Politics › Re: Throwback Cartoon Of Failed Promises By Buhari On A Loaf Of Bread- Photo by macrodata(m): 4:36pm On Jul 06, 2021 |
FarahAideed: Failed then , failed today , the story of the man zombies call messiah There's no better words to eulogize the suffering-tone-deaf-poverty-elevator-incompetent president of modern day retrogressive Nigeria. Weldone, FarahAideed. |
Politics › Re: Ijaw Leaders Meet British Government, Seek Exit From Nigeria by macrodata(m): 12:48pm On Jul 06, 2021 |
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Politics › Re: Onyekachi Nwebonyi: Ebonyi Commissioner Pours Woman's Food Away by macrodata(m): 12:01pm On Jul 05, 2021 |
ChiefSosa: I've heard of this guy. He's a very notorious man; his pride knows no bound. It blows my mind how someone can put tears in the eyes of his/her fellow human. How can you sleep at night knowing you're the source of a family's tears?! You just ruined someone's life and you go about your activities like it's nothing. Some of this so called "big men" deserve to be killed 'cause they've also killed others directly/indirectly. If I were the president, I'll find him and make him get on his hands and knees and eat the entire food like the animal that he is. I don't care if the food is decayed before I get there, he'll eat it and digest it with gutter water and I'll make the entire market women fart down his throat and he must not belch. He'll then be kept on a leech and then tied to a tree while I take the vendor out to purchase new food stuff to prepare, with HIS salary. IF she broke the law, he could have reported her to the relevant authorities, they'll detain her, make her pay fine/do community service, then warn her so as to avoid such or go to an appropriate place to do her business. I HATE INJUSTICE. You are no different than the oppressor. Why not just hand him over to the authorities instead of all this emotional jungle barbarism you call fairness? |
Family › Re: This Baby Face Something Is Not Working For Me by macrodata(m): 11:50am On Jul 05, 2021 |
illicit: Infact I have infant face 
Most people assume I am a student
The funniest thing is that I keep getting younger instead of older
I don't know how or why Same here sir. I'm almost 40 with a face of a 23-25 years old guy who still look young for his age. That's why I grow my beard always. |
Politics › Re: 2023: North Must Give Power To South – Shettima by macrodata(m): 10:34am On Jul 03, 2021 |
Deadlytruth: You must have been hoping to get to power through a military coup else all you stated above can't be done democratically. Even if you attempt it as a military ruler, it won't take long for you to start being accused of trying to build your own political empire using your loyalists among the political and military class to replace those you are sacking and probing. Before you know it, another coup will remove you. In fact it is the same masses whose interest you think you are fighting for that will vilify you and call for a coup to remove you. In summary your perception about good governance is far from practical reality. You're right. Not everyone wants freedom from oppression. Some are cursed to remain cursed, not wanting anything good in their life. We are all different for a reason. |
Politics › Re: 2023: North Must Give Power To South – Shettima by macrodata(m): 9:00am On Jul 03, 2021 |
tamdun: I just dey pity the next president after Buhari, the problem will be too much for him to manage If someone with my mindset becomes president, ALL northerners in high positions will retire. All oil licences ceased. All political office holders who ever benefitted from contracts will be audited and jailed if misappropriated. They'll be going down the ladder. As for Fulani, they'll regret ever stepping foot in the North much less southern Nigeria. In the end, before I retire, I'll split this country into four parts: North, Middlebelt, Ooduwa & Biafra. Everybody go your papa house & continue your fuckery! |
Politics › Re: Police Parade Lady K And 11 Others Arrested At Sunday Igboho's House by macrodata(m): 8:12am On Jul 02, 2021 |
Subsea: Wow....Fulani have conquered everywhere in Nigeria. Nigeria is truly their own. Wait till the people decide to face the government & Fulani together. That's what it's all leading to, one big anarchy. |
Business › Re: Mircea Popescu, Bitcoin Billionaire Dies After Drowning In Costa Rica Sea by macrodata(m): 5:56pm On Jul 01, 2021 |
BuyAndSellStuff: These guys are faking their deaths & disappearing with people's money. 
