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What a disgrace. No wonder they can never be true role models. Yack .

Geez Adrenaline, you're good . That's some serious psychoanalysis. So that's why you opened the topic . Using our replies for your latest thesis??

Just saw the movie SAW . Chilling. I've seen bits of the sequels. Damn, they're scary movies. I mean really.

Lol, [b]M[/b]avenbox (you sef are in with us too).

But really, wasn't ranting at you babe. It's the system. It's just so flawed .

Lol @ the word "village". These days even the smallest hamlets of those days have turned to towns and local government areas (LGAs) . But seriously when I was a lil chile , our Yoruba driver was thinking of plucking some fruit from a neighbour's tree- my dad jokingly warned him that if he tried it they would like, grow to elephantine proportions . Trust me, the guy ran from the tree. No one messes with other people's fruit trees in my "village" .

***sigh***
To blazes with all this correctness on NL sef. What topic should go where, what to mention and what not to mention----it's turning into freaking kindergaten class - no, even worse, a playschool .

Brothers---from a girl's perspective. . . .Hmmn, if they're younger, they can be your little boyfriends . If older, they turn out to be your big husbands - till you get married of course. They protect you, hang out with you, treat you like a queen. And of course smack you up side ur head if you misbehave . Brothers are the best thing a girl should have .


But I think it's time a guy actually chips in on this topic and tells it from a brother-to-brother angle.

This is the first time since I came to NL that I am literally rolling on the floor laughing-----not even at the story itself. . . .but its topic title . You posters and your licence to kill (I mean yab ) Chei!!!

Yauk!!!





Lol, just kidding . Fhemmmy u know how u sef do when u hate something . But seriously, broccoli soup at this time of day?? Anyway, it'll be you and your toilet seat tomorrow .

Hmmn ok. But I assure you you're still better than---- - ok let me keep it sealed, for now. I don't want to be "banded" .

Ok @ Gabry, you've made sense. I wish all mods can be like you .

@ Gabry, but I was not among the basher and cussers naw .


@ lovemoi2, believe me, I know. It's just terrible the way a mod can start a bashing thread, while they delete posts that are annoying to them as they wish. What a forum .

Blueberry muffins are the . Gosh, I could eat them all day. So I guess that means I prefer bluebees to strawbees - though strawberries are perfect flavours for icecream and yoghurt.

what the **bleep*** happened to my posts . Now I'm beginning to believe everything I hear about these overzealous Mods with their selective justice. Bah!!

Hey donjon, I'm having to eat my words now (you'll understand the pun later ). Guess what I saw in the paper yesterday

"The Snake That Ate Itself"


"It must have seemed like the perfect opportunity for Reggie the hungry King snake.
When confronted by a free lunch, it was natural for him to want a bite. But the greedy reptile was literally chasing his own tail.
Reggie's owner found him with a mouthful of himself, and headed straight for the vets. Little did he know that Reggie was close to digesting himself.
Removing his tail required patience and skill because the snake's teeth face inwards.
"Its teeth were acting like a ratchet," said vet Bob Reynolds, from Faygate, West Sussex.
"If a snake like this one is kept in a space that is too small then there is always a temptation for it to lunge at its own tail. They can't spread themselves out and think their tails are another snake."
Reggie was close to being put down because his tail was nearly in his stomach, where it would have begun being digested . King snakes are native to California and feed on rattlesnakes and lizards. And, it seems, themselves ."


Woah. It was gross reading that on the bus today. But anyway, now I believe you .

Usher ---------Here I Stand.

Aaw shoot!! He's back^^^^ .

HHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHAAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAA!!!

Stupid snake!!!
Hey donjon, if these stories are fake huhn . I hope they really happened, makes it even more fun!

Looks like every single topic on NL tonight has two or more posters bashing each other . Why can't we all just get along??

"See you on there"----well I'd better !!! It's been such a drag without cha .





Back @ topic. . . . I'd actually thought I'd seen all the good ones----but this one with all the bunions and hoofs and pig's feet - sounds like a task from Big Brother! Bah, wish I'd watched it !!

Hmmn.

These foolish Americans and their traditions . How can they guarantee that the turkey will spend the rest of its life in "peace and tranquility"?? For petez sake!!

Hey you . I was "finding" you on the X-Factor thread. Couldn't last till the very end, could ya .

Chris Brown's CRAWL is cool, wow. Thanks obinna5000 .