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Dat epistle is too long, i couldnt read it, but i know one thing..






















Everywhere you go!...... You go pay that fine!

Oh where is my daughter? She should come and kiss me, i would arrange a birthday any time you are ready.

I miss this place

obie3rixe:
gdkdb kavsuj kvsjb

Warrisdis guy, nawa o

69MissedCalls:
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Warrisdis? Anyways, today was boring, all i have achieved was to press b.R.East
Am not proud of it bcoz its not complete.

Ok, i believe the man is paying school fees, his wife is not a teacher, better still, pay for home lesson, still better than an ape looking wife dt can do homework.

Their village people must b wicked

Please i want to apply for msc in any university in houston texas, i have a 3.0 cgp in hnd mass communication, do i go to wes.org first, or the school first.

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There was one i think worked for me when i was little, bk in d villa, our calabar house help taught me a little trick to mk rain fall, and which for weird reasons only known to God, i cant remember the process. It had to do with drawing stuff on d floor nd pouring water on it from ur mouth, indicating d time you want d rain.

I dont know if its coincidence coz it was raining season, but it worked d two times i tried it.
I remember setting rain to fall so as to boycott farm, the first one was succesful, it rained, we postponed d farm, d second one got me, my parents left for farm earlier, and it rained on us all.

Yay finally, lemme cook soup

bioduneberry:
I also got an invite for lab analyst position. Pls are they real?

i went there, they now claimed to be outsourcing agents, said i should pay 2500 to register and fill a form, that a company hiring would call me for interview

i smiled, i said I don't have the money, he said i should deposit any amount on me, I said no, I'll like to pay in full, let me use the atm across the street..

i went outside, you know the rest.. lol

With ref to ur applction as cco: u are invited for interview @ PSOL Ltd, 110a Awolowo Way Opp Trinity Mall Ikeja, Lagos On Tue 28th sept by 11am prompt

please are they real?

With ref to ur applction as cco: u are invited for interview @ PSOL Ltd, 110a Awolowo Way Opp Trinity Mall Ikeja, Lagos On Tue 28th sept by 11am prompt

please are they real?

With ref to ur applction as cco: u are invited for interview @ PSOL Ltd, 110a Awolowo Way Opp Trinity Mall Ikeja, Lagos On Tue 28th sept by 11am prompt

please is it real

With ref to ur applction as cco: u are invited for interview @ PSOL Ltd, 110a Awolowo Way Opp Trinity Mall Ikeja, Lagos On Tue 28th sept by 11am prompt



please are they real?

Was about agreeing with her until I read her reason, so dumb!

Wasted my time And money loitering around umuahia only to discover that there was no such thing as nddc office at Umuahia, then why put a stale address in the publication?
Please if you are submitting in abia, find your way to ukwa west, not umuahia

I also got from swift asking me to come to Ibadan, how real is it?

Please i just bought the software from computer village. But it refuses to play, saying a serious error occured.. Bla bla bla.. Crash dump. Please help

jazinogold:
cc:
Honeydear
Moshmood101
Alayormii
Temmytea70
Traecey
Redbunny
whytjane
samguine
enimoney
sessytony
smeeky
meeky
macuwon
rationalmind
okikpo01
Hisexcellencie
ojestas
osemu8
chykmoni
ifyzo
raheem2386
vintino
rhazur
Godsfavourite1
TiffanyJ
Karleone
Heemah
Rationalmind
Jimwalex
Jamanuaka
Jealouzzy
Hamzeiy
Nifton
Skateboard
Cleoqueen
Valentinooo
Lymelyte
Sowl
Banttieman(Bouncealong)
Gaetano
Tbells91
Saltinn
MabraO
Amanda2013
Mannylex
Prixxy7
Lorddaywalker
Rationalmind


will miss you guys........nysc batch B 2014 house

I would miss you guys more.. .sobs

Wow.. Its time to move on. Congrats to all of us.. I would surely miss the experience

Ponponkon:
CC: lalasticlala you are invited to Deeper Life Camp at Oboro in Ikwuano Local Government in Abia State Nigeria. Be there!!! Aga eri rice

I rep Ahuwa Oboro

Ok here is the answer. ..
Firstly push off the ugly car.. You would see something like this 'L8'.

