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Namaster:
Government need to do something about it nearly killed me.

On a serious note:

The problem here is you STILL believe that there are decent girls out there. But that's FALSE.

ALL women are HOES. You may not know who they're hoeing for but you can rest assured that they are.

It doesn't matter how respectable you think they are, they are secretly hoes. And that includes professionals like doctors, bankers, lecturers, etc.

Also NO age is exempt.

Your strategy is to be PERPETUALLY skeptical of EVERYTHING a woman does or says. And NEVER commit to any of them.

Don't wife them.
Or make them your girlfriends.

Just Bleep and go.

If you need kids, Bleep one, impregnate her and take your kids from her.

You will ALWAYS be disappointed if you expect a woman to be FAITHFUL.

i pity for you.. Just go give the wrong one belle.. You go explain taya. Pikin sef you no go see.

Puss360:
Then the man nko? With vast experience what will we call him?
Public Limited company (Plc) , open to members of the public....


Nonsense

hope you are married! Cos people like you will most likely learn the hard way.

Rokiat:
never ever.

First and foremost men are not the center of my world so I never liked any of them first never.

He have to actively pursue me, likes me way more, and have qualities I desire for me to even think of liking him
And giving him a chance.

actively pursue? God i do not pray to meet someone with this kind of entitlement mentality.

If no be say i dey broke now.. I for just use 1.5 play arsenal to win league.

Kewtt:
Until we become a producing economy.... nothing done to the value of dollars will be sustainable. You can't build something on nothing

Nor mind them.. This exactly the same thing HE P.O said but instead of keeping quiet or tackling the message.. they atacked him and called him all sort of names. slowly but steadily it is going back and its becoming obvious that the man from a certain osun village and the nigerian oscar cardoso ave nothing to offer.

Splashme:
Meanwhile, the mumu-Reno was celebrating a Hausa girl who scored 336
.

na real MUMU-REN0 that one be.

Namaster:
Most men are satisfied with having a hole to plow. In fact, they'll pursue it and even pay for it.

So there's no need for women to get better at sex when men are satisfied with the barest minimum.

Best thing is to LEARN to arrange them into the position you want and bang away. Sex positions flow into each other if you know what you're doing.

I dont like this. There are over 3.5 billion women on earth. you slept with one or two only to come here and disturb our ear and generalise. Bia.. Be careful!

Techpik:
Hello internet gurus in the house, pls i need your help on this.

I collected a job from a client for like almost 2 months now to help her delete and wipe all her sextapes from the internet and people phones.

The client is a popular female celebrity, name withheld.

I tried my best to report from blogs and websites with the contents so as for them to take down the posts or get their website suspended if they dont do so.

I have tried to also wipe from some people phone.

But the female celebrity client still told me her se.xta.pes are still on many website and people still have it on their phone.

Pls internet gurus in the house, how can i delete all her se.x.ta.pes from the internet and people phones.

name of the female celebrity withheld.

call me +4423554421

maasoap:
Is she your enemy because I don't understand trolling her of a thing?
She's a human being, no one likes to be dragged or bullied

its not everybody that will be like you that forms enemity for a stranger u dont know.. I dont know her from anywhere. She certain cant be my enemy.

maasoap:
Na so una don start spin theory when you are not even sure if this report is true

are you sure she is not your sister? Cos i dont understand why you are saying this.

AuschwitzPrefec:
Copa-Cubana beach in Rio has a coastal highway

Miami strip has one .

The entire Californian coastal region is linked by a highway.

The Italian coastline also has stunning highways.

The Cape Town coast line also has a stunning highway.

Same goes for Namibia.

Only land locked people will hate this project.

obviously u have malaria.. These highways you just mentioned how long are they and where do they lead to? How long is the proposed coastal highway in nigeria and what routes will pass through?

Antoeni:
If the first DNA test turns out be 90%+ mobhad, she wouldn't have gone for the second one. She is a suspect

going for a dna test in the first place means that she herself is not even sure who the father of the child is.

Ab0bii:
Don't mind this kids. What brought messi/ronaldo here today is what i don't understand.

