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TV/Movies › Re: Ese Eriata Advises Ladies With Smelly Vagina. Facebook Users React by maestro299: 5:13pm On Feb 24, 2017
Jodha:
What of yhu guys... Jumping up and down.. Typing.. "ladies wash yhur puna" and all that blah.. Blah...

When out of 100guys yhu can only find... Barely.. 5 clean ones..

Spits.. Pot calling kettle black..

Guys before yhu point accusing fingers.. Check 3 fingers are pointing back at yhu..

I rest my case..
Lol. Go and look bush aunty. You have only been hanging out with dirty guys. Change your crowd and you'll see.
TV/Movies › Re: Ese Eriata Advises Ladies With Smelly Vagina. Facebook Users React by maestro299: 5:09pm On Feb 24, 2017
2shur:
abegi most girls pekus dey smell.
there is diff between smelling amd stinking.
wit they useless pubic hairs and wearing over tight jeans ,over tight bodyhug pant,over tight top,smally sized toes and shoes..why wont dey pekus stink.
i ger so fucking irritated wen i perceive a stinking pekus..fuc like a rotten egg..wtf.

its understsndable wen yur pekud smells of sweat and shiit...not those sticky yicky stinking dead rat..rotten mango smell
Hahahahahahahahaha... Bros, you wicked o. Why you dey vex on top d matta na?
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Shares Hot Photo - Fans React by maestro299: 2:32pm On Feb 22, 2017
wasi9ice:
Nonsense, she should get married and stop deceiving herself....flaunting old boobs with no shame....
Cossy no want marriage o, eh? Make only one man come get all that 'property'? Noooo... She believes in the saying, "there's love in sharing".
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Shares Hot Photo - Fans React by maestro299: 2:28pm On Feb 22, 2017
mykelmeezy:
ewww
ugly no nipu having being




Vaseline crew where art thou

use judiciously so it can go round

i wont open another one
Hahahahahaha... You no well. E b lyk say ur head follow Buhari go London.
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Shares Hot Photo - Fans React by maestro299: 2:26pm On Feb 22, 2017
marygifto:
Some dey your boobs will still become maggot food. Vanity upon Vanity.
Bad belle.
Sports › Re: Cute Photos Of Mikel Obi's Twin Daughters Living Lavish by maestro299: 11:30am On Feb 22, 2017
deb303:
Mikel the lost sheep... still morning the drifted bobo... #cleanrunningnose
Don't worry dear, for someone as beautiful as you are, Mikel is too small. Cristiano "ororo" Ronaldo is coming for you before the end of this year.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Smuggler Arrested In Delhi, India With 1.55kg Of Heroin by maestro299: 5:29pm On Feb 20, 2017
segebase:
na dem
hahahahahahahaha... You no well at all.
Car Talk › Re: 2015 Polaris Slingshot SL LE : A Review Of Dino Melaye's Luxury Car by maestro299: 7:53am On Feb 16, 2017
If to say dis man na PDP member, some APC e-rats for no let us hear word. But as per say na APC man... issorite.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by maestro299: 10:36pm On Feb 15, 2017
5-1 to Bayern!!! If to say na me be Wenger, I for don sack myself before referee even blow final whistle. But the old papa no get shame. Next week he go sign new contract. Smh.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by maestro299: 10:28pm On Feb 15, 2017
xynerise:
Where is Mukina2 when you need her grin
Lol. I swear, Arsenal matter don tire muki. I sure say dis team don break her heart pass the one wey any man fit do.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by maestro299: 10:17pm On Feb 15, 2017
calmG:
ARSENE WENGERRRRR.....
Buy experience player u no go buy STINGY COACH....
abeg, na wenger be arsenal problem. even if dem buy messi, cr7, neymar, bonucci, de gea, verratti and aguero, so far wenger still be coach, na d same story e go still be.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by maestro299: 10:11pm On Feb 15, 2017
Na wa o. Na team this Arsenal be?
Politics › Re: "Buhari's Government Of No Substance And Propaganda "-prof.farook Kperogi by maestro299: 8:14am On Feb 12, 2017
Abajo!!! I always knew that sarrki, ngenekwenu, and madridguy had a secret...
Politics › Re: "I Won’t Return Until Doctors Are Satisfied" — Buhari by maestro299: 8:47pm On Feb 11, 2017
hushshinani:
You definitely have the right for medical clearance my able presido....

may you live long to hear the death of people that wish you dead...

