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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 16th April 2023 by maestro299: 3:17pm On Apr 16, 2023
Village people don finally pick Arsenal call grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 16th April 2023 by maestro299: 3:08pm On Apr 16, 2023
Angelfrost:
How exactly?!!! He injured his players or created the hectic football schedule of United?!!

With United's fixtures, it's a miracle that they are even still in top 4 by now!

The man has tried!... You don't have the right bench size or squad depth to survive this far, but here you are with a trophy won and still competing for two more with top 4 still in sight!

Up till now una never still bring the names of available coaches that can deliver more than what Hag has done so far this season... And this is just his first season!

United hasn't had it this good since Mourinho's first season!
Hmmm.... Complimentary words about our coach from Angelfrost? Is today April Fool's Day?
Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo: The States And LGAs Are Responsible For Multidimensional Poverty by maestro299: 8:54pm On Apr 15, 2023
Oh really? Now it's no longer the President's fault? But when GEJ was in power, people like Keyamo made us believe that even if you couldn't satisfy your wife, you should blame Oga Jona. Every man will receive his just reward.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (1 - 2) On 15th April 2023 by maestro299: 5:47pm On Apr 15, 2023
grin grin
PatientofYabale:
I'm now a man city fan. I have finally leave this club. Oloriburuku club wey go never make someone happy. Since last year I have ever have any happy week!!! Just dey lament everyday. I'm now a man city fan!!! I'm done with this useless team. My friend and my girlfriend just dey use me joke. Dey don troll the hell out of me. I'm now a man city fan. Man city for life.
Phones › Re: If You Have Used These Set Of Phones,please Go And Marry by maestro299: 1:23pm On Apr 15, 2023
Yemike:
Nokia X2 can run both PES & Real Football multiplayer cool Multiplayer was a big deal back then and its the reason I contributed my pocket money and other errand funds for like a month to buy London used Sony Ericsson K700 for #2500
Chai! You sef remember that multiplayer levels? You be real niggar!!! Na we be champion that year for my department for school. Men go gather on Bluetooth begin dey fire. Me, my own no pass cross and nod. I use am beat so many guys that year. Mehn, na those times you dey enjoy phone PES cheesy grin grin
Health › Re: Slept With Her And Discovered Bruises On My Pen:s by maestro299: 6:21pm On Apr 14, 2023
uzohrome:
It's normal, condom do burst, rush to FMC and get prep drugs but first use hot water to wash your prik immediately, get ampiclox Bircham and take two straight. Nothing would happen even if na hiv. But for the genital herps, get some antibiotics and treat that, it's not curable but can be controlled. Don't always use your mind to attract diseases. Free your mind nothing would happen to you. If hiv spreads the way is advertised everybody should be positive. So calm and take some antibiotics. It's nothing. Remember it's not a medical advice. Kindly see your doctor.
Hope you are joking?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 0) On 12th April 2023 by maestro299: 9:26pm On Apr 12, 2023
SenatePresdo:
Cucurrela was the reason why Chilwell got a Red card.

He was the one that should be the last man to mark Rodrygo, he left his position as if he was there to play midfield, and that was what prompted Chilwell to leave his wing to come and mark Rodrygo.

Cucurrela caused this red card.

Very useless player.
And Cucurella na baller that year for Brighton ooo. This Chelsea version come be like Aba made...
Family › Re: Should I Get Married To Her Now? by maestro299: 7:31pm On Apr 11, 2023
Nice2023:
They are telling u to relocate abroad and they are in Nigeria making money.

U had better not listen to them oh.

See,before u marry that lady,discuss her role in the marriage,your role and most importantly,your individual financial responsibilities.

How many children u want to have,investments,extended families and many more I may not fathom here.

Marriage and wedding aren't the same,it is in the definition u will understand me better.

Don't rush into it but ask yourself if u can muster all the financial implications that comes with it.


Wish u all the best.
The thing tire me ooo.
The OP should assess himself, his options and goals very well because at the end of the day, he's the one wearing the shoe and knows where it pinches the most.
Crime › Re: Suspected Murderer Of Khadi Adeshina Olayinka In Police Custody by maestro299: 12:18pm On Apr 11, 2023
Jennyclay:
were you there when the incident happened? Do you really know what transpired?

