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I dey chop food for dream if i see oo, but the bad part is I don't remember my dreams unless Its so interesting and I told someone immediately i woke up. And I also mk love in the dream, alot, probably a gal i fantasize about.


And I don't attribute it to superstition, i see it as normal, maybe that's why my life is still normal.

The only time I had sthn in the dream that related to the real world was when I went to the backyard to urinate, and the first few drops soaked my shorts and i jumped awake n ran to the toilet.

Yorex2011 i sight you! Longest time. Hope you hv started packing

Dem don disturb me sote i vote Tohpahz



Cc Nljega

The Things Batch B Corpers Should Do After POP:
I understand the excitement that goes with passing out of service. In fact, you are so excited, you want the whole world to know. A lot of people show this by sharing their POP pictures and NYSC Certificates on social media like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, BBM etc. You won't have to go for the CDS again, no more khaki trousers, no more of those heavy orange boots, and for some, no more issues with your LI and so on and so forth. You just can't wait to pick your NYSC Certificate and run!. The Big question is, run to where?
The truth is, it's tougher out there in the Nigerian Labour Market. As a Corper, at least you had a monthly income. But after POP, if not retained at your work place, many of you will go incomeless (if there's a word like that) and hop into the world of job search.

The bad news is: Nobody really cares about you. It's cold and rough out there and that's not funny.
The good news? I care in my own little way. Consequently, I've compiled 7 tips to help you in this process.
..God first
1)Exchange Contacts with Others and keep in Touch:
It's very common for most of us to get so drowned in the excitement of passing out. During your POP, don't just pout your lips and take photos with your supposed Corper friends. Exchange phone numbers, emails, BB Pins with them and keep in touch afterwards. This way you can know what is going on in their lives and vice versa.


2) Create a Professional Profile:
I've come to realize that a lot of fresh graduates today underestimate the importance of a professionally drafted profile. Prepare a good CV and Cover Letter and keep them handy. Always have a copy in your mail box and if possible in your phone. You never can tell where they will be needed. You don't want to lose that mouth watering job in an Oil Company in Lagos just because you couldn't provide your CV when needed.


3) Relocate to Lagos, Abuja or Port Harcourt:

Talking about Lagos. The truth is, Lagos is a Haven of opportunities. No city in Nigeria has as much opportunities in Nigeria as Lagos. With lots of places to work and lots of things to lay your hands on, from banks to Oil firms, muiltinationals, NGOs, and even to the Entertainment industry!

Abuja is another good place to live if you are a job seeker. Though many claim that you have to know somebody who knows somebody that can give you a job. But in all, there are lots of opportunities in the Federal government parastatals, Ministries, International NGOs etc.


Last but not the least is Port Harcourt, the Oil city of Nigeria, with a bunch of opportunities in the Oil and Gas industry and other lucrative sectors.

My point is, these cities are the job hub of the nation. If you have long being a job seeker and not residing in any of these cities, I guess it's high time you packed your bags and and made a smart move to these any of these cities.

4) Network:
Leave your nest and start networking with other professionals.

5) Announce yourself:
Except for you parents and siblings, most people really do not care what you are doing. You have to tell them yourself. Let them know your are jobless and need a job.

6) Play:

All work and no play makes you dull. Do you think Exxon Mobil is looking for a dull employee? Hell No!

7) Subscribe to Recent Nigerian Jobs blog:


Lastly, you need to subscribe to an up-to-date job blogto keep yourself updated with the Latest Job Vacancies in Nigeria.

The Things Batch B Corpers Should Do After POP:


I understand the excitement that goes with passing out of service. In fact, you are so excited, you want the whole world to know. A lot of people show this by sharing their POP pictures and NYSC Certificates on social media like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, BBM etc. You won't have to go for the CDS again, no more khaki trousers, no more of those heavy orange boots, and for some, no more issues with your LI and so on and so forth. You just can't wait to pick your NYSC Certificate and run!. The Big question is, run to where?
The truth is, it's tougher out there in the Nigerian Labour Market. As a Corper, at least you had a monthly income. But after POP, if not retained at your work place, many of you will go incomeless (if there's a word like that) and hop into the world of job search.

