₦airaland Forum

Rilwayne001:
don't you have an Android phone too;? you can watch it on it.

Which site exactly?

heemah:
Thanks Oga Yokiti.May Allah reward u abundantly ..reporting from Oyo town, today's election was a peaceful one.....Was stressed much tho!! My APO 2 and 3 refuse to come so I did their work with mine.. No party agents dropped any doe!! Mtcheew stingy people...Alaafin too came to my PU is behind his palace...he promised to send something to me and my APO 1 but till now, we are yet to see his green light...I'm still at the CollAtion centre....All party agents are on our necks, they wanna know the results..All in all, it's been a peaceful stressful and interesting exercise. Samguine ojestas macuwon traecey and others, how u guys doing? Sending my e-love....May Allah protect u all..

E no easy ooo, but I don finish finally... Trekked home alone from a very far distance at 2am after collation.. I miss you guys, hope everyone is safe.

We d inec adhoc staff (corpers) slept in classrooms of primary schools on tables n chairs, and d worst part is that till now,we are yet to see any official in charge to distribute our materials. Painful

heemah:
Smiles....Wah bou now?

Hmmm, are you available? Still interested

heemah:
Gud morning housemates....Ojestas, macuwon, samguine.....

I missed you o, i remember when this house used to bubble. I was eyeing you that time

areb4u2008:
Pls anybody serving in Edo State...Uromi to be precise to pls let me know because i urgently need my Identification letter of state of origin/Local Gov...Thanks

E be like na where i dey oo. But I'm not a council Corper

rationalmind:
You had an impromptu aptitude test, you passed it and was invited for an interview three days later. You've passed that one and you've been called for the next interview slated for next week and you don't even know how you're going to attend it.

Thank me later

Lol. It won't fit in, I already lied before that my mom was ill.

But this is a hell of a good lie. Thank you

I got a Japanese used Nintendo Wii. I don't know how to get the remote, etc

traecey:
this house dry pass anytin...wers evribody...cleoqueen, drphilabd, meeky, smeeky, darkchocolate, enimoney, whytjane, sokarsenal, rhazur, moshmod101, macuwon,....whre u all??

I dey o. Just came back from lag after a week, my principal already reported to LI n ZI. I am thinking of a sweet lie, hoping it would work.

I just got a fairly used Japanese Nintendo Wii, i don't know how to go about it, and no remote control.

Samguine:
I didn't do the women stuff, nor the sickness stuff, nor the weed stuff. No time

Hmmm are you sure?

As for me,I did many of them o,even dating a foreign chick

dafuturis:
One bucket and one bathroom slippers for about 12 room mates

lol.. so true

Funjosh:
How much are you having in those accounts

1k each

johninhos:
no u don't! especially if you hav 1k each at d 5 accounts

am serious.. I heard you do it in just one bank and it covers for others. is this true?

i use 5banks.. do i need to go and do it in all of them

Samguine:
Send me tfare na

lol.. trekking is allowed!

as the new frsc cds group president.. I pity my regime.

you need to see as dem tk force me.

jeez!

o.p its ishaga not ishagba

and dat happens to be my bus stop..

and CLAM happens to be my church.

UGLY COINCIDENCE

RIP

mine was my English lecturer.. a total mad man.. hardly attended his classes coz it was awkward.. he sets his lectures as early as 6am and was good at disgracing latecomers. unfortunately I was the h.o.c, he asked us to pay for a series of useless books. i refused..
exams came.. I knew I had to work hard to pass, i know he would like to fail me so i prepared like never before.. my plan was that if he failed me after writing well, I would order for my scripts and report to the highest authority.
i got into the exam hall with with everything he had taught that semester in my head. i glanced at the question paper only to see
1.mention 50 countries, their capitals and their Presidents
2.the 36 states in Nigeria and governors
3.20 ministers and their portfolio



At this i screamed! checked the subject.. it was 'use of english' 301

i sighed and thought.. well nobody can answer this, I answered the many i could, hoping that if we all fail, at least I would still have the highest score.. feeling proud i finished first and bounced out of the hall..

results came out.... All those who bought the book passed.. all those who didn't, FAILED!

IT WAS JUST ABOUT BUYING THE F. U. CKING BOOK..

i stormed his office.. he said 'young man! so you think you can outsmart the master.. well you failed, I won, but you still have a chance.. pay for those fucking books and write my carryover..

and this are the best ones you could get? are nairalanders ugly?

why una dey always talk about corpers.. no spoil show for us o.

because we wowo...

you checked out 2 assholes nd claimed you checked 2000. all guys i know on NL have pictures

haha.. E mk brain oo.. I wish I was with them.. that position makes you feel on top!.

mk i wear my khaki go find truck.

am currently serving in esan land.. Uromi for that matter.. I can't find the beautiful women oo.. them suppose dey wear beads for street na

jeez! is dis blood or palm oil?

Ojestas:
All things being equal,,, JULY!!

jeez! e far na... NYSC don taya me o..



who will come and visit me here?

i just hate draw soup!

yokiti:
Nice one Op! God bless you real good.
Samguine, Ojestas, Adedeji65, Funpeter, macuwon, drphilabd, cleoqueen, Darkchocolate, Cutiepie01, Rationalmind, Osemu08, Ajoksele, suyamasta, Sodiqyinka, Smeeky, meeky, skayeboard, claroo, valentinooo, tracey, prixy, Godfavourites1, olaoyekemi, holutosin, enelcy, mannylex, buksich, dania30, justfree1, highmey, Akerry, Toluxa, Jimwalex, Adaekube, dstnd, cutehector4u, Gaetano, MabraO Zerray, GodG, luvelycutebay, Kennykg, ajasa4link and others ( that I cant recollect their monikers at the moment).
You guys need to read this thread, I wanted to write on it before but I couldnt.
Please, inform your friends about this thread as well.

oga yokiti thanks... longest time o

thanks bro.. I really appreciate the info

family house ke? I ran away immediately i finished eating their food on the first day..
we were welcomed and all gathered in the parlour like sardines.. we were given food.. the next i heard was preaching and praise and worship.. and we were practically forced to participate..
mehn.. I was tired... needed space... needed to take a bath.. needed to take off my clothes.. needed to sleep!

so I just escaped during the worship! and yes! to a hotel.. next day i made a friend.. I operated from his lodge till I got my accommodation..

till date.. they are always inviting me for fellowship.. I will come tomorrow is always my answer! dem like me sha.

deebrain:
how can u even be concerned?
No be picture of person nyash u come thread dey find?

and that's not your concern.. is it?

deebrain:
Im more concerned about your well-being.

Any church doors would gladly be opened to you-after reading such a comment of yours.

thanks for your concern.. but I don't think I need it.. coz am not concerned about you.. I like minding my business

deebrain:
take your deliverance sessions seriously.

Thanks.

in your church? you should be more interested in the offering.