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Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy Deploys 16 Warships To Guard Oil Installations by made1(m): 6:33pm On Sep 04, 2018
Lol 16 Warships !!!!! I think you meant gunboats ..... Nigerian Navy don’t have such resources to deploy 16 vessels to the delta regions ......
Romance / Re: LLL by made1(m): 6:00am On Nov 27, 2017
Good luck.
Thank You !
Romance / LLL by made1(m): 4:13pm On Nov 25, 2017
Romance / Re: Nneka Onuorah: Stop Calling Me Bro, I Am A Lady - Nigerian Lesbian by made1(m): 2:08pm On Aug 04, 2017
Chai Yankee don confuse and destroy this one , igboland has lost another pickin to the devil in US.quote author=CEOYOMZZYBLOG post=59130614]Nneka, a US based openly gay Nigerian TV producer/director, took to her social media handles today to warn people to stop addressing her as "Bro". According to her, she recognizes she is a masculine lady but that shouldn't make them address her as "Bro". Last month, Nneka announced the date for her wedding to her lesbian partner.

Source: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2017/08/stop-calling-me-bro-i-am-lady-us-based.html

See what she wrote on Twitter below;[/quote]
Politics / Re: 33 Electricity Turbines Shut, Grid Loses 2,591mw Over Gas by made1(m): 2:54pm On Apr 07, 2017
Hydro-Electric , Nuclear , and Coal power are the only commercially viable power source, that is also sustainable !!!!


Romance / Re: "I Think I Am A Lesbian, I Need Help Please! " by made1(m): 3:43pm On Mar 22, 2017
DUH She just said she needs help . Carry an Go see your pastor . Just avoid suleiman and fireman !!!
So what do you want us to do?
Food / Re: A Piece Of Fish Sold For N42,000 At Lagos Supermarket Shocks Man (Photos) by made1(m): 2:53pm On Mar 07, 2017
Dude I think it was a typo ! Maybe they meant 420 Naira ....
A Nigerian man was given the shock of his life after seeing a piece of fish sold for N42000 in a supermarket in Lagos.

Chris shared the photo and wrote; So earlier today, i was at the Grand square supermarket in Victoria Island, to get some snacks to quench my cravings.

Guess what I saw? Can you imagine this piece of fish is sold for 42,000 Naira?

Shouldn't this be a wake up call for all Nigerians to go into fishing? Water don pass Garri o.



Food / Re: Whose Dinner Would You Prefer? (Photo) by made1(m): 7:36pm On Mar 05, 2017
I think a man needs all 4 to stay sane these days in Nigeria !!!!! It is a complete equation working in equilibrium lol

Lalasticlala come pick one o
Crime / Re: The Police Squad Who Tracked Down Vampire And Killed The Notorious Criminal (Pic by made1(m): 6:59pm On Mar 04, 2017
Haha our police Always knows what to do ! But until Oga at the Top give orders , them go dey do another thing !
Nigeria Police!

They can spring up surprising efficiency when they really want to despite poor funding and technology!

Great Job Guys!!! kiss
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Buys His Special Assistant A 1992 Honda Accord Car (Pics) by made1(m): 12:13am On Feb 26, 2017
Dino and publicity ! No be force to dash person something oh !!!!
A Facebook user by name, Precious C. Eze, posted a photo of Sen. Dino Melaye, gifting a Honda 1992 car to his Special Assistant to Media. One would ask, of all the exotic cars this senator has, is it Honda 1992 that he was able to buy for his SA on media?

