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TV/MoviesRe: Is Rita The Koko Mansion's Biggest Mistake? by maedan(f): 2:26pm On Aug 06, 2009
If Rita wins(highly unlikely) then they'll probably hide her in a cupboard somewhere and use someone else for the main duties the real winner would have undertaken. grin

Seriously, though, RFC (Rita's Fan Club to you tongue) are truly blind sided to the fact that she is not the ideal African woman, and certainly not the ideal African Ambassador. I have studied her for hours and days on end and have sought, and failed, to find much that can improve my low opinion. Pretty, lively, yes. But intelligent, enlightened, well-spoken, no. And a real African woman should be all of these things. Not half, not a fraction, but all of the above. The people who did the initial auditions should be excused for thinking Rita had something to offer. When she did that magazine photoshoot and was all dressed up, she looked pretty hot. I'll give it to her, the girl has the face and shape - but when she opens her mouth ---embarassed.

I have nothing against Rita or her fans, but they dare not stir up any trouble if she is not picked the winner. I won't say who my winner is, she's in the final four and that's enough for now. wink
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 9:47am On Aug 06, 2009
sara j, don't be so sure wink. By some freakish turn of events, Freddie may get the fewest votes cos people will be too busy voting for the underdogs(in descending order: Dogface, Charlie, Lisa, Rodrigo, David - esp. David cheesy) I mean, where does Half-wit get off saying, "the public like me, they had many chances to get me out" etc. Then outside with Bea he was giving his "devoted public" a hint by saying to Bea that, "I think Lisa will go. I hope she goes." They way he said it, you'd know he was trying to influence the viewers by telling them who he wanted them to get rid of for him. Well, as David would say, "Pathetic!!!!" (gosh, I do love David, bless him grin)
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 10:20pm On Aug 05, 2009
Bea found out today that she(and Marcus) had the most nominations. Bea wants to die. tongue

Her knight in shining armour(wimpy Half-wit) tries to play hero by facing Lisa and David over their "game plan" failure. But tell me, who had the game plan? The two snobs in the house decided to vote for Lisa and David, thinking those two would be up. But the tables were turned and its the judgemental Bea and the overbearing Marcus that got the most votes. So since Bea and Freddie lost their game plan, he's accusing Lisa of her game plan. If David had been the one up for eviction, they would have considered it "mission accomplished". So out of bitterness, they turned on the sweet man. grin

Bea thought she was running things. Now she knows that at least, four people in the house thinks she's full of it. This is just the beginning, guys. wink


You peeps need to watch the Marcus/David face-off. Marcus insults like a girl tongue. Either he or Bea should go home this week. Please God. smiley
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 11:21pm On Aug 04, 2009
ruudie, oyibo also talk say, make we make hay while the sun shine
so I hope say you go soon hit your own gold mine
e no good make youthful chap like you turn to layabout
too many promising lads don end up like garage tout
just becos them no develop on their potential
abeg, no fail o, continue to build up ur credential wink
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 11:10pm On Aug 04, 2009
grin cheesy Very funny, chic2chimp. Anyway, for those seriously following the BB show grin, has anyone noticed the underhand game Siavash played to get everyone up for nomination? He knew that if he went against the nomination rules by not voting for any one, the consequences may/would involve every one getting punished. He's pretending to not want to be "part of the game", but he's playing one himself. Marcus is part of the scheme, too. They know that the more people are up for eviction, the more chance they(Siavash/Marcus) have of staying. These men pretend like they hate the house, but we all know they'd rather be carried out screaming and kicking than leave the BB house before the end. Talk about desperate!!

Wow, I didn't mention Bea even once. I must be getting above the utter dislike I feel for her. Who's leaving this week? Depends who gets the least votes from fans. I wish Bea goes, just so she knows she's not so untouchable. wink
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 3:02pm On Aug 04, 2009
No one's being "wicked", chic2pimp, we just say it like we see it. And I'm glad that many of my predictions are finally coming to pass tongue:

1. Bea is going to fall out with someone.
She has had a nasty argument with David. Called him a bully, and talks behind his back to others, calling him the nastiest things you can imagine. I knew it wouldn't be a girl she'll pick on next. David is her new victim and she tried to make him feel like, for being nasty to her, he's messed up and d public hates him. What did he tell her in reply? "Well, we'll see." I love that guy! grin

