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Gosh, does anyone notice the way JJ looks at Ife sometimes?? I know she talks a lot of crap sometimes, but just watched when she was ranting about being nominated and how she didn't care, and he was just doing those his crab eyes at her . Like she's just a piece of. . . And this is the SAME  thing he complained about the first Rachel, how she looked at people like she thought they were shite. I really, really don't like JJ or Josie, they are NOT nice people. Ben, Dave, Corin, Mario etc are just their dumb little selves, I prefer them to a 100 JJs and Josies!!!!! LLOLLL.

denzel2009:
She is 30 sister Maedan haba

Oh yesh, i forgot . Maybe cos she's so tiny!

denzel2009:
Steve wants to do Keeley!

I was just about to make a lengthy comment about that . Gosh, his lust for her is sooo blatant - the way he eyes her up!! Gross! It's bad enough that he's married and twice her age - but he's losing a lot of respect in Keely's eyes, too. I really pity his wife, he's been on his best behaviour, till Keeley came in. I hope he recalls his senses sooner than later!

mohawkchic:
~Hey You! https://www.labnol.org/assets/images/YahooSmileys/smileys76.gif


~Me think all that drama had a lot more to do w/ jealousy than JJ saying she has 7 chins!

No no no, I do believe he said 98 chins . Don't you have an inkling just how HORRID JJ is? That's why Josie, who is very good at dishing out, finds it hard to take it from JJ, cos he goes for the jugular - and when he says the mean stuff, he sounds like he really means it!

mohawkchic:
~To Shite-stir! Which i love btw so i aint complaining just yet!

~Rachael looks Dopey,speaks Dumbo. . .she's as much use as a handbrake on a canoe!

Oh my dayyyzzzz . But I have to agree, she does sound and look very dopey!! Always crying over every little sentimental thing!

mohawkchic:
[color=#770077][font=Comic Sans MS][size=10pt]~When i heard the voice over for "Come Not Dine With Me" I was like "Meadan is going to love this!!"

~It was hilarious. . .For a moment i thought BB actually told the newbees to make minging food on purpose. . .that egg omelette! I was sick in my mouth just watching her prepare it!!

~I'm just as curious to see how this ganging up on Kelley in particular will unfold!! She does comes across as fiesty so i dont expect her to back down if take on by the others!! It does Seem tho her competitive personality is going to be an hindrance to her!! I dont think its a bad thing,why the other HM8 seem to be making such a big deal out of it is beyond reason! I bet she'll be the first newbee out as soon as they get a chance to do so. . .

~What's Steve playing at? He's upped his game!!

~Seems the only newbee the other HM8 want to take under their wing is the Nerd! He seems harmless!!

LOL, of course I loved the "Don't Come Dine With Me" task! The original voice over guy was on hand to make it all the more authentic. The best BB idea ever! And it gave me an insight to ALL the housemates, even the old ones. They showed mega team work, ganging up on Baroness Keely! Poor little thing, she did her best for the little people . She already confessed her size makes her an overachiever in all things. First newbie out? Naaah, make that Rachel. She has little to offer.

mohawkchic:
~How shocking was Ife's nomination to you? Were you expecting it? I sure wasnt!  I hope she wins the task & picks Keeva!

~That Keeva is a nasty piece of work! Josie is one to watch too! Conniving So & So's


~For some reason i reckon Corrin will be safe. . .worried for Ife tho. . .

~Oh me son googled her & found her webpage. .he's smitten by her,especially since she went totally bald! He's like "She has your haircut Mummy" https://www.labnol.org/assets/images/YahooSmileys/smileys47.gif  I'm pleasantly surpriesd she hasnt done any singing in the house! I wud have thought she wud be using that part of her Skills to make an interesting watch!

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Ife's bald cut is just not werking for me, LOL. It's funny ur son should like it, even tho it reminds him of mummy ! Sorry but she has a funny shape of head, and her skin tone is not helped by her dull clothes. When she wears a bit of make up she's not bad tho'. I just don't get how she lasted this long, sorry . And I am DEFINITE she's leaving this week. Ta, Ife!!

faving:
Nah wa oh! na wetin people no go write for NL abeg try go buy glasses make you dey see well before you go talk say beyonce ugly. because eyes dey really pain you

SIMPLE!!!

They should just say they don't like her. But to deceive themselves that she's not fine?? Na waaaa.

Moonlighting ----- Al Jarreau. Theme song for "Moonlighting" (Bruce Willis). LOL.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=112843.msg6381689#msg6381689 date=1279065924][color=deeppink]Beyonce is more of an artificial than a natural. . .

But let's just say she's both.[/color][/quote]That's really unfair. In a world of Botox, [b]br[/b]easts enhancements, nose jobs and tummy tucks, Beyonce has managed to keep out of all those vices. Her only crime might be her hefty hair extensions, but even white celebs wear the odd weave/wig these days. No one is 100% natural, not in this century. It's just that some are  more artificial than others. But Bey is aiight.

denzel2009:
see what women can turn men to? JJ don fall my hand!