See what he posted below

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/02/senator-dino-melaye-buys-his-special.html

Politics / Re: Omosede Igbinedion Meets Yasmina, Ivory Coast's Youngest Female Lawmaker by made1(m): 5:15pm On Feb 25, 2017
YES We see that , But they are the Youngest compared to our Grandfathers and Grandmothers that are their colleagues ..... READ 2 UNDERSTAND !!!!!
They are not that young.
TV/Movies / Re: Thin Tall Tony Kisses Tboss. Fans React by made1(m): 4:57pm On Feb 25, 2017
And Some Women Cats ?
Some men are just dogs
Romance / Re: Young Man Married To Oyinbo Grandma (Photo) by made1(m): 7:20pm On Feb 24, 2017
This is Marraige for Survival !!!!! Who no wan visa to enter yankee ?
It’s okay to marry a woman old enough to be your mother, you can still explain that as love, but someone old enough to be your grandmother?
Forum Games / Re: Are You Smart? Crack The Code!! by made1(m): 11:31pm On Feb 22, 2017
Y u dey curse dem now . Because u try sabi code, dem don become olodo !!!!! Oya u don win , come carry the Code open the door to where PMB dey hide .....

If you have 6 in your code, you're an olodo.
Politics / Re: My Husband Became President Because He Never Gave Up – Aisha Buhari by made1(m): 6:20am On Feb 22, 2017


Samuel Awoyinfa, Abeokuta

Politics / Re: Bakare: Buhari Told Me He Wants A VP Who Can Hold The Nation Together If He Dies by made1(m): 3:10pm On Feb 08, 2017
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Is Broke – UN by made1(m): 2:51pm On Feb 08, 2017
The UN Masters knows so well about BH , that one will wonder if BH is/was part of a cyop by UN . OBAMA the biggest terrorist evangelist is no longer in charge , maybe that's why BH has become broke .
The destructive Boko Haram insurgency group is currently plagued by financial difficulties, the UN Under-Secretary-General for Political Affairs, Jeffrey Feltman, has said.

Feltman stated this while briefing the Security Council on the UN Secretary-General’s Fourth Report on the threat the group poses to international peace and security efforts to “check and roll it back” on TuesdayThe UN envoy also noted that Boko Haram was under intense military pressure, but warned against undermining its capacity to launch fatal attacks.

“ISIL-affiliate Boko Haram is attempting to spread its influence and commit terrorist acts beyond Nigeria.

“And Boko Haram remains a serious threat, with several thousand fighters at its disposal.

“It is, however, plagued by financial difficulties and an internal power struggle, and has split in two factions,” Feltman said.

While the previous reports on the subject had focused on South East Asia, Yemen and East Africa, Libya and Afghanistan, the fourth report focused on Europe, North Africa and West Africa.

It noted that ISIL had conducted a range of attacks in Europe since declaring in 2014 its intent to target the region.

Some of these attacks were directed and facilitated by ISIL personnel, while others were enabled by ISIL providing guidance or assistance or were inspired through its propaganda, it said.

The report stated that while the military offensive in Libya had dislodged ISIL from its stronghold Sirte, the group’s threat to Libya and neighbouring countries persists.

“Its fighters, estimated to range from several hundred to 3,000, have moved to other parts of the country.

“ISIL has increased its presence in West Africa and the Maghreb, though the group does not control significant amounts of territory in the region.

“The reported pledge of loyalty to ISIL by a splinter faction of Al-Mourabitoun led by Lehbib Ould Ali may elevate the level of the threat.”

Following the increased military pressure, Feltman said ISIL is now on the defensive militarily in several regions, but was also adapting to military pressure by resorting to covert communications such as the ‘dark web’.

“Although its income and the territory under its control are shrinking, ISIL still appears to have sufficient funds to continue fighting,” he warned.

Feltman noted that ISIL relies mainly on income from extortion and hydrocarbon exploitation, even though resources from the latter are on the decline.

According to him, UN Member States are concerned that ISIL will try to expand other sources of income, such as kidnapping for ransom, and increase its reliance on donations.

“ISIL is adapting in several ways to military pressure, resorting to increasingly covert communication and recruitment methods, including by using the ‘dark web,’ encryption and messengers,” he warned.

The report also noted some of the measures taken by the Member States and the UN, stressing the need to develop sustained and coordinated responses to the grave threat posed by ISIL and associated groups and entities.