A man with billions of dollars can change his identity with surgery, relocate to a remote part of the world and live in absolute peace forever.
Very sharp guy. it's his own money. Not people's investment. Why do Nigerians like speaking out of ignorance? Na wa o. Everybody wants to comment. |
Romance › Re: 50% Out Of The Divorce Settlement?? Hell No, I Deserve 70% It’s Over 2years by macrodata(m): 10:01am On Jul 01, 2021 |
You're lucky to have 50%. You have a considerate ex-husband. In marriage, 2 people become 1. Why do you want more than half of what the concept of marriage graphs?
Didn't he pay your bride price? You must have to return his price if you want divorce or simply ccept his generous offer of 50% |
Politics › Re: Another 182 Unmarked Graves Found At 3rd Indigenous Residential School In Canada by macrodata(m): 8:04am On Jul 01, 2021 |
Na wa oh! What's with Canada and human burial in institutions? |
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Shot Dead While Attempting To Collect Ransom In Kogi (graphic Photos) by macrodata(m): 8:11am On Jun 30, 2021 |
This one na Fulani na! |
Crime › Re: Usifo Ataga's Family To Nigerians: Don’t Worsen Our Plight by macrodata(m): 8:04pm On Jun 27, 2021 |
NwaAmaikpe:

Imagine the ingratitude. I expected the family to be grateful that Chidinma has brought them clout. Fück off! Insensitive swine!
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Phones › Re: Don’t Do This To Your iPhone! by macrodata(m): 10:34am On Jun 27, 2021 |
Where will you find that signal in Nigeria? Abeg leave matter for Mathias! |
Crime › Re: Chidinma Ojukwu: I Don’t Want To Die Over Usifo Ataga's Case by macrodata(m): 9:01am On Jun 27, 2021 |
P1PrinceKT: Leave the innocent Girl alone. She was either mistaken or frame up.
#StandWithChidinma You know something we don't? Go to the police station and repeat what you just said.
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Crime › Re: More Updates On Chidinma Story by macrodata(m): 9:11pm On Jun 26, 2021 |
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Crime › Re: Huge Elephant Broke Into A White Woman’s Home, Looking For Food (video) by macrodata(m): 3:12pm On Jun 26, 2021 |
Toluwarnih: so na to demolish the building remain  You think that cubicle you call kitchen or the coffin you call home can stop a bull elephant that wants in?
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Matt Hancock And Gina Coladangelo Kissing, Caught On CCTV Video; Gina Packs Out by macrodata(m): 1:54pm On Jun 26, 2021 |
Mr HandCock Mrs VaaGina
They go well together. |
Crime › Re: More Updates On Chidinma Story by macrodata(m): 1:43pm On Jun 26, 2021 |
This is the most confusing story I ever read. It's worse than maths. Kindly share her socha mida handu lemme see somtee. |
Crime › Re: Huge Elephant Broke Into A White Woman’s Home, Looking For Food (video) by macrodata(m): 1:36pm On Jun 26, 2021 |
Lol If by chance it finds peanuts... Better demolish that building because it'll keep coming back everyday. The only way to scare him off is to keep tie rats on the pathway to the house.
