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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by macuwon(m): 12:41pm On Nov 22, 2015
Chaii, am here still in lagos and i have a test in enugu tomorrow o.. What do i do? Can they reschedule?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by macuwon(m): 3:37pm On Nov 20, 2015
Please i got a test from workforce just now for an interview on monday in enugu for a bank. And am in lagos currently, is it worth it? Plus i heard people wrote online tests, i can't remember writing any. I only know i applied.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by macuwon(m): 12:15am On Nov 20, 2015
scarplanet:


Learn your A, B, C to Z; and also the Roman numerals. You will also be asked square roots, so study well the multiplication table at the bavk of any exercise book you can lay your hands upon.

Good luck and see you in Shell

Hmm, no b wetin i see for my own o, na interpreting charts and tables full my own

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by macuwon(m): 7:06pm On Nov 10, 2015
Ashmark:


Na that normal 'We will now give' but atleast I didn't receive regret mail immediately. That means I try small until the outcome.

This guy too funny.... Lol, God go do am
Crime / Re: Chilling Confessions Of High-Profile Edo Kidnap Suspects (Pictured) by macuwon(m): 2:58pm On Nov 07, 2015
I served in edo, i always hear bad bad tinz bout dem i didnt actually witness any, i enjoyed their company
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Communication And Marketing Officer Vacancy At La Fayette Microfinance by macuwon(m): 5:02pm On Nov 04, 2015
Ok, marketing job, next!

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Romance / Re: Guys, See Reason Why You Shouldn't Marry Because Of Physical Beauty by macuwon(m): 5:01pm On Nov 04, 2015
Adaeze003:


And you're not ape looking

Am a different breed, am not like you, sorry.

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Shows Off Her Dad by macuwon(m): 4:59pm On Nov 04, 2015
How much did they pay to appear on front page?








Waste of my valuable sight.
Nairaland / General / Re: Neigbours That Will Point Fire Extinguisher Not Phones: Tweet Of The Day by macuwon(m): 4:59pm On Nov 04, 2015
Typical responses from your nigerian neighbours
-Oooops... Burning tinz, its really hot in here.
-Selfie with the fire!
-Check me out, live at the inferno!
-Fire tinz ooo, where fire service?
-i cant believe dis, dis world is coming to an end
-abeg mk dis fire no reach my house o.

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Celebrities / Re: Singer Victoria Kimani Looks Sexy In New Photo by macuwon(m): 4:57pm On Nov 04, 2015
What would i gain from her sexiness?












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I dont know!

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Business / Re: 6.6 Million Bvns Not Linked To Accounts – NIBSS by macuwon(m): 4:48pm On Nov 04, 2015
BVN?

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Business / Re: 6.6 Million Bvns Not Linked To Accounts – NIBSS by macuwon(m): 4:48pm On Nov 04, 2015
IS
Business / Re: 6.6 Million Bvns Not Linked To Accounts – NIBSS by macuwon(m): 4:47pm On Nov 04, 2015
WHAT
Investment / Re: N1.04tn Fine: MTN Apologises, Seeks Leniency by macuwon(m): 4:43pm On Nov 04, 2015
Dat epistle is too long, i couldnt read it, but i know one thing..






















Everywhere you go!...... You go pay that fine!

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Wishes Her Father A Happy Birthday With A Loving Pix by macuwon(m): 4:42pm On Nov 04, 2015
Oh where is my daughter? She should come and kiss me, i would arrange a birthday any time you are ready.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 4:30pm On Nov 04, 2015
I miss this place
Romance / Re: Guys, See Reason Why You Shouldn't Marry Because Of Physical Beauty by macuwon(m): 4:18pm On Nov 04, 2015
obie3rixe:
gdkdb kavsuj kvsjb


Warrisdis guy, nawa o
Romance / Re: Guys, See Reason Why You Shouldn't Marry Because Of Physical Beauty by macuwon(m): 4:17pm On Nov 04, 2015
69MissedCalls:
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Warrisdis? Anyways, today was boring, all i have achieved was to press b.R.East
Am not proud of it bcoz its not complete.
Romance / Re: Guys, See Reason Why You Shouldn't Marry Because Of Physical Beauty by macuwon(m): 4:17pm On Nov 04, 2015
Ok, i believe the man is paying school fees, his wife is not a teacher, better still, pay for home lesson, still better than an ape looking wife dt can do homework.

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NYSC / Re: Corps Member Dies At Enugu Orientation Camp by macuwon(m): 10:27am On Nov 04, 2015
Their village people must b wicked
Career / Re: What Is The Hnd Equivalent In Usa by macuwon(m): 1:37pm On Nov 03, 2015
Please i want to apply for msc in any university in houston texas, i have a 3.0 cgp in hnd mass communication, do i go to wes.org first, or the school first.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: BBM Group For Unemployed Graduates by macuwon(m): 8:57pm On Oct 16, 2015
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Culture / Re: Artificial Rain Making: How Is It Done? by macuwon(m): 2:49pm On Oct 12, 2015
There was one i think worked for me when i was little, bk in d villa, our calabar house help taught me a little trick to mk rain fall, and which for weird reasons only known to God, i cant remember the process. It had to do with drawing stuff on d floor nd pouring water on it from ur mouth, indicating d time you want d rain.

I dont know if its coincidence coz it was raining season, but it worked d two times i tried it.
I remember setting rain to fall so as to boycott farm, the first one was succesful, it rained, we postponed d farm, d second one got me, my parents left for farm earlier, and it rained on us all.

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Religion / Re: The World Will End Tomorrow - Christian Group Predicts by macuwon(m): 8:59pm On Oct 06, 2015
Yay finally, lemme cook soup
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by macuwon(m): 6:50pm On Sep 30, 2015
bioduneberry:


I also got an invite for lab analyst position. Pls are they real?

i went there, they now claimed to be outsourcing agents, said i should pay 2500 to register and fill a form, that a company hiring would call me for interview

i smiled, i said I don't have the money, he said i should deposit any amount on me, I said no, I'll like to pay in full, let me use the atm across the street..

i went outside, you know the rest.. lol

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by macuwon(m): 10:37am On Sep 27, 2015
With ref to ur applction as cco: u are invited for interview @ PSOL Ltd, 110a Awolowo Way Opp Trinity Mall Ikeja, Lagos On Tue 28th sept by 11am prompt

please are they real?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by macuwon(m): 8:11am On Sep 27, 2015
With ref to ur applction as cco: u are invited for interview @ PSOL Ltd, 110a Awolowo Way Opp Trinity Mall Ikeja, Lagos On Tue 28th sept by 11am prompt

please are they real?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Another Crazy Reply From GNLD Agent by macuwon(m): 12:41am On Sep 27, 2015
With ref to ur applction as cco: u are invited for interview @ PSOL Ltd, 110a Awolowo Way Opp Trinity Mall Ikeja, Lagos On Tue 28th sept by 11am prompt

please is it real
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by macuwon(m): 12:33am On Sep 27, 2015
With ref to ur applction as cco: u are invited for interview @ PSOL Ltd, 110a Awolowo Way Opp Trinity Mall Ikeja, Lagos On Tue 28th sept by 11am prompt



please are they real?
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Wants Buhari To Scrap NYSC. See Her Reasons by macuwon(m): 1:29am On Aug 11, 2015
Was about agreeing with her until I read her reason, so dumb!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by macuwon(m): 12:48am On Aug 11, 2015
Wasted my time And money loitering around umuahia only to discover that there was no such thing as nddc office at Umuahia, then why put a stale address in the publication?
Please if you are submitting in abia, find your way to ukwa west, not umuahia

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