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Mannylex:
Dude aint getting enough booty... He seems desperate though.... " Afican International Superstar" lol... I give credit to the babe that turned down his all expense paid trip to lag, wife material 35yards...






Have no fear; Mannylex is here

Lol. ... I site you

I knew this would happen, that cemetery dude has some political backup, plus ritual backup. They sell human parts to all those politicians and maybe the power to control the market has been offered in return.

Its such a pity, i pity the traders

Dont blame him o, Even my assistants left me to prepare results and entered the bus to sleep.

Okay

rationalmind:
Even if you forget everything, I know you won't forget tomi's username

Since we are passing out on the 2nd of July, I should come around on the 1st.

Do you have any idea how they'll zone the passing out?

And by the way, which Edo wife?

Lol. I can't forget tomi, your zone should be auchi. Mine is ekpoma. Come and claim the edo wife your community reserved for you

rationalmind:
Hey samguine, quite an age. You must have missed me so much . The countdown is real bro, about 11 weeks to go.

I'm sort of envying you guys sha. 13,000 naira for just sitting down, dishing out ballot papers and collecting it. Walahi, una don make am

And to the most effective mod of nairaland, yokiti, greetings to you, trust you've been fine.

Hailings to my fellow Edo Corp members, Macuwon, Valentinooo, Tomi( can't remember your username now), e.t.c, hope Oshio baba has been doing you guys well?

To my fellow agnostic and atheist brethren, I greet you too. Highmey, sokarsenal et al.

Not forgetting the MLM master justfree, greetings bro

Prixxy, traecy, cutiepie01, greetings.

And to my run away wife, zerray, you've always been on my mind

Can't wait to hold that discharge cert in my hand

Lol. Why are you interested in our Inec mega cash.

As for tomi,her moniker should be Tbells


Oshiomole is treating us great as usual.

Edo is missing you


Go and claim your Edo wife



When we go see na?

yokiti:
Shey my wonderful friend Cutiepie01 don pass out of the NYSC scheme ni?
Btw, the reminder is nice, I believe you guys are saving and preparing adequately for the days after passing out of the NYSC scheme.
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Nothing last forever, it will be like yesterday/ trance when its time for you people ro collect your discharge certificates but what you do in between the eleven months of your service year will be the greatest reward you will leave with it; Please, utilize this short but important phase of life wisely.
Start sending the good messages to those you left behind at home/ school/ church/ community because you never can tell the result it will yield later on in your job search/ academic pursuit.
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All the best to my Batch Best friends and family.
May God continue to bless, protect and guide you all.

Oga yokiti, God bless you

Samguine:
Hello guys, just to remind you that THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS SOON......
Prixxy7
Chykmonie
Hisexcellencie
Macuwon
Cleoqueen
Lorddaywalker
TiffanyJ
Smeeky
Meeky
Rationalmind
Highmey
Okikpo
Raystar96
Ojestas
Ifyzo
Rhazur
Darkchocolate
Valentinooo
Enimoney
Hamzeiy
Siegfried
Buksich
Bentonmaye
Ajasa4link
Gaetano
Ewiss
KennykG
Honeydear
Moshmood101
Alayormii
Drphilabd
Temmytea70
Traecey
Redbunny
whytjane
mannylex
Anosikechibueze
Raheem2386
Sokarsenal

Yay! It's been a wonderful service year, had its good and bad sides, but it's finally coming to an end. I will miss my community and newly made friends. God bless us all

Ok, beans made frontpage.


















Rubbish!

























But it's actually my favourite!
We call it beansing.

Bad for Abia

You better go and repent. So you even had sex a massive 6times and claim you don't like sex.. .





Solution -

Promise her you would










Sex her 66 times in a day.








And make sure you do it.

I just did that now, applied my special bedspread, I even threw my chair into my neighbours room, wearing my finest boxer shorts, playing cool music and sitting on the floor so as not to scatter the bed.

But her number no dey go again o. I just hope it's ba3.

I knew it was the answer, i didn't just wanna talk

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chelseabmw:
Hello Everyone,
If you are from Edo state please represent here lets talk about ourselves.Let us show to nairalanders why we are called the HEAT BEAT OF THE NATION. So edo people how far na?Wa Bo Kiay!
Please specify ur local government,date of birth,ur school and life style.As for me,i am from Esan North East Local Government i graduated from aau and i love driving especially a BMW,

So lets all meet here.Who is next

Hmm. I'm a youth corp member serving in uromi edo state, looking forward to making new friends

E b like say I b virgin oo, lemme confirm first

akthedream:
then you must be a fool to live in a bleep up state..go back to your miserable red soil state and stop jumping from state to state causing trouble..

I didn't insult you. Besides am a corp member, that's why I'm here, I'm going back to my red soil state soon. The red soil contains crude oil that is sustaining your country

Goke7:
Nigerians are very funny sha, I saw peeps from abia campaigning for pdp in Lagos but don't want pdp in their own state.

which kind wahala be this chai! Our politicians don use Nigerian heads finished.

Let's be wiser o

Nigerian parties don't have ideologies. It boils down to the ideology of the candidates whichever party he may belong and the people around him.

As for lagos, the oba caused it all.
As for abia, the incumbent governor caused it all.

Not the party!

akthedream:
...you igbos...so you hate pdp but want to force them on others right?...they even scammed you guys after deceiving you to vote Jonathan...before you start saying "lubbish",I am from Edo state and we dey enjoy Apc sweet and good...

Hey I live in edo, your state is bleeped up.

Op am a product of a private uni. Sharrap please!

opiscopy:
However, three people were arrested in the Ikeja GRA for moving around in their cars, while a passerby, who attempted recording the scene, was equally apprehended.

His Smartphone was smashed on the ground by a policeman.

Source - www.Punchng.com

Why na? Very unfair! That dude was trying to make frontpage on nairaland! . Now he wouldn't be able to even get ftc for some weeks. Mtcheew

Its easter, am resurrecting threads

dani1luv:
"How far girl. .I see you there, i see you there. .Are you twice"

Did you attend osisatech

Ojestas:
lol. macuwon

Lol i have been caught.

What's wrong, just like my sisters n ipples

D cake na for chop?

Lol. Dat #gbam spoiled the believability. Op remove gbam so that some people can fall for this.

Rilwayne001:
Not a site but an application.

Pls tell me the app na