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AutoConsult:
Hi reader! Good day to you!

Are you a car owner or a prospective car owner? Are you eyeing a new car, or do you want to buy a car for the first time? Hear this👇

Ensure you allow a professional accompany you to purchase a vehicle. It might seem like an added expense, but please take the pain.

I've seen people spend more than they got a vehicle on repairing the vehicle. Try not to take the risk of doing it alone.

Also, you probably have a mechanic that fixes your car (if you are not a new car owner), but please, if your mechanic is a roadside, you might want to think twice before letting him do the job for you.

I was a roadside mechanic in my early years in the industry. It's funny how we were okay with getting substandard things. Class is class. Mindset is key. Don't let anyone get you something that'll give you hypertension.

Get the best value for your money.

I hope to hear from you soon. One love

RingRoadMafia:
Nice one.

Congratulations to all the new SUV owners. They should please make sure its Bullet Proof and V12 engines or nothing!

Oh, how I love our leadership! If I ever become a Senator or a Governor, I'll make sure I loot you people to stupor and spend billions of taxpayers money on frivolities because na wetin fit una. Una nor get sense. You people are too gullible! Too blinded by tribe and religion to see clearly! Fools!

What will you people do? You will all rant for 1 week tops, then we'll sprinkle a little tribal spices on you to divert your attention. Life goes on. We'll buy our SUV's, fuel them with your tax money, and use them to drive Ashmusy or any other big-nyash Instagram influencer to the airport because we need to catch a flight to Santorini to spend more of that sweet government moolah on wristwatches and Birkin Bags.

She will take photos of herself enjoying a meal that the price of it will feed 10 families while I lounge in the background hiding away from the camera because as you all know; I'm a happily married man, a Knight of the church, and a mentor to responsible young men in the society.

Power To The Progressive People 💪🏻😊

Johnrake69:
Nigerians must get angry.

ednut1:
To invest in this lagos is getting scary

JimmySwaggart:
The government of the North is hell-bent on raising the population exponentially for political gains.

Jennyclay:
A wrong person is a broke, poverty stricken man.
A wrong person is a woman beater
A wrong person is a man who’s a rapist and murderer.
A wrong person is a man who have just 1 job he’s doing.
A wrong person is a man who is stingy!

Jennyclay:
Biko, do that yourself .

I just described a wrong man according to my own definition.

Supremos:
By the way, pastor Sir, when are you lending your voice to happenings in the country.

Are you immuned from the hunger and poverty going on in the country?.

Dollar 💰 is now above a thousand naira Sir

rickleye:
I’ve shared on a different thread but her name was Vi… ( that’s all I am giving you). 1994 at Ifako Ijaiye. Beautiful pretty looking girl . Light skinned. You would think that being pretty meant you had nice hygiene. I was in for a shocker .
1. She would insist that we share a bottle. So I’d open 7up and pour some in a glass cup for her , she would say no. Sit on my lap, take a sip and pass to me. She didn’t know that I use style wipe the top of the bottle before sipping . But still I was smelling this persistent bad odour. She smelt beautiful and nice but it was wasn’t until we moved to my palace bedroom that the cat was out of the bag .
2. My wood was erect and while I attempted to kiss her. I noticed a certain force field holding me back . Wetin be this. My mouth was ready but my nose said nope, danger ⛔️ danger ⛔️. I sha tried … my Lord and saviour … gutter smell , I was kissing and hacking and spitting in the bathroom . What’s wrong baby , nothing .. I think I ate canfor or something . I tried chewing gum . I just couldn’t do it anymore . Told her something was wrong with me. I brushed for days, the smell no go .

I started buying elephant trebor mint . ( most of you won’t remember those ) and Tom Tom . Phew ! I later discovered and informed her that she needed to see a specialist.

No 2. Fast forward to recent years.
A girl I really liked was given me mouth action and after that wanted to kiss me. I dodged it like dodge ball 🏈 . I want to kiss you now … well honey not after a BJ. So what we tried and did were ..
A. Use wipes… she’d clean down there with wipes and after we’d kiss.
B . Alcohol -

Treadway:
Lol. One and only one...

Undergrad days..No thanks to years of porn consumption, the major physical feature I like in women na ass..as in Nicki Minaj huge (all the women I have been with have madt booty).

So I saw this girl, figure 8 toh badt, her booty na onion bigger than my girl's own at the time, book-smart too. Only problem was she had really bad dentition...like some really ugly ass teeth, but the booty kept prodding me on. By the end of the week, she follow me go my off-campus hostel. The plan was simple..kiss her forehead, neck, get into the blouse, loosen everything up and then tear pant...but AVOID the lips. All was going according to plan, blouse was off, laid her on the bed to take off the jeans, afi bi baby yi who was super turned on already, grabbed my head and gave me full throttle kiss, with tongue o....

I jus weak, but couldn't be mean to her so just eased out of the kiss...na so saliva begin store for my mouth o. I came up with an excuse, say make we reschedule the knacks cos my roommate fit come anytime but he go go house for weekend. All the while my mouth was welling with saliva, I go codedly spit am out, e go pile up again...most of what she was saying while I was seeing her off I was just nodding cos mouth don full with spit...as I see one of my fellow guy for hostel heading home, as we greet and I saw small opportunity say she no dey look I just quick spit the saliva wey don full my mouth. I sha dispersed the girl, went back to the hostel to aggressively brush my teeth with Dabur herbal toothpaste (back when it was still quality and bitter) while all the fellas were having a laugh, the guy don gist them before my return. That girl holds the record for most missed calls ever logged on my phone over the course of that weekend..over 500! We eventually ran into each other again a couple of months later, and after giving her some lamba, we eventually went to her hostel, where I split her differential without any kissing.

