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Politics › Re: Obaseki’s Edo Victory: Tinubu Failed To Learn From History - Premium Times by maestro299: 2:37am On Sep 22, 2020
Ikinternational:
ONE TRIBE INDEED...

I forgot any Nigerian/media with a dissenting thought is deemed ipob by you knuckleheads

Maybe your smartphone came with tribe detection technology
The author of the article is even a Yoruba man. These people are just as daft as the IPOB they attack.
Family › Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by maestro299: 4:21pm On Sep 21, 2020
Kriss216:
Money or no money, I can't settle for less.

As you're advising a guy to make money to marry a sensible girl, also try and beautify your senses so a man with money can locate you.
I thought you said earlier that you were in a joyous mood? This your reply no joyous at all o.
Family › Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by maestro299: 4:09pm On Sep 21, 2020
pocohantas:
There is a girl on your street selling fruits, she likes you, but you don’t like her because she has just SSCE with no swag. You want the Law graduate that can cook and clean, while being submissive. You are now angry that the Law graduate wants an Otedola too. Is like your head is paining you. All of you sef. grin
Lolz. Na wa for you ooo. You get bad mouth gaaan.
Science/Technology › Re: 125-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Found Buried By A Volcanic Eruption In China by maestro299: 3:53pm On Sep 21, 2020
nairarhymer:
the eternal sleeper actually existed 131 million years ago, not 125 million AD. They migrated to earth from planet max699ymmmcc-astro. The migration of the eternal sleeper was as a result of space wars for astral territory in max699ymmmcc-astro. Archeological evidence shows that the eternal sleeper were actually lucky to migrate to earth when they did, as planet max699ymmmcc-astro exploded 0.127 light years after their migration during the big bang.
However, the eternal sleeper was not totally fortunate, as it met stiff resistance from the Arachnidomollusca crocodiles when it arrived planet Earth. The Arachnidomollusca crocodiles which existed exactly 865 billion years ago, and which later evolved into the salt water dinosaur devoured the eternal sleeper in the Pacifics, 125 million years ago.
The vestiges of the armoured space ship which the eternal sleeper used in migrating to earth can be found in shrine of Baba Osas Edokpolo in Edo state.
Lolz. You too much. Good imagination.
Politics › Re: Edo Old Woman Blasts Oshiomhole, Says "Obaseki Is Coming Back In Jesus Name" by maestro299: 2:05pm On Sep 20, 2020
[quote author= post=94122238]A President once told us in this country that the coming polls would be do or die.
Not with President Buhari.
[/quote]Then who made the comment about "the dog and baboon being soaked in blood" https://www.nairaland.com/938100/dog-baboon-soaked-blood-buhari Patience Jonathan, right?
Politics › Re: Edo 2020 Governorship Election Updates, Results And Live Monitoring by maestro299: 6:53am On Sep 20, 2020
Oladeji245:
that's just a nonsense u wanna belief...
why did makinde Christian win majority Muslim Oyo for example...even pdp won osun but we all knew wetin happen.
nobody do religious politics in Sw...Yoruba Muslims is a stupidd term coined by Igbo and ipob youths.
Stop replying such people please. The only thing more irritating than that moniker'
s ignorant comments is you having to dignify them with a reply.
Politics › Re: Chinese Company Will Build $50m Daura Varsity For Free-Amaechi by maestro299: 6:07pm On Aug 30, 2020
wickedtuna:
We are heading for destruction but no one is seeing the big picture..lol THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREE O!
We are not heading for destruction, the country is already gone. What we are just waiting for is physical manifestation of it.
Crime › Re: Man Released After 44 Years In Prison For Rape He Didn't Commit In US (Pics) by maestro299: 5:05pm On Aug 29, 2020
madridguy:
Subhanalah, 44 good years for crime he didn't commit. This is racism against the man.

May God Almighty no let us see akoba, adaba, Amin.