JJ is either just a big baby, or he knows Josie is very popular, in and out of the house, and does not want her to be his enemy. He knows he is an Aussie, and in essence the real outsider in the place.


Ok, so what is it about these tasks that just seem to bring out the hilarious parts of the h-mates?? I loved the "Come Dine With Me" task, it well and truyly established the new housemates into the house, and I'm beginning to see why they were chosen. They do a lot for the dynamics of the house, and I can't wait to see how the story unfolds.

Jarus:
Becomrich is already 'oversung'. In fact, if NL Politics section is named after Becomrich, it's not too much.

. Comedian. LOL.

r231:
o'boy if you want be famous here

you need to buy more than N100 browsing time @ d cafe o

i 4get to tell you dis one earlier

dis one that u are nowhere to be found now

you will be forgotten by tomorrow  

luizworld:
^^ u better advice him to purchase 24 hr access to the internet. .otherwise he may end up forgotten and buried

LOL .






@ topic, quick fame does not come easy. Unless you possess the quality of creating catchy threads (like mamagee) or making crazy funny comments in every popular thread (like 190). In short, you really do have a loooooong way to go .

tpiah:
obviously you have no shame, so quit fooling yourself.

come sha, what's with this your constant nagging about me leaving nairaland?

is that what you were sent here for? To run me off?

have you succeeded or you need to foam some more?

were.

LOL. Between you and me, who is displaying the very essence of were? Who is running after who to each and every thread, like the escaped lunatic you are? You are the kind of child your mother should have smothered at birth. She must have been wishing she did it when ever she looks at your dracula face. Head of cow. It will never be well with you, were oshi. And yes, me and half the members on Nairaland want you OUT. You doubt me? Should I start a poll? Most Hated NL Member. You should be spat on. You disgrace to womanhood. It is an injustice to the people of Yorubaland to be told a fish like you is claiming their tribe. Beast of no family.

mohawkchic:
~Josie is Oh-Soo-Jealous! Simple as! Prolly doesnt realise that's the word to describe her emotions &  reaction to JJ! Her insecurities are gate-crashing the obvious!! She'd never pulled guys like JJ . . . whatever that means! She'd mentioned it enuff times! Not to woory.She might well be able to pull guys when she leaves BB!! OK magazine seem to be rooting for her & implied she'd make the most dough out of all the HM8. . .She'll defo do w/ a make-overhttps://www.labnol.org/assets/images/YahooSmileys/smileys80.gifafter they get her all dolled up & slap her pic on the cover a couple of times,she'd have no probs getting laid a date!https://www.labnol.org/assets/images/YahooSmileys/smileys47.gif


~Why did she have to ruin a perfectly nice day for JJ! I bet he was "Buzzing" after seeing/speaking w/ his family! Too bad he cudnt share w/ the other HM8. . . .Just read on the BB website JJ been  https://www.labnol.org/assets/images/YahooSmileys/smileys3.gif over the tiff w/ Josie. . . says he wants to leave. . . It's getting boring! I suppose they're going to bore us w/ that on the update tomorrow. . .


~Shabby implied  on BBBM there's something going on b/w them two but they'd rather pursue after BB! Hmm! Surely if there was something going on we'd  have known alreadly? Prolly just giving herself more airtime now that she says she regrets walking out!


~I meant to respond to the Spoof Telephone vid by Sunshine & Rachael . . Love it!! Saw it on BBBM. Funny how she had no qualms about been wrapped in a crime scene tape but was wooried about her knickers! Pssf! Fame hungry Mongers!

MC babes !!! Heyyy, Josie, jealous Naaaah. The competition is NADA . Those girls are nothing to worry about. Josie knows this. She's just making a spectacle of herself because she knows the public expects her to act like this!!! Josie has a game plan !!! She's just acting for even more "air time", even though we all know she gets more than anyone in that house!



Corin is buzzing, Oh my G!!! . She's self-conscious about her favourite phrases now. She's been teased by the master tease, JJ, tho' she gave it to him right back!! I love her though, don't you ?

Aaw, Beyonce is the best. A certified hottie. Wish she could be more slim, I know she's big-boned so she can never be a size 0. But I love her jare, big hips and all.

bluespice:
im not either, when err one in the house wants to watch it u gotta watch too

I've been in your shoes once or twice . My aunt makes sure she doesn't miss a thing by recording it on Sky+ to watch during her free time.  She was around for weeks and gosh! I had to blend in. But afterwards, I couldn't be buvvered to watch it when it's on. But it's a great soap.

tpiah:
your english has knocked me out again.


wow

Researching and jerking off on my posts?? If only you had put this much effort to your studies and life pursuits, you wouldn't be the wretched loser you are today. Sorry, I won't teach you how to play with words . You'll only hurt yourself, and offend the sensibilities of the enlightened peeps of NL .

