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Witnesstony28:
Thanks I think this my problem!

lol sorry I just read thru my post now.so many typo errors.i m glad u got my point.pause sex first ,get to know the girl first .sex can follow.i just wish u can find a girl that will not give u all freely . If she can be stingy abit.and make u long for her .

papiforreal:
I finished school since 2014 but couldn't find job because of not having strong connection.. When the npower started I was hesitant to apply because I thought it was the usual government lies.
I applied without knowing anybody and was selected. I used the money I'm getting from the program and invest in a business that's making me 50-70k monthly without the npower allawee. I made my first million naira because of the npower..
So if you have also benefited from the program, let's gather here and appreciate the incorruptible president, Muhammadu Buhari.

lairs u ll now gather people to WhatsApp page after reaching nonsense u ll ask the to move to master class and pay

EdoBozz:
PLEASE IGNORE ANY GRAMMATICAL ERROR AS YOU READ AND ENJOY.


Mr Daniel (Danny) is a young soft looking handsome lawyer with a good taste for fashion and style. He has private office within the premises of a multi million naira real estate firm, in a mega office complex around V I in Lagos.

Anita is a beautiful young lady who works with the real estate firm as a marketing executive. She has just been out of her long time relationship with her ex who jilted her and left her heart broken so she is in the process of putting back her life together and focusing on her job.

On this very beautiful morning, Anita got to work a little bit late so as she got to the office complex she hurriedly rushed through the hallway to get to her office and he the process bumped on Mr Daniel at the hallway. The files she was holding fell as well as her handbag so Mr Daniel assistant her in picking up her stuffs while she was really apologizing for my mistake.

At that very moment, that was the very first time Mr Daniel was coming in contact with such beauty of Anita's kind within the office premises. (Beauty they say is in the eyes of the seer). He quickly introduced himself as Danny and asked her name. She just told him "Anita" and hurriedly again we whisked away leaving Danny standing speechless and looking lost. You could tell from his looks that he was really swept off his feet by her beauty.

Later that day during the closing hours, Danny waited outside just to ensure he sees Anita again before leaving and just immediately she stepped out of the premises, he quickly approached her and asked her to be excused for few minutes. As usual he started pouring out how he felt the moment he saw her and how he will love to take her out on a date anytime she is free and promised it will be in her own terms. She didn't even waste any time, she just told him point blank that she isn't interested and that he should please avoid her because she could be rude sometimes, and then she walked away to get their taxi home, leaving Danny stunned as he stood looking her her leave.

The next morning, while Anita was on her way to get her lunch during the break, Danny spotted her and quickly rushed up to her. Before he could even say anything Anita just told him point blank, this would be the very last time she would allow him get this close to her. She said she isn't interested in anything he had to say and he should please let her be. As she tried to walk away Danny gently tried to hold her hands to plead with her to just allow him say something, but immediately he held her hand, her next reaction was a very dirty hot slap that he never imagined a beautiful girl like that could ever deliver. He was so shocked and as she walked away, he just told her "you should never slap a man", " you would regret this some day okay ".

Over a month passed by but Danny and Anita never crossed path or set eyes on each other again. The thought of someone like Danny working anywhere in that premises had even been erased from Anita's mind and they had both seemed to forget about everything.

On this faithful day, Anita's boss calls her to his office and tells her to prepare for a presentation for a mega housing project deal they are about to seal. She was so excited that she was called to handle the job and that was an opportunity for her to be in the meeting with the top investors and the MD of the real estate firm she worked for. All through that dey she worked hard in order to ensure she delivered an outstanding presentation.

Next morning, she is all gorgeously dressed up, early for work and super ready for the biggest assignment of her so far with the firm. Time ticking, her boss comes into her office and tells her its time for the meeting and they both head to the boardroom. She sits quietly observing some of the quest present while they all waited patiently for the MD and his PA.

Few minutes later, the boardroom door opens, a man walking in with his PA behind him holding a briefcase. The whole atmosphere looked tensed and Anita's heart is beating and also excited to meet the MD for the very first time. Immediately the MD worked passed her and the turned around to have a good him at him, she gets the shocker of her life. Mr Daniel, the MD right before her very eyes.