The man should jejely sue them for 100 Billion dollar.
Racism, you say? Well, you may be right. But I would like your sincere opinion on the judgement handed out to that musician in Kano who was condemned to death,.by his fellow tribesmen, for insulting a god that is powerless to fight for itself.
Travel › Re: Foreigners In South Africa And Citizens Speaking Up Finally. by maestro299: 3:05pm On Aug 29, 2020
BraggaJ:
Smh. Only Nigerians would use their own legs to waka go another country for greener pastures (no be say them beg them to come o). And when they begin to prosper in that country they then suddenly feel their hosts are 'lazy'.

If you are so super, why not remain in your shythole where you people aren't lazy and make a success out of your life? Una go country wey better pass una own with a working system and all, take advantage of the system and begin to prosper and then you feel you are better than your hosts?? Gtfh.

They do that everywhere they go, especially in Africa. And that generates hostility, as can be gleaned from those comments.
Imagine a white man said this, wouldn't you have accused him of racism.
Education › Re: Did You Also Notice This On Your Nairaland Profile? by maestro299:
Lol !I think it hsppens when you are just a little over a month on the forum and your log time is about to be upgraded to start reflecting months. I also experiencd such and was perplexed about it (even created a topic to draw the mods attention), but after a period, I was logged correctly, with my time spent shown in full( nobody tell me make I go delete the topic, lol). So chill, continue to enjoy the site and before the end of next week, all will be well.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mike Pence Disinvited From Wisconsin Lutheran Commencement Speech by maestro299: 9:23am On Aug 28, 2020
Trex4:
Trump's actions how. The killing of Floyd and the shooting of blake happened in democratic cities. The riots of Seattle, portland, Chicago and Minneapolis are democratic controlled areas. I'm surprised that when this stuff happens everyone would just leave the democrats and start blaming trump.
You are just disturbing yourself. People have decided to become stupid, hypocritical and unnecessarily emotional. That's why they won't realize that they've become slaves until it's too late.
Politics › Re: El-Rufai's NBA Dis-Invitation: A Faux Pas Or Brilliant Initiative? by maestro299: 9:03am On Aug 26, 2020
Brilliant from the NBA. My only problem is why he was invited in the first place. Sanusi and Sagay are talking from sentiment. Is the NBA platform the only medium he can explain himself? In this 21st century, when there are literally dozens of media through which he can interact with the citizens and engage the press, explaining his hypocritical standpoint? What do he and his family think Twitter is only good for, hurling insults and abuse at people? This kind of person is the most dangerous kind of fanatic, one with a title.
Family › Re: I Can't Stand My Wife's Unhygienic Habits. by maestro299:
OP, sorry 4 ur ordeal. As someone said earlier, this is bigger than simple hygiene. From my experience in relationships,there are no bad people, just incompatible people. I don't know you, but I can confidently say your marriage is in serious trouble going forward, except one or both of you change your attitudes. Yes, it's clear that you're both irritating each other. There might also be traits and habits she can't stand from you. Try and look up The Narcissistic Personality.It might help you to understand your relationship dynamic better. For a relationship to thrive both parties must be willing to learn, accept and adapt. If not, let everyone go their way: There is no marriage in heaven.
Education › Re: If You Get This Question, You Are A Critical Thinker. by maestro299: 3:28pm On Jul 17, 2020
Only 3 people are left
Phones › Re: You Can't Use These Words On Twitter Again. by maestro299: 12:18pm On Jul 04, 2020
Tadeknkeepcalm:
It's 1984 all over again. Take control of language.