Nigerian men are so wicked and evil. The man successfully carried out his wicked agenda then ran away, only for him to report to the police himself so that people would think he's innocent.

We already know the ways of you wicked and evil Nigerian men. He's a rapist and a Murderer. God has exposed him.

Evil men everywhere!! Shior!!
Were you?
Romance › Re: What Killed Your Feelings For A Lady? by maestro299: 9:53am On Apr 11, 2023
Johnholt909:
The secret of getting a woman is not by praising her. Just apply humour and she responds and you take it from there:-).
😂Aswear, you be comedian.
Education › Re: Help Solve This Quantitative Question by maestro299: 9:50am On Apr 11, 2023
3rd Example:

4*2 + 4*2
=16+16
=32

32-4
=28.


Oya, go and form for your students/child/siblings say na you sabi book pass 😜😜😜
Education › Re: Help Solve This Quantitative Question by maestro299: 9:46am On Apr 11, 2023
2nd Example:

5*2 + 4*2

=25+16
=41

41-20
=21
Education › Re: Help Solve This Quantitative Question by maestro299: 9:45am On Apr 11, 2023
How much you go pay?


1st Example:

2*2 + 3*2

=4+9
=13

13-6
=7
Romance › Re: What Killed Your Feelings For A Lady? by maestro299: 9:20am On Apr 11, 2023
Eyinju112:
you don’t need to tell me my eyes are cute, I know they are and T for thanks 😊
Go away joor. 😏I no wan 'toast' you.
Romance › Re: What Killed Your Feelings For A Lady? by maestro299: 8:17am On Apr 11, 2023
dauntless15:
The idiot kept talking about her ex who treated her like she!t and disrespected her in every way possible while we're on a date, when he got tired of her he told her they need a break, I was sitting there with her on some stupid date and she kept ranting about her ex then called me her brother, that's how I called it a night and went home, lemme have my peace.
😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Romance › Re: What Killed Your Feelings For A Lady? by maestro299: 8:15am On Apr 11, 2023
Eyinju112:
All my life I’ve always believed in 50/50 but my current relationship is different, dude doesn’t like it 50/50. He doesn’t want me spending my dime. I always to spend on him but he’s always taking the lead. If I buy him stuffs he buys the female version for me, it’s more like me shopping for myself. And that makes me feel useless to him. You know the numbers of time we fighting over who to shoulder bills? You might have met women but trust me we’re different. Date good women bro.
Are you sure you're telling the truth?😏. Women with your kind of eyes should always be suspected 🙂🙂. ..
Romance › Re: What Killed Your Feelings For A Lady? by maestro299: 8:13am On Apr 11, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
No woman is hard to get. You either aren’t her type, she doesn’t like you or she has her eyes on other men (that makes you her last choice).
True.
Politics › Re: Who Destroyed The System Between Buhari, The Governors And The Citizens? (Video) by maestro299: 11:22am On Apr 10, 2023
Eh en! Under Jonathan, una no share blame. Everything na him and Patience fault then. Buhari turn reach now and he mess up pass Oga Jona by far,una wan begin dey share blame give everybody apart from your useless president.
Sports › Re: Photo Of Isreal And Anthony Joshua Raising The Nigerian Flag by maestro299: 9:32am On Apr 10, 2023
SmallDick99:
Is mostly people in the diaspora that are proud of this country.