Then if you are still confused, turn your bloody fone downside up, and you'll figure out that L8 is actually 87..

If you are still confused, scratch off the car to reveal the hidden number

Seventhed

gatiano:
why unbelievable?

Because my country makes it seem so

Unbelievable but interesting..

I for like apply but I no sabi swim and i sabi fear water

DrPhilABd:
*walks in amidst loud applause**blows kisses & some ladies faint*
*climbs onto stage amidst a standing ovation** picks the mic*
*clears throat*
Hello ladies and gentlemen!!!
**more applause**
Firstly before I say anythg, I want to say a Happy Democracy Day to all Nigerians here and Happy New Month to you all. I bring you greetings from my close elder friend and brother who is 72 yrs old and just assumed the responsibility to carry abt 170 million pple on his mind #smh#.
OMG!!! I almost forgot… do we ve kids in the room? Well, Happy Children’s Day to u [though it haf pass].
**takes a sip of water & then origin bitters**
It has really been a whyl since I have been here and I’m grateful to the Grand Creator (GOD) who has kept us even till this time ryt frm the beginning of the service year (& even wen we were counting down to orientation) till now which is jux abt thirty-somethg days to go
**looks around**
Why are we not clapping, I tot someone was excited?
**loud applause** Thank YOU
I knw someone will be asking “whr ve dis boy abi man or guy been?” the answer to ur question is dt I ve been very busy with business & AOB plus duty to the Nation. I even refuse to travel to a foreign land(or abroad) because of duty…thanks to patriotism ***loud applause***
Well, I’m glad I didn’t go to the Abroad (Cameroon) because I wld nt ve known hw it ll feel lyk to ride a bicycle to d office because a litre of petrol ws ova a dollar ***shakes head***
**takes a gulp of Origin Bitters**adds a sip of chilled water to dilute**
Well, well, well, I’m here to say HELLO to all NYSC B14 members present and those absent. Though I nor remember some names, but I ll mention d few I can come up wit… Macuwon, Cutiepie01, God’sfavourite, Cleoqueen, Lorddaywalker, Osemu, Zerray, Samguine, e.t.c. I won’t fail to mention Traecey (who I love so much)...hehehe
I’m thinking abt launching a book abt my NYSC experience titled “MY STAY …memoirs of Dr Phil”. I only hp NYSC won’t ask for all copies to be seized jux lyk my frd & Baba “my watch” was seized. I’m gonna invite y’all to d launch though. **loud applause**
Some pple ll wanna vex nw because I ve a book… well, who am I to complain abt dt wen even APOSTLE PAUL & d other disciples were persecuted, even GMB ws denied for abt 16 yrs.
Well, I tink enuf said, & I ve to go nw […got pple to motivate somewhr] …jux wanna say one last sentence… “I MISSED U GUYS”.
**raise a glass of origin bitters + water mixture** CHEERS!!!
*Drops mic**walks off stage amidst a standing ovation*
**signs autograph for ladies & guys**

After signing my autograph, you pose and tk a pic with me.... Here is macuwon whom you earlier decieved, claiming to be a creamy babe, the whole house fell for it.. .. I miss those times sha.
Everyone is on ghost mode now.. God go make us bigger. .

Hissexcellencie:
Omo! it have teyed nor be small... to you my fellow colleagues passing out next month. the sky would be your springboard. 2mao now una go open threads in here saying.... life as a corpers in...." and the like
lemme see how many names I go fit recall in dia correct spellings: S/O to
samguine
ojestas
Mannylex
prixxy7
sowl
Valentino
CleoQueen
darkchocolate
adaekube
heemah
adonismuller
aircom
automech
debygirly
harmonyemerald
dedarkman
yankeedudu
ibullem
Tonydamus
viviangills
LovelyNgee
tracey
Dotchez
youngprince
DrPhilABd
macuwon
lorddaywalker
osemu
zerray
cutiepie01
modexetchee
....BTW Lagos p.o.party loading.....98%....

Wow.. .missed you all tooo.... How the lagos party go be?