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Try to catch your fun in camp, through contests, football, volleyball, karate, marching, parade, man o war drills, taking pictures, clubbing at mammy, making cool friends.. Etc etc. You could also be useful by joining OBS, quarter guards etc or being the platoon leader or parade commander...

The useful ones are favored during ppa posting MOST of the time but not all the time.

For example, i was part of Obs, got my hopes high that I was definitely gonna be posted to a nice place in benin, but due to some logistics, i found myself in one secondary school far away from benin.

But at the end you may realize that serving in benin city is not the best afterall.

emma4eva:
I really don't know whether I should be happy or sad.. I hear the witches in Edo are strong... Chai

Lol... Am yet to see the witches oh.. Am even having this feeling now that the witches here ain't as active as the ones in my village. Coz here i even loiter around in the midnight

Boltam:
shld i call d schl yeye or jagons or both sef,one secondary schl in esan west ekpoma

While am in one nice useless stressful public private secondary school in esan north east Uromi

yokiti:
Macuwon and Rationalmind (though redeployed), please you are needed here to tell us about national service in Oshobaba's state.
Rationalmind, bringa long your beloved.

Yes sire! I hail you.... Mod of life!

Full gist is Coming soon, meanwhile did you say rationalmind redeployed?

yorex2011:
Congrats to d corp members... I'm a b14 corp member serving in edo state...
I'm actually the corp liason officer in ikpoba okha lga of edo state....
I wish everyone here a safe trip to edo state.. And I'll try to answer as much questions as i can...
Rationalmind and macuwon.. Ur attention needed here

Wow.. Am here.. Oga yorex hafa na


Am a batch b Corp member representing esan north east lga.. Feel free to ask questions


One major tip, okada camp is messy when it rains, so prepare for that with rubber shoes, etc. Though you can buy them in camp.

Lucky enough, raining season isn't in full gear. .
You might be lucky afterall.

And don't pack too many things you won't really need. .

And try to hold cash.. Mammy market would surely tempt you to spend

If you are posted to edo.. Welcome. We are waiting to receive you guys... So we d batch b's can pass out

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Sorry. .

I don't normally do this, but I don't what came over me today.. Front page things!

Am gonna be popular!

Lemme go back and even read the topic, I'll come back hopefully to say something meaningful.

Tribalistic mod and op.. Am deleting nairaland

Mannylex:
Dude aint getting enough booty... He seems desperate though.... " Afican International Superstar" lol... I give credit to the babe that turned down his all expense paid trip to lag, wife material 35yards...






Have no fear; Mannylex is here

Lol. ... I site you

I knew this would happen, that cemetery dude has some political backup, plus ritual backup. They sell human parts to all those politicians and maybe the power to control the market has been offered in return.

Its such a pity, i pity the traders

Dont blame him o, Even my assistants left me to prepare results and entered the bus to sleep.

Okay

rationalmind:
Even if you forget everything, I know you won't forget tomi's username

Since we are passing out on the 2nd of July, I should come around on the 1st.

Do you have any idea how they'll zone the passing out?

And by the way, which Edo wife?

Lol. I can't forget tomi, your zone should be auchi. Mine is ekpoma. Come and claim the edo wife your community reserved for you

rationalmind:
Hey samguine, quite an age. You must have missed me so much . The countdown is real bro, about 11 weeks to go.

I'm sort of envying you guys sha. 13,000 naira for just sitting down, dishing out ballot papers and collecting it. Walahi, una don make am

And to the most effective mod of nairaland, yokiti, greetings to you, trust you've been fine.

Hailings to my fellow Edo Corp members, Macuwon, Valentinooo, Tomi( can't remember your username now), e.t.c, hope Oshio baba has been doing you guys well?

To my fellow agnostic and atheist brethren, I greet you too. Highmey, sokarsenal et al.

Not forgetting the MLM master justfree, greetings bro

Prixxy, traecy, cutiepie01, greetings.

And to my run away wife, zerray, you've always been on my mind

Can't wait to hold that discharge cert in my hand

Lol. Why are you interested in our Inec mega cash.

As for tomi,her moniker should be Tbells


Oshiomole is treating us great as usual.

Edo is missing you


Go and claim your Edo wife



When we go see na?

yokiti:
Shey my wonderful friend Cutiepie01 don pass out of the NYSC scheme ni?
Btw, the reminder is nice, I believe you guys are saving and preparing adequately for the days after passing out of the NYSC scheme.
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Nothing last forever, it will be like yesterday/ trance when its time for you people ro collect your discharge certificates but what you do in between the eleven months of your service year will be the greatest reward you will leave with it; Please, utilize this short but important phase of life wisely.
Start sending the good messages to those you left behind at home/ school/ church/ community because you never can tell the result it will yield later on in your job search/ academic pursuit.
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All the best to my Batch Best friends and family.
May God continue to bless, protect and guide you all.

Oga yokiti, God bless you

Samguine:
Hello guys, just to remind you that THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS SOON......
Prixxy7
Chykmonie
Hisexcellencie
Macuwon
Cleoqueen
Lorddaywalker
TiffanyJ
Smeeky
Meeky
Rationalmind
Highmey
Okikpo
Raystar96
Ojestas
Ifyzo
Rhazur
Darkchocolate
Valentinooo
Enimoney
Hamzeiy
Siegfried
Buksich
Bentonmaye
Ajasa4link
Gaetano
Ewiss
KennykG
Honeydear
Moshmood101
Alayormii
Drphilabd
Temmytea70
Traecey
Redbunny
whytjane
mannylex
Anosikechibueze
Raheem2386
Sokarsenal

Yay! It's been a wonderful service year, had its good and bad sides, but it's finally coming to an end. I will miss my community and newly made friends. God bless us all

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But it's actually my favourite!
We call it beansing.

Bad for Abia

You better go and repent. So you even had sex a massive 6times and claim you don't like sex.. .





Solution -

Promise her you would










Sex her 66 times in a day.








And make sure you do it.

I just did that now, applied my special bedspread, I even threw my chair into my neighbours room, wearing my finest boxer shorts, playing cool music and sitting on the floor so as not to scatter the bed.

But her number no dey go again o. I just hope it's ba3.

I knew it was the answer, i didn't just wanna talk

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chelseabmw:
Hello Everyone,
If you are from Edo state please represent here lets talk about ourselves.Let us show to nairalanders why we are called the HEAT BEAT OF THE NATION. So edo people how far na?Wa Bo Kiay!
Please specify ur local government,date of birth,ur school and life style.As for me,i am from Esan North East Local Government i graduated from aau and i love driving especially a BMW,

So lets all meet here.Who is next

Hmm. I'm a youth corp member serving in uromi edo state, looking forward to making new friends

E b like say I b virgin oo, lemme confirm first