Apparently, almighty Elephant are scared of rats because they are afraid of sniffing in one rat mistakenly into the brain and cause damage to their system. |
Crime › Re: Chukwuemeka Onyegbula Indicted For $340K Fraud In US by macrodata(m): 9:34pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
Thinktwicemybro: Here we go again, the children of ikemba of the dot nation will never cease to embarrass the peace loving people of this country. While the afonjas keep raping children and mining skull, the afambus are scamming the hell out of the innocent. Am ashamed. Please do fast and detach yourselves from us, we are not even safe from your women. please kindly share her socha mida handu lemme see somtee  |
Travel › Re: Immigration Stops 20 Intending Passengers From Leaving Nigeria At Lagos Airport by macrodata(m): 1:49pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
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Phones › Re: Help: How Do I Port My Sim To Another Network? by macrodata(op): 1:07pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
Pierocash: contact Airtel customer service Thank you. I was able to get information on the procedure from their website. Thanks again. |
Phones › Help: How Do I Port My Sim To Another Network? by macrodata(op): 12:44pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
Please kindly help me with porting codes or tell me if it's a process I need to do at their office?
I wish to port to Airtel. |
Crime › Re: How I Lure Ladies On Instagram To Sleep With Me, Blackmail Them - Suspect- Video by macrodata(m): 8:56am On Jun 24, 2021 |
Reeses: You need to be questioned too I Dey suspect you Simply because they are neighbors? You are no different than the Nigeria Police. |
Politics › Re: NIN Enrolment: NIMC Seeks N25bn For Storage Servers by macrodata(m): 8:45pm On Jun 23, 2021 |
OjoMadiba: Where is your bVN stored? Have you asked? Does your BVN not contain your private information? They've mentioned that there are servers already. They need additional servers to capture all of the country. |
Politics › Re: NIN Enrolment: NIMC Seeks N25bn For Storage Servers by macrodata(m): 5:50pm On Jun 23, 2021 |
IbnBattuta1960: Why not use cloud services? Na to chop money una dey find  Your national database on cloud server in a foreign country is not a god idea for security reasons. |
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba Paid To Build Crowwe By CBN; Twitter Banned To Promote It by macrodata(m): 2:12pm On Jun 23, 2021 |
Samunique: Don't bother yourself, the Cr0wee or Cowree of an app has been permanently send it obscurity so shall it remain .
Meanwhile, how many of you noticed that, the word Cr0wee has been sensorred on nairaland ?
Pls try and write it, it will not appear in your post, that's why I have to put zero instead of letter o. Buhari is another word I couldn't write last week. I don't know if it was based on the construction of my sentence. |
Education › Re: The Tree Of Life, Cedars Of God & Other Famous Trees In The World (Pictures) by macrodata(m): 11:34am On Jun 23, 2021 |
ChiefSosa: He makes things tiring. He ruins interesting threads by derailing and talking off point( I wonder why mods don't remove his derailing comments). He makes things less appealing and will always rush to book space. You'll never see him have REAL intellectual discussions; he gets embarrassed whenever he does. So, he'll continue to spill cliché things. Immediately I saw his moniker, I already knew how the comment would be like. There's religious section, I wonder why he chooses to constitute nuisance in other sections. He makes Christianity to be mentally exhausting, even for fellow Christians. People like him easily get sacked at work, especially abroad. If he truly wants to preach, let him relocate to the north. All these Nairaland posts are just to seek attention. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Don Zino Osieme: List Of Adulterous Pastors & Politicians In Isoko, Delta by macrodata(m): 5:27pm On Jun 22, 2021 |
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Phones › Re: Help My Samsung Galaxy Prime Is Not Browsing by macrodata(m): 5:15pm On Jun 22, 2021 |
Pauling: no, all sim are working on it. I can call and recieved call, including messages. The only issue is browsing. Take it to the nearest phone repairer to install stock rom software update. |
Phones › Re: Help My Samsung Galaxy Prime Is Not Browsing by macrodata(m): 10:38pm On Jun 21, 2021 |
Is it sim locked? (Tied to a particular network?) |
Nairaland General › Re: Staffs Denied Entry As Cows Takeover Entrance Of Ughelli North Headquarter In De by macrodata(m): 2:38pm On Jun 21, 2021 |
Free cow meat for Ugheli people delivered to their secretariat. Congratulations. Eat, drink and be merry. For no one knows when the Fulanis will come for our heads.  |