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Christianity Etc › Re: Don Moen, Donnie Mcclurkin, Frank Edwards Arrive Lagos For "The Experience" by macuwon(m): 4:16pm On Dec 04, 2015
panachuku:
Hope ISIS/Boko haram no go come TBS o. grin
No be lie...
Am in lagos and i wish to attend
But in endtimes like this, the fear of public gathering, especially religious, is the beginning of wisdom.
Business › Re: New Style Of Shoplifting, Shop Owners Beware! by macuwon(op): 1:51pm On Dec 04, 2015
udysweet:
Female here o,lol! And all this "Endtime" ish I've been seeing all over NL,my eyes haf beginning to paining me,maybe I shd stat wearin som kinda ey glass dat will filter out any endtime word out,lol!
Sorry for d endtime gender mixup...

All dis endtime gals dt would be sharp like guys

Plus i sell an endtime filter eye glass angry

Just ping me and ur endtime troubles are over grin
Crime › Re: Girl Knocked Down By "Hit & Run" Driver In Abuja - Do You Know Her? by macuwon(m): 1:43pm On Dec 04, 2015
I see ambrose alli ekpoma, the school should be contacted, her department, etc, they would have her details.
Business › Re: New Style Of Shoplifting, Shop Owners Beware! by macuwon(op): 5:25pm On Dec 03, 2015
adellam16:
the continuous use of endtime is becoming childish. Form ur own slang.
And how does it affect you in this endtime?
Politics › Re: Stop Running From Boko Haram – Buratai Warns Troops In Gulak, Gajigana by macuwon(m): 11:24am On Dec 03, 2015
Endtime soldiers are afraid of meeting their endtime grin
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Vs Linda Ikeji:Who Rocked The Denim Outfit Better?(photos) by macuwon(m): 10:15am On Dec 03, 2015
irunooboo:
Most guys like to brag on social media but when it comes down to action they chicken out undecided After my previous thread on why NL men are sexually poor, i got Tons of pm's from guys trying to prove a point. I replied one guy and we met at a restaurant in Ado-ekiti on tuesday to talk and know each other. eventually i had a soft spot for him and i went to his house last night. After gisting for a while, we started kissing and smooching and his breath smells alchohol badly. I observed he is not good at foreplays too but i ignored thinking his sexual performance would make up for it. Alas sad the guy cum after 3mins and started defending himself saying my pusssy is tight and its been long he had sex. I got angry and pretended i was satisfied while i dressed up and left. My question is why do most men cum so fasthuh is it too much sugar intake or over excitement? I still cant find a man who can satisfy me sexually sad
Whatever endtime reason made you come up with this epistle..

I just know you must be an endtime agent
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Vs Linda Ikeji:Who Rocked The Denim Outfit Better?(photos) by macuwon(m): 10:09am On Dec 03, 2015
What is denim?
On denim again?

Endtime styles..

Wearing tear tear clothes proudly
Christianity Etc › Re: Could Sin Be The Reason For Joblessness? by macuwon(m): 9:54am On Dec 03, 2015
Lol, endtime state of mind!

UNEMPLOYMENT is an endtime trend.. Please dont spiritualize it.
Phones › Re: Mob Destroys MTN Office In Owerri (Photos) by macuwon(m): 9:27pm On Dec 02, 2015
Check out dis endtime AIRTEL people

They might still have stones in their pocket

Mtn is gradually nearing its endtime

Yello.. Its ENDTIME! Everywhere you go! grin
Crime › Re: Man Defiles Wife’s Nieces ‘to Appease Angry Gods’ by macuwon(m): 4:24pm On Dec 02, 2015
Lol
Endtime gods in an endtime state..

Poor nieces become endtime victims..

All this endtime virgins beware! Before you are used for endtime sacrifice.
Agriculture › Re: Mira Mehta To Produce Tomato Paste In Nigeria by macuwon(m): 3:25pm On Dec 02, 2015
sonofananimal:
he say if you graduate from harvad university abroad, make you come Nigeria come do tomatoes farming.
That can never happen in dis endtime grin
Travel › Re: The Man Who Caused A Scare At The Lagos Airport Today Pictured by macuwon(m): 3:24pm On Dec 02, 2015
atarapa:
End time nairalander,
You resemble endtime guy too grin
Agriculture › Re: Mira Mehta To Produce Tomato Paste In Nigeria by macuwon(m): 3:20pm On Dec 02, 2015
Someone should help me summarise it, i couldnt read it coz am afraid of all dis endtime posts cool
Travel › Re: The Man Who Caused A Scare At The Lagos Airport Today Pictured by macuwon(m): 3:09pm On Dec 02, 2015
But how did he get on the tarmac unnoticed..

Kudos to the endtime pilot!