2. She's going to show Half-wit pepper.
I knew that despite his dog-like devotion, Freddie was going to get a taste of Bea's nasty side. She is frankly, not interested in him as a man. She was having a soak in the tub, he showed up in his bathrobe(we all know he was dying to be invited in the tub with her tongue) but she cold-shouldered him. But when Siavash came in she saw no harm in "gisting" with him after telling Half-wit earlier that she'd rather be alone. Alsooo, she told Freddie off when he tried to "toast" her during bedtime. Serves the mumu right, he always knows when she's being a bitch to others and he always sides her. Now it's his turn to taste the bitch's bite. grin

3. Marcus is going to start to irk.
Yep, I said that Marcus is going to start annoying people. He's back to his cocky, man-of-the-house attitude, and even Dogface is saying she can't stand him, can't bear to sit in the same room with him, she said. Lisa had some rough things to say about him, too cheesy. The old, overbearing Marcus is back and believe me, if he's up for eviction this week, no one is going to be doing any "towel" protests to keep him in the house!

chic2chimp, I'm sure you have some things you're passionate about wink. For now, BB is my little(ok, maybe big grin) passion, and when something grabs my attention I can be an "iron maiden" about it. You haven't seen the half of it, either! tongue
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 10:15am On Aug 04, 2009
mohawkchic, if a man is sexually frustrated I think Bea is the last person to turn to. She's the most unsexy woman in the house! Even Lisa is more beddable than that evil-mouthed plank/pole called Bea cheesy. The only thing I'm looking forward to is watching someone bite her head off one day. That's the one thing that would make me happy: someone standing up to her. The question is, who has the nerve? huh

chic2pimp, I know I get too carried away sometimes talking about BB---but those hm8s are  angry embarassed huh cry grin wink. I'll stop there for now.  smiley
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 12:45am On Aug 04, 2009
BB fanatichuh You called? grin grin Yep yep, here I am! I've lost my voice myself yelling about Bea, so my commiserations to your sister wink. Goodness me, when I say Kill Bea, now people should know wot I mean. She'll open her big blues and look at you and tell you,"You're a Bully" when the whole world knows she's the last person in da whole WORLD you can bully! She said that to David and reduced the poor man to tears. Shebi I talk am? cheesy

Bea messed David up in the diary room, I mean she slagged him off to hell. Called him a fat, boring, unintellectual thief. Aaaaand, in bed last night, she made Freddie look like a fool when the besotted idiot asked her if she fancied him. Trust me, if he was a handsome, manly hunk, babe wouldn't need to be asked. But she's turning into a new Noirin. You lead the poor boy on, turn him into a chain smoker(he's a frigging asthma sufferer but smokes just to be with her), and then when you feel like, call him a pest. David tried to stand up to her, but she's too strong mentally for him. She's too strong for anyone.
LiteratureRe: Psychology Of Kokomansion by maedan(f): 1:39am On Aug 03, 2009
@ lindabon, well said. It's a shame that this show however elicits the highest amount of fanship. On facebook alone, the way some people discuss it like it's so real. But from what you've said, I'm beginning to return to my first impression of the show. D'banj, how dared he, what right has he to stand and face a woman and tell her she's not good enough? Though he always opens it with, "the public has chosen etc". But blame the girls for bringing themselves into a position where someone will berate them for being who they are. Don't buy the form, don't get the insult and disgrace.
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 12:57am On Aug 03, 2009
Mohawkchic, you got it right about Marcus' hair contraption, I mean he looked like he'd been electrocuted! He's a laughingstock!!! Or he would have been if he showed up outside among civilized people with that hairdo! I believe we have Charlie to thank for the styling!

Did you see the little tiff btw Bea and David? He thinks she's a real troublemaker. Do you ever watch her in the diary room? She spends the whole time viciously slagging someone off - and the painful thing is, BB and the public actually listen to her!! I think it's the posh talking and the big words. You know these people are so easily impressed. It's pathetic! cheesy

But the reason I'm all fired up is over Half-wit - did you watch him singing for the entertainment task? It was the most horrific, unbearable thing to watch! I see he fancies himself a good-voiced belter, but to me he came across as grostesquely irritating. You should have seen Bea's face. And she's already slagging him off to Bea that he shadows her too much.

I'm really beginning to suspect her: it's like she's out to complete that secret task they were given in the beginning: to get Noirin& Half-wit nominated. She criticized the others for their tactics of getting the job done through her, but it seems she has a crueller way of achieving the desired results! If I was in that house, i would have contrived to poison Half-wit's food, and smother Bea in her bed for how stupidly snobbish they talk and act sometimes.

I'm running my mouth again, uh oh, got to stop here or I'll get carried away again! embarassed cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 9:48am On Aug 02, 2009
Naaah, Bea dare not mess with any of the girls now, she knows she's not that popular. She'll leave Dogface, Lisa and Hira for now, or look like a real witch.

