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RomanceRe: Wayne Rooney Is Irresponsible by maedan(f): 2:55pm On Sep 06, 2010
I was so shocked when I saw this on TV earlier this morning. Or maybe I'd always suspected. I mean, why should he be any different from the rest?? Crouch, Beckham and Co. Only Gerrard left now angry - and if I ever hear anything about him, ehhnn, angry cheesy.
PoliticsRe: Kobojunkie Is The Most Popular Nairalander by maedan(f): 1:40pm On Sep 06, 2010
So lengthy, rambling-like posts/arguments is what it takes to get any respect around here, heh? What a farce tongue.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures: 'save Our Souls'movie Premiere. by maedan(f): 9:40pm On Sep 05, 2010
Thanks for the pix. Though why are most of the actresses a size 22 or above?? Loved the chick in the blue dogtooth dress anyway.
Jokes EtcRe: I Was Fingering You , You Did Not Want To Come: by maedan(f): 9:37pm On Sep 05, 2010
Lo, @ poster, thankfully I saw the original joke so I laughed my head off. Quite funny actually grin.
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by maedan(f): 12:04pm On Sep 05, 2010
Please Don't Let Me Go - Olly Murs (X-Factor)
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother 11 Uk Final Series by maedan(f): 11:39am On Sep 05, 2010
denzel2009:
^^^^^cos is his head is shaped like a video cassette.
lol. I must see it one day!!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother 11 Uk Final Series by maedan(f): 2:07am On Sep 05, 2010
And just as an obiter (an aside), lol, pls can someone tell me why Victor Ebuwa is NEVER hatless? i have nevevereverever seen him without a hat/cap on! Or do I have to google this?? I saw some clips from the series he was in, and he had ratty hair, yes, but is that the reason why he's permanently capped? Geez.
TV/MoviesRe: Wunmi Mosaku Rapidly Rising British-nigerian Actress In "i Am Slave" by maedan(f): 1:40am On Sep 05, 2010
Wow, I knew there was something about that girl. Good performance, she deserves the hype.
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 1:25am On Sep 05, 2010
yorke:
Babi i c as i jos lay low,do com mak mi your shadow,coz any plac u go i wan folow.
Lik waka abt sheep wey de wander,com bi my shepherd so dat u go b my driver.
Y u de doubt my loff babi,haba!
C my loff comfirm,no bi made in Aba.
Even if na u de wrong,no worri,i go b de one 2 say sorri.
Like actor i go b de last man standin
4 al my rival i go show u'al no mercy.
wow, make una just dey keep am coming
this ur romantic rhymes go make me start humming
so even is she dey at fault, na you go apologise grin
this ur sweet mouth go make d girl head dey swell & rise!
TV/MoviesRe: X Factor: John Adeleye by maedan(f): 1:21am On Sep 05, 2010
Lol, what is it about Nigerians, that they must stand out every year?? At least one will catch our eye! I like this Adeleye guy, hope he improves with time and goes far! I won't rule out another Nigerian or two more in the future episodes!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother 11 Uk Final Series by maedan(f): 1:12am On Sep 05, 2010
From what I've seen, Nadia is the best BB housemate I've ever watched, followed by Makosi. They were too big for this show. They shouldn't have picked on Ulrika, thinking she would get the boot by painting her in a bad light. The public always love the underdog. Look at Andrew and JJ, who would have thought?? Anyway, not much else to watch now. I like Nasty Nick but he looks so shifty and on edge, while Victor is just a joke, lol. Naija in his blood for sure! I loved how Makosi walked out on BBBM, and I'm happy Nadia didn't demean herself further with that circus. She was a  no-show, and rightly so!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother 11 Uk Final Series by maedan(f): 5:31am On Sep 03, 2010
What a funny bunch they all are! I hardly know any of them - in fact I didn't know about any of the lot, since I just started seriously watching this crap a year or so ago grin - but these folks are really freaky. No wonder Josie escaped! Looking forward to seeing Brian Bello go in, if ever. It's such a pity though that noone from the BB11 is in the house. Maybe one day soon, they'll push someone in! I can't choose who, can you??
LiteratureRe: A Mean Consensus - A Short Short Story by maedan(f): 5:26am On Sep 03, 2010
@ MyJoe