Feltman said that there were 19 universal counter-terrorism conventions and protocols, as well as related regional instruments on international terrorism, and relevant UN General Assembly and Security Council resolutions.

“But we need to do more, as Member States continue to face significant challenges to ensure effective international cooperation,” he said.

He warned that foreign terrorist fighters leaving the conflict could pose a grave risk to their homeland or to the countries they are travelling to or transiting through, such as Iraq and Syria’s neighbours, as well as countries in the Maghreb.

“Ultimately, it is the spread and consolidation of peace, security, development and human rights that will most effectively deprive terrorism of the oxygen it needs to survive,” he concluded

Health / Re: Catherine Howarth And Her Two White Babies by made1(m): 5:35pm On Jan 30, 2017
I have a Full blooded Ibo cousin with green eyes . Papa and mama nah ibo . But Full green eyes.

There's no interracial person in the world that has blue eyes, it's only meant for white people. smiley
Health / Re: Catherine Howarth And Her Two White Babies by made1(m): 5:34pm On Jan 30, 2017
What Sort of Stupid Write up is this . How many interracial babies have you seen ? This is a normal phenomena in western world. They Mixed kids start out very light and then adjust their tones as they grow older . Don't you see the hair of the kids, is that what white oyibo hair looks like ? Abeg try to stay updated and stop misinforming people with FAKE News

Nigerian Mother Becomes Only Black Woman In The World To Have Two White Babies

A black mother who gave birth to a million-to-one, white, blue-eyed baby boy has stunned doctors by having a second white child.

Financial analyst Catherine Howarth, 3ieved the rare recessive white gene that resulted in son Jonah, three, being completely white would not strike a second time.

So she was stunned when the midwife handed her daughter Sophia and she was as white as her big brother.

The mum from Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, believes she is the only black mother in the world to have given birth to two white, blue-eyed children.

She said: ‘When Jonah was born, a genetic specialist said he was a one-in-a-million baby. He said it was extraordinary with my African background that I’d had a child with blue eyes and pale skin.

‘He calculated the possibility of it happening again was less than one in a million.

‘So when Sophia was born with white skin and blue eyes I was more than taken aback with shock. It seems the odds of it happening twice are millions-to-one. No-one has heard of a black mum having two white babies one after the other.’

While husband Richard, 37, an engineer, is completely white, the couple from Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire thought their second child would be much darker than their first.

Catherine said: ‘When I had Jonah he was so white both Richard and I thought the midwife had given us the wrong child. But if anything, having Sophia has been even more of a shock because we were sure it couldn’t happen twice.

‘I was stunned when I saw her blue eyes and light skin.’

Doctors were equally amazed when Sophia was born last March.

Catherine is of Nigerian decent with no white genes in her family.
MUM STUNS DOCS British mum becomes first black woman to give birth to two white babies
After giving birth to a son with blue eyes Catherine Howarth has now given birth to a blue eyed baby girl

‘My parents were from Nigeria and as far back as anyone can recall my family have all been black.

‘The only explanation seems to be there must have been a white gene in my family that has remained dormant for years until now. And now it seems to be very dominant.’

Dad Richard said: ‘While it is interesting how the genes have aligned themselves, it doesn’t matter to us what colour our children’s skin is. We just feel incredibly lucky to have a beautiful son and daughter. Having healthy and happy kids is all that matters.’


Culture / Re: 3 Female Osun Followers Solicit For Alms, Dressed In White (Photos) by made1(m): 5:29pm On Jan 30, 2017
Dude it is called culture and tradition . Abi you no get culture for una village ?

Why In God’s Name Would This Happen In Our Dear Country.

Just saw this nt quite long ... Why in Gods name will three able bodied Girls of not more than 17 years be dressed early on a monday Morning as an osun follower and solicit for alms... What has the world turned to?
Crime / Re: Abuja Lady Slaps A Gym Instructor Twice (Video) by made1(m): 5:25pm On Jan 30, 2017
Stupid Dumb Bitch . You are lucky , I would have had her bundled out of my gym . You can destroy peoples place of business and say " IDGAF" . I will make you give that F--k ! She was pissed alright but should not vandalize their property .