On hindsight though, I think Noirin was really rude and went about things the wrong way. When her bf came, she should have tried to make her peace with everyone that used to matter to her, eg Rodrigo(she was really nasty to him), Siavash(she shd have forced him to talk with her, could have given him a hug of peace or som'n cheesy) Dogface(Noirin shouldn't have gone cold on Sophie, Sophie would have been a strong ally) Lisa(Lisa is a strong xter in the house and having her on your side is always a good thing) Marcus(well he's a hopeless case but she could have still tried), and Half-wit(more of a hopeless case becos of his infatuation with Bea, but Noirin still shd have tried with him)

Infact, she threw away all her friends over the last week, and lost valuable support that would have made her look good to the public. But she turned her back on them, that was why newbie Bea was able to make an impact with them.
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 11:45pm On Aug 01, 2009
If that wet little wimp wins grin, then there's really no more justice in the world. For real tho', I just want Bea to be shown up for what she is: an evil, conniving and fickle little bitch. Sorry, make that big bitch, considering how freakishly tall she is. Now that's a bully to be watching out for. If they bullied Half-wit in the past, then knowing him, he probably deserved it tongue. I just want to see a major face-off, and soon. Preferably, Marcus vs Bea, or Bea vs Siavash, or frankly, any combination. Anything to break their now "idyllic" little circle minus all the hot, interesting folks.
LiteratureRe: Beauty Murdered by maedan(f): 11:31pm On Aug 01, 2009
Good stuff. Wish I could write poetry like that. smiley
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 10:55pm On Aug 01, 2009
sara j, at this moment I'm shedding tears of joy grin---to finally find someone who thinks along the same lines! ***sigh*** the utter bliss to hear another person annihilate Bea's character - or lack of one. Jealous, childish, spiteful, shit-stirring, gossiping, ugly troll is telling it!! But guess what, the fickle public thinks she's really cool and spunky. That fiend!! She's going to so let everyone down when she turns all the housemates against themselves. Mark my words, her shit-stirring days are far from over. Whoever is unlucky to irritate her next, will be her next victim. I'm thinking Marcus cheesy. She only pleaded for him to stay bc it was either him or Noirin. And now that he's back to being his annoying, pongy self, well. It's only a matter of time. Now this, I'll definitely want to be watching wink.
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 2:45am On Aug 01, 2009
thanks mohawkchic grin, I'm fine now, I've had my say. Yes, with this bunch, it's going to be snoring boring. One third is gay, the other two-thirds are manipulative nit-wits and annoying little runts! Ooh, don't get me started now! They'll all sleeping so I'm off to bed meself wink.
CelebritiesRe: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by maedan(f): 2:40am On Aug 01, 2009
lol @ OP, I just love the transcipty thing you did with the Rita shelling. Someone also has a "remix" of it somewhere on NL too, you should listen to it! Noone will be forgetting that episode in a hurry!!
CelebritiesRe: What's This, Dbang? by maedan(f): 2:33am On Aug 01, 2009
What I hate about the video, is the lack of choreography. I mean, the song is a jam, it needed some serious dancing in the video! Not D'banj running about pretending to be James Bond. In effect, whack video. Killed the song.
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 2:18am On Aug 01, 2009
I'm sorry people, I just can't seem to help myself. I might as well keep up a running commentary because I'm just so maaad. Not because Noirin's gone, but with the way all the losers seem to be feeling cool like they've achieved something monumental by getting rid of Noirin.

Here are the inmates(sorry housem8s) I totally now find irksome and why:

Bea: Oh, you know how I feel about her. She's been in the house barely two weeks and now she's running it! She got rid of all the "strong" people in the house by the sheer force of her bitchy will. Kenneth(rich boasting guy), Tom(rich hot&studded guy tongue), and Noirin(confused and misled hottie.) How a housemate that joined the BB house two weeks ago can exert such power(with her help, Marcus was kept in the house; I can bet you that towel protest they did in the diary room was a turning point with the fans. After that, Marcus was going nowhere.), is beyond my comprehension. I hope she dies in her sleep tonight!!! angry grin

Marcus: Yep, man-beast has got his swagger back! Calling BB a fukcing idiot for giving him his luggage back late(1.20 am or so). This is the same punk that was duvet-diving and mooning about at night because of the Noirin/Siavash betrayal. Now he's being king of the jungle again and strutting about. Doesn't look like he misses Noirin at all. He never really liked her and I'm glad she flattened him bc she knew he was fake. I pity the other girls in the house, Bea and Dogface because he's going to latch on one of them soon. Being who he is, he wouldn't be happy if he wasn't making some woman miserable with his unwanted attentions. tongue