Wow, you are full of surprises! This was very well written, with a lot of sensitivity and your usual class wink. I enjoyed the whole story, but I was definitely blown over by the closing sentence:

"Ingrid’s tearful pleas found not a single pair of heedful ears in that medieval crowd. A roadside vulcaniser volunteered a tyre, a danfo bus driver offered some petrol, an idle smoker proffered a match, and an eager passer-by struck it."

I guess reading books by folks like Dostovesky & co. do a lot to colour one's prose. Maybe I'll try them sometime cheesy!!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 3:20am On Sep 03, 2010
efepro:
i don show like sick president,
To tell u everything wey dey my mind no be segment,
Look my eyes,this one no be statement,
Efepro ready for serious commitment,
Baby,no fear,i no sick with d flu,
Just s'don make u listen to my flow,
My luv no cost anything,but free,
Believe me,na only u i get,no be one,two or three,
The thing wey bind us na real,
Wetin dey my heart, i go eva dey reveal,
I no fit leave u bcuz u dey irresistible,
4 your mind u sef knw say e dey impossible,
My luv 4 u dey very tangible,
I swear,no winchy fit make am horrible.
Lol, this poem don take me back to the good old days
when Naija loff rhymes dey full of romantic dramas & plays cheesy
I happi say love go always dey the major theme
Of this our home-based romantic rhyming team grin.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother 11 Uk Final Series by maedan(f): 10:22am On Sep 01, 2010
sara j:
I just realised the tree of temptation was one of the best
things about this year

Tree : Pssst

Ben  : Who, me?

Tree : Yeah you with 4 different haircuts on your head

cheesy
Lol, yeah well, I think the Tree will soon be redundant cos these BB vets (veterans) can stir up [b]sh[/b]it on their own, thank y0u grin. Wasn't sure Victor was Nigerian, but now I am. Loving Makosi's confidence, love it when she dresses all African and does her thing tongue. She's a strong black chic and every Bb house needs one.
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 10:16am On Sep 01, 2010
yorke:
U de mak me laff maedan,wait mak i drink som meridan.
U want b my guarantor,wen i don mak u my pastor.
No wori i de com wit my tithe,so dat tins no go com de tight.
No bi by black powder,baba God na by your mighty power.
Mak u acept my thanksgiving,join wit fat seed of offering.
Vavavoom:
Back on the block watching una rhymes flow like Victoria falls
Maedan, pastor, gaurantor, mentor; shcweeeps see actor grin
Abi na 9ja film wey one persin dey play all? cheesy
Ruude Boy, critic u flow like Simon on the X-factor
Gee, u too sempe, each time u flow e b like make I have a ball
just like Barca players you roll words 2 win like u r on a tour
pidigin mimming (s)hi* tight like Joke's delivery when she's on a call
jos to keep in touch see as I dey sweat like nama from my pores
abeg make una do d collabo make we go step to for a dancehall
Maedan-Ruddie love-joint dropping it like D'Caprio in the Aviator
@ yorke & @ Vavavoom & @ efepro

U na three don add some new-life injection
To the Naija Loff Rhymes pidgin section cool
The legacy go always continue, thanks to una fresh blood grin
Abeg make you keep on hitting us with your good rhymes-flood wink
RomanceRe: d by maedan(f): 1:55pm On Aug 31, 2010
Erm, so when is the next instalment coming up??
Jokes EtcRe: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by maedan(f): 12:49pm On Aug 30, 2010
cynthoney:
•Yo mama's so dumb, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

•Yo mama's so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

•Yo mama's so dumb, she put a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.

•Yo mama's so dumb, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

•Yo mama's so dumb, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

•Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down.