Cos many wailers could not manage themselves not to talk of a family... how much more Nigeria...


Click like if you agree and share if you disagree
May your life and the lives of everyone that 'liked' your post be like the way Buhari has made this country.
Politics › Re: PMB, El-Rufai, Onu, Lai Mohammed & Oyegun At APC ‘Salvation Rally’ In 2014 by maestro299: 12:53pm On Feb 03, 2017
INTROVERT:
And now they want to stop OUR protest. The thunder that will fire all those security agents no get part 2



1paint of garri is 800
Dollar is 500
Kerosene that poor men use is over 300
Disel is up
Prices are up everywhere. Inflation is killing the country, all time high at almost 18%
Foreign direct investment dropped to ten year all time low
No light either.
People are hungry.
Girls are prostituting to survive
Our men have turned to beggars and armed robbers to survive.
Yet they are building vice president gate house for 250 million naira.
Politicians are just a bunch of thieves. APC AND PDP angry


THAT PROTEST MUST HOLD AND ANYONE WHO DO SENT LIKE IT SHOULD GO AND DIE.
Ha! Introbaby don vex o. E clear say everytin don red wella.

Intro, I have Indomie and 'corma' beef. Come and use it to step down this your anger small with a chilled bottle of La Casera.
Education › Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Be A UNILAG Student(+gif) by maestro299: 7:53am On Feb 02, 2017
Oga Tosyne2much, where u dey? Dis guy needs good lesson on the '10 things...' format.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 14th January 2017 by maestro299: 5:49pm On Jan 14, 2017
Yes! Chairman 'Olote People's Congress' don show! Chelsea yansh don ready for merciless flogging today!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (0 - 4) On 14th January 2017 by maestro299: 5:46pm On Jan 14, 2017
ekhai:
Pls don't forget to fulfill your promise. GGMU
Lol. Are you a Man Utd fan? Becos I don't fight with my brothers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (0 - 4) On 14th January 2017 by maestro299: 4:12pm On Jan 14, 2017
ekhai:
Easy day for gunners
I will quote you again after 90 minutes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (0 - 4) On 14th January 2017 by maestro299: 3:56pm On Jan 14, 2017
I smell an Arsenal loss. Don't ask me why.
Politics › Re: "Chibok Girls Were Kept In A Politician's House After Abduction" – Pastor Bulus by maestro299: 9:52am On Jan 12, 2017
KahlDrogo:
Were people like you not the ones who insisted the girls being paraded as rescued chibok girls couldnt have been student preparing for waec as being reported by the press because "they cant speak english"? Arent you now contradicting yourself? huh
People like me? Sorry, anybody that uses generalizations dosen't have an argument. Please quote me where I said so. Can you? No! My brother/sister, Nigeria is not Chelsea vs Arsenal matter. Except you are one of them, you have a duty to always question any and of the motives and actions of every Nigerian politician, most especially the new ruling party, the APC. To me, they are just PDP re-branded. This is the only way, we, the Nigerian masses, can protect our beloved country being ransacked and destroyed by those devils in the corridors of power who call themselves our leaders.
Politics › Re: "Chibok Girls Were Kept In A Politician's House After Abduction" – Pastor Bulus by maestro299: 8:45am On Jan 12, 2017
Semper247:
So those secondary school girls who could barely speak English and having their education in the remotest part of the state can really identify GRA and TOP politicians? Must we make everything political? Why are people so silly these days? So the abducted girls, who probably had not traveled out of their village before abduction can now coherently describe where they were taken to and how they were moved......