The bad news is: Nobody really cares about you. It's cold and rough out there and that's not funny.
The good news? I care in my own little way. Consequently, I've compiled 7 tips to help you in this process.
..God first


1)Exchange Contacts with Others and keep in Touch:
It's very common for most of us to get so drowned in the excitement of passing out. During your POP, don't just pout your lips and take photos with your supposed Corper friends. Exchange phone numbers, emails, BB Pins with them and keep in touch afterwards. This way you can know what is going on in their lives and vice versa.


2) Create a Professional Profile:
I've come to realize that a lot of fresh graduates today underestimate the importance of a professionally drafted profile. Prepare a good CV and Cover Letter and keep them handy. Always have a copy in your mail box and if possible in your phone. You never can tell where they will be needed. You don't want to lose that mouth watering job in an Oil Company in Lagos just because you couldn't provide your CV when needed.


3) Relocate to Lagos, Abuja or Port Harcourt:

Talking about Lagos. The truth is, Lagos is a Haven of opportunities. No city in Nigeria has as much opportunities in Nigeria as Lagos. With lots of places to work and lots of things to lay your hands on, from banks to Oil firms, muiltinationals, NGOs, and even to the Entertainment industry!

Abuja is another good place to live if you are a job seeker. Though many claim that you have to know somebody who knows somebody that can give you a job. But in all, there are lots of opportunities in the Federal government parastatals, Ministries, International NGOs etc.


Last but not the least is Port Harcourt, the Oil city of Nigeria, with a bunch of opportunities in the Oil and Gas industry and other lucrative sectors.

My point is, these cities are the job hub of the nation. If you have long being a job seeker and not residing in any of these cities, I guess it's high time you packed your bags and and made a smart move to these any of these cities.

4) Network:
Leave your nest and start networking with other professionals.

5) Announce yourself:
Except for you parents and siblings, most people really do not care what you are doing. You have to tell them yourself. Let them know your are jobless and need a job.

6) Play:

All work and no play makes you dull. Do you think Exxon Mobil is looking for a dull employee? Hell No!

7) Subscribe to Recent Nigerian Jobs blog:


Lastly, you need to subscribe to an up-to-date job blogto keep yourself updated with the Latest Job Vacancies in Nigeria.





Cc yokiti

Cc lalasticlala

its high time I got a job

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my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages. first male to
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Cc lalasticlala

Dem don disturb me taya, so I vote


Mzlaurel

Tophaz


Cc NLjega

Hmmm. Am currently in Uromi, where exactly the guy dey, mk I go confirm say him dey trek, possibly snap pics nd selfies and possibly share my pot of beans with him.

Please i have a few questions, am currently having hnd in mass communication, am hoping i can do a straight masters, but if not .
1. Can i do pgd in ICT
2. Am rounding off nysc by july, so when should i apply?
3. What is the minimum duration for pgd
4. Can I use the pgd from noun to run an msc in another school?

Please respond, and any tips and advice would be appreciated
cc bornsad

osemu8:
i misplaced my phone,i couldnt contact u when i was in uromi 4 2weeks after april 11 elections,add me on whatsapp 07063085477

Ok bro..

lorddaywalker:
It's bin a decade guys,how khaki life? Samguine,heemah how's ur injury? My knee still hurts somtims,dunno mayb guys in d aoz can xplain what causes dat lol,dr meeky,smeeky,osemu08,traecey,macuwon,prixxxy7,bentonmaye,tiffanyj,sorkarsenal,honeydear,hisexlencie,drphil,bossom cleoqueen,ewiss,sowl,ajasa4link,my broda moshood101,,darkchoco,whytjane,redbunny,mannylex,cutiepie01,skateboard,,adedeji,enimoney,rationalmind n all goonz in d aoz. Ojestas my man since 1759. .

Bro i hail you o.... All the best

I think op is saying the truth, i graduated from osisatech. Mk i just keep quiet bcoz I never collect my certificate. I popular for the school wella. Lol


Its not as if am afraid o, just cautious, dem sabi expell people way don graduate sef.




The truth is that once you are in that environment, there is this natural fear, I wonder if it's not jazz, expulsion after paying heavily might be a reason though.

rationalmind:
Yokiti seems to forget there's a big difference between absconding ones PPA and redeploying

Lol... That was my point exactly

Remember to carry along powerbanks if you have any, you hardly find sockets in the hostels. Charging is generally done at mammy market at a price.