Immediately, the MD seated and greeted everyone, he asked that proceed for the meeting immediately because he had another important appointment to catch up with. Then Anita's boss calls her with so much confidence he already has in her to deliver. Just there Anita broke down, gelded her head and told her boss she is sorry and she has to rush to the clinic because just just developed a severe headache. She immediately took her bag, rushed out boardroom and off the office premises, took a taxi and straight home she went.

Her boss was really devastated and apologized to everyone. Mr Daniel just asked him to go find out what's wrong with her and reschedule the meeting for another day, and the meeting was dismissed.

All efforts to reach Anita that day failed and so her boss asked one of her colleagues who knew her home to pay her a visit. When her friend got there that evening, she pleaded with Anita to say what the problem is because they had always been sharing some secrets together in the office and Anita had told her about the incident with Danny without any knowledge that he was her overall boss. So she finally opened up to her colleague and told her that she found out in the boardroom that day it was the MD she slapped and she couldn't put herself together to do a presentation in front of her boss that she slapped.



WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN NEXT?

after the vote countung please

Ilamina:
I am not growing any younger
Now I cover my body and dress properly

I Feel bad about it
Because I don't think I enjoyed my youth enough
I was always struggling in school
No time to dress sexy
And because I lost so much weight while in school
Always looking anorexic

Now preparing for marriage, motherhood and adult life


Love you all

ageing things my dear ..it's OK

SimplePlan34:
Suicide is better than misery. Kudos to him his life belongs to him and not to any stupid God. He was in charge of his life till d end. God could have helped him while he was alive but he did not. He took control of his life. D only problem his d children and wife he left behind. If he was single I would have said big ups to him.

easy man why are u so pained and y haven't u kill urself

EmekaBlue:
I will quickly hit the point

I really admire sweet sexy ladies on short skirts or short gown but once I take her home and she put her vagina to my eyes full glare, I instantly lose interest. Just like one who just left told me to check her vagina out

I seriously prefer not to see that place before i go in and i've never given a woman head before and I dont think I can mount the courage to try such, I wonder how you guys go down there and lick that place.

buhari caused it.he has rigged Ur view

TrevorFitness:
I met this girl this year. The first time we did it was on Valentine's day, Feb 14 after many outings.

The thing is she gets tired in like 5 mins. I do a lot of pre-intimacy and she gets really wet. Then when I fire down, she screams normal ah ah ah do the normal girls release, gets dry and says she is tired she wants to sleep. On the first night, in her mind we had 3 rounds but I came only once after the third try. We have had sex on 4 different occasions since then. The last once was this afternoon under the rain and cold weather. We did it twice. The first time again, she got tired after 5 mins. I wanted to continue. She said it's shouting. she started crying. I had to stop. Second time, plenty pre-intimacy, she was wet as if rain fell inside her kini. Then I smashed down. Few minutes, she don cum again. Started saying I should stop. I did. She left and I didn't even cum.

Now,I swear I don't ever want to see her again. Problem is that the idiat has caught stupid feelings.

buhari is winning.ur girl is a one minute woman. Go and look for a 39mins woman pls

Richdad50:
Nice thing to do. 98% of the people they fed thumbprinted for Buhari. APC is the party for the 'angry poor'. Listen, no 'angry poor' can lift him or herself to middle class or greatness with the spirit of bitterness. To escape poverty is to think the possible. Bitterness obstructs the power of possibilities.
Moreso, I have taken time to critically look at the Job vacancy posts on this forum with the intention of finding if APC surrogates visit. I was shocked to discover a huge following of vacancy posts by APC hardcore supporters. Why! You and I know Buhari can never create job opportunities yet you ignored a man who swore to run on jobs and opportunities. I can't rap my head around this mysteries.
I will be on Channels TV tomorrow.