•Yo mama's so dumb, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

•Yo mama's so dumb, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
nice ones!!!
Jokes EtcRe: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by maedan(f): 9:00am On Aug 30, 2010
Yorubah:
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
Now that's short! Lol.
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 9:05pm On Aug 29, 2010
yorke:
Baby na u bi biko,u de mak my koko com de rise lik early morni sun-rise.
Kai,u don win my heart,wit dis your body work of art.
Go check my bank account,my money u no go fit count.
I no nid 2 talk 2 much,jos com mak i cari u go church.
Baby,no tel me story,ebi lik say i go stop u 2 de watch super story.
Meadan com join us 2geda as d pastor,i no go wori sinc u b 1 of my mentor.
lol grin grin grin

No probs, I go dey glad to be of service
And my job na to be the bringer of peace wink.

thanks as you come call me your mentor
as for that ur bank account, abeg make i be one of the guarantor grin grin
RomanceRe: d by maedan(f): 12:10am On Aug 29, 2010
Dr finn:
MOBO,is a very creative guy,wether its true/false, its just makes 1 laugh and reflects, d consequences of a losted opportunity!!
wow!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother 11 Uk Final Series by maedan(f): 10:25pm On Aug 28, 2010
Ok folks, watched tonight's episode. Could it be that Coolio has left the house? Just when I was getting to like him (after he apologized to everyone in the bedroom). Could this be like the last BB11 where pple were just walking out of the house at will? Lol. I'll be flipping glad when the whole shebang is over and no more BB ever!

No, of course I don't mean that.


grin.
TV/MoviesRe: X-factor (Who's Watching) by maedan(f): 9:26pm On Aug 28, 2010
We totally need a new thread. Gosh! Especially when the live shows start. Saw some good boy bands/ girl bands tonight, hope they go far. Over all, there's been less weirdness/whackiness and some serious auditioning. There might be hope for this series after all. Can't wait to see Pixie Lott judging. Love her songs!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother 11 Uk Final Series by maedan(f): 9:04pm On Aug 28, 2010
Sorry guys, haven't been keeping up with the show, I was afraid to watch it bc I didn't want to catch McCirrick picking his nose and eating it! lipsrsealed :-XLOL>


@funkybaby, even I know Josie would have won, because no matter what, in any eviction, she would have got more public votes than any other housemates she would have been up against. Anyway, she was no match for any of the folks in the house. I wish they had let even one of the other housemates, maybe the second or third runner up, to go in with her from the beginning. Anyway, I have no real favourites till I see the rest of the future cast cheesy.


@ sara j, I'll try and watch tonight's update to find out if that's true!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 8:56pm On Aug 28, 2010
yorke:
4 dis naija pidgin rhymes environment,na al round[b] joliment[/b]
i no b[b] efeproment[/b], wey leav because 1 gal com knock 4 e apartment.
Dis moment,evry oda tin 4 me na abandonment.

Baby no vex jos cari away my[b] investment[/b],since na oly u meet my requirement.
No lok me lik 1 unserious element,i don de carri away wit dis naija pidgin rhymes impro-v-ment.
No worri abt our disagre-e-ment,lata u & me go table am 4 my apartment.
4 now i stil de cari away wit naija pidgin rhymes achievement,i de use dis last line throw my compliment.
Wow grin grin grin, I really enjoyed this instalment cheesy
E don add plenty to our permanent merriment
Because for here na 24-7 good-time entertainment
No jealousy, no bitterness, and no discouragement grin cool
Na so-so positivity be the reason for our joint involvement grin grin grin wink.



Thanks guys!!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 10:29am On Aug 28, 2010
efepro:
@Maedan, Thanks for your compliment,
Na only u dey make my head blow like Ikeja cantonment,
If no be una, this thread for don lose alignment,
I dey come,e b like say one babe dey knock for my apartment.
lol, babe dey knock ur door for 1 a.m.? Lucky you grin
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 10:16pm On Aug 27, 2010
LOL.
Thanks @ efepro and @ yorke for the effort
The thread dey grow stronger with all una support!

wink wink smiley.

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