Incase you gt questions, here is ma whatsapp.. 07055279486. Proudly 2014 edo batch B gentleman corp member. Add to the group if necessary

Ouch



Well...... You guys made her popular.








You would be there seeing it as bashing......







She is there feeling fly, having attained fame!






Btw, I love her b. Ooobs





Don't tell my mom

Wow






Maybe he wants to use it for school bus











Meanwhile instead of dissing, lemme hustle and buy 3 suv's

Yea









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I am macuwon.










Tell that dude to trek from transcorp to presidential hotel.

Impactever:
special greetings to my fellow EDO State 15A NYSC camp mates . let us not be intimidated or discouraged by the horrible and scaring facts about the camp. Remember it is for a while , it will not tarry. we should be more concerned about what happens after camping. wishes all of us a hitch- free service year.

I am Emmanuel , studied Civil Engineering from the FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY OWERRI (FUTO )
my phone number = 08065759964. pls add me up on d whatsapp group if it has been created. #TeamEDO15Awins#

Kudos! There is actually nothing to be afraid of.



Edo is peaceful, and they are mostly friendly, maybe not in monetary terms.

Depending on your ppa, govt schools hardly pay, private schools pay but it might be irregular depending on the school, and its always a meager sum and they may like to overwork you.

But all the same, anywhere you find yourself, you would meet people that are already comfortable there, just try and make yourself at home. We are all up to the challenge!

You also find people that do nothing, just lazying about the whole service year, traveling and flexing their allowee, these are mostly people posted to public schools that don't pay.

Op you Bleep up!

Why didn't you steal the gun from him?


Before he uses it to steal from you



Its just common sense!

Haba

Try to catch your fun in camp, through contests, football, volleyball, karate, marching, parade, man o war drills, taking pictures, clubbing at mammy, making cool friends.. Etc etc. You could also be useful by joining OBS, quarter guards etc or being the platoon leader or parade commander...

The useful ones are favored during ppa posting MOST of the time but not all the time.

For example, i was part of Obs, got my hopes high that I was definitely gonna be posted to a nice place in benin, but due to some logistics, i found myself in one secondary school far away from benin.

But at the end you may realize that serving in benin city is not the best afterall.

emma4eva:
I really don't know whether I should be happy or sad.. I hear the witches in Edo are strong... Chai

Lol... Am yet to see the witches oh.. Am even having this feeling now that the witches here ain't as active as the ones in my village. Coz here i even loiter around in the midnight

Boltam:
shld i call d schl yeye or jagons or both sef,one secondary schl in esan west ekpoma

While am in one nice useless stressful public private secondary school in esan north east Uromi

yokiti:
Macuwon and Rationalmind (though redeployed), please you are needed here to tell us about national service in Oshobaba's state.
Rationalmind, bringa long your beloved.

Yes sire! I hail you.... Mod of life!

Full gist is Coming soon, meanwhile did you say rationalmind redeployed?

yorex2011:
Congrats to d corp members... I'm a b14 corp member serving in edo state...
I'm actually the corp liason officer in ikpoba okha lga of edo state....
I wish everyone here a safe trip to edo state.. And I'll try to answer as much questions as i can...
Rationalmind and macuwon.. Ur attention needed here

Wow.. Am here.. Oga yorex hafa na


Am a batch b Corp member representing esan north east lga.. Feel free to ask questions


One major tip, okada camp is messy when it rains, so prepare for that with rubber shoes, etc. Though you can buy them in camp.

Lucky enough, raining season isn't in full gear. .
You might be lucky afterall.

And don't pack too many things you won't really need. .

And try to hold cash.. Mammy market would surely tempt you to spend

If you are posted to edo.. Welcome. We are waiting to receive you guys... So we d batch b's can pass out

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Celebrate with me!

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Sorry. .

I don't normally do this, but I don't what came over me today.. Front page things!

Am gonna be popular!

Lemme go back and even read the topic, I'll come back hopefully to say something meaningful.

Tribalistic mod and op.. Am deleting nairaland