₦airaland Forum

Nackzy:
That means one day u will cheat on ur husband... A time will come when the performer will turn to a non performer as a result of Age..
What will you do then?... Anyways now that am still active come and enjoy this cassava... Rush Now while offer stock last

Lol. This your moniker proves that you 'walk your talk'.

thunderbabs:
Miss pepeye don dey chop chicken oooo, she don gain weight...abi na yoghurt she dey drink ni

No be yoghurt o... She dey do testing of all types of cassava.

freakthingz:
My first thought was asha.....

But let me not be a hypocrite to be fair we all want someone good in bed

Atleast shes not a liar like other ladies who pretend that its only men that enjoy the thing


Chai I wish I could get a chick that'd ride a neega right......

Instead my lazy bitch will ride 9 minutes and tell me her back is paining while breathing like an asthmatic......Mtschewww

Na wa 4 u o bros. So woman dey give you 'cowgirl' and you dey time her? E clear say you no bn dey enjoy the thing.

uzoclinton:
Jesus Christ ... this is what we call BEAUTY

The girl fine no be small. She seems to become more beautiful the older she gets.

ritababe:
lol, you go wait tire.

Hahahahaha... Y na?

ritababe:
when I was traveling last weekend I saw so many vigilantes on the way especially in Auchi with weapons, now I know why they are there.

I pray God safeguard them too and Kudus to Edo government for taking swift action.

Hw wuz ur trip? Hope u did not forget to buy our bread and banana as you were coming o, if you did, ready to go back.

Hope you're not done OP?

armadeo:
Lies.


Just say you want to stay there.


Strong men dey nack extra year like pure water dem no threaten lecturer.

Try your self threaten lecturer just go and write jamb again cos you will never graduate from the school.

All those girl lecturers use anyhow you think they don't know cultist.

Lie lie shameful mother.

My brother, I tire 4 d matter o. Abi no be the same uniben me graduate from? When Engine boys- strong men dat year o- dey knack carry over like say tomorrow no dey, wetin come dey optometry?

Tanglee:
They should have been smarter

Please kindly re-read what you wrote... ...think deeply about it, ...then say a big shame to yourself.

sarrki:
Nigerian masses are the major problem

We are the architect of our own problem not our leaders A society gets the kind of leaders it deserves

Truth!!! This is one of the wisest things I've ever read from you on this forum. This is Nigeria's real problem- the mentality of her masses. Change that for better and all these problems will be a thing of the past.

thesicilian:
Africa is full of billionaires. These are just the ten legal ones...

Word!

redbeans:
There's an animated series i'm trying hard to remember but can't. Someone help out. It involves niggas [black american] using strong language. There's a small boy in the midst of it all.

Very amusing. I remember a part when a prisoner said 'pick the damn soap' to a new inmate in a bathroom. Another one, when there was a deadly disease, obama was mimicked saying 'i'm at d top of d situation' while he was jst sitting in d office

Boondocks. I don't know if I got the name right, Heuy, Riley and Uncle Ruckus. Crazy cartoon.

PHILipu1:
All this Ipod shouting Buhari is a failure.
Your 15% votes from south-east come 2019 will not change anything.
The north and south-west votes will still give Buhari the presidency till 2023.
It's better you guys join the moving train like some off your leaders (Kalu,Ken,Chime etc) or don't come here and shout maginalization after 2019.
Monkey no go work then baboo come chop.

A spokesman for the Northern Elders' Forum recently stated that the whole of the South West's votes for Buhari wasn't even up to his votes accrued from two Northern states. So you see, while you think you are something to them, they consider you expendable.

sarrki:
Every progressive and friends of Nigeria worked against him

Only wicked enemies of the state supported him

Please, get lost! How 'progressive' has Nigeria been since May 2015?

seguntijan:
Men are attracted by what they see, that's why women put on make up. Women are attracted by what they hear, that's why men lie. Problems start when the truth comes out and the make up is removed..

Hmmm...

WeRblessed:
Please bro stop calling her olosho. It's very degrading to a woman like Toke who works very hard to put food on her table. She doesn't have to apologise for using God given talent (show biz) to pay her bills. How would you feel if someone give your mother, wife, or sister a derogatory remarks? It hurts so bad, and word is a seed , which you continue to sow daily, do you think it's funny? Your daughter is / will be reaping all your kind or disheartening words. Please stop it. Always on Nairaland as if he has no job. Please enough!

Why taking paracetamol for another person headache? Abi you be Toke ni? Even her (ex) husband no send the woman again, na you come dey form defender and protector for Nairaland.

Laimudu:
Why marry when u knw in anytime DAT u are seperating

I just tire o. Dem 4 just kukuma dey do boyfriend and girlfriend till dem tire of each other.

pocohantas:
I wish them the best. He has seen her at her worst...
This is all it takes to hold down a good woman, Love and Support.