Endtime man jams endtime pilot.
Nairaland General › Re: The Hunt For Fuel In Lagos by macuwon(m): 3:08pm On Dec 02, 2015
Looool
Business › Re: New Style Of Shoplifting, Shop Owners Beware! by macuwon(op): 10:06am On Dec 02, 2015
sunshinebee:
since the face is a familiar one, it will be easy to find the culprit now. abi? if it's a total stranger, then the story will be different.
a quick question, if the face is familiar how come the shop? owner didn't know the culprit doesn't own a shop?
Its organised crime, the old woman have been monitoring the shop for days probably and constantly showing her face to earn trust.. She doesnt stay in dat area and may never visit the area again.
Business › Re: New Style Of Shoplifting, Shop Owners Beware! by macuwon(op): 10:00pm On Dec 01, 2015
lonelyisland:
See op, you are still writing about someone who was duped of 47k while someone was duped of 2million here in onitsha and was told to count 5 poles before he could recover himself the people were no where to be found
Chisos! shocked

Wicked endtime sturvs.
Business › Re: New Style Of Shoplifting, Shop Owners Beware! by macuwon(op): 9:57pm On Dec 01, 2015
queenoflafia:
End time shoplifting technique from an end time op
Please what is endtime grin
Business › Re: New Style Of Shoplifting, Shop Owners Beware! by macuwon(op): 9:56pm On Dec 01, 2015
pinkyruledworld:
sorry to say, ur sis is dumb... not even 5k, 47k worth of goods, e b like say she just enter lag, well tell her I said WELCOME TO LAGOS.
She is not dumb, she trusts old women and yes, she just enter lag...
Business › Re: New Style Of Shoplifting, Shop Owners Beware! by macuwon(op): 9:55pm On Dec 01, 2015
udysweet:
Its their season ,but one day surely will be for the owner! Different ways to rob pple this season. I was at tradefair complex along Badagry Expr way to buy beading materials for a clients job and I saw a crowd gatherred around a man,and on moving closer he was seated on d ground,hands on his head,tears pouring down his face. I was able to gather that he's an Hausa man who came all the way from the north to buys jewelries and beading items too. The bag he was carrying(a sort of carrier bag) had been sliced by d side and all the money he came with,removed! I was moved to tears,even though the money wasn't mine! Those mallams comes to tradefair with somuch money,u need to see dem when buying goods. Now the poor man is left stranded! I just hope he has a good customer who may be willing to give him credit sales,that's d only option or those his brodas gathered round him will help.
Me I left quickly o becos dos pple their vexing no be for here,mak I no go suffer wetin I no know,lol!
In this period,place ur bag arnd ur neck and in front of u,grab ur two pockets well incase sm1 is trying to dip hands in there nd be Vigilant and trust no one!
God help us all.
Lastly,please check my signaturekiss wink
Sharp guy, you quickly left.. It might be an endtime crowd
Business › Re: New Style Of Shoplifting, Shop Owners Beware! by macuwon(op): 9:53pm On Dec 01, 2015
infogenius:
This is December a desperate month to make
up for the past 11 months.

The economy situation is not friendly, the men, women, boys and girls
are not smiling and the situation is getting uglier.

He who has ears let him hear. December is loaded
with various forms of trickery.
Just beware

Op - Thanks for the insight and information.
Uwc... We need to shine our eyes
Business › Re: New Style Of Shoplifting, Shop Owners Beware! by macuwon(op): 9:43pm On Dec 01, 2015
adesegun121:
AT LAST ENDTIME POST HIT FP... grin grin

this post is dedicated to lasisi69 and his followers
Endtime commenter
Business › Re: New Style Of Shoplifting, Shop Owners Beware! by macuwon(op): 9:40pm On Dec 01, 2015
kennyman2000:
Lol..

Endtimely story narrated by an endtimeness op in an endtimed manner...

My endtime condolence to your friend.
I endtimelessly thank you
Politics › Re: Ndigbo Holds New Yam Festival (Iriji Ndigbo) In Ikeja,Lagos(photos) by macuwon(m): 4:21pm On Dec 01, 2015
Is new yam just entering lagos?
Sports › Re: Chelsea Submit Plans For New 60,000-seat Ground by macuwon(m): 2:35pm On Dec 01, 2015
Only 60,000? That one na improvement?
Business › New Style Of Shoplifting, Shop Owners Beware! by macuwon(op): 2:27pm On Dec 01, 2015
A relatively familiar customer (in this particular case, an older woman) comes to your store claiming she owns a shop down the other street and describes it for you. Asking you to give her some goods to show a customer waiting for her (this customer could even call her on phone, describing the things he wants)

Since you have seen her face a few times buying from you and she is elderly, you foolishly trust her and give her the goods.

After about 5 minutes, she comes back with the goods, requesting for another one, this time, the goods would worth much more than the last one, promising to return the money or the goods immediately.

You give her, she goes, you wait and wait! You then smell endtime.

You decide to go and check her shop down the street, you hear the endtime message from the people in that area. 'there is no such shop or woman selling in this area' you have been duped!

You then realize its endtime.. You cry.. And the worst is that people would still blame you for being so careless, and maybe its not even ur shop. You end up using your saving for the year to pay!

Be wise! This happened to a friend of mine yesterday, she was duped of goods worth 47k here in lagos.

Endtime thieves everywhere
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NDE Recruits 15000 People In The Last Four Months by macuwon(m): 1:06pm On Dec 01, 2015
What is NDE? and where are the 15,000 ghosts you employed?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Call Center Representatives by macuwon(m): 3:09pm On Nov 22, 2015
Oooops i live at iju ishaga, should i apply? D distance far o
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by macuwon(m): 12:41pm On Nov 22, 2015
Chaii, am here still in lagos and i have a test in enugu tomorrow o.. What do i do? Can they reschedule?

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