She actually slapped the man twice and he did not retaliate.


What do you feminists have to say about this one?
Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman On His Way To DSS Headquarters In Abuja (Photos) by made1(m): 5:17pm On Jan 30, 2017
ABUJA and Dust . Just like Fried Rice and Chicken !!!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Streets Of Gambia Crowded As Barrow Returns (Photos) by made1(m): 5:03am On Jan 28, 2017
That would be so nice oh .But wait how many streets in Abuja light up at night ..... See Gambian street lights are working lol

Fantastic, that's how the streets of Nigeria would look like when Buhari returns to his Cows in 2019.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Drums Support For Igbo Presidency In 2019 by made1(m): 5:33am On Jan 25, 2017
BABA WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE SMOKING THESE DAYS , PLEASE DONT MENTION RO ... OR THINK OF CHAS . Me I will personally form a militant group to attack and destroy two of una !!!!!!


Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Bamako For African-France Summit by made1(m): 3:26pm On Jan 14, 2017
Who Said So ? Britain the tightest grip on Nigeria in particular. France want the Uranium in the Sahel area YES . And they might ask Nigeria to provide security from the lake Chad area. And then they will promise our leaders $50 million each if they sign the MOU ..... OYIBO no like us . No matter how much they pretend to . Africans are naturally gullible and Oyibo knows this. Africa Arise !!!!!
quote author=TeamSimple post=52796891]Na only France Waka come? Britain just neglect all him former colony[/quote]
Politics / Re: Borno Government Bans Sale Of Alcohol, Brothels, Charcoal And Firewood by made1(m): 1:38am On Jan 13, 2017
Why are they also banning Charcoal and Firewood ?? . I sense someone in Borno govt. following through with the United Nations Agenda 21 manuscript on sustainable living. B. S.
If only they know what lies ahead their government .

Culture / Re: Masquerade In Imo Takes A Selfie With Iphone6 Plus (photo) by made1(m): 3:06pm On Jan 06, 2017
Bia My First Lady , you don't know that our Nmanwu is highly connected to the spirits of technology.

Firstlady I admire you oh !
Lalasticlala hahahah
Agriculture / Re: My Pineapple Plantation In Our Compound by made1(m): 4:37pm On Dec 27, 2016

That's the plantation? You are really a poorboy that you call yourself.

Those pineapples don't even look sexy. Good luck next time.

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Politics / Re: What Do You Call A Female President's Husband? by made1(m): 3:39pm On Dec 23, 2016

[b]When You Call A President's Wife "FIRST LADY".

Then, What Do You Call A Female-President Husband?

I'm Just Confused!

Fashion / Re: Gym Photos Of Mr. Tourism Nigeria 2016 Finalist by made1(m): 3:22am On Dec 03, 2016
[Hmmmm this Bayelsa guy needs help oh. Imo man what is going on, okwa posing gi oh. !!!!

quote author=ObiOmaMu post=51581494]Mr Tourism Nigeria 2016 season 6 contestants arrived camp in Lagos, Monday November 28,
and have being under going various activities which also includes photo shoots.

Check out their hot photos.


Politics / Re: INEC Bill: Senate Moves To Amend INEC Act by made1(m): 7:40am On Dec 02, 2016
Too expensive and advanced to implement here
Can't we emulate American voting system??
Politics / Re: Protest As INEC Declares Akeredolu Winner Of Ondo Election by made1(m): 3:55pm On Nov 27, 2016
We don't think like that in Africa ...... Let us learn to disagree without violence. Sniper Rifles are so expensive. One sniper rifle is worth about 5-10 automatic AKs.


is he the most stupid man in the world..he just won an election and he is busy strolling around in the open roof of a car..smh..all it take is one sniper shot and he is dead


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