the TBS crowd only to make the market visit a tribal issue because of the great crowd there, seriously.

Did anybody notice that Obi campaign travels seems to be the most energetic and tireless? We may take this for granted but don't forget we have a President who rather prefers to go abroad to attend one obscure conference than personally look into unfortunate events happening in his own country with his V.P. being assigned as chief condolence visitor. I see that Obi definitely has the energy and dedication.

Seun Kuti reminds me of Deju Adejianyu. Their mission is to plant apathy in logical-minded people while zombies and bigots win the day. If you have a candidate even if na Sowore, say it or keep quiet if you don't, not attempting to twist people's thinking to the advantage of zombies and bigots who don't need to think critically before making a choice. We nearly had the devil and deep blue sea in the beginning, but I can see that some people aren't happy we have better options, thus their mission to bring apathy.

Change the topic to how to insult people's intelligence. With an average family unit of four people, with high food prices, both fuel and transport hikes,how about fuel for generator and gas for cooking, you think N20000 is enough. Miscellaneous expenses is now a luxury. Spits! Don't dare generalize it, specify that this advice is for single people and not everybody.

Japa if majority country people still no get basic sense in this election.

People that want pussy normally hire hook up girls or go the brothel houses. If you want relationship-related pussy, long distance relationship is a no-no, don't you have friendly girls and green lighters near you that you believe are not celibates although you have to wait for mutual feelings to properly develop. How about dating apps that can filter locations.

Deja Vu 3? Another excerpt from the Business day 2015 article on Buhari regarding his 1980s military regime : "..change in the colours of the Naira to arrest illegal currency dealings as well as establish CBN’s control over the amount of money in circulation."
The full link of the Business Day article on Buhari's past regime https://businessday.ng/features/article/buhari-changing-times-old-strategies/

Deja Vu 1: Banning a present resource despite not having enough of the new proposed resource. Example the blockage of foreign rice importation despite local rice production not yet having mechanisms for optimum supply. This is the similar situation with the new naira notes now.
Deja Vu 2: Unbearable Queues for an easy to get resource eg.ATM dispensed naira reminiscent of Buhari 80's regime where citizens queued to get simple resources. Example, an excerpt from a Business Day 2015 article : "...and there were general shortages of basic commodities like rice, milk, sugar, etc and the helpless masses had to queue endlessly to get to these items."
Who would have imagined abnormally large queues at ATM stands with people wasting hours of productive time just to get their money.

Why can't Nigerian states have more of this half loaf than no loaf at all. These governor's were clearly corrupt. Akpabio dipped his hands in state treasury while Ganduje was receiving bribes and kickbacks from contractors yet they transformed their states. Why is Abia state cursed with governors that don't even make an effort but steal everything. God's own state indeed! Just a random thought.

Ka3na Sha. While I admire her determination to stay relevant, especially since she was left BbNaija house early, the fact remains that she has been an insufferably desperate clout chaser ever since she left the BbNaija house.

Confront her, threaten her and figure out if she deposited STDs or tried the pregnancy trap. Dude was drugged and didn't even get to enjoy the sex. Seriously, despite all the horney men around, some girls still rape, haba!

When BBNaija Titan was announced to be during election season, I was mad, it is not necessarily a distraction, although I hate the fact it topped #ObiChattamHouse on Twitter due to the combined strength of NGA and SA Twitter and the fact it disenfranchised at least 10 Nigerians even though that number if very much insignificant. When I first heard about the timing of the new season, I decided to stay away from it till after elections. School life and politics is enough on my plate. But with the entrance of SA guys I expect it to be more raunchy since SA has lesser sexual hypocrites than Nigerians.

Moral lesson: If naija guys no work for you, try another country

According the Merriam-Webster dictionary, hullabaloo is an informal word that refers to a loud, continued noise or mixture of noises. Above is one of the different meanings of hullabaloo. I am suspecting that this was what Tinubu was trying to say or meant in that viral video. Let me rephrase part of his statement: "...a townhall different from balabloo bloo blu bulaba.” vs "...a townhall different from hullabaloo (noise making).”

Congrats to the wife. We are talking about how married woman find it hard to leave their abusive marriages, but it seems the event planner has taken away the wife's problem and dilemma. The event planner should enjoy the man while it lasts because she will be the next victim of his unfaithful and abusive behaviours.

Colored hair that girls with short hair dey use take cope is what this guy is dissing. Haba Doctor!

4) I fear newer graduates of UNN may have the wrong notion that Obi's certificate is fake due to some changes made over the years by the university on how their certificates appear which I will show:
-The Honours are now handwritten as seen in 2014 copy compared to the 1984,1986 and 1999 certificates.
-The letter 'D' and the numbers are now spaced as seen in 2014 copy compared to 1986 and 1999 copies.
-The word font which is Gothic style were typed in the empty fields on the 1984,1986 and 1999 copies, but in the 2014 copy, the empty fields were written on by hand.

FUTURE ISSUES:
The argument about Obi's certificate not having a stamp which seems peculiar to UNN certificates since the school only uses an uncoloured seal implies that if someone should release a photocopy of his certificate, some ignorant outsiders may see it as fake since the seal doesn't appear on a photocopied copy since these outsiders expect to see some stamp.Thus it may not be until the person releases his original that they will believe him. Obi may not be the last UNN graduate politician to face this.