Half-wit aka Freddie aka Bea's armpit-bag: Now there's one prick I wish would be run over by a truck! cheesy. I don't care how many fans he's got, he's just an annoying wet sponge cos all he does is agree with Bea and follow her about like some miniature shadow(she's like twice his size and height tongue) He currently has no opinion except its in alignment with hers. He's also slightly afraid of her(I think everyone is), and he's turning into a gossipy little man who spends too much time analysing other people with Bea-itch when both of them are so full of shit themselves.

There. I'm all done. For now. I've let off some steam and feel much better, whether you guys actually read all the shyte I wrote or not grin. Nothing else to do actually, so this is like a pleasant past time for me. cheesy. I haven't caught the BB bug, don't worry. I'm just whiling away time till something else catches my fancy. Now off I go to think up some more evil things to call that Bea. Such a sweet name for such an evil piece of work! angry cheesy
TravelRe: Humiliation At Gatwick Airport And The Appeal Afterwards by maedan(f): 1:54am On Aug 01, 2009
I'm very sorry about what you went through. I'm not an immigration expert, and I hope you get some decent replies on here, but I just want to say it's a pity you had to go through that at the airport. They can be heartless when they want to be, noone knows why. I mean, a pregnant woman treated like a criminal!! What's so special about their country sef? Just take it easy, I hope you get justice.
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 1:31am On Aug 01, 2009
Is this fair? No seriously, is this right? Bea and her gossip chum are out at the bus stop smoking and talking in their uppity way about how the "atmosphere" changed now that "someone" isn't here. Talking about how the house is now free from paranoia etc, as if Noirin was like a freaking plague. No really, someone should crap on Bea becos now she's clicking with Sophie(let's see how long that will last, soon Bea will, trust me, turn on that dogface too tongue), and also, she's sooo comfortable without the shadow of the man-magnet Noirin. Even Hira the invisible housemate is talking more and showing herself about. Hmm'n. How anyone can fancy that giant Bea is beyond me. I really pity Half-wit, she will show him pepper.

Someone better stop me cos I could go on all night about that Bea-itch( grin tongue tongue) She just hates competition, and finally she's gotten rid of the only sexy woman in da house(tho till now, I didn't understand Noirin's attraction and why everyone seemed to fall for her) I remember the first time Bea came in, she seemed like a lost angel, but she was hiding a gossipy, backstabbing, manipulative person deep inside.

Now every conversation in the house is about all Noirin's past faults and what she said or did to this and that. Losers!!! Bottom line, they are going to miss her one way or the other. And as for that giant Bea, she should be crapped on. Someone just kill her. I mean that.

I'll go offline now before I make more of an ass of myself, guys.
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 12:51am On Aug 01, 2009
lolxxx!! right on about the man beast! It's annoying when the most un-hot chap in the house is after your ass! Noone hated on Dogface when she hooked up with Kris. Oooh no. Everyone thot they were "CUTE". But when poor pretty Noirin acts nice to every guy, just to while away the time(you can imagine how boring it is in there) she becomes public enemy No.1!! If, of course, someone cool, hot and studded like Tom was there from the start and was hitting on her, she might have chosen him and all will be cool. But with admirers like Sree, Marcus and then finally Siavash, what's a girl with taste to dohuh?

Well, Isaac is out now, so let the losers eat the BB house. Bea will definitely tear everyone apart, you just wait!
TV/MoviesRe: Your favourite Mafia/Gangster Movie? by maedan(f): 11:53pm On Jul 31, 2009
Hoodlum with Laurence Fishburne is an unforgettable mafia movie for me.
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 11:34pm On Jul 31, 2009
chic2pimp, I'm glad I have an ally in ur sis against Bea. I saw her face when Noirin's name was called for eviction: the vision of smugness!!! After that, they all looked so silent -afraid to talk lest her bf/ex Isaac bites their head off. We already know he's the kind to speak his mind. I have the deepest respect now for Charlie, he's the true human being in that house for being nice to Noirin in the last hours. Does she give a hoot about the boos?? Not one nit-picking bit!!!
LiteratureRe: I Have Found My Cue by maedan(f): 11:22pm On Jul 31, 2009
I have found my cue
It's been long over due
All my sins, I've come to rue
So off I run to find love's venue
To seek some soulfood from life's menu cheesy
And saw enough to fill up my retinue
Oh so sweet so true, I've found my cue.