bluespice:
sorry i've been holed up at home avoiding the evil called pollen grain so been catching up on my dose of eastenders

Ooooh, that Lucas . I'm not a fan of the show, but it's great, I catch some episodes when I can. How come it doesn't have its own thread here, sef?? Lol. Enjoy your Eastenders jare.

bluespice:
lol that beautiful phrase can be uttered by none other than our resident serial killing pastor - lucas

i missed JJ's ish with racheal but i hear he was mean,
JJ is confused no doubt, no one else will be proud of being a self confessed 1 minute man

Lucas?? Who's he, never heard of him. An NL member? Anyway, JJ is definitely hard to place. He can be so nice and cool, and then he can be downright evil. I don't like men like that. They can commit murder when pushed . That's how all serial killers start out. Who is this Lucas fella again ??

tpiah:
this english knocks me out cold.

ok, you win the war of words- I cant compete with your grammar

Mad woman on the loose alert!! Who will come and carry this mental case back to her foam-walled suite specially outfitted for her at "yaba left"?? So you ran from the Racism topic to come and disturb me here, tpiah. You are a CLOWN. And a big fat coward!!!

tpiah:
You're edo and from ishan, right?

i notice michelin seems to be your mentor here.

the travails people like you two will bring on your tribe

Madness at its best. You're following me around now, is that the latest thing? tpiah you are DDEMENTED. I am ashamed that I even raised issues with someone who is so obviously deranged. Can't your family lock you up somewhere, away from the public eye, and esp. from NL??

bluespice:
to be quite honest, im no longer interested in BB cos my two favs have left shabby n nathan

JJ,the LovePeddler of babylon, becks wanna-be
one cant stay mad at him for long

LOL!! So priceless. Did I tell you once before that you're mean ? Now scratch that! You're a fiend !!! He does look like a cute two year old when he's feeling down. You'll soooo pity him. He told BB that he can't be happy in the house if he doesn't have Josie as a friend . Aint that the cutest thing?? LOL, I pity the woman who'll fall in love with him. Mixed-up individual . I can never forget how he tore Rachel down. She was never the same in the house after that.

sholasys:
@ Acidosis

Why dont we appreciate our fellow man. Did the " octopus " predicted before the tournament ? Do you grab ? My own case is spectacular. It takes to be vast in football and have analytical mind to be able to predict right. Even in CNN, those people that guise right before the WC started are been celebrated in US. I have noting to achieve on this but i feel fulfil, happy and makes me feel i hv good foresight.

Do your thang, bro !! People take things too serious on this forum self . Be happy, even though it might have just been a lucky guess, not like you analytically and systematically worked out the probabilities and odds that Spain would win. Some people do have good foresight though, so maybe you do deserve that Man of the Tournament award after all . I don't see any other rivals, do you??

denzel2009:
Am I the only one that feels like slapping Corin when she talks? I m buzzing . . .

Gosh, I used to hate it, too!! I have a pet peeve about folks who talk on and on and very fast, too. LOL when JJ teased her about "I'm buzzing". But I've grown used to it, and I've grown into liking her a lot! She's my fave female in the house.

bluespice:
i can't understand 75% of what corine says but watching her make words with her mouth is enough comedy for me

you're right tho, i'm yet to see who is capable of a real fight. who knows, maybe mario will stop diek ridding everyone including brobot and actually act like the biatch he truly is, maybe he could.
actually i think only giovan the resident house biatch could have started n maintained a fight

Giovan who?? LOL, he was just like a mean little girl. The real fight-meisters are Nathan and JJ. The former is gone, and the latter is losing his touch, what with Josie threatening to cut off from him after their latest tiff. He knows just what to say to make a woman feel like two cents, ROTF.

bluespice:
tee hee, i'm not mean

i think they reason she blew up was cos of suppressed anger really, but regardless, they became chummies again too quickly, i was hoping for some latent brewing animosity that culminates in some nasty cat fight that splits the house members across battle lines, then the tension will be so great that BB will be forced to bring them three weirdos in and then err one will be nice just to get the majority of the newbies on their own side.

see?
ife spoilt what could have made for brilliant tv watching

LOL. With all their mouth, Ife, Caiomhe and Shabby are incapable of any real animosity. The real firebrand, b!tchy person, IMO, is Corin. Mehhn, when she starts her own, eeh . She is vicious! I also suspect that Josie can throw a bad one if pushed. But maybe not; she's too much of an emotional coward .

obinna5000:
Spain were a better side no doubt. Their passing accuracy was far better than those from the Dutch side.
But the officiating by the English referee Howard Webb was crap.

Congrats Spain.  

If you know how happy the British were that somehow, an English person would get to be in the WC final   . The irony, LOL>


Viva World Cup . South Africa tried, abeg. Nice tournament all round.

Wow. You really do deserve a medal!! I hope you placed some bets, you should be raking in the cheddar by now! LOL, it feels good to be right sometimes, don't it? Well done sha .