The end!

TOPCRUISE:
When $1 was equal to N197, they say if Nigerians vote for them they will make $1=N1. Nigerians voted for them.
They say imports is causing naira devaluation, Because of that they ban imports of rice and consumables and made Nigerians go hungry.
They say BDC are the ones hoarding dollars. Because of that they end sale of foreign exchange to them.
They say naira will do better if we become cashless and do away with old naira notes, Emefiele tortured us in doing that, yet inflation soared.
They say naira will do better if we remove fuel subsidy
Subsidy removal has made matters worse.
$1 is now equal to N1025.

You must be sick if you vote APC and you are still condemning APC.

englishmart:
My uncle based in Australia asked me yesterday to choose between Australia or 20 million naira. I didn't think twice before choosing 20 million. He promised to skrill it to me in two weeks' time.
The next two weeks will be for cooking sure 5 odds. I will convert the money to 100 million, transfer his sick 20 million back to him, cook another 2 odds and stake it with 80 million. That will amount to over 160 million. Now, from that 160 million, I will travel to Australia, buy an apartment of 80k dollars, invite my uncle to stop squatting and start paying affordable rents at my place.

Ogabenma:
Hello Nairalanders. Please I need help regarding this NEPA people.

Please who knows any top NEPA official that I can lay my complaints to? These people are oppressing and frustrating us. I have laid several complaints to their office here but no headway.

I have applied for prepaid since but it's not forthcoming. They said that there's an embargo on it. Then why the outrageous bills as a post paid user? I was given #429,000 for September and #387,000 for August. I paid a very substantial amount but these people have come to disconnect me saying I should come and pay another #200,000. When I don't a company in my flat.

The bills for other months was outrageous as well. I have never defaulted in my payment.

I have made use of every channel to send them a mail and complain. Nothing. Been to their various offices, nothing too. I'm tired. This is extortion.

Even if the prepaid meter comes, the outstanding bill is over a million and they will still be deducting wickedly when I buy units.

I NEED HELP AT THIS POINT.

Thanks

rottennaija:
This is Nimarata Randhawa, who changed her name to Nikki Haley.

She is calling for genocide of the Palestinian people.

She is running to be the candidate from the Republican party, that runs to be President at the next US elections.

And she is using language like this. Calling for actions like that.

Does she have any idea the carnage and chaos that will ensue in the world, in any attempts at genocide in the modern world today.

That too in the Middle East against a people who have been illegally occupied, and systematically terrorised by Israel, for decades.

All of the USA’s Middle East partners, and Muslims in particular around the world, should take note.

She is a danger to global peace and stability.

She ought to be barred from running for office.

She is what being cuckoo sounds like. Uncivilised and uncouth too for good measure.

prinsam30:



shame no dey catch u, kyase we won at last buh 10 hang need to bench Rashford and stop playing Antony that guy is not running with the ball from right wing just like ganacho is doing from the left

swagguElite:
Let everybody share their degree of wrongful termination. Whatever is said here does not only happen in banks, it is general corporate concept. You cannot be prepared for anythin' until it happens. It might be when you decide to settle down, complete your house finally, your steady income comes with a sack letter. Or when you just finish payin' your house rent the termination comes.

Most people here talkin' about side business haven't really sat with reality. You can only run two businesses successfully if you're have the time to oversee the second one. Sales girl never steal your goods finish before, everyone is lookin' for quick money and whom to devour.

To get an honest person to run your business while you do other work is an herculean task on its own.

spiSeyi:
Bro nah true talk dem dey yan you , free s*x from a Nigerian babe is a red flag . Watch your back man something is looming

Paulyaweh:
When will this nonsense coach know rashford shouldn't be playing.
He has no interest in football any more.
Cant run, cant dribble, can't cross, cant track bacl

wowcatty:
Even the small charge is because they need to charge Trump more and they just want to use this to say "we charge everybody" and then pardon Hunter Biden.

OLAADEGBU:
INDICTED: Follow this breaking story: https://trib.al/EDrEfND

planetx:
Only if Africans know the hatred and resentment brewing among Europeans especially in the UK and especially to their individual governments due to this mass migration issue, and Africans irresponsibility in birthing too many children they are unable to cater for. There will be an explosion of far right governments across Europe and today's racism will be child's play.

Chucks13:
Look at a grown slowpoke claiming a man in these type of business? I'm ashamed of you mr man infact boys suppose track you and beat hell out of you life, animal.

So Moyo Lawal with all your beautiful boob and a s s na this dirty looking Bin Laden bitch of a man dey f u c k you? No no I'm ashamed of you Moyo na so you worwor reach?

I spit!!!

Revolution2022:
abeg post the video on my mentioned.Thanks

Ewedegubbler:
Can someone pls put a horn on this agbako’s head

rottennaija:
The problem is, rational assessment and negotiation seem to have become so rare in Washington and Kiev...

Chetas81:
you talked about mass shooting, still they better than eleriburuku citizen like you and your so called leaders

MimiSheWrote:
Not like it matters, but I live outside which doesn't limit my understanding of the situation in my home country(Nigeria)
You don't need to experience a bone fracture to know what it feels like.

AllKnowing:
Not again, Jester!