Sadly, some of my Nigerian brothers think it's all about money and sex. When they chop their money finish, they'll na come online and be opening 20 threads in 2 seconds

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I pray for this generation of slaykings, awon prick administrators and waist benders...may their minds grow, so that their dicks can make better decisions. Amen

Sisters, when you meet that good man, cherish him. We don't want a situation where to see a good man would be like solar eclipse.

Make I hear word jareeeeeey... Most women wouldn't know what to do with a good man even if he landed from heaven into their laps.

The politically-savvy among us knew right from time that there was more to this Chibok 'saga' than was being said. There are so many questions, and myriad of things don't add up. But what puzzles me the most, is that, what did Jonathan stop Obama and Cameron from obtaining from Nigeria, that they had to ally with Buhari, a man whose political career prior to, was already in its twilight, made him president( if you still think it was your votes that took him to power, then I can't help you) and continued to support him even when it was glaringly evident that he was physically and intellectually incapable for the job?
Well, the truth will come out one day.
PS: Karma really is a b*tch! Cameron had to resign because of Brexit, leaving a confused Theresa May to become PM and Obama's Democratic Party lost last year's presidential elections to a clown. Moral: always do well because what you sow is what you reap.

Okoyiboz3:
So, you're saying Afonjas are holding you from gaining your freedom thereby insinuating that Igbos are slaves?

Meanwhile, leave your fanyogo bicycle and check the spelling of entrepreneur. It is like your uncle was criminal in the article who they said couldn't speak English.

He prolly spoke engligbo.

You hear stuff like: Nwanne, do you know that song by Fravour; Yoli Yoli?

No, it is not by Fravour, it is Blacket that sang the song.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Lolzzz. Ahn ahn! You wicked no be small. So somebori cannot play with you again ni?
Chai! See finishing!

miky:
Like i have said it is not the GOVERNMENT Its the NIGERIAN people..

Word!

kateskitty:
Aunty Linda don carry last

lol.

SemuhleB:
It has nothing to do with being a virgin or having many partners. Women give birth and can still have relatively tight vagina's unless they are sticking and putting trees and basket balls in there then maybe you will have a point.

Just like some women may have small boob's, flat bums etc some men have really small penis. Unfortunately there is nothing she can do about it but the couple can find other ways to please each other too.

In summary... you're very pretty.

Drabeey:
what jonathan couldnt do in 4years.... BUHARI did in just 2




ALL HAIL OUR MESSIAH!!
ALL HAIL PRESIDENT BUHARI!

hurray! hurray!! hurray!!!



anyways....



drabeey was HERE

And now drabeey can go crawl back inside Buhari's anus.

ekensi01:
What's Buhari plan? favouring only the northerners and some west,east,south etc are supporting him i will be eating when Nigeria will be becoming a islamic state. everywhere na muslim names starting from pre. to min.

I thought I was the only one that noticed it. Over 70% of our government parastatals are headed by muslims, a significant portion of which are Northern muslims. One Nigeria? You're having a laugh.

SalamRushdie:
Stop deceiving yourself please ..As a very younger president in 1984 the result was the same as today ..Make no mistake Buhari is no leadership material

SalamRushdie:
Stop deceiving yourself please ..As a very younger president in 1984 the result was the same as today ..Make no mistake Buhari is no leadership material

SalamRushdie:
Stop deceiving yourself please ..As a very younger president in 1984 the result was the same as today ..Make no mistake Buhari is no leadership material

Exactly!!! He might be a 'man of integrity' (whatever that means) to his fans, but a leader, he is not.

sarrki:
He has done the needful by transmitting to the Senate and the house

Guy, u neva tire? Abeg park well jhoor!!! Your obsessive defending of PMB is becoming irritating.

Bumbae1:
Lol ok i changed it hope dis wan is better

haha. badt girls. it's cool.

protocoll:
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mr man let us hear word abeg

Who put cottonwool for your ear? Abi Buhari ear infection don catch u too? Mtchewwww...

Muzanga:
And nobody is talking about that space between a man's dick and his balls. Smells like damp clothes. Some guys wear one pair of boxers for 3months.

*yimu* How did you use and know? It's not true, don't believe everything you read/hear.

Lasskeey:
.....Gbammmmm !!!

I love that smell more than the SEX itself

Guy, why yhu dey hurry? Abeg stop the posting of dis pix. I be small pikin o.

Bumbae1:
Lol

The lady looks messy herself ..wonder if she works with nails like that
All d kim k wanna b self
See advice she giving ladies promoting SEX instead to give tips on how to secure a job .. interview tricks etc ..



Anyway she get following so guess she slaying right

hmmm... Based on your criticism of this lady, I was expecting to see something you know... 'constructive' on your dp, not you posting such 'unserious things' as your profile pix showing us your body contours. (PS; They're fine)