Idiocy lives in the brains of so many people in this country
They could barely speak English and yet were about to write a Physics exam? When you wrote WAEC/NECO/GCE (if you went to school at all) which language was the exam set in? Kanuri? My brother/sister, don't choose to be blind or stupid just to maintain your conception of the APC as a party that can do no wrong. If you objectively examine this Chibok case, you'll see that there are so many things that don't add up.The govt of the day and its immediate predecessor are not telling us sth.
Politics › Re: "Chibok Girls Were Kept In A Politician's House After Abduction" – Pastor Bulus by maestro299: 8:30am On Jan 12, 2017
owobokiri:
And thats why Jonathan is such a big bore. He knew that the governor in question was up-to no good, he could have declared a state of emergency to get rid of him. He could have used other political tools to sack him if he wanted or even force the media to reveal some of these info since he had his intelligence service.. But no, he didn't. Rather he cowardly allowed the play to run its full course, fooling a lot of his party men in the process to think he was interested in any sort of reelection when all he wanted was to throw in the towel.. Jonathan is a huge embarrassment.
Er, no. I believe he's actually a hero. The ochestrators and perpetrators of this Chibok saga, knew what was at stake and were ready for all-out war if they were not allowed their way. What GEJ simply did was try to avoid that war. It's not cowardice, but wisdom.

If he did not do so, you would not have been able to sit in the comfort of your home to spew abuse online.
Politics › Re: APC Offers Me Bribe To Fight Gov. Fayose – Ekiti RTEAN Boss by maestro299: 11:06am On Jan 11, 2017
tinktanker:
bit if it was the other way round u for believe abi? Mtcheww
I tire 4 d matter o. If one nobody from a faceless organization had come out to say that PDP offerred him bribe to help frustrate an APC parasatal, you will see ppl swallowing it hook, line and sinker. Naija which way?
Romance › Re: Here Are The First Things Women Notice When They Meet Men They May Like by maestro299: 1:47pm On Dec 28, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin


OooohhlLahhlaaaah... That's Idris Elba kiss tongue


Well, on first meeting I am very observant .. cheesy

Op, plz add he must smells good cheesy
To whom much is given, much is expected. Hope you are also a 'prized asset' yourself? (good qualities, appearance, manners, lifestyle... the works)
Romance › Re: "Runaway Bride Found In A Lagos Hotel With Her Ex Boyfriend On Her Wedding Day" by maestro299: 4:20pm On Nov 30, 2016
You see? Some ladies just love a good deek, no matter the consequences or who will get hurt as a result of their actions.
My advice to the groom: Go for PhD in Fuckery. You will see, na the women go dey wait you for altar.
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Benita Okojie's White Wedding by maestro299: 12:02pm On Nov 27, 2016
Bleaching help this girl no be small o. She for don resemble one old Bini 'iye'.

Lest I forget, HAPPY MARRIED LIFE!!!
Romance › Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by maestro299: 7:32am On Nov 25, 2016
Barigaboy:
Everyone is guilty of dis act but wat he is saying is dat even if u want to chop n clean mouth chop d girl that have d qualities u like even if she mistakenly get pregnant n refuse to commit she still gat your qualities n u guys can be together better than taking advantage of the girl who sells herb n later u deny her pregnancy cos she isn't your standard n friends should not see her with u but if u mistakenly impregnate Tinubu first daughter she tells u she want to commit abortion becos u r not ready for d pregnancy but u no she loves u what will u say
Finally, person wey get sense don comment.
Romance › Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by maestro299: 7:27am On Nov 25, 2016
tosyne2much:
I have never chop and clean mouth in my life and will never cool

It's funny people's joysticks still erre'ct in this period of recession sha
'Mr 10 things'. Awaiting your list of '10 reasons not to 'chop-and-clean-mouth' in the not-so-distant future.
Literature › Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by maestro299:
Nice one OP! I troway salute! As a former 'player' myself (Now I don born again o, help me thank God), I can relate to most parts of your stories big time. Kudos.
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Politics › Re: The Second Coming Of Goodluck Jonathan - Dele Momodu by maestro299: 10:11pm On Nov 19, 2016
MeAboki:
Nonsense, anyone with little common sense would know that GEJ was the worst ever head of state; he presided over unprecedented looting of the country and literally wasted away our future.
That's a lie from the pit of hell. Stop being an illiterate aboki who knows nothing but how to chew gworo and drink kunu. I don't really rate GEJ but unfortunately the man was one of our better presidents. He's far better than OBJ, PMB, IBB, Abacha, and so on. As for looting, GEJ dey learn for where IBB, Shagari, Abacha and other good-for-nothing Hausa motherf*ckers( including your beloved 'saint Buhari') called presidents dey.
Good night.

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