These leftists Sha...
The clampdown has begun. Who say Bible no correct? I only pity the ignorant.
Science/Technology › Re: How Flying Snakes Can Glide Through The Air (Photos) by maestro299: 12:16pm On Jul 02, 2020
Openbusiness2:
Gliding is a form of flying. Birds glides too, kites glide etc
It's not a form of flying. Gliding is just that- gliding. If not there wouldnt have been a term for it.�
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians Drag Black American For Over Reply To A Nigerian by maestro299: 9:03pm On Jun 23, 2020
Many blacks are far more racist/tribalistic to people of their own race than any other race. You don't love yourselves but you want others to accept you, how will that happen? Later, as a result of inferiority complex, you'll start disturbing sane minds with "Black Lives Matter".
Politics › Re: Buhari And His Federal Character Virus - The Guardian Editorial by maestro299: 8:21am On Jun 03, 2020
Sunnycliff:
Buhari have no relationship with Federal Character. I like him for that. At least he is not politically correct. This should be a good lesson to everyone
A good lesson to every Southerner. Shebi dem say na we go school pass,yet na we still mumu pass.
Politics › Re: Tinubu With A Placard, Demands Justice For Uwa, Tina And Jennifer (Photo) by maestro299: 8:01am On Jun 03, 2020
Anazp:
Why do Nigerian youths like to celebrate their oppressors? I mean in a sane Country this man would have been in jail
Very annoying set of people! See them up and down nairaland, chooking mouth for America matter wey nor concern them, instead of focusing on their own country affairs and how to progress as a nation.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Protests: Nancy Pelosi Calls Trump "Fanner Of The Flame" by maestro299: 7:55am On Jun 03, 2020
Teaser4:
don't type short details for cheap likes, you're nothing but a clout chaser. He lost republican primary slots, the man had issues with the party, and was punished. House Republican leaders removed him from the Judiciary and Agriculture Committees, as party officials scrambled to appear tough on racism and contain damage from comments he made to The New York Times questioning why white supremacy is considered offensive.

He's a racist, and opposition gonna nail em if he win the primaries, na republican go still win the district. typical liberal clownnnn.


this is the man that replaces him State Senator Randy Feenstra, another Trump ally and ardent supporter. The GOP is united behind Trump, over 90% approval ratings no be beans.... red tsunami
U dey mind that guy. No wonder Nigeria is where she is today- her youths can't see further than their noses.
Crime › Re: George Floyd: Mercedes Cars Damaged As Rioters Vandalise Showroom (video) by maestro299: 6:49pm On Jun 01, 2020
Moneywirer:
This is no longer for late Floyd, I smell politics all over this.
What are the odds that the opposition party didn't incite a reasonable percentage of these series of events just to make Trump look too stupid and incapable of maintaining order with diplomacy?
So you didn't know since.?
Celebrities › Re: Chioma Akpotha Twerks In A Benin Queen Attire On Set, Gets Blasted by maestro299: 12:43pm On Feb 08, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



As an Oredopataki with royal Benin blood coursing through my veins.
I say this with all sense of humility that our people are overly intolerant.
We are even more fanatical than fundamental Islamic terrorists of the Middle East.

Irrespective of religion, age, education or exposure...the Bini man's ONLY problem is the over reverence of the Oba and his imaginary powers.
We attach too much importance to tradition when tradition has not helped us.

We worship the Oba but have zero respect for God.

If only they knew that the Oba is just a regular mortal whose privileges are the ones he has been given by his ignorant subjects.
A man who can be messed up like the Ojuromi of Uromi or like the Emir of Kano.

The Bini man fears him because according to folklore, he has all the powers.
But if his curse was that potent, how come he has not cursed the marauding Fulani herdsmen ravaging all of Ovia North or brought peace to the warring APC in his domain.

It is a great shame, that a University graduate and a Pastor will believe that a mere man can utter a word and all of Benin will be submerged in water.
Yet he can't utter same and let the Fulani Herdsmen violence end.

He can not wave his wand and cause the "Isiohor rainy season River" in front of S&T barracks to vanish.

Every good student of history knows that a Military administrator has once successfully given an Oba of Benin the Sanusi treatment.

So why all the reverence?

Please we must allow Chioma Akpotha be.
We must even thank her for showing off our already dead culture.
And the truth be told, she portrayed what we are actually known for.

Our ladies are famous world over only because of the latent power in their waists cleverly depicted by Chioma.