#Richdad

on channels Tv doing what .. analyzing and arguing bah.no need sir that wont change any thing buhari had Robbed us

sarrki:
I am not a politician

Am an elder statesman that wants good of his country

that is Ur business

We did election like we were fighting wars..all the past is have kept quiet oo all men of influence have gone mute .but God is watching

Auduambless:
please what I do with a day degree in industrial chemistry

I need urgent and reliable answers

in present Nigeria you can't do anything with any degree my dear .... With that course u suppose be hot cake cos u can work in oil companies , processing companies,quality assurance companies, breweries , list is endless.

sarrki:
Which result are you talking about?

2023 ?

if I follow u talk now u start screaming for mod. For help.ur magazine don pay abi.

sarrki:
I supported Buhari for my country and for humanity

for Ur pocket and pot belly

sarrki:
Osinbajo was treated like an orphan by the so called fake god of men!!!


It’s so unfortunate and disgusting to see him passed through persecution with the so called fake marabouts in suit called god of men just for the hatred they have for Muhammadu Buhari

They were all put to shame

With their fake prophecy

God is with you pyo


Starboy nothing do you

Future assured

Sarrki an elder statesman ,an unrepentant buharist and progressive

here u are free to insult people's father and parents becos u want to make silly post.if u don't know want to write won't u shut up and wait for the results.

That's OK 4million in exchange for 4yeqrs of complaints at the end of this God will definitely punish some people...it will never be well with them for diverting the will of the people .

Witnesstony28:
Am just perplexed with this cos it always happens!

Once I have Sex with any girl that I originally had feelings for, the next thing is I start hating and even disregarding her!

I want to know if its normal?
does it happen in all guys?
Please contribute!

yeah it happens to me at times with some girls .not all I think you have not found the real person it heart longs for.i think u shouldn't push sex first get to know the girl first before bring up sex in that way u ll live other things about her

chenzen:
Bros u go chop slap

I for fuccking Ur girl abi wetin.u no go fit.even if u meet me in bed with her. U ll only shout.and I get u arrested for intruding and public disturbance.. simple.if u make mistake slap me u go chop beating sir.

chenzen:
u go chop slap

that is if u ll not call me Bros when u meet me.u l

chenzen:
l actually groomed mine into loyalty... l can actually travel to Dubai knowing fully well that her cunt will still remain intact when l return.

hahahahahahahababaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.give me her number and I will fuucck her before u return...m not kidding here

Let's see how this will end. Something big is about to happen in Nigeria ....just fasten Ur seat belt

kamokaze10:
Now I can't help buh blame myself if Buhari wins?

mtcheeeeew what ll yr vote do

If a girl ask me for recharge card for subscription.....thsr is the day her level drops I won't waste time inviting her for s3x

You didn't see the winner bah. Go back and dream again any body can dream this Ur dream.

let me help u here with traffic so they can come here and give u the bashing of Ur life

Hotfreeze:
Ipob pig, I repeat, they have no time for your foolishness.

You thieves and looters would lose and cry till death.

but u are mourning already.

NOETHNICITY:
PDP desperately trying to cause chaos in PMB strong hold

go for brain check..

MaiGemu:
Stupidity get class, and you are abundantly blessed.

free the guy and leave his advert alone nah....eeeediot

After this election if Buhari returns anywhere I hearkilling I won't even pity Benue people. APC should never get any vote in Benue

the older the better

Some one should wake that guy up

StarUp:
As the Nigeria's presidential election results are being collated, it will shock everyone at the end that Buhari will win and these are some of the reasons why:

1. Buhari's cabal learnt from the mistakes of GEJ and they are not gonna repeat it.

2. In year 2015, 6000 "Christian pastors" in the Southwest gathered in different mountains to pray for Buhari to win against GEJ and God is still honouring that prayer (if not for anything, at least to punish their ignorance)

3. The northern masses don't care about the economy (they don't even follow economic trends) so they don't care if things continue the way it is as long as they can eat one plate of "tuwo" (corn meal) a day.

4. Osinbajo is backed by pastor Adeboye of RCCG who speaks less than he knows (or hears from God), so for Osinbajo to still be there, Adeboye must have told him something not meant for public consumption.

5. The people that should have countered the Northern votes in the Southeast and Southwest didn't go out to vote...they were online making noise or watching TV at home.

Nigerians, anything you see, take it like that.

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