You can't possibly go through buhari eight years torture and still be this proud about this country grin
Don't mind them. It's easy to carry Nigerian flag and be forming Kunta Kinte when you're in a white man's system that works. If dem born dem well, make dem relocate permanently back Naija, come partake of Buhari largesse. Na rag dem go dey use the flag do.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 9th April 2023 by maestro299: 7:03pm On Apr 09, 2023
jasonclement:
Arteta is the one to blame for this match. Remove zchenko put theirny he won't listen. Did sub on the 77 minute( go put kiwor). Arteta if I swear for you e go follow you. Now you're bringing thierny 89th minute.
You sound like one Arsenal fan wey I sit down with for viewing center today. Na so d guy dey para make Arteta make changes. As Liverpool equalize na him my guy stand up waka comort...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Arrives Courthouse, Becomes First American President To Face Criminal Char by maestro299: 9:17pm On Apr 04, 2023
afbstrategies:
Political move by who? That’s the rule of law playing out and assuring Americans that no one is above the law, no matter how wealthy and influential. Ironically, we have nothing like that in this junk called Nigeria.
grin grin Yes. So you also believe Tinubu won the last general elections fair and square. Be deluding yourself about 'fairness' and 'rule of law'...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Arrives Courthouse, Becomes First American President To Face Criminal Char by maestro299: 7:47pm On Apr 04, 2023
barojana:
These guys really want to sink trump.
It's a political move. They want to so crush the dissenting voices that they never become a threat to the Establishment.
Celebrities › Re: Korth Adeleke: Sina Rambo's Wife Accuses Him Of Domestic Violence, Marriage Ends by maestro299: 12:21pm On Apr 04, 2023
Namdeenero:
Celebrity marriages. Always the same embarassed embarassed Tomorrow they’ll reconcile and blame alcohol or madness
You Sabi Dem well well
https://www.nairaland.com/7640221/governor-adelekes-son-sina-rambo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 2nd April 2023 by maestro299: 3:56pm On Apr 02, 2023
Omo. No Wan-Bissaka ke? We have lost this match...
Just thinking of Dalot against Saint-Maximin dey give me BP.

Celebrities › Re: Real Warri Pikin & Husband Set For Their Dream Wedding 10 Yrs After 1st Wedding by maestro299: 1:12pm On Apr 02, 2023
firstratedcitiz:
What's with the obsession with fat buttocks? There's really nothing in there except thick mass of flesh.
If you don't gerrit, forget about it... angry cheesy tongue smiley wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa (0 - 2) On 1st April 2023 by maestro299: 5:59pm On Apr 01, 2023
Potter don start again. You sure say this man no plan to carry Chelsea go relegation so?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (4 - 1) On 1st April 2023 by maestro299: 2:12pm On Apr 01, 2023
I hope Ten Hag is watching this? So that that his bald head can receive some sense on how you beat mid table teams. You don't allow them to give you 7up to drink...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (4 - 1) On 1st April 2023 by maestro299: 1:57pm On Apr 01, 2023
Angelfrost:
That game ehn... United simply allowed them win!

United simply stopped playing after first half!

That game should still be investigated!
Ten Hag sold the match...
Politics › Re: Obidient Bread Spotted In Onitsha, Anambra (Photo) by maestro299: 9:40am On Mar 31, 2023
ahnie:
Yesterday I saw a roadside restaurant named**obidient restaurant**at konwea plaza that tarred road.




I chuckled then continued wakaring dey go.
You've not yet created a thread about what you had for breakfast 😏😏
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Indicted By A Manhattan Grand Jury! by maestro299: 9:33am On Mar 31, 2023
Staphylococcus:
And which candidate will win for Republicans? Desantis?

Trump without being indicted cannot even make it!

A lot hanging on GOP neck now. Censorship, Anti-LGBTQ, Gun reforms, Social security, and abortion.

Their is no way they stand a chance in 2024. Not with Trump and Desantis combined.
Leave am. He/she never understand wetin dey sup.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Indicted By A Manhattan Grand Jury! by maestro299: 8:51am On Mar 31, 2023
Angelfrost:
I dey tell you...!

The Obsession those guys have with Trump would have been ridiculous if it wasn't funny! grin
They're the media arm of the Left and Trump is the biggest enemy to the American Left at this point in time. So it is expected from CNN...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Indicted By A Manhattan Grand Jury! by maestro299: 8:45am On Mar 31, 2023
okuta007:
what system is working ? America is about becoming a third world country where political dissent is criminalized and you are here talking about a working country

When Biden tenure end, Hunter should be ready to go to Prison because the democrats through their unguarded derangement have created a precedence to hound former presidents and their families - so once Biden administration is over - who knows a new Republican administration may want to send Hunter to prison for his alleged crimes - be careful what you wish for - you don’t cut your nose to spit your face

If tomorrow a white republican president emerges and decides to humiliate Barack Obama and his family just like Trump is being humiliated today, please don’t call it racism ooo - remember Biden started it - because shat is good for the goose is good for the gander

enough said!
Hunter? Go to prison? Not going to happen. The Left have taken over. Even if Biden was caught on camera beheading someone, they'll find a way to cover it up.

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