Let's live and let live.
Oba gha a to kpere.
Nwaamaikpe! Where you go hide since?
Politics › Re: Oke Umurhohwo: What Donald Trump’s Impeachment Trial Could Teach Nigeria by maestro299: 2:28am On Feb 08, 2020
DexterousOne:
Let the mud slinging continue

A vile person like trump needs to face as much heat as he can

And rubbished prior to the polls.
Lol. Just read what you wrote. So because you don't like someone is justification enough to deny him/her fairness? And you say Trump is despicable. SMH.
Celebrities › Re: Lydia Lawrence-Nze Welcomes A Baby In Canada - Pictures by maestro299: 12:45pm On Jan 23, 2020
Mercedes Starr? Sounds like name of a porn actress.
Crime › ?! by maestro299(op):
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Romance › Re: A Senior Female Colleague Wants Me To Marry Her by maestro299: 9:40am On Oct 10, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Please don't be intimidated.
It is actually scriptural.

Our great Prophet Muhammad married wealthy Khadijah who was 40-years old when he was only 25.
So unless she is wealthy, then this is stupid.
NwaAmaikpe is back! The Mod wey ban you for 100 years don finally pity u. Hahahaha.
Politics › Re: Fayose: 'APC My Foot! I Will Never Have Anything To Do With APC' by maestro299: 9:50pm On Oct 09, 2018
IrokoOluwere:
Clown !
Fayose the clown!
But tbh , something bothers me .
We all see how a particular set of people fro a particular region were hailing Fayose and called him all sort of nice names when he was lambasting Buhari .
But one second ,he expressed how he genuinely feel about the PDP primaries results.
These same set of people started bashing him and said he’s a typical yoruba that want to scatter everything when it doesn’t go their way . Bla bla bla .
I was shaking my head .
Clowns full Nairaland! cheesy
Hmmmm...
Politics › Re: For How Long Can Nigeria Wait For A President Who Is Incapacitated?- Ayo Fayose by maestro299: 5:45pm On Jul 05, 2017
sarrki:
By next year this fool is out of office
And here I was thinking you have seen the light. Once a zombie...
Business › Re: Apapa Traffic: Shippers Lament As Demurrage Hits N6.7bn In 10 Days by maestro299: 9:09am On Jun 19, 2017
Extremely sad and pitiable! This port is an important nerve center of the country and look how it's been left to rot. Only in Nigeria can we see such madness!
Family › Re: When A Man Is Richer Vs When A Woman Is Richer by maestro299: 5:11pm On Jun 15, 2017
IHate9jerians:
I had a friend who lost his job a few years ago and his wife had become the sole provider in the home.He had been out of work for about 3months and i visited him inorder to say 'Hi". While i was there,a football match was being shown on the telly and we both sat down in the parlour gisting and watching the game.
All of a sudden,his wife stepped into the sitting room and switched off the tv from the socket.She then stared at us and said she pays the DSTV bills and we dont have the right to watch it since none of us paid for it.
Wetin concern me.I immediately got up and took my leave inviting my friend for a drink at a joint.He tried to apologise for his wife"s actions but it wasnt necessary because i knew what caused that her behaviour.
No finance,no romance in this hard-knock naija
That woman's a bitch! Nothing more, nothing less.
Family › Re: When A Man Is Richer Vs When A Woman Is Richer by maestro299: 5:09pm On Jun 15, 2017
Cinderella5:
May thunder strike you mad.

Women are naturally dependant, it's just this feminism movement that's making some become financially indpendent. You can't compare them with men, a real man takes responsibility. Not fake gold diggers and lazy goats like you.
Madam, easy with the obscenities na. You can pass your message across perfectly well without the need to resort to hurling vulgarities at others.
Family › Re: When A Man Is Richer Vs When A Woman Is Richer by maestro299: 4:56pm On Jun 15, 2017
Jiang:
Don't really care if shes richer dan dangote as long as she fufills all her wifely responsibilities & not nag in my ears for about how she bought d new plasma TV cause the one i bought was too local.

I will just pretend she is a smelly shyt
GBAM! You sir, are what people refer to as an alpha male.

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