Don't mind me, kunleerin, I liked your poem so much, I had to do my version. wink
LiteratureRe: Psychology Of Kokomansion by maedan(f): 10:43pm On Jul 31, 2009
Oh for goodness sake! grin. It's just a stupid show! No need to get your toenails in a twist! cheesy
At first I was irked by the show and what it represented, but then I thought to myself, "Lighten up!" There are really worse things in the world than Dbanj and his bevy at the "Kokomansion" (a so-called mansion where they don't even have a decent gym-room where the girls can work out, not even exercise mats!! I watched Rekana(a recent evictee) do her work-outs on the bare floor!!! Gruesome!!

But seeing as yours is a purely intellectual discourse, let me not reduce it to mere bitching about the lack of basic amenities in the house(ordinary cornflakes sef, they've run out. He can't even afford to feed them properly. What a mansion! tongue) What you have said makes perfect sense; this is Nigeria, Africa, they brought Big Brother, we managed to cope. But now with this Kokomansion they've opened a whole new door to reality shows, unsavoury or not. Before you know it, we'll be having our own version of "The Bachelor," where some blue-blood mega-rich Nigerian bachelor will get to choose his Nigerian bride from a harem of desperadoes grin.

From your theory, I can see that the dismay generated by the airing of the "Kokomansion" goes deeper than mere annoyance at Dbanj's sheer nerve(who does he think he is?? angry cheesy). The people's anger is based on fear for our culture, our Nigerian essence being sold for cheap entertainment that offers no advancement whatsoever for all concerned. That said, I'm ashamed to admit I've enjoyed a few episodes myself, laughed with them, laughed at them(happens most of the time) and felt sorry for them when they got thrown out without a second thought. The psychology of Kokomansion? There is no pschology. There is only mayhem and a slow but certain erosion of our culture and values. And this is only just the beginning. wink
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 9:54pm On Jul 31, 2009
OOOh GOD, I hate Bea! She's a f***king bitch!!!!! Look how she bashed Noirin, who is she to judge? She washed Noirin out in da diary room, then ganged up with Siavash, Dogface, Half-wit to make a towel-plea/protest for Marcus to stay!

The girls are just jealous, Half-wit is following Bea for the sake of you-know-what grin, and Siavash is just--- lipsrsealed. My crush is officially overrr! I like Isaac for one thing, he sounds cool, he dissed Bea in da kitchen and I was glad!!! She'll never forgive him for talking back to her that first nite he came, when he said she was flogging a dead horse and being rude for talking about Noirin's "affair" with Siavash in front of him. She was so ashamed!!!

I'm sorry if I'm going on too much, but she's the first real definition of bitch I've ever seen, someone who is a "free lover" hobo condemning a fellow female. Ok, Noirin is just confused, nothing wrong with that. But to hate her for welcoming her ex, who she didn't ask for to be put in the house, is unfair. I'm disappointed in Half-wit and Siavash. But I'll stop here for now cos I'm watching the eviction show. I want Marcus to go just for the sake of, I want to see how they'll all cope with Noirin still in da house. BRB guys!!!

Did I mention that I hate Beahuh tongue oh yeah, i did grin
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 10:06am On Jul 31, 2009
thank God you don come back to your senses cheesy
for all your rudeness, you for pay many expenses
but as e be say na just passing phase,
u dey welcome back to dis pidgin maze
true true i prefer dis side of you
to your good side, make you always stay true wink
TV/MoviesRe: Dbanj's Nu Reality Show Tagged "koko Mansion" by maedan(f): 9:56am On Jul 31, 2009
Isi out and another in? Too late! When housemates start reducing in the house, producers start to fret tongue. So they bring in this or that. It's happening in other reality shows. But in Koko mansion's case, they messed up with Isi, so they can't pull this same trick again. Maybe in the second season. cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: ~ Big Brother 10 UK ~ by maedan(f): 11:41pm On Jul 30, 2009
Some crazy sh*t going down right now!!! Why does Noirin have to be in da middle all the time? She will be hated by Marcus, Siavash etc forever!!! Is she a good person or not, or just plain amoralhuh This ex-bf entrance is just so desperate of BB. What the heck will they think up nexthuh??
RomanceRe: What If Your Husband Or Bf Is Damn UGLYYY? by maedan(f): 12:45am On Jul 30, 2009
so much on ugly this, ugly that, is ugliness now a crime or wothuh Besides, nothing like ugly guy again ooh, the ratio of men to babes is too low, ladies can't be choosey these days ya know----

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