I'm a madrid fan but will never involve myself with those talks

lol.. Almost two complete pages there was no comment about the live game.

Abeg make una wait first.. I been travel go space, Messi and ronaldo don come back to europe? Messi resign for psg? Ok.. E be like ronaldo dey dortmund now? Abeg make una gist me wetin dey happen?

helinues:
Best food already landed.

I dey sure say you go throw party for this. So as how your own be..

Stuffs like this can't go unnoticed

if e decide to throw party because of this news how e take concern u? Na your money?

illicit:
Sometimes it's natural

can never and will never be.. What are you saying sef?

Bullfallo:
The stretch mark is now so common with girls nowadays unlike in the past, even average slim girls have it in their upper arm and laps.. My investigation revealed it’s too much body cream and lack of exercise. Another factor might be diet.

could also be as a result of eating every available free shawarma.

PerfectStranger:
Theyre few in number

surely.. You can say that again.

Finally a nigerian girl with common sense.

Enjoy with ash? Kwantinue [quote author=T0T0Vulcanizer post=129573712]Hello everyone, I'm seeking advice on a challenging situation. In 2020, I purchased a plot of land and built a house, which I and my parents moved into in 2021.

While I love having them close, I'm feeling suffocated by the lack of personal space and freedom. I'm struggling to maintain my sexual urges due to my high sex drive... late night clubbing...enjoy my hobbies with different hook up girls of my choices, and even relax in my own home without judgment when I kpo!.

To cope, I've been spending a significant amount (around 50k) on hotel stay and I do this like four times in a week, which is unsustainable due to their high cost of drinks and food dollar rate increase and they put price in everything...when I could have all this in my house.

I'm considering two options: renting a separate house for my parents or finding a new place for myself.

Okoroawusa:
I hate when men come here to tell stories of pvssies that they had every opportunity to fvck but were not man enough to...it reminds me of me many years ago.

so you for knack another man wife? *spits*

SensualMan:
Lol. Tinubu u do this one ooo

The man's meagre salary cannot cater for the family, due to Ebi n pawa, the wife had to suck another preeék to be able to feed the family and the cycle continues. Killing, Infidelity and hunger the 3 cycle that will keep rotating in the land of Tinubu people.

Funny sophisticated mugu's!

On your mandate we shall stand!

always knew its story from the sawed waste.

Ikembeku:
Is the skull Intact?

wahala!!

Tallesty1:
More often than not, a virgin will after being with one man for a while, want to know what it is like to be with another man.

i doubt this true.

EmperorCaesar:
Cause they arent tribalistic
Plus they are like the "Creme De La Creme" of guys in Nigeria... Far more attractive than the rest i guess as its easy for a Yoruba demon to attract ladies of any tribe with extreme ease

If u doubt it, check across their male celebrities, politicians and even the average Joe in most SW states

oga this your asertion is very far from the truth.

Lamasta:
I no wan hear Jackson this Jackson that o

no walaha just close your ear.

Jokay07:
Oga just answer the simple question first na.
How much Chelsea done spend.

i no fit answer cos that na the most out of point question wey i don encounter in the last 25 years of my life.

osazsky:
na u need am pass oga

na u need am pass o.. At least i don go small. U?

osazsky:
and how many managers has Chelsea had in 8 yrs or u don't know football is continuity...u spend 2 years for club u spend over 600m before the sack and someone doing 8 yrs has spend 1b..go back to sch

i dey consider going back to school.. You try go enrol for waec lesson.

Jokay07:
That Madups guy no sabi anything for football. Just leave him.

oga jon champion i dey hail o!

Jokay07:
Lolz.
Oga rest and stop shifting goal post.
Na simple question I ask you so just answer
Him say make I no mention him again

pot calling kettle black. U're the one shifting the goal post by bringing cfc into this discus.

lkdolz:
How many football manager have been consistently successful for that period under review (8 years), I mean able to hold their job that long? Most got sacked.

Take it or leave it, Pep knows his onions, that's a fact.

are u trying to say there is no manager in europe top 5 leagues who have lastest longer than pep in their current job?